Don't Watch This Video!!!!! (5 Questions)

[TheOmaga888]

i feel so late a comment on this video 8 months after the last comments

[ivalynk]

I'd be stoked for a Phil deFranco tv talkshow. What better way to watch away an hour of your day. :]

[thebadasstaco]

Co za asy

[coolslaya]

lool product placement... i see those Dr Dres =P

[Congoalie1]

Say this out loud, c eh n eh d eh. Lol u know how to spell canada? Surprising! Lol Jkjk

[GhostDog65]

Puff Puff pass! LOL.

[Harleigh9000]

Ppl need to get to the point faster...

[Rottenpie119]

3years. Nice

[HaligonianType1]

Hello question... That I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil??

[JoshMooore96]

Phil, I'm kinda confused, What is your company?? Like what do you classify as your "job",?????

[gabbiroks]

cookie plz?! <3

[sunpreet93]

phil, u remind me of tobuscus in this vid

[MJonathon98]

ima stud mufffin haha jk ... or am i :O

[coolVideos231196]

Who would like to watch my YouTube video's?

[mycatis10]

He seems stoned cause your used to godknowshowmany cuts a show..Not a bad thing, just saying

[obadhai03]

Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks is "trans-media". He started on Sirius/internet and now hosts a show on MSNBC at 3pm EST.

[cricketniall]

Where's my Cookie? :(

[afleitikh3]

Im trying to do some stuff on youtube, and i think you have some good words of wisdom! cheers mate!

[aRejectGamer]

Good advice Senior DeFranco, Now if only I could find where I left my peanut butter and jam. Then today would have been a truly marvelous. Oh there it is, under the atomic reactor

[Mompy0yeh]

Weird how I can watch Phil have a one way conversation about himself for 11 minutes involving many subjects I don't care about, but still be highly entertained by it.

[BrianMichaelEvans]

@Mompy0yeh Ha. I was thinking the same thing.

[dakodarollins]

@Mompy0yeh but somehow when i do it ppl say my vids are "too long"...popularity double standard...

[NeutralSniper]

DONT WATCH THIS!!! Aka; most watched vlog.

[spacedog1996]

Phil I want that freaking cookie...oh and happy anniversary! :D

[MissFluffyFluff]

Give me that damn cookie. >C

[TheBestNameisJoe]

cute red Beats!!! haha

[itzadreamer]

bla-didy-bla to you too! :oP

[CristinaHanson]

Happy anniversary :D

[bandujar]

I'll take my cookie. VERY GOOD VIDEO. I'm going to forward it to those I know who want to do this sort of thing. PEACE. THANKS PHIL!

[likeastarbaby]

God damn you and your reverse psychology!

[pomssi1]

Reckless Tortuga really is amazing...

[newprayerwarrior]

i want my cookie!!!!

[1234cm1]

You kno YouTube has only been up for 5 yrs and it like one of the most popular sites on the internet

[mizzpicklezz]

why us this so lonngg...ok im done .. ill click the thumbs up b4 i leave..

[LilMissGoody01]

i liked this(: i lyk how u present urself and completely honest about urself what u like n what u want; luv u long time bruhhh(((:

[alarikmarcus]

My cookie isn't redeemable? =[

...

...

Anyway.

3 year anniversary? Bravo.

[chipmunkm1001]

I think he's on crack in this one o:

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

151,368 people are blind, or didnt read the title

[MemorysMystic]

HES A WITCH!

[immablondethatswhy]

Where's my cookie damn it!

[theoneawsomone]

I feel like phil sobered out throughout the video

[WretchedRefuse101]

People misuse "viral" constantly. Give them viruses.

[jupitercrash07]

Very good video.

[rockattheroll2010]

Nice Solo Beats! ;DD

[sporky1305]

aw i want a cooky :(

[84linkin]

are these WEEKLY vlogs now?

[AchievementGnome]

You look like you just woke up.

[endarkin]

one of your best vlogs phil ive been watching now for over a year i think and i have found 100's of things/people i would have never seen if not for your shows. plus all the great youtubers ive found via you. sxephil to lta to blackbox to ijustine from them to like 100's more couldnt name em all lol. well done and as long as your here so will i be. and congratulations on 3 years.... see you for four!!. give linz a kiss n say hi and grats for me and see you soon..on a channel near you.. lol cya

[missreported]

:( It's my bday, you promise a cookie and then take it away...

