simon cowell on the tonight show

[TitaniumTyrant]

does he like have only those 2 shirts in his whole closet.

[MrGreggBarr]

Everybody's got an as* hole, simon is ours

[rongal6]

i love Simon:)

[Pllye]

A guy at 4:20 yelled "Queer" instead of slave. I would have to agree.

[LisaJJMerry]

@Pllye hahaha i didn't notice that til i read your comment!!

[RZ3296]

Gordon Ramsay should be a judge...

[am15101989]

@RZ3296 hey, good idea!

[loveNlipgloss]

simon coe-well??? its cow-ell

[hcs611]

jay pronounced his last name wrong haah

[cherdawnsosa]

I want to know what does Cowell do if not insult people... can he do anything ?!?! Sing, Dance, Act, ... like a human being ... he is the reason my friends and I only watch from our computers..

Some people suck and just don't know, Simon-cow gets paid the big bucks for what? insulting? being mean and rude?.

[gareththomasmusic1]

@cherdawnsosa Simon Cowell is a record executive. He created X Factor, the 'Got Talent' franchise which has been sold all over the world, and has his own media production house called 'Syco.' The business has people behind the scenes, but they sign the artists to record labels and they look at it from a business perspective- can these people really sell records and earn us lots of money? Thats what Simon Cowell does- and he doesn't just get paid to insult people- he pays himself.

[jakeencpd]

@2:11 he doesn't seem to like paula abdul too much

[TheUtube4ever]

my god this guys such a pussy. his mannerisms to this accent. hes definately manned up a bit now, but damn.

[LisaJJMerry]

@TheUtube4ever You need to remember something. Simon Cowell is English. He's speaking English. It's you that has the accent, not him.

[TheUtube4ever]

@LisaJJMerry And the language im speaking right now is? that british accent is the most pretentious accent. Hes a douche. and so are you for magically being able to hear my accent through a youtube comment.

[LisaJJMerry]

@TheUtube4ever The language you're speaking is English.  You're not English, you're Canadian. So you have an accent. Simon Cowell doesn't. Quit while you're behind.

[sakjane1]

Simon was too girly back then,so gay...but in this days he is man,maybe cos hes dating girls now :-)))))))

[laurence265]

TEN15

[DrMeh3]

Lol "Penis ladies and gentlemen!"

[greenhaze26]

Hey this is Katie from the video. Holy crap this was in 2002!!! This is the first time I've seen the comments from the vid. Thanks for all the kind words! It was quite the experience!

[AWDracer]

@greenhaze26 Hi Katie.

How on earth did you search and find this clip? :p

[BrooklynnWintle]

haha wow they just noticed the pen15 thing!!!

[rainbowglue2]

haha PEN15 looks like penis.

[rainbowglue2]

BAHA PEN15 it looks like penis.

[rainbowglue2]

haha Simons pants are way to high.

[firefight33]

Did simon make a 69 joke when he said " I give voice  6 and the hot pants 9"?

[sweetie9921]

he is sexy

[inception951]

lol "she wont be having my children, she'd like too but she wont"

[shay341]

penis ladies and gentlemen

[gnrrule415]

7...12...16 RISIN UP, BACK ON MY FEET!

hahahah

[BabyLove102414]

i fucking love simon so so much i usually agree with him. he's hilarious lol

[0732jamie]

I love Simon, he just simply tells the truth.

[pattyboi55]

how does he sit like that.....

[Meg1JbCpMb]

"She wont be having me children" AAHHHAHAHAHA!!! I love this dude he's awesome!

[TheWinnerOfTheDinner]

pen15 = penis ......... look at simon cowell he laughed to much when he heard that. i gotta luv simon thumps up if you love simon cowell

[dyssekt]

PEN15 PENIS damn.. leno was dead on...

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

The girl was pretty good, I think.

[RichyB1233]

Simon looks like a bellend in this video, but I love his brutal honesty.

[AWDracer]

What was wrong with the girl's singing? He gave her a 6 for singing? I don't get it. Sure it could use some work, but that's kind of low balling it, don't you think?

[cooporangelol]

@AWDracer Well, it depends on who you compare scores with, say that for instance.. Celine Dion. She's obviously a 10 vocally. Compare that with the girl in the video: I'm not sure she even deserves a 6 :). I mean sure, she can sing. But on a scale, i'd say he rated it pretty wisely.

[greenhaze26]

@cooporangelol it was scary up there lol

[greenhaze26]

@AWDracer thankfully everyone else wasn't as good so it made my mediocre singing that much better lol. 

[AWDracer]

@greenhaze26 Your singing wasn't bad at all. Awesome that you found yourself on Youtube. You're a celebrity :D.

[92elrtv2]

do you sing in the shower?

yes

good- stay in the shower

love simon's insults

[MrTubeandWatch]

" . . . the hot pants 9."

DIE CREEP

[homies2134]

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[strawdog1234567]

Bigger than Elvis .

[ShadowKaine25]

Simon Co-Well?

[sooperfukker]

@ShadowKaine25

It's Jay Le-nooo

[xsmotores]

o o o o o o o o o o o

[tigersoup]

i gotta say, simon knows how to insult haha

[TheBella135]

Simon was really wrong for saying that,you should never judge people like that

[starlogic99]

retarded kid at 7:47...

[Dragonflamz]

damn he looks young here

[whazupsuckafish]

LMAO@ pen15....

[icedbannanas]

simon cowell, legend

[MekialK]

0:35 Pierce Brosnan?

