Polar Bear Attack!

[Grasshopper80s4ever]

All he wanted was a Coke.

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

[JosephChrist863]

This videos runs at 0.01 Fps.

[sacman68]

Send the bear cuz I aint subscribing to SHIT!!!

[KingmanOldDude]

I suppose YOU would have left the safety of your vehicle to go bitch-slap the bear for the guy?

[Cptbiggb]

Major "OH SHIT" moment! LoL! -B

[adsci]

how much I love videos that are actually just a bunch of pics.

[1anearthling1]

If that Polar bear wanted that guy it would have Definitely Caught him. The Bear must be used to people and was just Curious about the guy.

[johng669]

So that's catch and release? To me that animal has no appreciation.

[franzabananza]

youtube is for videos pictures is for google images

[CallofMinecraft1000]

Aww pics

[GeniusSelfproclaimed]

song is cool reminds me of terminator

[snakeanassnake]

so did he die ?

[RAPTORCHICAGO]

ALWAYS COCA COLA

[danoi99]

FUCK THAT !!!!!

[UKnoWhatISell]

Polar bear: Marco

Human: Polo

Polar bear: Marco

Human: Polo

Polar Bear: Fish out of water!!!!

[SuperMattstube]

there reenacting the begining of zombieland

[sakahowdah]

Uploader wants us to subscribe so we can watch some more of his pics.

[Xaker936]

hepsi 7yalan...

[makisjnx007]

0:36 Oh come over here just the tip.

[aafarinbachem]

fucking slideshow .



[Subzerotn]

Bear: hey I found your keys stop!

[MRSWEETNES1]

kill him with gun or something...or stab him with knife

[turbo3400]

@MRSWEETNES1

stab it with a knife? are you kidding?

[kkelly851]

@MRSWEETNES1 easier typed then done rambo

[pony25fly]

come on man its hungry just let it eat you

[KoadPauLaoDang]

If it was a tiger or lion, he would have been dead.

[KoadPauLaoDang]

why someone didnot help him?

[KoadPauLaoDang]

@ 0:30 is very funy, hahahahahaha

[chance1476]

If he'd have slipped it would sound like he's having human tonight, human tonight!

[bigtruck182]

you tube means video not pics with bad music 

[OSIStv]

Meanwhile in Sweden...

[daisymae1963]

run run run



[XoBleedingHeartoX]

hmm i thought you tube waws for videos notr for fucking photo albums

[karibrasuka]

0:34 "I know you're behind the car man!"

[aglukkaq]

That Man looks very Familiar Looks alot like a Polar Bear Biologist I've worked with , Lol......

[oodnac]

Polar Bears are so misunderstood, It just wants to play.

[sakkarugzo]

0.36 is the best. Where did the food go?

[ciilman]

0:29 LOL

[Jesse1Zionist]

yoo jamal quit it yo lol

[gtrefghuk]

Honey, quick! grab the 30-06.

[funnyguy12ify]

hey guys check out my vid

[blueroseforlife]

OMG u guys don't even know what happened nd u guys r saying all that crap

[Staytheredoggy]

This polar bear just wants to destroy the trucks that are melting his home away!

[Lupinflo]

So let me get this straight.. a guy is running for his life around a truck from the worlds largest land carnivore and someone is taking photos...?

[throathammer1]

@Lupinflo hahaha!!! never thot of that.

[ulkord]

@Lupinflo tiger is bigger kind of

[marcuskburton]

@Lupinflo FOR SURE WHERES THE RIFLE?



[viper19735]

@Lupinflo they can have a tripod with a cam that has a timer and just keeps taking pics

[rgiovanni02]

@Lupinflo he had camera but no balls.

[u4eagun]

@Lupinflo not every one has a smart phone that takes videos i guess :/

[MCTheo3]

@Lupinflo Maybe they're sitting in another vehicle.

