An incident at Wal-Mart

[dagda825]

LoL ZJ your whole outlook on the people of wal mart changed my perspective. Thanks for the lesson.

[Sean021122]

You kind of look like ozzy osbourne lol. 

[TheLlamaEater]

Your dance was sexy ;D

[MaggieHaggis]

This video is hilarious! ZJ, you are awesome 

[naturalistmind]

welcome to wal-mart! get your shit and get out!

[MarisolLovesY0u]

LOL. This makes me want to do this at Wal-Mart.

[tornartist]

This is hilarious! You should make your own music more often! XD

[KrazyKazooie]

I went to walmart on halloween in my baqtgirl outfit and got rude comments from every single passing person. Walmart is just shit, online shopping is how it should go.

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

XD

[kiras767]

@pakleglia He never said the music was horrible nor did he say that the music in front of wall mart was bad. He doesn't even imply that the music was bad.

[Xel963]

Oddly you look the most male I've ever seen you when you were standing up and dancing... Still LOVED the dancing. No clue why, just do.

[KendrixTermina]

Life is awesome, isn't it?

[thereforeithought]

I've now heard ' Fuck The Pain Away ' by Peaches. I can't believe music like that is allowed on public radio. What's worse is some people must really like it!

[TheRitaSkeeter1]

@thereforeithought I think people should be aloud to listen to whatever they want to.

[Tru3bad0ur]

This reminds me of a bit of invisible theatre my classmates and I did at Wal-mart to draw attention to trans folx & what I call 'the public bathroom blues.' Our team consisted of a few designated onlookers, a team of cisgendered accusers ("um, he was in the wrong restroom"), and our androgynous star player. Unlike in Target, where employees rushed to hush up our staged misunderstanding, in Wal-mart, the sales associates jumped into the fray - on the side of our gender-ambiguous friend.

[TheBitternightmare]

LOL! I want someone to do that in front of the wal-mart that all the BJU students go to across town!

[DepressedAnnnie]

I didn't even know I had to pee. But when ZJ broke into "F*** the Pain Away", my bladder went 0-60 in a second. I had to run to avoid ruining the chair.

[DJAUZZIEMAN]

woah how many pedos on this lol

[DJAUZZIEMAN]

are you a guy meg and please dont sing

[JacobPhilipRenae]

Oh my god, it was 4 AM when I watched this, and I burst out laughing and woke everyone up. This video is amazing and I love you.

[tier621]

Fuck The Pain Away is an AMAZING SONG

[DreamMasquerade]

<3

oh my god.

please dance and sing more <3 sexxxyyyy

[Darthmas2242]

I feel kinda worried how you have my build now xD

[TheCeejReturns]

I would make a joke about that, but it does a damn good job making a joke about itself.

[ButtonsThief]

u don't have to be at walmart for that to happen.

[KooKooforkat97]

You are so sexy man

[HybridIcecream]

So you do have a sense of humor. X3 <3

[ForeverLlamas47]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!! "this is just the best thing ever" i love you!!!

[xXxBlueEyedAngelxXx]

I am cracking up. I wanna party with you xDDD

[LadyTigerLily]

ZJ, can I party with you? You're the coolest.

[rcatstott]

i loled thew the hole video :D i loved it!! -thumbs up-

[nomorerings2008]

MY GOD, this IS AWESOME!! I'd *LOVE* to see more VIDS. like this one!!

[haircut74]

my god, this is hilarious.

[vegansong821]

lolol!!

[hulloghost]

I just can't stop watching this LOL.

[KawaiiIchigo156]

Some people are so obnoxious

(not you, the people at Walmart.)

Though I wish I was there XD

[espanolmuchacho]

Lol, that's why I love going to Walmart: all the idiots that go there and thus make me feel better about myself :)

[Singer2B4U]

OMG @Daghead I was gonna say the same thing!!! xDDD PEACHESSS!!! I love Slippery Dick... "Can you cut the mustard beat the custard?!!" Lmfao

[Daghead]

Dude, you've introduced me to Peaches. THANK YOU!!!!

[RDeathbringer]

BRB getting a van

[rustyeffect]

I think this dude's mind has finally snapped

[nutbush999]

This reminded me of a time while shopping in Circuit City( like Best Buy for those not familiar) when the unedited version of RAtM's "Killing in the Name" played on the in-store music system.

