Future Darwin Award Nominee #64

[tjohn1986]

WHY WOULD YOU SLO MO HIS ASS??

[xxHarveyMoonxx]

america land of the idiots

[gocrazed1]

...the end of the world can't come fast enough...

[uncagado]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahhahahah the best video ever

[flyingscience]

Its just like tweezers pinching your ass hole . Just cant wait .Stinger is like a syringe to your ass as well .

[SickThing9]

What the hell did he think would happen?

[ivanziit0h69]

hahaahahaahhhaahahahah omfg

[thevalkerie]

idiot

[d4z1]

LOL

[draconian45]

That's a big ass to sting.

[ManicRevelation]

Have to agree with bre... If you're scared to pick up a scorpion (common logic)... why the fuck would you stick it in your ass (not common logic)?

[0MinusTouch0]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

thats exactly wat i was thinking the secound time i played it.

[snou124]

he didn't die Y_Y

[mandowarrior123]

dudes teh little 1s are deadliest. just be patiant and let the poison do its work. also thered b no place 4 swelling to go= fuckin painful, also no sitting for him

[forgotaboutbre]

okay so he is afraid to pick it up because he doesn't want to get stung

wtf does he think will happen when he puts it up his butthole? Orgasm? Stick with eminem's advice and shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.

[skateweb]

hahahahaha

[xaliiim]

sakko weas

[guma163]

POOR SCORPION

[didaczg]

.....idiot.....idiot.

[smarle]

xD fiti!!!

[xodia111]

what a complete total idiotic freak *******!!

NOT FUNNY JUST SIMPLE UR A BUNCH OF THICKOS!!

[E2a0g0l4e]

...

[plastik0]

dumbASS

[plastik0]

dumbASS

[giocano2]

what did the poor scorpion do to deserve that?

[midowi]

pobre escorpion... no faltan los wnes xP

[Sedoim]

.........idiot

[jabonozo]

lol

[noname99cl]

with this, I see everything

[NAAA69]

xD lmao

+

[talditis]

jajajajajajajajajajajja

really might kill himself with something just as dumb I guess

real high chance

[wopcswho]

ok i admitt hes dumb fukn stupid but the guys in darwin awards die ok

[hiddentreazure]

was he wearing a wig?

lots of guys like things up their ass, doesn't mean they're gay

[Philpottj]

This guys should never have children.

[heraclesss]

One question : Why ?

[Fokosmok]

@heraclesss

for glory :)

[flyingscience]

I feel sorry for the scorpion , whiping shit off this compound eyes . Broken claw and stinger up some gay dudes ass who will have to wipe slowly for the next 5 years !

[lee1990hull]

Whas tht venomous lolz??

[flangelet]

'Scorpion up the ass' may not be the most intellectual hobby but it was all he could think of at the time!

[bulldoged187]

a hampster next?, sounds like it

[haftaby]

What in holy hell is wrong with people?

[bigestbogdan]

idiots

gay

there should be a law that would prohibit that

[trek1500mn]

He died from what?...then everybody laughs

[Trevahhh]

wait... what's going on? was he trying... wait no matter what the goal was there is nothing to accomplish but this guy being fucking stupid

[sannie08]

I hope that fucking hurt

[gonzolop]

stupid americans

[trek1500mn]

gonzo he wasn't one of us it wouldn't of hurt....we do that to border jumpers like you

[1234ilikethumbwar]

haha gonzo. fuckin mexican

[DOPEasFACK]

wow, how gay was that

[mase15]

Nice scream...

[killratoss]

stop tryin to be steve o

[QuiRan82]

Idiot

[zigiziom]

scorpiofucker

[ram20rage]

DAmn... i feel sorry for the scorpion...

next time he shld try putting it on his dick,now that will be somthing.lol

[whopharted]

haha stupid

[sirotti1981]

I think he should win just for thinking: "Ok, i'll put a scorpion in my ass... What will happen"? Such stupidity punish itself...

[chavezmoore]

hahaha did you see his pants were down and his pubes were showing hahaha

damn he screamd like a girl

haha

but why the ass why not his foot or somthing

[RawSteelUT]

At least he didn't rest the scorpion on his cock. Then this really WOULD have been a Darwin winner.

[skitzianist]

new darwin award challenge- who can jam the most scorpions down their pee hole?

[0x0ii0x0123]

Some men like to have things stuck up there asses, they are called "homosexuals"

[freddylongone]

I think you should use a hamster lol

[Mindraker1]

Yeah it'll be a little softer than a scorpion.

[Toto77777]

so did he die?

[mastercellphone]

That guy was so EMO and He asked for Death. Better way to die than Slitting your wrist.

[stormcrow5]

ok, messing with a scorpion on its own doesnt count for Darwin.

However, proceeding to place said agitated scorpion down ones pants and then having it sting ones genitalia making them inoperable, does.

[biadeborg84]

-.-"

i think that poor scorpion had not a mortal poison... unfortunately...

[bucketbrother]

god please kill this kid

[Kjhoward001]

that poor scorpion : (..

[cky2kwoo]

fucken pussy, steve-o owns!

[JaySyrinx]

Oh god....PLEASE tell me he died. PLEASE. The thought of someone so catastrophically stupid possibly having children one day is gonna give me nightmares.

[Gerathor]

Your right, OMG how can someone be SO retarded...

