A Pretty Good Argument For Atheism

[SuperMrAtheist]

Someone help him. He's having a stroke.

[iloxin]

/ converted... 

[al3699]

was this his audition tape for 'The Blues Brothers'?

[natmanprime]

i think almost everyone else commenting on this page is scum.

thank you.

[Justwantahover]

@natmanprime Jesus said to love thy neighbor and to not judge others.

[kainejoyes]

Batshit...

[kts68]

Intelligent design?

[TigerSmuggles]

If you are a blind amputee with a speech impediment..... you need something to keep you going. Even delusion can sometimes be a better bedfellow than misery. I feel for this old codger.

[destronia123]

Ray Charles was a preacher? ;)

[6marysha]

And this is...???

[llMindOverMadness1ll]

I love how the atheist argument consists of badly pronounced refferences to "gawd" and "jeeezus"

[Overdosed49]

@llMindOverMadness1ll Ummm excuse me but its spelled jeebus without him we wouldn't have the delights of gay sex.

[VideoAudioDisco09]

The spirit of the lord fell upon his man,

Unfortunatley the spirit was sitting in a tuck at the time.

head injuries will do that to a person.

[markleyg]

Can you imagine taking off time on a beautiful Sunday to listen to this?

[jeffda12]

good to see bill cosby still doing his thang.

[toverkleet]

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist?

[sgprailfan]

@toverkleet He didn't, we have the ability to reason.

[toverkleet]

@sgprailfan oh now youve spoiled it...

[toverkleet]

@sgprailfan so you agree or disagree with me?

[sgprailfan]

@toverkleet I was saying that God did not make you an atheist, we have the ability to reason and decide what we want to think.

[toverkleet]

@sgprailfan so reason is bigger than god. And reason was given to me by god according to believers, so he again gave me being an atheist. but nope, lets be homest, god doesnt exist.

[sgprailfan]

@toverkleet If you want to be honest just look compare the evidence each way, and check your pm box.

[VideoAudioDisco09]

@sgprailfan

"decide what we want to think" so why does religion indoctrinate children and try and enforce belief?

We are all born atheist that is a simple fact evidenced by the geographic nature of world religions and cults, the olny difference being size.

Why brainwash children when we know there brains are not yet developed enough to decide, why tell them what to think that is what religion does, where is the reason to think in that.

[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

@VideoAudioDisco09 I'm glad I was introduced to Christianity at an early age. It gives you something to work off of; it gives you a lot to think about. It's like a test. Everyone will eventually doubt what they were forced to believe as kids, including the very wholesome, simple advice from their parents. And how can anyone know if a baby believes there is no God? I doubt they are even thinking about something like that; and that doesn't make them an Atheist-- they are completely ideology-less.

[VideoAudioDisco09]

@983215ljhlkadbspig6y

Some indoctrination in an imercive enviroment followed by isolation is a fundie community. Means they never get the chance to question, they never see any alternative. But I know what you mean.

As for all born atheist YES I am afraid so, it is not an ideology it is just not believing in a God.

A baby has not been told of a God therefore does not believe in one.

Depending on where they are born is which God they may eventually be told about and believe in.

[TheHorta]

How come his left arm hasn't been healed?

[GaaraLover1792]

Does this moron even speak English?  He needs to get the damn cotton out of his mouth and the stupid out of his brain.

[JillmanVideo]

If he changed the chant to be about whiskey, cheap cigars and loose women and you put a slide guitar backing that dude would be the new Muddy Waters!

[NightBenderTV]

WTF, I am scared for my LIFE!!! this dude is scary!

by the way religion is a joke, this video is an example!

[CntthnkO15]

@NightBenderTV Perhaps the biggest joke ever told.

[NightBenderTV]

@CntthnkO15 hahaha

[Tyssilago]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A!!!!!!!!

[morbels]

Is he a muppet?

[allarff]

He forgot to say "Ha" after "Mmmmm mmmmm mm mm." Makes me question his whole schtick. 

[macmarine]

100% certified pure and unadulterated moron!

[MsTruthseeker1111]

LOL! And people wonder why I stopped going to Church.

[phattyoki]

lol



[fablan6]

So why doesn't god bring him back his arm?

[Moppy1988]

makes more sense than the bible

[TheLogicalKey]

Does this actually have anything to do with religion?

[tbdonnelly67]

I've got one word for this guy....... D-E-N-T-I-S-T. He needs to get some work done on his tooth.

[ThePeeterd]

i refer to bertrand russel and rest my case

[nerdynerdy2009]

I have been saying this for years; Religious figures are merely one armed retards.

[ScottJanssen]

I keep waiting for him to go into "You make me want to shout!"

[laminator100]

I've got this guy's next beer!

[Pomme843]

No captions?

