Epic Stephen Fry Rant

[donzaloog1400]

Even when English people are spewing horrid insults, they seem so dignified.

[oozecandy]

I bet Stephen Fry would do a great job commenting on what it feels like to play old video games!

[Jameswaterslive]

My reaction to the BNP

[puffleyellowpuffle]

That is one bug dis

[sweetom888]

thats what she said...

[HappyHauptwerk]

Thanks Stephen. Now leave Ann Widdicombe alone :p

[TigerNiny]

Could someone write down what he says ? I'm french and i don't understand everything :( It would be very nice ...

[Spaceman2921]

@TigerNiny

"You poisonous poop, you crazy silly poop. I would rather drink peepee from Norman Fowler's bumbum than continue my conversation with you. You are dirty. I do not like you. Everything you say is not very nice. Your face looks like the Devil's bumbum.

[PushingPies]

This is even funnier with the captions on.

"YOU MANIAC PLASTIC CHAIRS"

[sgtmcwallace]

my thoughts exactly

[mrsthursday]

@MrKaniyaw You don't want to communicate with someone you've never met? Like God?

Btw, if you post anything on Youtube you're going to get replies - if you don't have anything logical to say in a discussion say that and don't get all huffy.

[poeticnerd1990]

I Hope he never gets pissed off with me!

[mrsthursday]

@MrKaniyaw

why are you so offended? After all you have a giant, all seeing, all knowing, all miraculous being on your side and the rest of us only have our logic, skepticism and intelligence, hardly a fair contest now is it?

[mrsthursday]

@MrKaniyaw

some people just have NO skeptical netting do they? 

[Larrylarp]

"Satan's rectum" is now my favorite phrase.

[FordPerfect]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

[sargentaaron2004]

This is the video I will play when I quit.

[phinch1234]

You people do know that Stephen fry is amongst other things a comedian and actor don't you? or do you think this normally polite intelligent man is actually "losing it" Its pretty obvious this is a skit.

[phinch1234]

@MrKaniyaw Actually Everyone is completely free to offend and to be offended, I see no reason to have respect for obvious stupidity.

[ItsWolfieDude]

XD

[polberto89]

Thats how I get woken up every day.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Imagine if journalist wasnt allowed to provoke and offend....

You can have respect for others WHILE offending and provoking them, when it comes to some religious people you offend and provoke just by questioning their faith.

Im sorry but you clearly dont seem to fully understand what your typing so i guess its better if we booth leave this alone now, it obviously wont lead to anything at all.

Have fun trying not to ever offend anyone while debating, ive got a fealing its inpossible

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw So by your own standards, you despise yourself?

You have been offending and disrespecting ALL atheists, ALL gay people, ALL lesbians with your comments on this video alone, its quite frankly amusing to se you constantly rage so badly on someone while using arguments that you yourself cant stick by.

You also disrespected and offended me and stephen fry earlier.

And lets make something clear, the freedom of speech do let me offend, it lets me provoke to.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw I just find it pathetic..

By the way, you just called out those big numbers of god FEARING people around the world.

This means he is a minority in two senses, hes gay, and hes an atheist.

Its always nice when the majority gets offended by the minority, like a white person in Europe or the US saying that its so tough being white with all that racism against you.

I just find it pathetic.. but maybe i dont know.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw So stop saying that Atheists is like this or like that because its not true.

Before you even try to say i use the same kind of prejudice, ive said "most" or "many" or "ofthen"

Saying people dislike gay people because of their stupidity is retarded and you should be seriously ashamed by typing that, especially when the point was that what he said in this clip cant even be CLOSE to the harrasment he has been withstanding by people saying stupid shit like what you said his entire life!

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw By the way, we are free but have no bloody right to attack (verbally) in such a manner?

Newsflash! The freedom of speech gives us the RIGHT to say WHATEVER we want and to critisise ANYTHING we want in WHATEVER manner we feal like.

I agreed he went a bit to far, but most atheists argue with etiquet using a big dictionary without foul words and without attacking the opponent, usually its the opponent who resorts to personal attacks.

Like, "if you talk like that your going to hell!"

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Talk about stupidity..

You just mocked ALL of the gay people in the most stupid and prejudiced way imaginable because of the actions of ONE gay person.

Seriously.. Your really only showing people how you like to bunch people togheter according to your prejudices and attack them all without reason, youve done it before in your comments.

Stop being so damn selfrightous when you obviously are so full of rage, prejudice and stupidity yourself.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Sorry, i just remembered another evil : The forcing on public school to teach out creationism equally to evolution in science classes in America.

