Naruto Dane cook - Horror movies

[adXXsolem]

psycho: Have you checked... the children me: why are u asking psyscho: Because i am going to kill them me: make sure you put the corpses through the woodchipper psycho: ??? me: thats what i do before i dump them in park. in fact thats how ive been getting rid of people for 25 years and no one has caught on. psycho:...................... H-h-how is t-that even p-possible? me:the secret is in the spreading psycho: hangs up and has several sleepless nights

[RivierRose]

I would of said...

Dude: Have you checked... The children?

Me: yeh, the youngest is being pickeled and the eldes is being blendered... I'm gonna do yours next *hangs up*

[animegrl171]

Dude: Have you checked the children?

Me: I don't have any children and never will.

Dude: .....

[FREDFREDBURGER30197]

dude:have you checked....the children

me:yes sir they are in bed asleep so u dont worry

dude:okay me and my wife will be home soon

[coolwitchify]

i would do like this:

dude:have you checked ... THE CHIDREN?

me:ya ,i just strangle Joe,stab Zoe and suck Carly's blood why? ^_^

dude:WTF YOU BASTERD!!!

me:im a vampire ,by the way what's your tipe of blood

dude:stay away from me!!*ends call*

me:HAHAHA!!he is such an idiot

[comidorico]

bad dude"Have you checked....The children?"

Me"i ate them"

:3

[WolfSttary12]

I wold of done this.

Dude: Have you hurt the Children.

Me: Yeah, i threw 'em of a cliff and none of the will survive!! =-)

[JuLsProduction]

lol i would have done this dude:have you checked the children me:no have you checked ur kids dude:yes they are in bed me:dude check again cuz i just dropped them off at a raper's house dude:OH CRAP! JACE ALICE PAPA'S COMING or~~~~~~~ dude:have you checked the children me:no dude:i killed them me:no you killed them cuz i killed them about an hour ago dude:OH CRAP JENNIE?? ALEX?? NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDepressedFairy]

Guy: Have you checked....The children!!

Me: No but if you want to kill them go ahead they're a bunch of f**king brats, wait no I'll go kill them right now to save you a trip.

Guy: O.O

[AnimaniacFox]

Guy: Have you checked... The Children!!!

Me: Hello, you've reached telstra assistance services, the number you have dialed cannot be connected... To call back, press 1, etc, etc

[multianimashows]

I love how you changed naruto's eyes and made him kinda fox form.... just for that its in my favs

[Deidarassugarbaby]

Me: hello? Guy: have you checked... The CHILDREN? Me: why? -dial tone- Me: hello? Guy: have you checked... The CHILDREN? Me: why would I do that? My shift is over! stop calling you pedo!! -dial tone- Me: f*ck... Hello? Guy: have you ch- Me: NO! NO I HAVE NOT CHECKED THE F*CKING CHILDREN!! Guy: geez... -dial tone- Me: what? Guy: have you checked... THE CHILDREN? Me:... I killed them. And you're next -hangs up- Guy: O-O;;;

[PSYCHODORA2]

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN?

I dont have children

HUH.... oh wrong number DONT YOU JUST HATE THAT

Absolutely, goodbye

SORRY GOOD SIR... MUAHAHAHAHA! (dial tone)

Such an odd fellow....

[lpslover24]

creepy guy: have you check.... the childern? me: why do want to know? creepy guy: CUZ UR THE STINKIN BABY SITTER!!! me: why should i check their ice cold frozen dead bodies? guy: w....t......f...... *drops phone* me: *hears* beep beep.... anybody there? *5 mins later* creepy guy: NO! THERE NOT DEAD! me: haha! u fell for it!!!! i actually dropped them off to the grave i left them with a creepy guy i think it was a muderer i have him $500 dollars creepy guy: HOLY *DROPS PHONE* me: wow.

[wasupdog4]

killer: Have u check... the children?

me: No, why?

killer: I killed them.

me: Aren't they your kids Mr. Hutto?

killer:...HOLY S*/T!!

[XxAkatsukiAsassinxX]

Scary stalker:Have you checked........the children? Me: ur.....why? Scary stalker:becuz i want to know.......have YOU checked.....the children? Me:Why do YOU have to know???!!!! Scary stalker:becuz I , um...... Me:bye *moments later* ~ring~ Me: hello? Scary stalker:have you chec- Me: OH FOR F*CK SAKE!!!! MUM! I KNOW ITS U, IF THIS IS UR WAY OF MAKING SURE IM A GOOD BABYSITTER, IM CALLING F*CKIN SOCIAL SERVICES!!! ~slams phone~ scary stalker:well.....thats a new one

[RoseBloodBlack]

GREAT!!

