Arj Barker Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[Lyssaluvsu22]

He's so dumb if you really want to laugh look up Dane Cook

[staviwavi222]

Good times roman....hahaha

[DoomedITellsYa]

He is so handsome.

[Elle2528]

when i burn my toast i don't blame the bread

[HalosouthparkFAN]

46 people were so high they must hav missed the like button and hit the dislike

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

His tone is what makes him funny. There's something wrong with the SUUUUUUUUUUUN.

[OLIVERRsykes]

to wasted to make toast!

HAAHAHA

[StandupComedyCenter]

Where can I get the fonts "Sarcastica" or "Good Times Roman"?

[cod272]

@StandupComedyCenter Ummmm... Usually Word...

[PrincessRodeoFan]

Seeing him on Tuesday <3

[thecopedawg]

@PrincessRodeoFan how was it?

[PrincessRodeoFan]

@thecopedawg Amazing!

He's wonderful in person. :D

[kuht123]

Those he always mention global warming?

[ilove096]

The five ways you know that you're a true Aussie:

1. You have a "who gives a shit" attitude toward vegemite

2. You make fun of the Brits atleast once a day; twice on Sunday

3. You hate the Kiwi's

4. But the Kiwi's become apart of your family when they do something right

5. You love Arj Barker <3

[kwumpking]

@ilove096 and you post shitty comments like this. (good times roman was the chosen font)

[beastpwnr]

i love this guy

[jamesvozar1]

he just set a real good example for pot awesome shit

[IAMTHETICKTOCKCLOCK]

What is wrong with America?? This shit is hilarious

[92Flynnbob]

43 people blamed the toast!!

[equinette1987]

Good Times Roman...........LAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAWWLLL

[dodsildinho]

Thanks Beardyman

[Girz0r]

3:14 LOL, so hilarious

[PHeMoX]

"When I burn my toast, I don't blame the bread!"

[Panachinator]

Beardyman told me to watch this

[TheJusticeKirby]

When I burn my toast, I blame the toaster

[iwantsumfries]

He used those jokes in arj barker forever,not like it makes any difference

[cygnusx555]

CROUCH SHOTSS!!!!!!

[philliphamilton2]

dont eat pot otherwise you could become the greatest olympian in the world, in all of time!

[darthgabriel97]

3:46 

[Rutes0806isback]

When I burn the toast I don't blame the bread XD

[FadedFew]

Good times roman. Yes.

[missemilyjd]

lolol. Good times roman :)

[LucasKussowski]

Manoman, I gotta get Sarcastica and Good Times Roman! Very funny! :)

[MrJasperMusic]

i just got back from a lengthy court case because the replay button claimed that i raped it,

[luvgnr]

loved him on flight of the conchords

[Kryslyne28]

when i burn toast i dont blame the bread!! brilliant!

[Dpl420]

man this guys hularious

[BabyFranke01]

what did he do to his hand....?

[Kithieri]

Haha go ARJ!

[fancythathat]

Mindless wankers have taken over comedy.

[TheRooster94]

This guy should win the Nobel Prize

[dcmihatepie]

gettin' kinda sick of cranberry juice

[aidygiz1]

thanks to webMD.com i'm already taking steps to fix my swollen uterus!

[xXSUP3RH3R0Xx]

ohh look at all the scientists trying to tell us te climate change joke is al wrong..

its a skit, its supposed to be funny not right

[KickersAndScreamers]

oh really? is he? something tells me he isn't a climate change expert. he's a comedian being funny.

[pearljamrock]

Umm, he is completely wrong on global warming...lame.

[irealydodominate]

when i burn my toast... i don't blame the bread.

XD so so funny

[FrozenFlame333]

that last line made it for me.

[woollitits]

im always to wasted to make toast

[thuglife88888]

i thought he was going for a george carlin joke about how the worlds not fucked the people are.... funny bloke

[pazsa78]

When i burn the toast i dont blame the bread .... Gaha pissa

[SMcP93]

'CROTCH SHOT!'

[pricakes]

was he supposed to mispronounce "abdomen" at 2:41?

[UmiKenja]

@pricakes Unlikely.

[Iflyover]

he looks like a buff demitri martin

[queenzlink247]

Scientists should watch all the stand up they can because comedians are modern philosophers.

[abstract0ne]

Fuck off yank. Your accent only reminds the world of one thing. Yanks are not funny, Yanks are WARMONGERS!!!!

[sockmon]

@abstract0ne you're a fag

[GoreSmasher]

@abstract0ne HA,..what a bigot

[mrstabyou]

@abstract0ne lol where u from douche bag?