[Hulkaman1]

James Brown called he wants his role in the Blues Brothers back 

[messakg123]

I didn't know Stevie Wonder had a stroke..?

[Lobsterboyman]

Well that settles it, I'm off to church.

[8000cheese]

He's like a muppet!

[atmatheprophet]

He's speaking in tongues aka bullshit

[DemoraX]

WE KNOOOOOWZ-TA!

WE KNOOOOOWZ-HA!

dam, i'm stumped, i'll convert immediately.

[wolfy2033]

I need subtitles here... And maybe a translator... And a hammer to the face.

[ponybottle]

Yup, made in god's image...... a total looney.

[logician360]

Questions abound: how did this man get air time? Does he have a congregation of people who listen to him and understand him? Is this his job?

[andyg2550]

Is this Sarah Palin's smarter brother?

[rubentg1]

He is possessed!!! he is talking in toungs!!

[yoshiguy123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahahahahaha....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha.... oh my god

...

...

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[MrKeenoRossi]

All I could picture was a ventriloquist kneeling down behind the podium with his hand up the backside of a puppet.

Was this real? =)

[eternalcrumpet]

i agree.

[scootkh]

Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad......

[horstnele]

what´s the matter with this guy, send the men in the white coats to take him away!

[EloraSmith]

I laughed at first. Then I was sad.

[grindhiphop]

wot da ff...

[Mattothee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

[Mrcoolguy96]

Why preach athiesm?? If you dont accept god thats absolutely fine, but why do they feel the need to prove everyone wrong and offend people of faith?

[WillShakespeare2007]

@Mrcoolguy96 - When religious people shut the hell up and stop trying to force their ideas on everyone else then we will happily do the same. And what right have you to be "offended" by people that refuse to accept your ludicrous beliefs? I don't believe in God but I do believe in freedom of speech. There is no evidence for God but there is plenty of evidence of religious people persecuting others. Keep it to yourself or accept the fact I have the right to say you are talking rubbish!

[TianSan]

@Mrcoolguy96 It's called education. Are you against schools too?

[Sakkayapap]

@Mrcoolguy96 I do it because it is fun... also because every time some evangelical person says to me god is real or that i am a sinner or that without faith in jesus I will be going to hell, They as you put it are attempting to prove me wrong and offend my beliefs (faith). But yet that is acceptable because they are religious. Finally why should we pay any respect to the crazy things or the people who believe them, when half the stuff they believe makes schizophrenics sound sane?

[yoshiguy123]

@Mrcoolguy96 Because it's funny to watch religious people try and come up with an argument.

[toddyfex]

i wish that would have gone on for another 20 minutes

[Kgbrybik1]

I wish we have these kind of guys to preach atheism

[apocalypse123]

I like the part where he said ha.

[uknowispeaksense]

@apocalypse123 I liked the bit that was unintelligible

[nrk192]

what



[MrTenshihanQuinn]

If only this poor guy had been raised differently, with a complete view of reality - instead of religious dilusions, he could, and would have - been treated for his very obvious medical condition. The saddest thing here is, both his body & mind could have been healed by scientific medical analysis, instead of his 'having faith in god'. Pathetic and truly sad.

[MrEnlightenup]

W T F .i bet he gets to collect a lot of money for this show....looks like he is getting up his ass with a baseball bat..

[GodlikePoet]

I really wish I could understand what this man is saying. Then I could criticise him.

[atmatheprophet]

Okay, who gave grand papi some "valium?"

[k7leetha]

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[Radiowass]

god pig i love this soul!

[BlueMaxx86]

You can't fool me. I see the hand going up that Muppets ass.

[Stalin111]

mamengahennnga henngnahugna...bnaheeegna tabrengadada datadennngatasa...

What the hell language is that man speaking?!

[popifar]

$50 to the person who can understand what the hell that guys was saying and translate for me

[trident3b]

@popifar not possible old chap. He's Ray Charles' opposite number from a mildly defective planet in a parallel universe. This transmission was picked up a few years ago from outer space. It is thought that the locals on that planet probably understand that type of alien jive talk. When they blasted it out into space a million years ago they may have assumed everyone out there would understand it. Sadly not the case, as you rightly confirm.

[chodaboy51500]

This is how you bullshit yourself, avoid thinking and just chant.

[Patricias2pizza]

This video is 1 minute and 30 seconds longer than it needs to be.

[missannamakeup]

God is sooooo embarrassed be this

[missannamakeup]

im Christian and i don't no this guy but this even embarrasses me

[omnissient]

Is this an actual human?

[o0oSolidSnakeo0o]

@omnissient One of the best comments I've read in a long time.

[trident3b]

@omnissient No.

[Thatmakessense356]

I think the best argument for atheism is the careful reading of one's own religious text. If that is not sufficient, reading of other religious texts. Knowledge is the best resource to use. Logic in debate does not work with people who use the "faith" argument.

