Survivor: Tocantins - Coach in Losing the Challenge

[danieldedaldo]

Coach hates losing. He is a REAL MAN. He is a real life American hero! Respect that man cause he has more grace and dignity than anyone of ya losers out there! BUMM!! And yeah, Coach hates losing.

[alwaysbinballin25]

He went up against Spencer and lost. This so funny because he claims to be such a super athlete and fails every time.

[AnnoyaMcBother]

This douchebag is the biggest douche that ever douched.

[PMantisKF]

LMAO.

This post is the best post that was ever posted.

[slyth13]

yeah, the pygmies said they wanted to eat his ass because that's all he is, one big ASS!

[dsmithmusic]

I just want to know how he understood the native Pygmy dialect. Must have been during his flight in the military copper

[tokeherb4545]

he wishes they would eat his ass !!!

[sHaUnA33445566]

hahaha yeah

i like his stories that he tells

they wanted to eat my ass

lol!!!!!

and his famous amazon story

that was creepy

[elvisfischer3]

why does everyone hate coach

[Sojourno]

A true coach doesn't look for failures in their teams, but find ways to bring the best out in everyone.

[silverwolf9399]

what a sore loser.

[moonerjamerson]

LOL Coach was too scared to rough it with the young lads AND he only played once out of six times haha what a loser

[Phiddlesticks]

Summary for those who can't stand watching an entire minute of just Coach talking: "I'm a sexist, hypocritical douchebag. Here's my Stephenie LaGrossa impression."

I like how he's trying to "change" the game so that the strongest person wins, even though at least half of the past 8 or 9 seasons have had a strong alpha male winner.

[BethyQ]

Not only is he a douche, he's delusional and hasn't done a thing to show his own self-proclaimed athletic prowess.

According to the college, he was fired from his coaching job for telling them he was only going to be gone a week but in an interview with him recently he "bragged" that he told his team that he was going to LA for two months for extensive cancer testing.

Because it can't be said enough, this guy is a douche!!!!

[wandersfar]

For real, masterinex. Candace kicked some serious butt during that challenge, and if it wasn't for the fact that she was going up against a defender nearly twice her size, she could have won it for her team. Meanwhile (recently fired) "Coach" here didn't get anywhere near the ball, he was too busy wheezing in the backfield.

Congratulations, "Coach", you are this season's total joke. It goes without saying you're a total d-bag, but what the hell, YOU'RE A DOUCHE!

There, I feel better now. :)

[masterinex]

didnt see much from you either coach