There are thousands of other things that is bad about religion in general, as i dont know if your a catholic, protestant, Muslim or if you have some other god as your imaginary friend, i cant point to any specific evils of your religion.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw The person in the clip is gay, and he has been through MUCH, MUCH more offensive personal attacks by the church than he could ever return.

So please, think a little before getting so "offended" by a 30 second video clip when he obviously is joking satirically.

Its amazing how easily some religious people can get offended and angry..

ps, noted that i said some?

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Right now, you just show me your the ignorant by bunching all atheists together and name calling them because of what ONE person said in ONE video, Moreover, you call him malicious because of this clip consisting of 30 seconds, then id say that EVERYONE in the catholic church and any other person thinking that homosexuality is wrong and that their going to hell for acting on it while also personally attacking people for being gay is malicious bastards.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw I know i bunched religions together there, but there are so much bad things going on in the world because of religious dogma and ignorance.

I agree that this was to much, but it WAS probably more or less a joke, if you watch debates between atheists and theists, if you watch atheist documentaries or anything even like it, you will SE that they are NOT the ones who attacks the opponent most, the religious people are.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Hmm, lets se.. the inquisition, the crusades, the slave trades, all the wars in the name of christianity, all the oppression, murders, and social stigmatisations set by the church in the earlier centuries.

More to this day, lets say the almost completely accepted rape on children by the catholic church, brainwashing, terrorism, the social rejection when leaving a church, the nightmares of a child being told hes going to hell, the opposition of condoms by the catholic church etc etc.

[ZxQuickZxZ]

Why do I come back to this video to keep getting offended.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw In America for example, its alright to believe in any kind of religion, your always accepted and treated with (faked but still) tolerance and respect (except if your a muslim)

However, if your atheist its almost the same as you were a massmurderer or child-abuser, youl get a complete and utter hatred from the religious community and possibly even be rejected by your family

Id say the atheists are the people who are most harrased because of their thoughts on superstition in the world

[Trouter92]

@Porkusido I think atheists do the most harassing. I don't, but all over youtube they do.

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw Then again, why should we not be allowed to attack religion if we actually have thought about it? why should we just sit quietly and tolerate all the evil religion have done and continues to do? and why are christians allowed to completely bully, isolate and parade atheists all over the world?

[Porkusido]

@MrKaniyaw This manner of criticising religion is NOT common by the atheists and is probably mostly used by him in a way of satiric comedy (joking but with a lot of truths wrapped in, this doesnt show what he said before and after the "rant".)

[SOTBS]

@MrKaniyaw Who is this Stephen Fray and how do I get in touch with him? He sounds a most upstanding gent.

[ArvinGhassemi]

...angry nintendo nerd?

[TheKingofnoob]

What is not shown is the audience curling into fetal position and crying themselves to sleep.

[DahBjorn]

Imagine this as a declaration of love to someone in the Addams family. I lul'd ^^

[jabes88]

If Stephen Fry was directing that at me I think I would kill myself

[NightthornkVala]

I'd love to see Stephen Fry have an 'insult-off' with John Cleese.

[Maxdwolf]

@NightthornkVala Throw on Lenny Henry for a Mexican standoff.

[klausgroi]

@NightthornkVala Indeed, Cleese VS Fry would be epic !

[TheDarkchild1980]

@NightthornkVala But the universe would implode

[Moppy1988]

that's a doozy

[JudasPriestLiam]

He should form a death metal band.

[ismcb4sc]

alan

[badwolf66]

A message to all trolls around the world.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

My reaction when people have "Baby" by Justin Beiber as their ringtone...

[manthasagittarius1]

This is a medium I almost forgot. They say that English is curse-poor. It need not be -- some other languages do this kind of thing as a mature matter of course, but here it's a performance art only practiced on rare occasions by outrageous experts -- a pity. The prose rhythm in this riff is just grand. I've got a prose writing workshop to teach this spring -- I think we may do a little unit on classic vituperation. Notice he never dropped the stale old F bomb once.

[dalektaliban]

rupert murdoch must've walked in the room

[sharrynuk]

WTF? Why is the punchline cut off?

[dibaterman]

Saved for all the Skyrim puss balls that keep saying they got shot in the knee.

[Slolz247]

my reaction when my computer freezes

[TomVodkaCollins]

Saving this link for future use. X^D

[12Monkeys8u]

Brilliant!! :))

[thedoctor6666666666]

no wonder alan davis never argues with him

[Jupitergamez]

stephen fry...

if there really is a god, then fry is his prophet.

lolz

[MrMorrison446]

lolz

[videogamenostalgia]

Youtube should make it so that if anyone types 'but then I took an arrow in the knee' in the comments section of any video, they are redirected to this...