[RobAlpacaflip]

Of all the people for God to speak to, he speaks to the one that can't speak English properly...

[Dominoes282]

Where's the argument? This is Ray Charles with a speech impediment.

[missannamakeup]

@Dominoes282 i woke my hole family up cause i laugh at this sooo hard

[JBeezie428]

LOOOOOORDDDDDD JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Phaze252]

It's not entirely his fault....he's in the early stages of ALS.

[URTemplar]

hi im 12 where can i see teh argument ??1?

[missannamakeup]

@URTemplar lol am 12 to

[Yamakoto120]

I fail to see the point / argument this video presents. Could someone help me ?

[missannamakeup]

@Yamakoto120 well it shows how stupid my religon is 

[1Skeptik1]

Is that James Brown's preacher? LOL

[remixedtrax]

AMEN!

[lennonfan123]

Makes me fucking sick what a fucking Retard..

[ElementElijahRayne]

I just had a lulgasm.

[Morclaw]

And for Abortion!

[metalcore211]

ba durka durka durk hu murgle durgle burgle hu.

This guy's fucked in the head

[missannamakeup]

@metalcore211 HHAHAHAHA

[grimmnekrokvlt]

O__o

[missannamakeup]

@grimmnekrokvlt every ones thinking what the ####

[123perrin]

ok this is what he said; 'and take the lord huh! he looked down huh! in jeez name huh! and huh! take to the show huh! it goes blind huh! from wherever it come from huh! and huh! we know huh! sometimes huh! we need a raise huh! a raise in the jail in the seen huh! annd huh! an wheeeaa nn arr ennuu huh!! i said look into good huh! mmmm my god is hangin huh! wannnaar hir anub a gawn huh!...(repeat 3 x) i know u baain huh! in a jaaaane huh! murgle da lawn huh! etc etc... O.o

[MrBeautifulba1]

YES > I'm Feelin' it. I like this guy. I want this guy in my corner backin' my plays.

[mdstalla]

Staunch Right-wing, Catholic Conservative here...I have to surrenderingly- admit; the title of this Video was simply amazing. It took me 12 minutes to write this message because the video kept playing and I was laughing too hard to type. One point for you Liberal/Atheist assholes! Nice work.

[toomuchsoysauce]

@mdstalla may you have a gay son

[azzy314159]

What the hell is this retard doing? never seen anything like this. Is it real video editing??

[ThePublicIsInsane]

@bloodrunsclear - even if you don't follow the bible literally. It dies not change the fact that it is supposed to be taken literally. As I was taught growing up Christian, the bible is true and infallible no matter what. So when people say I'm religious but I don't follow everything. It makes me question the validity of the bible when the infallible word of god can be changed, omitted, overlooked, or ignored. Then why should I believe anything in it?

[ThePublicIsInsane]

@bloodrunsclear - and I know you might try to say the sane thing for your side. A bad religious person does not speak for all religious. But the point is atheist come up with their own creed to live by. The bad religious people don't come up with their own crazy ideas they get them from the messages of the bible. I respect you if you don't act like that. But I don't respect religion.

[ThePublicIsInsane]

@bloodrunsclear - and don't through some racist idiot into our court and say he shames us because he is associated with all atheists. Atheists don't congregate like the religious. Not every atheist shares the same world view or goal. That's like saying Obama is a bad president therefore gives a bad name to all presidents. Highschool president, president of the HOA, president of a corporation. We are all different.

[ThePublicIsInsane]

@bloodrunsclear - I think we get to claim the right to hate religion. Especially all the evidence that seems to support our prejudices. That fact that your benign believe is unfortunately lump in with the religion we try to disprove is merely coincidence. But will not stop me from expressing my point. I think religion is bad but there are good people who some how ignore it's overall bad message and still live good lives.

[bloodrunsclear]

Please. All rational atheists (I know you're out there)

Consider. This man is handicapped, yes, but are you really ridiculing him out of ideology? Doesn't that put you on the same level as the Christian stereotypes you hate so much?

Also if you are so rational why resort to such childish personal attacks?

You're better then this, better then some of you who claim to be atheists but do so out of thoughtlessness.

So if you want to present a reasonable face, be reasonable, ideology be damned.

[chewface]

@bloodrunsclear Even if the guy wasn't handicapped, he's still insane. Just because atheists acknowledge that fact suddenly makes them wrong? How pretentious of you.

[Superwolf1337]

00:04 Look down?

00:08 They gave him a shoe?

00:40 Hallelujah to dogs?

00:46 He's Abr-a-ham?

00:51 To make matters worse?

00:58 To make a shoe?

1:30 He's made in China?

1:32 He's made in Maine?

1:39 Hydrangea?

[tweekyseagull]

Gesundheit, preacher.

[WalleWildberrie]

Is that a puppet on drugs?