[Templarofsteel18]

@Lupinflo yeah, talk about a true bastard :P

[magnusalexa]

@Lupinflo the guy running around must be a dork or somet too, how many car thieves are in that part of the world to make him wanna lock his car up?

[UrMomSux713]

@Lupinflo there is a video of this that i saw in school they are trying to trap the bear inside the car i dont remember why though lol

[wilsoncombatgrl]

You have me beat....I was chased around my car by a bull moose and ended up going up the hood, over the top, and inside the hatchback!! No pics or video but I'm sure I looked a lot less calm than you! I wish I had pics cause the bull had been fighting someone's decorated tree and had a large string of holiday lights around his rack!! Priceless!

[cvsporn]

NIGGUH

[16legi]

youtube no youfotos

[BruceDubstep]

if a spider comes into your home u gunna kill it, so when u go into there home they gunna wanna kill u 2 polar bears arent man eaters only territorial predators <3 white cuddly fuckers :D

[chiggero]

You can't just roll through the Artic hood and not expect to get rolled on by a polar bear!! That's their turf. To live and die in the North Pole.

[SirReal1958]

The polar bear probably thought the guy had a spare 6-pack of Coca-Cola.

[MrRazorblade999]

Fake

[spacelizardlaw]

Ha-Ha-Ha obviously the bear is following the trail of urine & poo...

I'd have pissed myself & shat myself if I-were the man running too...

[grundyVolsfan]

Bears like, "Ring around the Roooosie"

[Fingolfin3423]

0:30 "WHERE U GO?"  - Polar Bear

[benny5789]

FAST ANIMALS VS. SLOW CHILDREN!!!!!

[narkinfutz]

He just wanted to give you a coke and a smile dude.

[bitethis47]

hide and seek

[Eloohim]

Does anyone knows the name of that song? tnx

[chevyoutlaw44]

all he's probably thinkin' is "don't slip don't slip don't slip!!!"

[Schutzstaffel23]

just post things like this on photobucket plz, This is a site for videos.

[hekoka]

the poster is funny lmao

shows a couple of pictures not a even video and then pleads for us to subscribe lool

[AMZ19974U]

scary



[andreyking1]

0:30 LOL EPic !!!!

"i See You"

He Forgot the Cark keys inside the car ? 

[Formulated455]

I now can blame polar bears for the lack of Ford Bronco parts. Bears are dicks.

[TheFatalRainbow]

Just give it some Coca-cola.. Jeeze



[ADRIEL296]

@TheFatalRainbow awesome comment!!!!!

[Koshk4]

He survived the attack but you didn't survive the bears rape.

[pe6obutilkata]

:D:D:D:D:D

[domoman221]

i want to see that the polar bear eat the eyes of the person

[iXeNooN]

what cunt was taking pictures

[MrSistermaryelephant]

gay

[ryangi5]

Thanks for not helping him out and taking pictures instead.

[ido254]

i think they playing seek and hide

[theAXELnater274]

"Quit playing yo...yo quit playing!"

[warner4455]

fuck i hate watching pics..im out.

[PascalLemoineProjet]

Hallucinant !!!!!

[jakotuol02]

Was he eaten?

[7mikethebike]

Throw a snowball at him! 

[7mikethebike]

Throw a snowball at him! Hit him in the head with a piece of ice!

[WillyWoodDicker]

Quit playin yo

[TheBomblee]

how many laps did it take the bear to say "fuck it"

[aqib360]

They're just playing hide n seek, at 0:34 the bear found him but the guy called timeout

[MrPavePaws]

This is one game of TAG he'll never forget!

His other video (MARCO POLO with an alligator) is even worse!

[SKILAR1231]

we cant even see how it starts off

[tabithawizard]

Oh I am in powerpoint tube! I thought I was in youtube.

[DjAchillies]

Musical chairs anyone?

[shotokiss]

Stupid people when will you understand youtube is not for pictures!

[jmac5058]

More like dumb people at polar bear feeding.

[Leowen2]

Meals on wheels, don't you just love these stupid people.