[ThePhantomThiefDarkM]

if it were me it would go like this me:hello guy:have you checked .... the children me:why should i do that guy:your the babysitter me:bo why would i check their cold dead bodies guy:BECAUSE!!.... wait.....WTF!!! me:hey ....have you checked ....your girlfreind guy:no why me: goodbye guy's girlfreind:bye see you tomarrow *hangs up* guy:...........WTF JUST HAPPEND!?!?

[wazzup811]

dude : have you checke ... the children ??

me : why the hell would i go checke the children..

dude : heum kuz your kepping them.

me: I dont give a shit,, why you dont come and take a few bear ill call people and make the party.

dude : it's ain't gonna be slik with this muusic.

me : so what it's not my problem ,, we just have too bring them to the party.. XD

[silviake]

if it were me i would do this ( not realy ) dude : have you checked the children me : no why dude im going to kill them me : if you touch them you BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP im gona ask ash ketchum the guy from pokemon to choose you to rape . dude : WHY why would you do that me : because im getting paid $ 50 bucks ps ive got a rifle dude : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh me : im just kidding its a rocket lounger fagg me: hang up

[Spaz645]

...have you checked....the childern...?

...i killed them...

XXD i would say that XXD just to see what the guy would say

me:i killed them

dude:...the- wait what?!

me: yup...

dude: you are a sick bastard!!!*hangs up*

me:...^^

[Z34teen]

If it were me, I'd have messed with him even more. dude: have you checked the children? me:i killed them dude:...the- wait what?! me: yup... dude: you are a sick bastard!!! me: I even ate their bodies in a sacrifice to the oh so dark lord. *hangs up* me: XD. works every time. Meanwhile... dude: I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

[wolfpaktje]

funny

i kill you!!!

[mateo8620]

i killed the children and i cant take a bath

[gaarainuzuka87]

i killed them

[ANIMEobsesedGIRL]

fuck the children my shift is officially over

[MsPicklebean]

that was so cool i am favoriteing this

[inuyashaxkogome]

Dude: Have you checked the children?

Me: No...

Dude: I killed them.

Me: Have you checked YOUR children? >:)

Dude: What? (fone dropping)

Me: haha

Dude: (thump thump thump thump creaak) WAT THE FUCK!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

[SonicTheHedgehog1205]

That was funny as shit

[Blairexox27]

me and my friends are planning to do that someone i love that :) thats funny as hell

[DarthFandoro]

Stranger: have you checked the children?

Me: no but have already got choked by the force on the line like now?

Stranger: what the hell are you...

*force choke at the phone line*

Me: hey anybody here? no ok then BYE!

*hang up phone*

Wife: Who was that?

Me: just a moron to see if we killed the childrens!

[sroboi]

lol nice...

[DarthFandoro]

i know try one it's funny when you try one

[xxxbluewolf]

voice:have you checked... the children?

me: mom, is that you?

voice:......(hangs up)

[Koddie199]

stranger: have you checked...the children?

me:no...why?

stranger: I killed them

me: dude there not my kids why should I be worred

stranger: uhhh (hangs up)

me: oh well (eats a cookie)

[princessyoukai1234]

voice:have you checked the children?

me:uhhhh what?

voice:i killed them

me:dude....i don't have children...im the child of this house

voice:oh sorry wrong phone number

[puppytrails2121]

Stranger: have you checked th-...

Me: IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU UP THE @SS WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

Stranger: (O_O)...(click)

[RainTheKitten]

that was halarious

[ChickenNugget3467]

stranger: have you checked the children?..

me: ummm yeah they are soundly asleep in the same tub i threw a toaster in while they were taking a bath why?

stranger: ........? WTF is wrong with you

me: idk....crack probebly..

stranger: (hangs up)

[mhighin]

have u checked the childeren

me: have u been shot 200 times before

line goes dead

[rajean1994]

creepy voice: have you checked...the children????

me: have you checked....the tivo??

creepy voice: wats wrong with my tivo?

me....its broken....

creepy voice:.........

me:..........

*creepy guy clicks his tivo*

me: have you checked....your tivo??

creepy voice:nooooo!!!!!!!

