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  • 3:11 What? Down Syndrome Fox is evolving! Congratu..lations...it evolved into an omega furry. THAT`S WHY YOU DON`T PRESS B.

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  • This is hard to watch...it's like everything embarrassing and stupid about American kids who want to be Japanese distilled into something both amateurish, but depressingly elaborate. People spent WEEKS making this, maybe months. And it's SHIT.

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  • Just speak English god damn it. We can clearly hear the you have no prior experience with the Japanese language other than anime, and google translate.

  • I think that MDickie made this.

  • Weeaboo - The Movie

  • God I hate weeaboos

  • What is it with random anime girls wearing skulls as accessories? Can someone explain that for me please?

  • @LuwiigiMaster IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE SO UBER KAWAI AND YET SO DARK AND AWESOME AND COMPLEX AT THE SAME TIME NYUUU!!!

    Yeah. I feel ashamed of that, but I'm jsut a tad sausced right now. so there

  • @DreadGir I guess, I dunno.

  • @LuwiigiMaster As my less then sober self said a few hours ago, it's because those who are anime obsessed want to be both super cute, but also very emo and dark as well, because it makes them seem really "complex", and by complex I mean they just can't make up their minds about what they want their image to be.

  • @DreadGir Not just this flash, there's also Yoko from Gurren Lagan who has a skull hairpin, that one girl from "the world only god loves", etc. Is it supposed to be ironic? Symbolic? What?

  • Aww chip don't do the porn games you can do more than play meet n fuck kingdom

  • "He is rolling in the poon."

    I must say, best description if anything anime ANYWHERE.

  • That newgrounds video will be appearing in my nightmares.

  • This flash should be titled "How amateur western animators depict anime."

  • Why are two people raiding this ancient fucking video for something we occasionally go back to laugh at?

  • I had to take a short break after the whole fox furry thing, my mind was about to blow up.

  • This was allowed to be published anywhere?

  • @chosentonessournotes nah I don't think he's a troll . Just a little kid. What other kind of person actualy says , don't make fun of things". Oh okay let's just get rid of the entire genera of comedy which is by definition, to make fun of something damn it.

  • Everything is powered up by 3 lines of light

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  • @frankendoodle11 WAAHH!!!! WAAAAH!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF THINGS!!!!1111111ONEONEONEDKSL­HA;KDHSGHDSFHKL

    Apparently someone doesn't have a sense of humor. lol

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  • I don't agree with that guy at all, but just because he doesn't find it funny doesn't mean he doesn't have a sense of humor. That reeks of Encylopedia Dramatica's garbage morals.

    And that "fake crying" bit is beyond immature.

  • @sonicfeet Looks like someone's a little salty.

  • @frankendoodle11 I hope you are not serious and you are just being a funny troll. If you are not though, I pity you, I REALLY pity you.

  • @frankendoodle11 I really hate it when people use the "DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DURRR." That's a lame excuse. If you don't want people to watch your shitty flash animations, don't post them on the internet. Plain and simple.

    I really hope you're just a troll. I really do... If not, you're pitiful.

  • Have we traveled back in time into 2009?

    So, apparently, if you don't like something, you're not allowed to ever express your opinion and have to hide under the trenches, while the people who DO like that something have no restrictions whatsoever.

    Such logic is just as foolish as trying to shut up someone expressing a negative opinion in a forum topic on the grounds "they're putting negativity into the positive thread."

  • I actually would like a day-of-the-week clock.

  • The worst part is, the kid that made this clearly has SOME talent for Flash, but they used it for this weird bullshit

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  • It's supposed to be like this. Sounds like somebody's a Grumpy Gus.

  • @Icefrostfur They're not critics. They're just making fun of something that, quite frankly, deserves it. If you think it's cool, good for you. But Chip doesn't and is allowed to say so.

  • @PTp1ranha They do not have to be registered critics, what they are doing is that. When you point out why you like/dislike something by picking it apart, you are critiquing. I enjoy the clip because it is unusual, though in my opinion a great idea poorly executed. I am not trying to squander free speech, but if you are going to critique something there are other ways that would reach more people than just oh this is so stupid. Had this been better informed and backed, I would applaud.

  • @Icefrostfur This isn't a critique. It's a Mystery Science Theater 3000-style riff. Learn the difference.

  • @MSkull01 Did you seriously look through the old comments? Wow. While I respect your opinion, I don't care about your definition for what this is.

  • @Icefrostfur Since we're playing that game, I'd like to see you criticize better than them.

  • @KingdomHeart723 I would be glad to. When you critique something, you give points to back it up. They were simply omg stupid lol. As I said, I would have no problem with this if it were better backed and executed.