It was funny to see the younger folks smiling or chuckling, the older folks looking indignant, and clerks rushing across the floor to the sound controls as the words "FUCK YOU, I WON"T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!" blared throughout the store.

[SimontheSorceror]

this is better than cat videos !!! LOL

[TheSwagzter]

Why you wearing a dish towel around your neck? Best day ever? What a horrible life!!

[MrTomSpencer]

Funniest event... OF ALL TIME!!! XD

[kidchrome1223]

whats the name of that song lol, it sounds funny

[sumrblizrd]

@kidchrome1223 That would be "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches

[kidchrome1223]

@sumrblizrd thx

[Livingmydyingdreams]

haha my friend showed me that song she was like omg i need to show this song so she played it we just started busting out laughing and know you made a video about and i cant stop laughing and my face hurts

[MrXmyselfx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sillygabbyx]

i totally bookmarked this page! :D

[leif011]

good to see you being a little less serious, lifes to short to be so serious all the time.

[PFXProductions]

heh omg lol...really..wow lol

[Cuddlefishes]

End all of your videos by dancing.

[tictacs9413]

omg, Fuck The Pain Away-Peaches! I love that song!

[gothicrocrgirl94]

sounds interesting.......lol my moms bf works at wal-mart lmao

[UTF5658]

HAHAHAHA XD

[ciannagh]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­hahahahaha. 

[sublbc]

Fuck the Pain away!

Fuck the Pain away!

I love that song!

[maxflier]

What is this dude's problem?

[ramona8881]

hahahahahahahahahahaha. this makes me laugh so hard.

[nortongor]

you look like a fag.......... i hate your glasses and earrings. you suck nuts at dancing your parents must ground you too much

[xx99Username99xx]

I love that song!

[averyloren]

For some reason I find you very attractive even though I am not gay

[Ryvinx]

@averyloren because he's hot



[MajorLogica]

Cute. lol

[DIMEABBOttRiP]

In Canada those old people are people with mental innesses usually down syndrome .

[spidersandbats]

Wal-Mart is great for people-watching and such, but I always feel guilty shopping there because I know it's not a gay-friendly company (they refuse to carry any LGBT-related books and were given a very low rating by the HRC).

[kuruska1]

LOL why couldn`t that happen at my walmart

[ITSAJACKAL1111]

>those people

>niggers

[MrKrunoS]

i bet that noise was: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GAY GUY IN THE WHACKY GLASSES AND THE GAY EARINGS SINGING A STRAIGHT GUY SONG WTF

[MrCra3zy]

@MrKrunoS Just woooooow. And FYI, it's a female song, and has no indication of sexuality. Also, anyone can sing any song they'd like to, as long as it makes them happy. And I'm not referring to the quality of the voice. Although ZJ's voice is perfect to give the song his trademark comedic/satirical edge. Great job, ZJ! Woot.

[MrKrunoS]

@MrCra3zy that sounds like cyber fellatio to me :s

[thedrummerization]

lmfao

[JPa311979]

Nice Peaches cover ZJ!

[sunmarsh]

Loving your sense of humor here. However, I don't think my soul sista's will disagree when I say that THE QUEEN OF DA SOUF, Y'ALL, Khia (Miss Neck & Back) Shamone, has the best beats and lyrics that just pull at your heartstrings? What midnight lovers can resist the power ballad... "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"? Who isn't brought to tears by the heartfelt "My Pussy"? Truly, we have not lived until we have heard Her sing. Praise Khia.

[dima80te]

It's Peaches!

[TheMuteVoice]

This vid was a GREAT change of pace from your usual. Don't get me wrong: I have nothing but love and respect for your well-thought-out verbal essays, but every now and then it's nice to see you loosen up, not read from your notes, and get down and funky wit' yo' bad self. :-P

[Justanothershell]

Why can this not happen to my local Wall-Mart while I am there?

[CerealKillahNZ]

... Fuck the Pain Away. LOL.

Nice... I'd give them a medal for thrashing that song in front of a christian book store.

Job Well Done!

[BenjaminInWonderland]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA I LOVE this!! Thank you so singing and dancing!! <333333

[snickerkiller]

i fuken looove how into it you get!!!!

[Spiderwoman77]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[8BitFox]

peaches. best band EVER!

[Raphael2885]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MAR4168]

Crazy awesome singing and dancing! xo

[FerreThoughts]

We need more current videos that include dancing :D

[LoserOtaku]

I love you, ZJ.