[choclatefunda]

Dude: have you checked....... the children?!

Me: hmmm, lemme check again, well, Jaws is almost finished eatin em', wanna come see?

Dude: uhhh, errr, WTH is wrong wif u?

Me: ima vumpire i vant to shuck yur blud!

[YouAreMyExeption]

F***ing hillarious! funny! great jod!

[kibasgirlkibatchi]

???-have u checked the children?

me:....ya

???-well

me:i killed them!!

??-wat dude i was just messen round but!!

me_and im comon after u

???-ahhh*hangs up

me:*laughing*

[Shaku777]

Stranger:Have you checked....the children...?

Me:No..Have you checked...behind you...?

Stranger:Uhhhh...?

*hits in the back of the head with a bat*

Me:Have you checked.....with a doctor about head trauma...?

[seymor99]

lmfao the ending is awesome "I killed them" best thing ever

[CheatMasterK]

"Have you checked... The children?"

"I killed them."

[IkuBliss678]

naruto? -.-? XD

[eclair1238]

Oro: Have you checked....the children

Me: *opens the back door* Yep there almost gone Have you f*cked youself today?

[ponymadprincess5]

heeheehee lol

[twiztidshit9]

Creep: Have you checked.... the children...?

Me: ya i checked to make sure the remains cannot be traced back to me. oh shit are you a cop:?

[anaco654]

dude: Have you checked......the children

random dude: No... What children??...I'm a 40 year old guy living with my mother, I dont have children!!!!

Dude:Oh..sorry....wrong number.

*both hang up*

random dude: Jesus!!!

[InuYasha10102]

WTF:have you checked the children...?

ME:yup....thier killing themselves with knives...

WTF:ok....

LOL:hello fuke faces...!!

me/WTF:.........

HTRFTbgfn fnvc fkd

[ThePyramidHeadGroup]

kool 619 Ratings!

[Kibalove333]

Creep: Have you checked.... the children...?

Me: *looks in the oven* Yep theyre almost done cooking, call back in 10 minutes or drop by for dinner. XD

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

Guy: Have you checked... the children?

Me: Well I just got done anally raping them. They're in the shower cleaning themselves up. Call back in a bit.

[KYUBIMATIAS]

Have you checked the children?

Children? Oh im babysitting I forgot oh so they weren't supposed to go to Michael Jackson's house for a playdate?

[vampirerule117]

Dude:Have you checked the children

Me: Yeah, last time i checked the volture was picking at the remains. Why do u ask? :)

Dude:................. oh just wondering

[animefreek901]

guy/orochimaru(XD): have you checked...the children...?

me:WHAT IF I DIDNT HUH PUNK?! COME CHECK EM YOURSELF!! RAWR MAYBE THEIR DEAD MAYBE IMA VAMPIRE?!

[rg309]

orochimaru(XD): lmao

[zarzarthesuperstar]

oh my gawd! that was funny

[ABottleOfMeds]

Dude:Have you checked the children

Me:(looks at balls)Yup

[ayuinu]

Dude on Phone: Have you checked.....the children?

Me: Have you checked...yours?

[Wisprsinthedrk]

"Have you checked the children?"

"yea last time I checked the pitbull was on thier liver."

[Katnappe13]

Guy on the phone: Have you checked... the children?

Me: YES I CHECKED THE CHILDREN!!!! What?! You dont belive me?! Why dont you come in here and check them yourself, dipshit?! >:(

[Lordofdragons16]

Guy: have you checked the children?

Me: Yeah, NOW WHERE IS MY GOD DAMNED PIZZA YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH?!?!

[emperorshark888]

Dude on phone: Have you checked....the children....

me: why should i? you stupid *****

[ReTaRdEdOnEcHaNnEl]

i killed them. lol

[sweetgirl199663]

Guy on the phone-have you checked the children?

Me-no I killed them....your next you motherf****** MHUHAHAHAHAHAH >:D

[whiskers487]

My version

Dude on phone: Have you checked....the children....

Me:I F*CKIN KILLED THEM DIPSHIT!!!

[crazyman496]

i killed them

[iLoveGaara135]

OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL! (i'm hyper) *does the funny laugh that i do when i'm hyper that makes me sound like a chipmunk on helium* X3

[sapplaa1]

your a tool

[PowerClubKitt]

lmbo. nice job. dane cook is frikken hilarious :]

wat movie was he talking about? any one know? and not jaws.. the one where he says "Have u checked the children?"