  • DingDingDingDingDongDongDongDo­ng

    DingDingDingDingDongDongDongDo­ng

    The sound of insanity.

  • Every morning when I wake up and get out of bed, the only thing I ever can think of is how much better my life would be with sweet shoulder pads. Sweet, sweet should pads.

  • AW YEAH

    AW YEAH

    SHE CALLED ME FOR A HUG BUT THAT BITCH IS GETTING WAY MORE THAN A HUG

    OH YEAAAAAH

  • I like how the subtitles are all wrong.

  • This was written by a female weeaboo. There is no other explanation. Whatever thing has spawned that cartoon, it does not have balls.

  • Look no further than at 3:13 and 3:19 for proof this was probably made by a yaoi obsess-er.

  • When I think of Newgrounds, I think of creative things, like NiN10Doh!, The Awesome series, Mario Z, Friendship is Magic Bitch, etc... Not this.

  • @claysmashbroshq

    A nintendo parody, a video game parody series, another nintendo parody and a MLP parody

    You literally have no idea what the word "creative" means do you?

  • @BenjaminBattington Well, when I think of Newgrounds, I think of parodies and comedic content. Most of Newgrounds is parodies and comedy. And hell, there's Castle Crashers and Super Meat Boy for XBox 360, and they have plenty of humorous moments. Those were made in association with Newgrounds.

    You litterally have no idea what the site "Newgrounds" is, do you?

  • @claysmashbroshq Couldn't have said it better. Kudos.

  • Pause it at 1:17...

    ...

    Someone drew those shoes >_>

  • Damn. This was... Bad.

    But I do like how the green-haired guy that gets ran past just could not give a shit.

    But seriously, man, that was bad.

  • @inferno232 He couldn't give a shit if you gave him a machine that specifically gives shits.

  • This is sickening... <:l

  • *goes to comments*

    *Sees someone referencing Castlevania symphony of the night*

    *Goes "Holy shit someone actually referencing that*

    *Realizes it was a comment I made a year ago*

  • I died at 3:35

  • Apparently the shape-shifting horny fox (even typing that makes me a little sick) is a "kitsune", and they've been popular in Japan for centuries. I guess that's where the term "foxy" came from? Thanks, Cracked.

    And yes, I would like a creepy stalker girl waking me up, if that didn't warrant her arrest.

  • @MrXman49O ive honestly never seen a single anime even bring that up, unless kannon counts

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  • @MrXman49O me 2.

  • awe

  • Those goddamn shoulder pads... "Fap" "Fap" "Fap"

  • hahahahaha! you guys are hilarious xD

    especially at 3:35!

  • One thing bothers me more....

    There's the attractive girl that goes out of her way to flirt with him and get some from him, but he ignores that for the annoying girl who calls him early and demands HUGS from the other side of the world?

    Weaboo-Logic is confusing. :l

  • @DyeTalian

    Not Weaboo-Logic. Anime logic.

    The main characters can be the most unlikable, obnoxious, whiny pissant twat ever and the girls will not only want to befriend him, but go on dates with him and even sex him.

  • @DyeTalian TWU WUB

  • Needs more violence.

  • ... the fuck did I just watch?

  • 3:35 Just SO fit.

  • Suddenly the fact that all they do is hug and HINT AT KISSING at the end is explained by the author being a Christian weeaboo.

  • OMG SO KAWAIIIII >.<

  • TAKE A LOOK AT MY NICE ASS SHOULDER PADS!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!

  • God, they can't even get the Japanese right. "Okite" is "wake up." "Mite" is "look." I understand she intersperses the two, but still.

    Jeez, it's like they've taken everything I hate about weeaboos and condensed it into one retina-searing, stupid-outfit-wearing, spiky-haired, overly-blushing, American-accented piece of animation. Ugh.

  • My favorite part is 1:18, what with the extremely long face with tiny insane pupils that makes him look like an ape.

  • @CiceroHill How dare people not pronounce words of a intricate language with gender biased words and situational use words correctly! Fuck them! Japan should have won WW2 because they are innocent and have sexy little girls that I want to bone!

    PS I am not a pedophile.

    PPS I just RP one

    PPPS In RL

    PPPPS And I dont like the little girls of 3 years or younger, what do you think I am? Sick or something!?

    PPPPPS Sasuke is my Bishi, and one hot ass little boy.

  • @WhiteTiger225 I'm not saying that she's pronouncing them incorrectly (even though she's using the same lazy American accent that most weeaboos seem to use and therefore yeah, she is pronouncing them incorrectly), I'm saying that she got the meaning of the words completely fucking reversed. As in backwards. In fact, no line of dialogue in this entire video is correctly translated.

    tl;dr: It's a linguistic clusterfuck, and as someone who studies the language, it gets on my fucking nerves.