[DalionNeilHeart]

@videogamenostalgia They were working on it, but then they took an arrow to the knee. D:

[evidenceonlythanx]

I bet -THAT- person will never mention 'religion' to Stephen Fry again.:)

[MegaVesper04]

Ah, the British have a certain flair when they rant, lol. They come up with vivid images most people wouldn't conger.

[HitMeQuick]

@MegaVesper04 It's 'conjure' you transatlantic twerp. Now let's do the conga together...

[MegaVesper04]

@HitMeQuick lol, whoops. I'm not sure if I should laugh or be insulted. haha. I thought that sentence looked off...

[mancsakacarl]

fucking epic lol

[retrogamerist]

Welcome to LittleBigPlanet.

[beowulf3075]

I reckon most of us have said that about Margaret Thatcher, more than once.

[Jupitergamez]

@beowulf3075 agreed then.

[BailLia07F]

this lasted longer than kim kardashians marriage.

[lmaolongtime1120]

Justin Bieber.

[GayByProxy]

Someone got the wrong brand of tea.

[ExtremeBogom]

@catatonicscarcrow008

The unwiped inner ring, I believe.

[BasilFawlty4444]

Yes, Americans, this is what all British people are like when they get angry.

[TheFranky49]

a comedy genius!

[creationcenterTV]

This is what killed Kim Jung-il

[RoyaleWithCheese923]

*sniff*

so..... beautiful

[Orbinson98]

Video response to the Pope

[biggham]

That was beautiful. 

[ostime14]

a healthy par to say the least...

[Gearsmeister]

That really was epic. Does anyone know what this is from?

[Ypthor]

@Gearsmeister 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie' - Series 4 - Episode 5  abitoffryandlaurie.co.uk

[Gearsmeister]

@Ypthor Excellent, thank you :).

[allowthis123]

59 people think they could insult better than this...

[KevLaTtolya]

I'd pay good money to be insulted that well! ;)

[OldSchoolgamerNZ]

I don't know what was funnier, the video or the comments below !

[abigailbooth]

Who was the rant directed at?

[videogamenostalgia]

@abigailbooth Katy Perry

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

'Maniac bastardly turd' is the greatest three-word arrangement EVER

[DanRaccoon]

Then is says, You're watching BBC 1.

[TimmyThePlank]

Wow someone doesn't like YouTube's new layout!

[DOOMER23JK]

lol from what show is this ?

[ch1mpanzeethat]

and after that, Jeremy Clarkson left the studio.

[DietDrMario]

@ch1mpanzeethat Even though I like Jeremy Clarkson, I still lol'd.

[simplelife88393]

so do you have the time or not?

[segmentationfault]

I hit the snow button and this became the best video ever.

[GileadKid]

That is, without question, the funniest comment I have ever read on youtube!

[t3tsuyaguy1]

I don't know if that was fair...seemed a little harsh. ;)

[ClaireMangoify]

Stephen Fry's response to Justin Bieber.

[CowLunch]

How do I post this on every religious video on youtube?

[GookMaSkook]

Who was this aimed at?

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@GookMaSkook

Alan Davies.

[GrapeLola]

I can't watch this without laughing so hard that my eyes tear up.

[spock101010]

hmm, I like this. Make a note of it. I want to use it more often in conversation.

[BroJeetKune]

Bwahahahahaha! Yes...

[tommyrjensen]

Then ask him: "And how did you answer?"

[SeizureBobcat]

Ending on Satan's rectum was indeed ending on a high note.

[KurtMcGowan]

Best insult EVER x

[solpage]

Your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's RECTUM! Hahahhahaha, oh my god. Haha

[markyates84]

Did someone say 'ringtone'??? :-)

[teutonicpenguin]

@markyates84 Hahaha sounds like a good idea.

[Superdofagnes]

@markyates84 Consider it done :)

[joseffcazzato]

I used this on facebook

[dalhar20]

This is what trolls should aspire to be like? But with that much intelligence why bother?

[DoctorKandosii]

...I only asked him for an autograph...

[aaadddd1000]

He's talking to all religious pricks.

[StarTrekkie1996]

Who was he talking to?

[TheDarkwasp]

That's a new way to welcome the audience to the show

[armandin2048]

That is no way to greet your Mother Stephen!

