attention all planets of the solar federation, attention all planets of the solar federation, we have assumed control, wee have assumed control... we have assumed control.
The rats in my mind hunger for the opiates of life. They feed off the suffering of man and have grown to gigantic proportions. Soon to destroy all life as we know it. I invite these aliens to my plain of thought in hopes of reproducing with them. Our children shall then take control of all time and space to enlighten the ignorant and consume this failed experiment we are stuck in.
The thing I love about YouTube is FINALLY meeting people that I can understand(and Vice-versa)...Ya know what I'm sprayin,Dogg?Wonderful comment.The Aliens are on your plain,brother of the pale forest...or haven't you ALWAYS been on theirs...maybe YOU ARE FLYING THIS SHIP...
I REALLY ENJOY YOU ...you are a pillow in the rough...a nose in the Muff.Gotta give 'ya props.Gonna have to steal them from the local repertoire company,though!As many stars as I can hypnotize Galactus into sucking..gonna tell him about TEA-BAGGING(would have my girl-friend but Galactus doesn't understand my sign language.
CreativeCritisizm (20 hours ago) I don't know if that is possible, she has been dead for sometime now. But, I think psychologist say that every human yearns to be back inside the comfort and safety of the womb; so, subconsciously, you may be wanting to re-enter your mother's birth canal.
cheers mate ! i will go forth and hang the fucking pope ,hes a nazi and i fucking hate nazis ,im english and we destroy nazis for fun,ask arthur harris ,commandering chIEf of R.A.F. BOMBER COMMAND.BLANKET BOMB THE CUNTS
Dude, at 50 seconds it looked like John Kerry! Very nice at 1:49, there was a puppy at 2:50, and might I add 2:50 was very nice. See I watched it! I love you Gannibus! You Rock! Nice connections of opiateshadedvaginas.
you sure love vaginas
Nuno440 3 months ago
The one person who didn't like this apparently did not know the wonderful being known as Gannibus. Miss you Gannibus...
drewper73 8 months ago
im soooo high right now
SnowCracka 8 months ago
attention all planets of the solar federation, attention all planets of the solar federation, we have assumed control, wee have assumed control... we have assumed control.
bigmike784 9 months ago
This reminds me of that scene in 'scanner d' with the being from inbetween dimensions & giant list of 'the 'sins of frick'
TheSoulcraft 2 years ago
I never get tired of this video!!!
escrtist 2 years ago
you are one weird dude, but you're really interesting. i dig it!
sunshynedaydream 2 years ago 2
thanks!!
gannibus 2 years ago
Fuckin' awesome! So where should I send my opiates? Everyone can send ME their opiates instead!
LadieKerrie 4 years ago 2
Just sent you sequel,forgot the title...
thanks for favoriting!
gannibus 4 years ago
Trent Reznor, as in NIN Rrent Reznor?
That was odd, in a good way.
Vagina aliens high on opium....hmmmm...
paisleypower30 4 years ago
thanks,groovy-girl!
gannibus 4 years ago
Ur very welcome. Havin' a toke in ur honor!
LadieKerrie 4 years ago
WoW...
the honour is all mine...
gannibus 2 years ago
Fuckin hilarious..LOL...
madmal666 4 years ago
I think you're FUCKIN' COOL!!!!sop happy to have met you
gannibus 4 years ago
Captain Klitorious will love this one! Did you ever listen to Firesign theatre? If not, you just have to!
popartproductions 4 years ago
The rats in my mind hunger for the opiates of life. They feed off the suffering of man and have grown to gigantic proportions. Soon to destroy all life as we know it. I invite these aliens to my plain of thought in hopes of reproducing with them. Our children shall then take control of all time and space to enlighten the ignorant and consume this failed experiment we are stuck in.