  • @CiceroHill Then say that, don't whine about the accent :p

    Besides, the biggest complaint is NOT somehow "They traced Haruko from FLCL down to the finger/guitar animations and just recolored her"? Am I the only sad bastard (Who thinks FLCL is overrated at that) that noticed this?

  • @WhiteTiger225 I DID say that, but whatever.

    And I knew that animation looked familiar. Just couldn't figure out why.

  • The fuck did I just see?

  • 0:40 Anyone actually somehow manage to notice that the little letters on her guitar make absolutely no fucking sense? Look! Tell me what you see. I see "JO>E"

  • @smpletan i think its spose to be the word love going down

    L

    I

    K

    E

    that

  • People in the flash look like punch of cardboard cutouts with taped on limbs

    what the fuck even i can draw better then that.

  • Okay.

    .... Okay.

    If you're going to make pretend you're Japanese, GET A PHONETIC ACCENT FIRST. Spanish has the same accent as Japanese (right down to Japanese having the thrilled R's the Spanish use so much, even though there's no thrilled R's in Hiragana/Kanji), so you can start there.

    but... no, just... no. I'm not watching this.

  • @bast963

    and I agree with what that guy in the top comments said: even if being retsupurae'd makes things watchable, this flash STILL isn't watchable.

  • good to know black haired aerith was hugged by shoulderpad man in the end

  • Look at how utterly dismayed the balloon scientists are at 2:37. That balloon was their life's work.

  • fuck this flash, it made me think that wearing gigantic shoulder pads would improve my love life.

    i was fucking wrong.

  • If God happened to be the author of this abomination, i have just became more atheist than before.

  • Dr. Wily: At last, my weather balloon project is ready for testing. In less than a minute the world will see the benefits of aviation balloon resear-

    *Guy steals balloon*

    Dr. Wily: Well, so much for that plan. I'll head over to Dr. Light's and steal some robots to conquer the world.

  • lol too funny! XD

  • I'm pretty sure there's only one thought going through that anime guy's head: "I might've not made it into Mega Man 10, but surely there will be room for Shoulder Pad Man in Mega Man 11."

  • All rise for the Weeaboo National Anthem.

  • @MalamiteLtd:

    And what would that be?

  • @thapoint09 The song playing through most of the animation.

  • @inflammableAnteater I can suddenly see why this world is so bizarre and these human proportions are so confusing and poorly done, especially if you have that weird radioactive shit floating around in the water.

  • where can i get one of those rotary cellphones?

  • honestly I don't like this video, but I will say, the guitar girl the person animated they actually did very well on considering the medium. Though I would like proof that the finger animations for the guitar weren't just lifted from FLCL as weaboos tend to do.

  • Watch America, as Japan will influence every white person to try and imitate anime, poorly, badly, hideously, grotesquely, and inappropriately.

    Seriously, what's with people and trying to poorly copy Anime, and have the gayest stories imaginable. It's so ignorant.

    At least it gives spectators, such as these, good fucking material. :]

  • I actually liked it :D

  • @DemonLogos Kill yourself, you are a weaboo.

  • @xxVampirePenguinxx lol no im not

  • 4:55

    I don't like this new artistic direction OK Go is going with in their music videos.

  • They're in Tokyo

    They spoke Japanese

    Yet they write in English.

    Sure why not.

  • 0:09 DERP DERP HURRRR

  • 3:14 That would be my reaction too goth anime lady.

  • A.......science balloon!?

    That is the greatest thing ever.

  • OK, I'm not fluent in the language myself, but I already know that about half of the Japanese words in this animation are mispronounced horribly.

    Now I know why weeaboos are treated as poorly as they are.

  • Wait... WHY did she kiss the fox?

    ...In fact, WHY everything?

    Just WHY?

  • My god, her accent is terrible. I mean really terrible. It's like she's never heard the language before and is being directed by someone who's only watched a bunch of subtitled anime.

  • SOOOOO WHIIIITTEEE

  • When one boy anime and a girl anime like each other very much...

  • Actually, in hindsight it makes the whole fox licking the girl thing infinitely creepier.

  • Everyone has a pet fox.

  • @pointkappa I want a pet fox

  • Not enough middle fingers to express how I feel.

  • It's like they took every anime cliche and turned it into a flash cartoon.

  • See, this makes me wish I didn't fail Japanese so I'd know how badly this video fucks it up. Bad, right?