[Gresysa]

Anybody else notice they took the music from the Jaguar vs caiman video?

[curties]

0:30 was like "peek a boo, i see you"

[SkullakaAce]

Oh come on! He only wanted a big hug. A nice vicious hug where he takes you apart limb by limb.

[NathanPathan]

i love how the other guy just keeps taking pictures instead of helping.....

[makiavelli999]

I can see you!! Where are you, my lunch?

[TheBiscuitForce]

go in the treck

[chevypillow247]

If I wanted to see pictures I wouldn't be on Youtube.

[usenetposts]

@chevypillow247 That's why they turn the pictures into a film.

[JBradleyMsFt]

FUCKING SLIDESHOWS !!!!!

[nardogangz35]

RUN! nigga RUN!

[TheClintko]

OK... who's the jerk taking the pictures? lol

[CheapChizzlinMooch]

Good thing he didn't slip on the ice. My fatazz might have and then I'd be lunch....Question though. Why was the other guy shooting a camera and not a rifle....Good friend there huh

[rahimnfl]

please rise for the youtube national anthem

[llXchonll]

@ctgolfer i hope you get fucked in the ass by a polar bear

[skaterjimjam]

I think the bear just wanted the music to stop.

[war7774]

thats one crayz ass bear he just want to play lol

[jebes909090]

Perhaps he wanted some coca cola?

[jadonsanders1]

The Bear must be like: 'C'mon, all I wanna do is play hide and seek!'

[adrianqx]

Fast Food

[mshammock1970]

youtube should ban all bullshit and slideshows.....this is a video site.....go buy a camcorder

[Mrinsanomaniac]

You spelled attack wrong. and slide shows suck

[kujo8899]

I'm just going to sit here and take photos while a Polar bear tries to attack that guy.

[PlaidmanUTube]

Hmm, seems to be missing the "attack" part...

[ivannogsenghoe]

is a very young polar,think they are friends!

[grandgentil]

this picture not from alaska but cape dyer 2006

[TheQuibert]

Great pictures... it's a real bummer this was not a video...

[planetrockford]

He survived the attack but was dizzy as fuck.

[GodzillaMadness27]

that was retarded!!!!!LOL and I MEAN IT!!!!

[ggem333]

it looks like they are playing around lol

[MrDiablinho]

lo mataron lo mataron lo mataron lo mataroon

[claus1225]

humans are the most dangerous predators in the history.

no animals stand a chance against humans.

[korkiwi]

Google should make a Website called Slidetube.con specifically for slide shows and all slide shows that are on youtube would get moved to it.

[nereik128]

super serial

[icnclt]

What wish it bear ?

[GTM46V8]

Oooo a game of hide and seek... where he go.... where he go.... (0:30) ahhh peeekabooo I see you!

[kw757]

The funniest part of this is that his buddy is standing there taking pictures! "Run, Chuck!" ...click... "Run!!" ...click... "He's going to get you, Chuck!" ...click...

[Impess99]

@kw757 lol

[didi89s]

0:30 - "Oooh,I'm gonna getcha! " XD

[biglos1999]

to bad he didn't fall.........

[sergio177199]

ну-у-у , блин! а закончилось - то чем? разодрал медведь альпиниста? иль как?

[johnnyrocksable]

Thanks for the help Mr. Cameraman!

[hoooah2]

just give him the damn coke

[MooseHunterCBNS]

Thats what he Gets fot wasteing Coca cola.!

[Maafa1619]

What kind of asshole would be fucking around in Alaska without at least a Casull .454 close at hand?

[bbwlover696969]

why do all the videos that look cool end up sucking? quit wasting our time trying to get your "precious" views. it doesn't count as a view when you piss off everyone that watches it. it's cheating, which makes you the opposite of a winner.

[gunofason1]

@bbwlover696969 Meh, he's using youtube music, and he has ads on the side. 3 Million views = around/over $30000 lol. Lucky him.