[brianhar100]

nuts

[ragerancher]

0:58 "He saved us huh Jew bang a shoe!"

LOL

[cmsalvagio]

what does he say from 1:00 to 1:48? what no subtitles?

......Hilarious

[sviveiros12]

....Amen?

[audiofunkdialect]

well africa is the rhythm of the world, all the tribes there they have tons of music in their traditions, i think its literally in their genes, look at jamaica, or brazil, even the states, although im not a fan of rap, early artists actually had something good or poignant to say about their plight, unfortunately it got commercialized as all hell but that happened to almost every style of music even rock and jazz, interesting world we have here, pity we have to hate, kill, and fiend for money...

[itimbos]

And man said god said

[TheRealBoroNut]

While this is admittedly highly entertaining, I still have absolutely no idea what it was he was selling, who actually won the auction, or how much they paid.

[MrFluoZor]

down's

[Bayzz2]

If this man is disabled then I apologise but this is the funniest old man I've ever seen

[TheRealBoroNut]

He looks armless enough.

[joe29295mama]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[denisasitis]

What the fuck did he say?

[Clichyabarbes22]

I have no interest in belief systems, but as a former believer anyone can clearly see that this man is getting some kind of joy in witnessing to his faith which probably gives him the ability to make it through each day. Who r we to criticize him? Let him be.

[123perrin]

what the fuck is with the 'huh'... 'huh'... huh' ... huh'....huh'... i mean, seriously. this guy thinks he doin somethin kool, or good.. poor bugger has obviously been brainwashed beyond repair.

[ahgflyguy]

I think hear something about God and Anus. I don't speak jive. Does it sound like he's barking to anyone else? 

[Stevoukos]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug..

Oh Christians..you and your drugs..

[bloodrunsclear]

@Stevoukos

At least Bill Maher is completely against drugs...and the medical establishment in general.

Wait...for someone to make fun of atheists it would actually be controversial. None of that on Youtube!

[SuperFutux]

@Stevoukos more like crystal meth...

[Arcknagar]

Religion is clearly a disease! Please don't touch me Christians.

[saugustus1]

this is where Juvenile got his flow

[MapleCactus]

HAHAHAHA

[wesj1989]

Yeah...I'm going to give THIS guy 10% of what I make.

[p6a9u1l42]

bullshit HUH! i know bullshit HUH sunshine HUH! IAHNDH BULLSHIT HUH mmmm HUH HUH huh HUH (sway around) HUH mmmmhmmm i know he real HUH made in bla bla HUH/.... what a load of shit haha

[jabaughlin]

Go to a black Protestant church in your areas. You almost certainly WILL see some shit like this. I grew up witnessing shit like this weekly. MUCH better now!

[iblessedx]

HAHAHA WTF

[bary1234]

What is this warped individual doing? Is he mad at god because he is like that?



[managarm1349]

what the hell is that

[ScaeanGate]

In the UK we have free healthcare for all. He'd have his meds for free.

[fleshgrind626]

haha a product of god himself

[a7xdude87]

LOL-HA

[Ajin616]

is there any way to bring back 1911 button that i beloved so much? ;)

[mateograham]

Try playing this with the 1911 button.

[MrAJMR08]

i think he is saying that he knows the time?

[MajicAnimations]

PRAISE THE LAWRD!

[HDjapanese]

Here mate, could you repeat that please?

[SeekTruthAllWays]

He has no left hand... Is he autistic? These guys are supposed to communicate, right? So, not only can preteens become pastors, now handi"capable" people can too! If I were to choose one of them to speak to, I'd choose the preteen pastor over the seizing MS patient...

[DrSpooglemon]

Now thats my kind of church. I think I'll convert tomorrow...

[Kailoa36]

Every body just go on home. There's nothing to see here. He's just a mostly harmless old style Black Preacher man.

[Bladeluce]

JESUS CHRIST! KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!

[mollutje]

what in fresh hell is this?

[SeanathenII]

looks like a bit from the muppets...

[699backstab]

I think this was the cure for cancer in song

[dangerics]

Transcription by Dan Gerics (4) Hot gravy ‘n’ child. Hot grady ham, ha.

I’ll gradiem, Tom. Hot peanut school, ha.

I’ll gradiem, Tom. Kee dah noodo…

[dangerics]

Transcription by Dan Gerics He’s angry, ha. I know you will, ha. Did it shine down, Tom? In his jenga, Tom? Did he ever the next uh ha. Everlasting die, ha. O yes he will, Tom. I know he will, Tom. He’s a moddery lay down, Tom. Mmmm nmmm Hallelujah to god, ha. I know he will, Tom. He’s a maniac, Tom. He’s a maizey, Tom. He’s a Macy Gray, Tom. Hot springs, cha. Ja shaung, ha. I could breath it, Tom. With a horny tone, ha.