[spyrotamer]

The name of the movie was called "When a Stranger Calls."

[SasukeUchiha2020]

OMG BEST VIDEO EVER xD

[AwsomeShowNaruto]

Dude on phone: Have u checked the children.

Me: I killed them.

[NarHIna4ever]

i would say that 2

[arios54]

"Have you checked the children?"

"I killed them F***hole."

[FeelTheSexualTension]

Wow... Love the video!

But I also love the fact that barely anyone knows how to spell "checked", here.

[killrcat]

whats that movies name

[iDeStInYxs]

have you cheaked...the children... I FKEN KILLED THEM BEYOTCH!!!!!

[lifeisnothing37]

sorry but i can't spell good

[lifeisnothing37]

"have u cheaked the children"

"f*ck the children,my shift is offically over"*walks out*

[FFantasyDreams]

"i killed them" zomg XDD;

[waterflower7]

haha i saw jaw i couldnt take a bath for a day iz better

[rossman260]

me and my friends prank called afew times and we prank called another friend that couldnt make it and said the same line and he knew it was us and said"i killed the children and we jut hung up and statred laughing.now i know where he got it from lol

[Aspen70000000000]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[thesongofthewolf8663]

wtf put naruto in the title next time

[1026princess]

he did its called naruto dane cook horror movies.

[shadowslittlesinge]

xD I killed them! x] BEST PART! I would so totally do that xD

[NewbHack]

hahaha nice

haha i killed them

that would totally mess up the guy on the other end of the phone

the guy would be all...."wtf" lol

[ChronicLulz]

Nice animating on paint!

[Brengarrett]

OMG This guy is good

[Babycakes102095]

Have you checked the children...? I KILLED THEM! Muahahahaha roflmfao

[gibbszy]

have you cheek the kids no fuck the kids lmfao xD

[Kingdomheartsbabe101]

have you checked...the children?

i killed...the children.

XD niiice ^^

[yunafire]

i love this 1 XD JAWS

[fle2livefree]

lol

i would prolly say fuck the children to or i would go up stars and liek kill thm an dsay yep i just checked there dead wat you ganna do now bitches(not realy i prolly woul dhave gon eup stair and gave the kids the phone and said its for you)

[CavernsettingK]

dude u actually believe this chain mail crap?

the only thing this chain does is fuckin ruin ur disc drive!!!

[wolvesgreeneyes13]

if some one calld like that id be all

Guy : have`u checked the children

my bro :I molested them

Guy i thought a girl waz here ?

Bro noe just molested kids

Me; PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTtt LOL !

Guy : dammn he got em first

[narutocool10]

lol i killed them lol

[Superking890]

go if that was me I would up and say WHY DO I HAVE KIDS I'M A BOY AND I AM 9 YOU LITTEL ******

[thelastsurvior]

hes got some real problems man!

[miyou164]

Hey, how many pics did u need to make to make him blink like that???

[Bluestar10]

Just two. One with the eyes closed, and then one with the eyes opened. ^w^

[miyou164]

Cool! I need to do that! Thx ^^

[orrick7]

Pfft i`ll be liek that guys calls have you checked the children.

I`ll put an inosent voice and be like children? what children i`m just playing with my toys(mini evil laugh) WANNA PLAY WITH ME!

[LethalBulldog]

if that wuz me pickin up the phone... i woulda been like, SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO LIFE NOW QUIT CALLING THIS FREKIN HOUSE OR THE NEXT TO YOU CALL, YOU GONNNA DIE BY A FLOWER!.... but, yeah, saying that you killed the children is good too...

[Alysenmackenzie]

naruto has a big head lmao

[dragonmaster949]

no dude id go hanibal lector on him

guy:have you checked the children?

id be all

Me: yes they won't be done for another hour but its worth the wait the do look appetizing

[totaldramaisland6667]

Man i wish someone would call me and say that and someone i dont know.... that would be cool id be i killed them

[wolfdragon99]

lol naruto lmao

[Simsenrose]

aww its so long since anyone ever prank called me :( i seriosly LOVE to mess back

[pokemonlove133]

Lol I know right!

[gavinspwnsall]

yes i mess back

[assissin1killer]

i'd say fuck the children/

[zamorak2270]

Have u checked the children?

I KILLED THEM! lol

[Majora789]

OH WOW!!!! O.e Lol rofl great vid!