[dravreh]

PEN15

[kinzjoe]

what year was this from?

[brelfan]

Lots of women on the show say they have a crush on Cowell. What about Randy? He's got mouth that could distract an old lady cleaning a toilet... which means... well, anyone my age knows what that means. Usually extremely annoying to be approached with a toilet scrubber in your hand. Are any of them straight?

[its0ver9ooo]

pen15

[MamaNissy]

This is really funny. Especially how Simon laughs so heartily when Jay says that PEN15 looks like PENIS.

Thanks for posting

[faithy992]

lool hilarious

[Ferretbray]

"now you know why, get off" hahaha

[kingalfa84]

we all look like penis's if you think about it.

[MamaNissy]

What he means is that the word 'PEN15' actually looks like the word 'PENIS' only that the IS is spelt as 15

[TheCurlyMess]

"pen15 looks like penis" too funny!

[Clarestovold]

Pen 15 LOL!

[Clarestovold]

Lmao, the way Simon sounds when he says "She won't be having my children."

[jess401]

Does anyone have the actual Jay Leno interview with the 3 judges. please post it or tell me where it is.

[LordKaisen]

Its always the girls who go for the big dream these days lol. Comon guys did your balls drop off or something?!?

[dreamchoice3]

omg this is so ancient! LOL.

Im still undecided about simon. if he brings X factor over and puts Paula on it- I WILL FREAKIN LOVE HIM FOREVER. If he doesnt- I will erase him from my memory. I just dont see why he would wanna continue with Idol though. He doesnt enjoy it anymore. PLEASE GO FOR X FACTOR USA, SIMON!

[ProjectPendulum]

"took my time took my chances, pananamana!!" Lmao

[szepenszoloszolo]

his outfit is a bit weird though

[szepenszoloszolo]

i love the way he laughs

can't stop it at the end

love simon

[MoneyBusinessOnline]

In the U.K, Simons amazing. When people on Xfactor talk rude to him now, the audience starts booing at the contestant. Eg, Triple Trouble audition.

Simons the best in the U.K.

[mikeanderson2k6]

This is when people either loved or hated him......But now, i dont know about America, but here in the UK, we love him!, hes amazing....EVERYONE LIKES HIM.....Hes an ICON Now, people realise that he actually knows what hes talking about, and hes not just being an arsehole..

[kkwillsaveus]

Like a 'musical' boot camp, nothing he's ever done resembles music.

[bearcataquatic]

LOL I love it when simon starts laughing

[matthewjez]

simon cowell is a legend of a man.....he tells people the truth. and then people hate him for it....i just dont understand these retards that think they have talent.

[razu4]

@matthewjez i think because he sais the truth in the most rude way ....

[vika01]

@matthewjez But sometimes he is just really cruel

[ghaibboy]

@matthewjez im agree with you brader :) you are smart

[poshnile]

ive always loved simon,"this is for harrison ford"???

[jaska05]

Damn, that girl had a voice! Simon, what is wrong with you?!

[MrCanabliss]

Co-elle? What a fucking idiot.

[chillindillon5790]

Simon says Paula won't be having his children 2:17. Are you sure Simon?

[sooperfukker]

co-well ...

[cokeaddict08]

simon CO-ell???

[sooperfukker]

PENI5

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

Simon Cowell is America's wakeup call.

[whazupsuckafish]

@PERSONIFICATIONOFGAY .......stfu....hes not any kind of wakeup call. he actually puts me to sleep. get a life.

[Emilydogcat]

How come the singers do not sing with music?

[andreasgriff]

I guess because they don't on the show when they audition . . .initially. WHich is what this was supposed to be.

[Nyckelpigarn]

Pen15 fucking rocked ey! :D:D:D:D:D

[BelarusIsFun]

Pen15 were rubbish

[peanutxbutter306]

PEN15 looks like Penis!! LOL I love Simon Cowell!!! 5 Stars!!

[aznlife72]

haahahahaha penis

[AdrianaTheNarcissist]

pen15 lol i just got it

[UUNurse2012]

I love seeing Cowell's transformation!! haha his pants... cutie!!! I looove SIMON!

[samiullahmir]

Simon forever!!!!

[JANICE3]

I loved seeing that old video of Simon and the

explanation of AI.... Then Pen15  or PENI5. That was hysterical...Great video

[babykatie11]

His pants are freakin high!!!! LOL I love Simon!

[danzobes]

LOLL hes sooo good at putting them down

'you sing in the shower?'

'yea..'

'stay there...'

haha

[everythingWOWP]

she wont be having me children LOL

[donturnbak09]

wow can't believe he would say it out loud.

[PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6]

Simon's Pants are sooo high XD lol

[bestoflions]

pen15

penis

xD

[PaulaAbdul4Eva]

Haha XD I bet he regrets saying that now.. he's obviously changed his mind!!!

[tennisgirlxoxo]

haha "she won't be having my children.. she like to, but she won't" lol!!

this from season 1, his opinon may have changed :D

[greenjadedragon]

I like how he calls her Paul"er" Abdul. and the way he says "she won't be having my children"

[GummiGauks]

The pants are on his nippels, litteraly

[MMMAUGUST18]

I can tell this is interview is old by the way Simon is wearing his pants. It's probably from season 1.

[vantrg]

PEN15=PENIS!

[iLY0X8]

haha yea, the pen fifteen club (:

[lnh92]

lol this is great

[daedralord1]

funny alright...but all actors