[AstralMelody]

Omigosh, was it so loud that your ear drum almost got busted?

[Xynrei]

1:33

Epic pencil/pen throwback combo.

[kurisux]

I wish this would happen at work...

Seriously, this exact situation. I would start singing along. :D

[DblOSmith]

My god, please sing and dance more... please? :)

[crazypsychojenn]

LMFAO That was great! Wish shit like that happened @ our Wal-mart! XD

[founoe]

"Parents were covering their children's ears"

Haha, oh wow! Was this trip to a wal mart in the 50s?

[FredR023]

Is anyone else jerking off right now?

[WinglessIceAngel]

I love you.

[DblOSmith]

Hey, get in line!!! :)

[grumpchong]

is that song by jefree star?

[pooton688]

no tard its by Peaches watch the music video its called fuck the pain away.... super song

[PoryGoon]

is it japanese?

[bkisme]

fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away

[BouyertheDestroyer]

Do you have 2 computer monitors?

[dreamflower0]

no the reflection in his glasses are the same computer.

[dustinrlawrence]

"those people?!"

[FountainsofLame]

It's a fucking racist. Kill with fire.

[dustinrlawrence]

lots of fire

[frost82592]

Lols i laughed so hard :-) that made my day.

[rmrmr]

Having loud speakers is like having your car yell out your dominance.

[kazimierz198]

I put on that song once when I was having sex with my girlfriend. However, she didn't like it nearly as much as I did :(

[jacobterriify]

i don't remember it, but my mom tells a story about me taking a dump into a potty when i was training...i saw the potty seats & had to go, so i walked over to one, pulled it off the shelf, pulled down my shorts & did my business. she couldn't get mad coz i did what i was s'posed to...well, sort of...

[alexrousseau815]

I'd like to know where your Wal-Mart is! Nothing like that ever happens at the one here. In front of children and christians and old people...nice!

[nErUaLeNiAlE]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I love Peaches so friggin' much! I saw her in concert with 2 friends and when she spat out fake blood at the audience, I got one solitary drop of it on my shirt. tee-hee.  By the way, I like your outfit in this video.

[jacobterriify]

i like pulling up alongside the brotha's & cranking my metal up, then they crank up some more, i don't coz i already max'd it. they either blow speakers or drive off angry...i'm so immature, but hey, i'm only 17, so i'm s'posed to be.

[Kitsushika]

metal rapes rap's ass

[jacobterriify]

jacqui probably IS the whore from tijauna. fuck u cunt.

also, i've had many, many, many women in my long 17 years...who didn't have boobs. what the fuck...if u watch some of his 1st vidz tho, u'll understand the lack to titties.

great vid ZJ...as usual

[DUX73DUB]

you have no boobs...that tells you something.

[Leadman1989]

@ dux73dub

THANK YOU CAPTIN FUCKING OBVIOUS WE NEEDED THAT VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION

[cooperaerosmith]

Was that dancing Zj? I couldn't tell. Haha ;D

[havoc201253]

yes walmart is a great place for such antics... my experiences are usually much quieter than that though... like people parking inside the buggy return, or wearing see through clothes with no underwear. it is a true study on the functioning of idiots in society.

[legoguy1777]

lol u thru a sharpie and a pen

[dryboogers]

because if you say "turn it down" will they shoot you with lead bullets?

[XxSinfulDeadxX]

Wow...that was....special. (I mean this in as friendly a manner as possible). It was great.

[ZipperMason]

Lol love that song!

[arch124]

i apologize for the ignorant comment.

my stupid goodfornothinrednecksonofabitc­hniggerlovin brother haced on to my profile

ignorance is so bliss, wouldn you agree?

:)

[reidmanluvsya]

that is one of my favorite songs! fuck the pain away by the peaches!

[xHezaChanx]

LOL I cracked up when you started singing.

I used to work at WalMart a few years ago in fabrics. You really do see the most interesting people there.

[MonkeyOctober]

Now I have the biggest urge to prank Wal-Mart

[sonomediterranea]

what else is new.....there's always some asshole parked in the firelane in front of wally world like it's their personal parking space. and there's always some security guard circling the lot on his little motorized scooter so why doesn't he do his job and tell them to move their ass i wonder.

[boardsnow44]

this guy is hilarious

[kimeradon]

are you male or female?