[RebelxxxAngel]

XDD

"have you checked... the children?"

"I KILLED THEM."

[UNiquedifFeREncE]

u should of had kissame as the shark lol

XD

[fireballbaby11]

creepy voice:have u checked the children?

now heres naruto:

f**k the children im otta here

I CANT BREATH LOL

[randomcentral033]

funny shit lololololololololololol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pupilesslover]

loll "i killed them"

[NickJonasLover569]

those drawings were good i cant do a stick figure good-ly

[YobboHarr]

what was that movie called?

[anime4eva14]

When a Stranger Calls

[YobboHarr]

i killed them lmfao 10/10

[angelica319]

i would mess back when sum1 calls me and says that, but even more scary, the phone call was coming from INSIDE the house in that movie!!

[xstalinx]

Naruto sucks

[Sasukeishot9001]

I'm sure you suck too ;)

[emokidzSUCKit]

naa-ahh and AWESOME VID WOOT

[axel4789]

I killed them lol

[desertedisle]

1:19 look at narutos eyes

[jmeny14]

I like Dane cook's jokes, BUT I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLES JOKES BETTER.

[Kiroro4ever]

Have you checked the children?

I killed the childeren.

I'm sorry but that was funny.

[usajeremiah]

hey chick wheres the childers i killed them lol

[claaaala]

lol i love, repeat, LOVE dane cook!

[DarkAngel0748]

I Killed Them

[bradley11896]

i hate naruto

[gerardwaysluver2107]

0.O how dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taylor9855]

yea dude how DARE YOU! hate naruto

[Ryuu92]

YEAHH!!! Are you STUPID or something?? Naruto ROCKS.

[sunshinebaby260]

i know right. whats up with those freaky lines on his face? wth hes not a cat!

[Bluefireprincess]

He has those lines in the anime because he has a demon fox inside of him. It's not because he is a cat :P

[sunshinebaby260]

Oh, excuse me. Demon Fox-whiskers.

[Bluefireprincess]

It's okay ^^

[musiclove12]

my friend tryed that on me once and it was funny wen i sayed i killed them

[DoomsdayFanatic]

hell yeah man my friend did that exact same thing to me thats hilarious

[musiclove12]

my friend was just like "have you cheeked the children" and i'm like "i killed them" then hes like "...WHAT!!!SARAH HOW COULD YOU!!!"

[Lany786]

I would so say "I killed them"

[Kumakagoma]

hanks, something new besides the simple animed vids that people put clips together to make, but accually took the time to make your own speical video! Well done! ^^

[xxthexangelxgirlxx]

i would so say "I killed them..." the dude would b all like O.O and hang up the phone!!@ XDDD then id laugh my f*kin ass off and shout WAT A N00B XDDDD

[AvatarGX]

LOL XD

"I killed them..."

I would SO say that XD

[3gaaraWshippo3]

so would I but seriusly though what would someone say to that?

lol

"have you checked the children?"

I killed them....

"...what?"

[jellybean3005]

lol if that were me i would be like SCREW YOUU WANT THEM TAKE EM!! XDD

[muzicrox]

I couldn't swim in a pool for yonks when i saw Jaws...dad decided to put it on when i was 5 :P

[VampyreSeth666]

dude shut up . i agree with you but please no bull crap.

[rikcon06]

hahaha u say all dis shit yet u have nuthin better 2 do dan go around annoyin us lik a child no 1 cares wat u think seriously u need a life nd dnt de same shit bak u idiot basterd ne guy who says de shit u say i can assume u only gt ungly girls sry 2 tell u bt i have a life nd u no wat i have no more time 2 waste on u so go jump off a cliff nd save me de trouble of pushing u

[animegirl113]

You say this, but obviously, you don't get any girls either cause all you do is go around insulting people who have an interest and who are nerds. Atleast they have a good life, just a nerdier one then most, you on the other hand, have the most pathetice life ever...

Go suck your tiny dick, a-hole

[Bluestar10]

You wanna know something else thats funny? I'm not a man. ^^ I'm a girl whom does have a boyfriend. >.>

[WildHorseTamer2]

no offence but your a naruto geek

[FlipTekneeks]

it's called a narutard

[28880]

lol he couldn't take a bath because Kisame was the terror

lol last part

[krissy2020]

lololololololololololol

[TheSwornAvenger]

A BATH!! A BATH!!