[necro8genocide]

aussie: mate take it easy mate mate mmmmaaaatttteeee take it easy mate mmaaate take it eeeaaassssy mate

Arj: umm guys im trying to smoke pot and take a nap so can you guys shut up

[ryno2085]

I love it that Arj is getting out there and opening (or at least trying to open) peoples eyes on the issue of marijuana prohibition. Nice work

[todosbien]

38 douche bags watched this video!

[seekhtruth]

Thumbs up for Sarcastica as a font.

(that's not sarcastic)

[ojstagg93]

i love this guy hard core

[CBamProductions]

DAVE!

[chickies456]

a twoosh?

[musicmanrox]

@chickies456 u are a gay motherfucker

[GinaAndonisio]

YOU IZ STUPID YOU SUCK FAGIT!!!

[musicmanrox]

@GinaAndonisio u are a gay motherfucker

[MrSmackdab]

Anyone notice the restrained laughter to the sun reference? People living in PC fear.

[dubstepagh]

did he take his hair off a lego man?

[Rydertyson]

cos im not a scientist, but im pretty sure that son of a bitch is where all the heats comming from!

[GiefGoldPlx]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Dave from flight of the conchords!

[Sacorian]

@Msjanedoe124 I'd rather that than a comedian that is 90% material and 10% personality

[Jestarooni]

ilovve arj barker

[TheSouffle]

haha loved the ending about not blaming the bread for the toaster burning it!

[bigswano]

good times roman lolol

[thekurlzz]

coffee and weed ft. arj barker is tha bestest song evaa

[papadesi1]

hahaha.. I cant believe he is indian

[rencrow]

@papadesi1

half indian.

[Smellness13]

Timmy, don't smoke pot; otherwise you could become the greatest olympian athlete ever LOL legendary

[RidinAhHa92]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha



[superdude1452]

whats that one standup where he tells the joke about going to the sex club?

[forefuxsake]

@superdude1452-----its towards the end of the clip Arj Barker-balls

[LittleSugarFairy]

Who dusnt luv this funni man?? XD

[aaimeesykes]

All I'm saying is that...when I burn my toast, I don't blame the bread..

[Sh4deInc]

Arj and Poopy!

[pinktoedmongoose]

Fuck thats funny shit!!!!!

[Rozoks]

omg the subs rlike tarted

[jamesvozar1]

@SwgrClan golden

[jugla17]

HAHAHAHAHA this guys the SHIT!!

[kylemakota]

i think he's high

[mohammedirakie]

woow he is pretty amazingly funny lol

[hungrykeeley]

this is actully so funny bahahahahaha (good times roman)

[WhiteMaverick321]

Some of that was ok, but mostly it was shit.

[johnodude01]

@WhiteMaverick321 how can u say that. it was awsome arj is halarious

[danniivi]

hahahaha "funny crap

[iKlaush]

Sarcastica 

[TheLalaPenguin]

but theres something wrong with the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[BiRainFangirl6]

omg this guy is 2 good loved it

[OnlyLuv4eVa]

quiet...LOUD...quiet...LOUD! i like it :)

[happypenisintherear]

Crotch Shot! I'm to wasted to make toast...

[SuperZac999]

lol i love arj :)

[Sanchoblade83]

I love the way that he shouts.

[Tahlz4life]

hes hot

[ecuabory22]

awsome

[ecuabory22]

awsome

[rockpoplop222]

HAHA the ended is the best!

[croydonrudeness]

this guy's good. I like Russell Peter's a lot, but all his stuff around ethnicity but Barker's stuff is about stupid same ol' shit we think off. Good on him.

[gorillagirlgorilla]

super! the last analogy is what sold him to me!

[jklmnotrays]

he kinda does the same joke in the 2OO8 festival o.O"

[Meelsgorawr]

The transcribed audio captions is simply amazing.

[PanayotiProductions]

this was one of his best rofl.

[timmyboii125]

lololololol captions at 0:52 

[TheVampirefan1]

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE SUUUUUUUUN!

[TheVampirefan1]

LOVE THIS

[NakedWombat666]

this guy is f-n funny rock on arj!

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

Something wrong with the SUUUUUN

[futuretramp]

Met this guy at wembely last night, one of the best standups ive seen in a long time!!

[janbang2009]

this sucked ass

[NWG92]

This guy's so underrated

[rtrewhella1982]

If i could be arj i'd be funny but i can't make any funny jokes

[ChurchInAshes]

I think i'll kill myself.

[Katzenbergerr]

this is a tight routine

[lilmass1992]

super awesome mega funny dude!!! ... but I hope he isn't really as dumb as he sounds..... the sun isn't what's causing global warming at all.........

[Zeiknox]

@lilmass1992 What, are you the sun ? how the fuck could you know. I know the theories and what's been proven but still, Who the fuck can know that? lol when the sun grows lips and tells all of us he is fine then we'll be able to safely say it ain't it. Besides it's just a joke so who cares.