  • I sent his video to my gf, and she dumped me halfway through it. :(

  • Sorry, I can't read that text on the signs at 4:09. What is that strange moonspeak?

    Where da kanji at? I mean, aren't these Japanese people, or is it a whole community of overseas white weeaboos?

  • @TheBilly If you did your research like -I- DID, then you'd realize that this is all a social commentary/alternate timeline fiction where Japan was utterly crushed, the Japanese aside from those occupied in the other sides of the world were all exterminated, and the Americans occupied the then-empty country. This all lead into a shameful evolution of technology and media. This is an alternate time period that could be considered the End of Days, or End of Any Sense of Shamefulness In Humanity.

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  • @smpltan .......code geass!?

  • you know what let me get my weed, oxycotton, microdots, shrooms, crack, heroin, peyote, and angeldust, let me go ahead and o.d. on this then maybe ill be able to explain to you people the actual meaning behind this story

  • okay you really don't understand this much plus thisis one of the guy's bad flashes but just watch "snow show for lucy"and i'd think you'd probably like that one better

  • You made this watchable. I'd like to say thanks, but really, fuck you guys. You made me watch this. Fuck you.

  • Why go all the way across the world for a hug when you can enjoy snuggle time with a close friend?

  • I'm a weeaboo, and even I think this flash is horrible.

  • You know what, I've decided I'll encourage stuff like this. With hope, basment dwellers will soon start to wear altered football shoulder pads the few times they're out in public.

  • @TheIr0nMike What, like Mad Max style?

    ...IN A WORLD WHERE NERDS EVOLVED INSTEAD OF MAN

  • Was That GrimAuxillatrix In The Comments At The End?

  • @sillygramcracker Would she like an incredibly Japanese Earth video like this? Or much less that damned music?

    Kanaya's a secret Weeaboo Newgrounds user. Okay.

  • So its

    Its a weeaboo god send miracle?

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  • How fucking not-japanese can something BE?!

  • people actually watch this without the funny remarks :|

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  • Oh wow

  • Okay, WHAT IS THIS.

    I'm sorry, but when the fox turned to a feminine man I'm done.

  • So this is some kid's anime about Misery stopping Anime-san from hugging Girlfriend-san? I can't wait for the sequel where an amnesiac robot tries to break up Misery and Balfox using bunny robots.

  • WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  • *sigh*

    I knew the guy who made this.

    He's nice, but terribly insane. TERRIBLY. INSANE.

  • @GreenGearMood A MAN made this?? With the man-fox??

  • @HackedStats What is a MAN?

  • @GreenGearMood A miserable pile of secrets!

  • @reggaepuppy126

    But enough talk! Have at you!

  • The fox thing was cute until it turned into a guy,,,

  • SHOULDER PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my sides hurt sooo bad..LOL....I can't stop laughing! hahahahahahaha

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  • 3:36 MY GOD THAT LOOKS WRONG

  • What pretentious wapanese bullshit.

    This needs to be in Mode 7. There's not enough Mode 7 in this flash.

  • I like that the comment at 6:43 pointing out how the end made no sense was rated "useless".

  • 0:13 Oh my god! Her middle finger is shorter than the rest of her fingers!

  • Now I've seen everything....

  • Have you seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you havent seen everything yet.

  • @oniichandrawings Challange accepted.

  • White people are such a peculiar people.

  • Dracular must have made this.

  • If the first thing that sprung to mind when I saw this was Inception, how horrible of a person am I?

  • what is this i don't even........ are we supposed to go for the stalker chick? she has enough plot to be a main character trials to overcome and such she even has odd fox love character development. The main character would be too simple considering the fact that he ruins everyone else's plans and when he gets the girl he....runs away? The music girl might be a third person protagonist since she trying to get the guy. hug me? kiss me? why wont he just screw her like she wants? it makes no sense.

  • Apparently in anime shoulder pads are aphrodisiacs

  • Actually I appreciate the effort whoever made this put into it, but not any more than I appreciate the effort Hitler went through with the holocaust.

  • Um...that was creepy O_o

  • @masterzakk You're right, I didn't know the proper form. We can both hate ourselves, it's okay.

  • When a shoneeeeen loves a shojo!

  • 1:20...

    Totally looks like the guy out of 'Another World' (Or 'Out of This World'.)

  • DR WILY

  • As someone who defends anime a lot I have to ask...

    why does this exist? I mean, in some ways this is ok (entertaining I guess) but it screams WEEABOO more than even parodies that try to scream weeaboo do.

    apparently this is from newgrounds. I wouldn't think that considering the lack of video game characters in poorly written "mature" situations.

  • @kkslider555 WEEABOO!