[simplyno]

Just because you were able to do something doesn't mean it's easy or something that anyone can do. Grow the fuck up.

[knackeredwriter]

I want my cookie :(

[smurray88]

why does this post sound like mr rogers neighborhood?

[annoyingorange4ever1]

I HAVE THOSE HEADPHONEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[lukesau27]

Ahh why must you have beats Phil!?

[bene1345]

@lukesau27 cus beats kick ass

[fonosayno]

Hi Phil. Are you drawing your vids by hand these days? Not that I'm complaining about the quality or anything haha.

[Nofxthepirate]

Mmm, internet cookies...and donuts

[starstealer1195]

oh my god phil you have beats by dre? they are such a rip off and don't even have that great sound quality

[rlucas340]

Congrats on the 3 year anniversary!

[emLevit]

Sorry phil I like you dude but thats just BULL anyone can achieve any level of success period! If you're not successful, its your own fault.

[ingofreak]

what a douchebag

[trevbyrne]

i want whatever hes on

[RapiDEraZeR]

stop the marijuana phil ôo

[starstealer1195]

@RapiDEraZeR no way he has glaucoma 

[pranakhan]

...but I thought in Project Mayhem, we don't ask questions lol ; from the mouth of senoir Douchebag to your ears. I think you made some good points in there. Delineating a philosophy for self marketing in the entertainment field is an evolution of the corporate mission statement in a lot of ways. It gives you a foundation to build on while trying to stay true to your vision. Nice job & keep up the good work.

[JuggaloOzi]

I favourited this vid is was so not worth watching.

Great take on the new media phil.

[ChrisHugginz]

wait up.. you fired that chick...

i was wondering wtf..

[bigfish0]

Congrats on the three years with your girlfriend!

I recently got engaged. We just moved in together and we're pregnant with twins.

I hope you have many happy years with your girlfriend. :D

[KPYA88]

I have voiced over a video I made once for class, it took me about two hours to edit, but omg I hated my voice after that!! I couldn't stand the sound of it anymore! how do you do it every day???

[Nelsonfasho]

135 people sneezed before they pressed like

[secret260]

@Nelsonfasho 136

[ahlaenxna]

I like the "go out there and grab your dreams by the ass" vlogs.

[4d4jooz]

I really wanted a cookie... ='(

[llovemyllife]

Phil, Yer such a keeotay

[theFlyinglightning]

Phil, in this video you made me realize something important. Lately I've been all rapped up in getting a nice camera so I can make better videos, but I now realize that its not about that. Good videos dont come from a good camera, they come from a good mind.

[wolfenheinzer]

Do comments make people feel more loved? well here you go.

[emilylime88]

Shay was just talking about this.

[drakengardian]

your cool just wanted to put that out there

[iluvpurple911]

Check it out, I'm being rebellious!

[slimmy107]

blackbox tv is only $500 :OOOOO THEY'RE SO PRO :D

[JckJessica]

only somewhat weird? Really?

[wongLgnow]

i haz those same HD headphones :D

[xxxirisheyesxxx]

hahah hit the like button before i accidentaly offend you!!! hehe ily :D

<33

[Lolinn123]

Can you pls. e-mail me my cookie :D

[mszbeautiful1]

I missed you!! :)

[tewster]

you know whats better than viral................"ideas having sex" search that in TED talk

[xPR0xBE4ST]

Lighting change... HOLY SHIT.

[PhiLMarcio]

<--- Hottest House Music ... Sub this channel !

[BubblesNymph]

If you had a tv show that would be the best shit EVER. I would actually watch tv for that.

[650sFinnest]

are those the beats by Dre headphones or whatever? The ones that are incredibly expensive..

[JackieDiFilippo]

I hate blahbadiblah too!

[RapidPEW]

dude i'm high.

[Corificus]

Damn it I really wanted a cookie!

[djianthomas]

Thanks for all your hard work Phill.. :)

[Manodragon]

what's up with the "shatards" long-videos-like?

[shanjohnful]

it nice

[TheTrueVirus]

I CAN TELL YOU'RE STONED.