[ttramone]

He rocks.

[barrboy17]

Funniest dude ever

[rhart49]

Am I the only one who can't see the whites of his eyes :D

[MrsShortStackFan]

@rhart49 im pretty sure there isnt any lol it looks more like black dots

[RhapsodyGurl]

I love how no one can just enjoy the humor of a comedian that's speaking about something that is on many people's minds. Instead of laughing and moving on, people have to comment about how wrong he is about his JOKE...To all you commenters who waste their time attacking comedians on Youtube....get a life, cuz they don't give a care about what you think. It's a goddamn joke.

[mikecope1313]

i was high eating cereal the first time i watched this and i almost shit my pants.. no lie

[ChristyG42]

good time roman :D

[JeanPierreBenoir]

haha. Good times roman

[Redbaron011]

How the hell did a comedian this lame get on TV? He fucking sucks.

[godlikerefugee]

@Redbaron011 have a cry

[stjamesrisos]

fuck who caress its a joke

[Noahkayne]

Lmfao

I don't blame the bread....

[festeringmelon]

The same people who embrace global warming and it's non-science are the kind of people who killed millions banning DDT. The same type of people who blindly signed a petitition to ban dihydrogen monoxide (which is water by the way). Mindless, useless, and a threat to their fellow human being.

[randomking333]

very funny :D

But his theories about GW are suspect ;)

[TilaTequila73]

sarcastic font=italics.

[AuzziepWNAge]

@TilaTequila73 No it doesnt. italics is for stating quotes titles etc. There is no definite font for sarcastic. althought they have one for angry. (BOLD)

[odiousone]

Arj brightens my gay day.

[TheTrishfish720]

DENVER FANS, Arj is coming to town April 22nd-25th! get you tickets to see him live at Comedy Works, call 303-595-3637!

[Ganggstah]

lmfaooo when i burn my toast i dnt blame the bread HHAHHAAH omg

[puremongrel]

The sun is to blame???!!!!!!

[annaynay4043]

i love him on flight of the conchords hahahahaha

dave is a beast

[CjScott101]

is it just me or does Arj look like young Dave Grohl?

[bridgetteisatwinkie]

@CjScott101 It's not just you mate.

Everyone thinks I'm mad when I say that.

[Patricko78]

Arj you legend!!!

[pandaeyes42]

Arj Barker-

NOT FUNNY!!!

[iheartwaku]

...the earth is just fine, thank you. But there's something wrong with the SUNNNNNN!!! haha

[freckleptic]

When i burn my toast, I don't blame the bread.

[TheAnnotatist]

@freckleptic That's stupid, you blame the person for putting the the toast in there too long. Therefore we are not blaming the Earth or the Sun, we are blaming people. 

[saher212]

PERFECT!!! LOLx

[ChocolateFizzz]

XD Sarcastica or good time roman.

[zedesky]

lol hes mad

[CRAZZYDUDE789]

that toaster is a bitch

lol

hahaha

[aussiechic8]

hahahahah LOL

[Lizzy01210]

Omg, Funny shitt.

But he's used the same "environment" joke in another one.. : ?

[dsari2]

i fucking love arj barker

[mokoforever]

Yeah, he's great!

[am1td]

yeah not funny to dumb fuks..

and how the hell is he racist numbnuts?

you're the racist cunt that cant even spell racist!

[ShootBogans]

@KillinDaWelfareMCs

How is he racist you stupid cunt?

[jeffy1221]

your calling him racist, then call him a paki.

OBJECTION

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE

[Alexgirotto]

he comes out to woah!! hahah

[yhyder]

and all im sayin is when i burn my toast... i dont blame the bread! haha

[naewii]

@yhyder that was the best bit!

[MPAH1981]

@yhyder You know it's funny, but also sad, that someone quotes from the actual video and gets a phenomenally high rating on their comment. One of the things society is in desperate need of these days is more people that can think for themselves.

[yhyder]

@MPAH1981 tbh you need to just shut up and let people enjoy the video... everyone is just agreeing that that line was one of the heights of comedy in this video. And what gives you the right to state that i or anyone else can't think for myself/themself? do you think you're above everyone?

[MPAH1981]

@yhyder I was merely making an observation and expressing my opinion. I never stated that you personally could not think for yourself but rather people in general. Perhaps I shouldn't have made my comment as a reply to your comment as I see it on a lot of videos. In all honesty, I do think I am above most people in most aspects & them above me in others. We're not at all perfect. Now I ask you, can I not have an observant opinion? And where do you think you stand in the hierarchy of humanity?

[tiff0089]

Good Times New Roman! Love it! LOL!!!

LOL Lower abdinum!