[jochenlembke]

@gunofason1 youtube places the ad, when you use their music, duh!

I don´t think there´s gotta be blood by a "bear attack", frankly I´d had to have my diapers changed after this!

[gunofason1]

@jochenlembke No. Not "duh". Stop being ignorant and uninformed or get off youtube. Do you know what monetization is? No. You haven't used it. The UPLOADER puts the damn AD's there, not "youtube"... DUH. I have used it before, using it now, know MUCH more about it then you, and I bet you don't even know what partnership is either.

[jochenlembke]

@gunofason1 there would not be much use in using monetization for me yet, for only two out of my 82 vids are over a 1000 views yet. But I´ve used audio switch a lot and nowadays the minute you switch youtube puts an ad on it. Not duh? Well, then blllllhh! *sticks out tongue*

[bbwlover696969]

@gunofason1 no i think your math might be off a little.

[JulixHartley]

@bbwlover696969 that would be a looser... ;-)

[Yomamasahox1]

@bbwlover696969 congradulations for falling into the same scheme that u oppose of. you've just contributed to your own demise dumb ass

[jeffsandychelsea]

@Yomamasahox1 You can't even use the word oppose correctly and you put a space in the middle of dumbass. I don't think anyone is going to take your insults seriously.

[Yomamasahox1]

@jeffsandychelsea I've took my time to read your older responses of other videos and found numerous faults as well. You might want to fix your own grammar and spelling first before you accuse me of doing the same shit you've done before. Now, who's going to take you seriously?

[jeffsandychelsea]

@Yomamasahox1 Damn son you have too much time on your hands.

[Yomamasahox1]

@jeffsandychelsea Touche. I guess I won the hard earned battle. And BTW, FYI... I have BBQ sauce on my hands atm.

[Mr2505federal]

It wouldn't matter if they could get in the trucks anyway, that bear could get through that glass in seconds!

[infringinator]

theyre just pissed because coca-cola never gave them royalties

[MrSoloDoLocudii]

Im related to that guy. lmfao

[WrEkGaMiNg]

LOL so someone is taking pictures of this while their friend is being chased by a polar bear?

[GerbilEssences]

Silly man, camera tripods are like catnip to polar bears! :P

[captaingreek]

0:35 super lol!

[jeryl68]

snack ?

[Yanula1]

Subscribed,subscribed please don't send the polar bear to my house!!!!

[AronLoodus]

1337 dislikes, that's so I34D LIKE 1337.... >_>

[jeryl68]

if that polar bear wanted him ? he would have him easily

[XBillums]

@jeryl68 naaaaah b

[halflife103]

usually people up there keep guns for this exact situation..... Good job cameraman.... Way to have your buddy's back.

[lilfishywishy19]

@halflife103 Well maybe in this situation the people actually aren't ignorant like you and REALIZED that the bear is starting to become extinct. And after all, they were on THE BEARS territory anyway, so its their own fault if they got hurt, not the bears.

[halflife103]

@lilfishywishy19 we are animals just like everything else. Only difference our claws, teeth and quick reflexes involve weapons and guns.

I suppose if you want to lay down and let it maul you while thinking "im in his territory, It's the way the cookie crumbles."

[lilfishywishy19]

@halflife103 Once again, your thinking about yourself. You just need to have the brains not to be put in a situation that is threatening you. Maybe if you would put some cooking spray on the pan before you bake the cookie, it won't crumble.

[halflife103]

@lilfishywishy19 These bears can sneak up on you anytime any place. They are also incredibly fast. To think that you would be immune at any time would be completely irrational.

Besides, what makes you think these people haven't lived there for thousands of years?.

[lilfishywishy19]

@halflife103 Obviously if you knew anything about mankind, animals have been here longer than humans no matter what. Where do you think we came from? Oh, and, unless your blind or deaf, i highly doubt you won't be able to hear a 1000 pound bear 'sneaking' up on you.