NATASIDOG 4 years ago
The thing I love about YouTube is FINALLY meeting people that I can understand(and Vice-versa)...Ya know what I'm sprayin,Dogg?Wonderful comment.The Aliens are on your plain,brother of the pale forest...or haven't you ALWAYS been on theirs...maybe YOU ARE FLYING THIS SHIP...
gannibus 4 years ago
gannibus (17 hours ago) Remember they most likely will be falsies, so, just slide them out, then slide on back in.
lazydogs 4 years ago
I REALLY ENJOY YOU ...you are a pillow in the rough...a nose in the Muff.Gotta give 'ya props.Gonna have to steal them from the local repertoire company,though!As many stars as I can hypnotize Galactus into sucking..gonna tell him about TEA-BAGGING(would have my girl-friend but Galactus doesn't understand my sign language.
gannibus 4 years ago
The vagina brought us into this world; The vagina can take us back out. For some reason, I like the idea of getting sucked back up by one of them...
lazydogs 4 years ago
for real,man....what a way to go....
gannibus 4 years ago
l :)
lazydogs 4 years ago
,,you mean your mothers vagina doing that favor you spoke of ?
CreativeCritisizm 4 years ago
CreativeCritisizm (20 hours ago) I don't know if that is possible, she has been dead for sometime now. But, I think psychologist say that every human yearns to be back inside the comfort and safety of the womb; so, subconsciously, you may be wanting to re-enter your mother's birth canal.
lazydogs 4 years ago
HAHA!
testtubebaby1 4 years ago
testtubebaby1 (19 hours ago) Answer this question for me: How many tubes have you tested in your lifetime?
lazydogs 4 years ago
Just to InTERRUPT:we used to call smoking bonghits pulling tubes...
gannibus 4 years ago
Did you see the SouthPark where Cartman was pulling tubes in a back alley?
gannibus 4 years ago
No, but I will look for it.
lazydogs 4 years ago
farking barking
spineyExtra 4 years ago
OMG the idea of Pope's blood is such a turn-on.
ZITZON 4 years ago 2
How can Pope-blood NOT be cool?
that was for Gary Milli...FuckThePope
gannibus 4 years ago
I really don't know who this Gary Milli is?
ZITZON 4 years ago
A friend of mine...totally gave him a shout-out in Killer Vaginas...he'll be a general/in the coming revolution...or somesuch
gannibus 4 years ago
I saw his response vid now "Balls on your arse" and he spelt ARSE wrong so I pointed it out in comment because I am a smart arse!
ZITZON 4 years ago
It all depends on where you're coming from on this whole."how the hail do I spail aisse?"
gannibus 4 years ago
LOL Wow, Cool video xD
XxSoundlessxX 4 years ago 2
hilarious!!!
dudeanwalker 4 years ago 2
HA HA...wait'll you see my HOstage situation
gannibus 4 years ago
wicked, you made curious now!!!
dudeanwalker 4 years ago 2
holy crap thats so funny!!!
piggyoats101 4 years ago
what can I say?I'm a nut! ! !
gannibus 4 years ago
that puss got teeth. beware!
texabamabrackish 4 years ago
great dude. catch you back at the timewarp interjelly. :D keep creating!
slippereal 4 years ago 2
Wow very great video Gannibus!!! Loved it, quite creative... trippy...
purpletreeband 4 years ago 2
thanks,dude...this me be the last of my VaginaFaced Monologues...nah,if I can't get it...might as well make my own
wonder if this can somehow fit into me pockets?get it....?
pocket poonanie??
gannibus 4 years ago
cheers mate ! i will go forth and hang the fucking pope ,hes a nazi and i fucking hate nazis ,im english and we destroy nazis for fun,ask arthur harris ,commandering chIEf of R.A.F. BOMBER COMMAND.BLANKET BOMB THE CUNTS
garymilli 4 years ago
HAH HAH HAQ been waiting on you to see this
gannibus 4 years ago
hahahahaha
heeheeheeheeheeheehee
General Milli
you are an Englishman with a mission...fuck the Nazi's
gannibus 4 years ago
FTN!!!
gannibus 4 years ago
HAHA wow that was authoritative and informative
I feel I have a better grasp on things now
NewWorldGod 4 years ago 2
an infomercial on killer vaginas...do they have legs????DAMN WHY DIDN'T I USE THAT?
gannibus 4 years ago
do you suffer from vagina envy?
hydrauponu 4 years ago 2
He doesn't suffer from it. He takes quite a pleasure in it actually.
travlrxx 4 years ago 2
Dude, at 50 seconds it looked like John Kerry! Very nice at 1:49, there was a puppy at 2:50, and might I add 2:50 was very nice. See I watched it! I love you Gannibus! You Rock! Nice connections of opiateshadedvaginas.
Sunnyfor20 4 years ago 2