[Careyjonz95]

male...

gender ambiguity...

awesome

[ShinkeLovesMiku]

I watch this video once a day and rate it 5stars. =D

[AbriendaEntiempo]

...My mother's neo-nazi boyfriend works in Wal-Mart. XD

I've seen many things like this.

But my favourite was when they caught an elderly man trying to shoplift 17 copys of Pinocchio or something. XD

[SerenaBlackCat]

I don't like Walmart but I can see how it's a place to observe people...I live next to a bar though, so I get my observational studies from listening to people fighting or talking on their cellphones in the parking lot.

[BBNLCB]

Wal-Mart is considered to be a White Trash store in Wisconsin. Haha, because all the white people shop there, all the Mexicans shop at goodwill, it's just a crime town. lol,

Btw, im not racist, that's really true.

I have only seen one Mexican at Wal mart in 3 whole years. it's weird.

[rockdude492]

people shopping at walmort deserve to have the beliefs violated by music like that

[krookroorocket]

i love this faggot

[krookroorocket]

this dude looks like a lady

am i the only one who thinks that's hot?

[hitloler]

dude, what the hell, you look like a giant faggot and why the hell did you take the time to memorize a song that you hate and why are you dancing to it

[Mattc73355]

cuz its funny?

[punisher11292]

What the fuck....

I feel personally offended.

[DEADRAIN]

Not gonna lie bro, you look like a chick.

[mistermayy]

lol, makes sense that this faggot is from illinois, one of the shittiest states in the country.

[Careyjonz95]

I love peaches...

You look like me when I'm at home alone..

Jammin' and singing completely inappropriate songs...

I can't believe someone did that! I am going to try it as soon as I get a car, I swear to GAWD!!!

[Careyjonz95]

And btw, everyone who is saying he looks like a lady, that is because he is gender ambiguous...he doesn't dress to associate with, well, you get it. and he didnt take the time to memorize the song. The first time you listen to it, youve memorized it.

[dutchgecko]

Shit dude you're crazy

[TransexualTriumphs]

ha ha, you look cool in the glasses

I can't say I go very often to walmart (I don't like how big a Conglomeration it is, wiping others out of business), I do my people watching at the library. . .which eh, is the opposite in some ways of your walmart situation (since at the library it's supposed to be quiet--and at the university library it is, but at the public library it's noisier--so really, you can do some okay people watching at the library, Provided It's The Right Kind of Library, lol

[evans11900]

lmao. someone got a little bit to into that XD

[FurryDaddyDave]

teehee, very funny

[burrrntUP]

HAHA! you're awesome. i love peaches.

[massimobestpalylol]

lmao I had the same thing happen once but the police came and gave them a warning

[mspookie]

This unfortunate kid has no sense of aesthetics.

[mspookie]

Sweet Jesus, ditch the earrings.

[quovadis1952]

Oh yea, Wally Worldthats the ticket.

I always wonder where the f(*k do all those people come from.

I never see them anywhere else. Apparently Wally World

has a special magnet that draws them in

A very special clienteleno doubt.

[canadianfigor]

I like what you have to say, but are you going to start wearing lipstick too?

[Ninwa]

Fuck information theory, holy shit I might be drunk but I laughed my ass off. I love you, keep up the videos.

[yamaha893]

hahaha the teaches of peaches. a tool for all occasions.

[guaranzo]

my face irl in response to this video -> @_@

[Nespionage]

haha... Best dance and singing skills ever. Brilliant.

[kykebero]

xD so awesome

[mamdk]

Hahaha... It's nice to see some irrational happiness from you - instead of the average 'dull' one :)

[ImaScotsman]

Your body movements and rap? amused me in a positive way. Keep up the videos comrade

[saib4u2c]

Damn! You are naughty. That's so funny. You spit! Nice flow. Ha ha ha :D

[XiaoGui17]

You're surprisingly very good at beatboxing.

That's hilarious.

[bias2dlogic]

Awesome dude! Relentless! Mad with brilliance. Sweet man, sweet.

Ha, ha, Ha.

Such an explosion of raw spontaneity was an unexpected joy!

[Scrapheap71]

I fail to see the humor in the rude and beligerent behavior of uncivilized baboons.

:-/

[hollium]

Your glasses are distracting o_O

But not distracting enough to make me not laugh at your dancing.

[GreyAutumn]

◘_◘ Robot guy apporves of this

but seriously dude, what's up with the sheet? take it away if you are not going to use it with a green screen program(white screen?) :P

[CousinoMacul]

LOL!