[pravkdey]

this was scarier than all the F.E.A.R games

[IcyThrills]

Who was he talking to here?

[DOOMER23JK]

"Your face is fouler then than an unwhipped Satan's rectum!!" XD

[theUKatheist]

who needs swear words ??

[hmeoscar]

Next time I see a chav......next time

[sicklendhammerstudio]

agressive



[CriminalQueer]

I actually cannot get enough of this. 

[iamzafo]

you maniac bastardly turd!

[xxRobbie93xx]

at first i was like "problem?", then i was like "okay."

[rgrannell1]

that was very...monty python :)

[musicmode13100]

and you are a creationist

[MrSieish]

not bad dood

[theUKatheist]

sorry Stephen, i only asked for a high five. . .

[chakorn1]

Wow



[chairbluepen]

...and that's what church is like.

[gaiathedragonmaster]

there are some days that you really just need to let out all the bile you have to stop yourself hitting people with,especially in arguements, if you dont let off steam once in a while you'll go batty, you'll become catholic and eat quiche, you'll start producing diamonds from the shear tightness of your sphincter or better yet become a politition.

[bbmonkey14]

Who needs swear words?

[SeedsOfHatred]

@bbmonkey14 I fucking do, you no-good, piss-ant piece of rat shit that's been shat out of a fucking you know what, nevermind.

[bbmonkey14]

@SeedsOfHatred Yeah, you've already been outdone....

[SeedsOfHatred]

@bbmonkey14 *Sigh*

*Hangs head and walks away*

[Konicava]

ahhaahaaah very funny Im gonna watch it again to see if I learn a little something myself lol

[austinthebookworm5]

Now do one that is a compliment!!

[MadaraXIII]

@austinthebookworm5 I think that was a compliment ._.

[shinningneverwhy]

can someone please tell me what is this show?

[radbarij]

@shinningneverwhy "A bit of"

[shinningneverwhy]

@radbarij thx a lot!

[dubskinz]

someone needs to say that to david cameron

[DasGrausam]

Just to go against the general flow with the jokes, I reckon he was looking in a mirror on an off-day ^^ or at least trying to get himself into a better mood :)

[DasGrausam]

Huge respect for the man :)

[lolatyoubrah]

Even Chuck Norris shat his pants after watching this...

[pcvideogamer]

@lolatyoubrah flagging these unimaginative comments which usually include the words "Chuck" & "Norris" as 'spam' gives me a certain sense of satisfaction, i feel like I'm performing a service, halting the delinquency of this site, pushing back retardation.

Don't tell me your next comment is a pun on the amount of dislikes?

CN might actually release a new film (hasn't for 10 years) because of this twatty-meme, when it fails and he kills himself, I'll come for you.

[IronHarper]

@pcvideogamer you sad, sad little man.

[pcvideogamer]

@IronHarper think of me as retard retardant...

[lolatyoubrah]

@pcvideogamer If it is your goal to stop "unimaginative comments" on youtube then i'm afraid you are wasting your time because people include memes in their comments, they always will and there is nothing you can possibly do about it. "When it fails and he kills himself", well, if you watch TV sometimes and you have seen the Chuck Norris World of Warcraft commercial, he clearly has nothing wrong with this meme. Also, don't make hollow threats from behind your screen, it makes you seem stupid.

[pcvideogamer]

@lolatyoubrah Understood, it's just irksome to me or was rather as i didn't know it's source, now i know thanks to you... a TV ad (should of guessed) i originally thought it was a youtube-comment-meme only... i don't own a TV so... yeah, even a Steven Fry video couldn't escape it, you watch a video then as you go to comment you notice the hyper-thumbed rating-dislike cliché or a Norris pun and you want to self harm afterwards, just encourages me to spill vitriol...sorry.

[CapitalBhoy78]

"So, you definitely don't want brown sauce on your pizza?"

[ajmf35029]

i dont know what i've done, but i'm so sorry, steven!!

[kainejoyes]

Now thats how you insult someone, National treasure!! Finally a Brit to be proud of..xx namaste

[robertedge]

Take that Heir Ratzinger

[RoaccVideos]

I still love him

[JoshRacer90]

I reckon he's looking at justin bieber being concieved :)

[iBashSnails]

@JoshRacer90 I reckon because you couldn't think of anything original you lowered yourself to making an "oh-so-original" Justin Bieber remark, good job.

[xgusROX]

This is BRILLIANT!

[tafflad1]

I love steve,he always rants on about my good points.

[HiFiVibe]

'unwiped inner rectum'