[a501322914]

another dare ???? I've got one for you too, tie a string around your cock and the other end behind a truck, then let your friend slowly speed up the truck and see what happens :D

don't forget to film the event and put it here

[mburch1974]

His subconscious mind was trying to rid itself of possible future DNA transmission and let me just add thank the human race for that!

[kemosabii]

He seemed to be laughing about it afterwards though

[alleydude]

Mom's gotta be proud.

[lorideproductions]

jackass

[SAflashtubfanpage]

wait....did that scorpion go up his butt!?!?!?! whos the dumb one, the scorpion or Asia over here?

[RawSteelUT]

Well the poor scorpion was probably scared, what with being shoved in a dark, stinky crack and all.

[sab1009]

hahaha i wonder what his IQ is?

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

I'm guessing about 5 to 10.

[SpyderMacFly]

Holy S***!

[hndg89]

You kinky asian son of a BITCH. what did you think was gonna happen stupid ass

[Lucapaol]

ahahahahahahahah

I'm still laughin!!!

[Dirtymurder]

What did you expect !!!!

[nbond1986]

thats a Pandinus spp. (probably P. imperator)

not even remotely dangerous.....whatever....

i feel sorry for the scorpion, but still a funny video

[Megadieu]

Dickhead you're mad man

[Atom05851]

what did you think was gonna happen?

[katanaking007]

My words exactly.

[sandersludo]

Why...WHYYYYY!!!

[gregbird12]

why? the answer is simple: sheer stupidity. I cant fathom any other reason.

[ssguy24]

hahahahah that was awesome

[leprochan]

he sounds like a woman!!!!!!!!!

[Duckymama]

Now why would anyone go and do something like that?

[thedarwinawardsmovie]

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[Necropolis20123]

screamed like a girl

[DaveCramer100]

Nice one, only four star rating for that instead of 5. I'll give you 5 star if you swallowed it though.

[srussert28]

What a pain in the ass

[baoghal]

Sleight of hand at best. FAKE!

[vguyver2]

Really dumb, one for having to look at that unwanted ass, two for being a future Darwin winner.

[devonst17]

If one scorpion didn't get him, I've got a whole bunch more we could try with

[Gearsome]

lmao, awesome

[DudeParallel]

I FUCKING LOL'd

[skinnbonesasdf]

They all hope to produce the next Jackass-type movie. Fucking retards.

[DudeParallel]

That would be a movie i'd LOVE to see.

Better than half the crap being thrown out the past year to be honest...

[ronMexico121]

omg. what the hell was he thinking? i mean... why? WHY? WHY GODDAMIT!!?? ANSWER ME!!!

[imluvinyourmum]

it was fake dumb ass -.- notice you dont see his hand going straight to his ass after he grabs the scorpion, all you see is him grab it then his hand in his ass

[ronMexico121]

You seem to have been watching his anus very, very closely...stay away from me. If you approach my family- I'll kill you.

[imluvinyourmum]

LOL, angry cus i just owned your ass? funny how you make death threats but done even have the balls to show your face, ill fuck your whole family in all 3 holes each what now bitch?

[ronMexico121]

wow...it's finally happened, I've OFFENDED an internet warrior! (gasps) Oh No! What will you do? Too bad ur a nerd who couldn't find his own dick for the ceramo-wrap, much less the "three holes" of a whole family. And btw...how did u 'own' me? Explain that please...I'm most curious. AND, I won't show my face because it's likely to be masturbaton material for you and ur sick paedophile buddies. You sick MOTHER******!

[imluvinyourmum]

LOL, still no answer to how you are too stupid to see the obvious video editing, are you that dumb you still dont realise? wow i underestimated your stupidity. Then again you are probably retarded so im bein pretty mean to pick on a handicapped kid

[ronMexico121]

I've given my answer and I feel that I've explained myself very clearly. If you can't understand that, then you sir, are the retarded one.

[imluvinyourmum]

haha no you havent, you still have no explanation to why you are so stupid and thought this was real, oh yeah i forgot your retarded, sorry man i really should stop pickin on you since your disabled but your just so much of a dick. most retarded people are actually nice what happened to you?

[akumatatsu61]

I mean, WTF!

[Azzy022]

Hopefully that broke his "gear". He doesn't need to reproduce.

[welovebikes]

yES mate, it will Hurt!

[Tatl8]

Incredible what people whould de for money..

[veilofshadows]

dumb ass

[DanhindUK]

Probably deserves never to be able to go to the loo again.

Moron.

[emperror85]

I'm amazed that there are people that stupid...

[ozjenva]

guess he got the point!...lol

[VampireAngel9]

Well WTF did you expect the scorpian was gunna do?!? Dumbass. Ladies and gentlemen. . . the future of American. God bless it. . .

[THEFAT209]

hahah best comment ever

[crackwh6re9]

what a retard.

[Joe62x]

bowle movement or sore testes?

what was he trying to accomplish?

[CallumS]

he sounds like a little girl screaming hahaha

[Vatrel34]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[buttalegs]

Crack nuts!!!

[zzzguy]

he needs a bigger scoripion, then he'd have won.

[ratboy414]

hah, that's great

[slickpanther06]

...White people!

[goyoelpollo]

agree

[dvactivist215]

haahahaaaa

[mikeportnoyfan]

racist people!

[ManicRevelation]

agree

[kayakto]

why the fuck did he do it!!!!