[jenna1311]

@TheTrueVirus I second that!!! He's toasty...= ]

[ICOZANE]

@jenna1311 thirded.

[sumofat5]

@TheTrueVirus lol a little creeer in the making

[NeonPandaCrumbs]

Congrats on the weight loss Phil! I have lost a total of 55lbs. You may have something to do with some of my inspiration. Thanks Phil!

[braticas]

Granted I enjoy everything you do, but I enjoy your personal vlogs the most.

[drtyngrbby]

Hey Phil! My girlfriend and I's three year anniversary was the 29th. Your a good guy.

[Amberspaz55]

is it redeemable to my tummy =(?

[josejosejose12]

nothing,nope,nada...cookie, and u sound like dane cook voice wise and ur laugh too

[psychojax]

question 3 is why you should check out sivartist's page, hes really funny and deserved more views, and i wish you could do for him what you laci green who is also amazing!

[wytherwings]

yay cookie!

[bakerybabe29]

I want mah cookie!

[jmak1211]

wow congratz for 3 years :D

[vega1221]

dude i know how long 3 years is with a gf its insane idk i broke up with mine this past yr freaked me out but u and lyns r great good luck bro ;(

[gamecrazy132]

I watched this video.

[kmf78]

I'll have a chocolate chip cookie please. Oh, and I can eat a doughnut too? YAY me :)

[ShogunRoninArtist]

Congrats Phil!

[azazelthegoat]

...or learn how to pronounce words correctly.

best line. solid work phil

[McMarlin13]

Arrogant s.o.b. 

[darkinuyasha3]

:). I love your vlogs lol. 3 years as well, that is amazing. Congratulations.

[allwayson247]

2:36 is it racist if i thought you were going to say "black people"?

[noxxyable]

Ill eat a doughnut, and I want my cookie too! :D

Shirt: I survived Philly D's Vlogs.

Rofl! Nah I'm playing. You're awesome Phil.

[AmyJWidge]

ohhhhh cookie!! gimme!

[toulouse666]

For anyone that thinks you are hard to understand:

Turn ON your brain you retard!!!

Seriously, keep up your most excellent work Phil!!!

[SoopaClay]

I WANT MY COOKIE. NOW. but 3 years o.o wow.

[SM10101010]

damn non-redeemable cookie!!!!1!!!!

[butterflysupmynoses]

Why isn't this channel a partner????

[endeverafter2]

omg longest video that almost bored me to death...from u

[04artwil]

9:00

VOICE CRACK LOL!

[GrantedSaint]

Damn I could use a cookie right now...

[AlEurak]

I kinda think they did the "Dirty-Deed" too. Just a hunch. lol

[Jonboy207]

Rockin' dem beats! How much you get paid sir?

[prinsesed1]

114 000th :)

[MrSwiftNinja]

Phil, you ain't got not pancake mix.

[silverflyingwolf12]

Yay Cookies ^^

[shad0wspree]

happy anniversary phil (:

[TheJuliaaApontee]

dude now I want a freaking cookie. awe congrats on the 3 years.

[22coltsfan22]

BOOOOYAAAA virtual cookie bitches

[22coltsfan22]

BOOOOYAAAA virtual cookie bithces

[Poppyseedsaredrugs]

view 114,000

[misskritt]

Thanks Phil! :)

this is relatable to alot of things in life, not just youtubeing! .. so thank you! :)

[BermudaCoconut]

to be honest, i was kinda fading in and out during that video...

[Luvyababe222]

@BermudaCoconut me too

[BillyL6]

i didn't watch this!

[Yanimeluvfan]

ur cute! haha ur awesome Phil

[amvbob]

I actually really enjoy when you talk about your business side. As a youtuber struggling to find my niche and start my own empire, I always love hearing the production side of things. I'm hoping to find something that sticks and takes off soon. I do consider you to be an inspiration. Of sorts. Don't let that go to your head too much. ;)

[benmen123456]

lol, "keep the dream alive!"

[SuperFlyingDonkey]

3 years is a long time but I hope to see your videos for another three years

[ShaneQful]

very interesting view on what ur life is like :)

[birddog2017]

Hi, Phil, I seem to be stuck at 238, but I am slowly getting back into walking. That should help. (I had major surgery, and been recovering slowly.)

[r0ck3t]

JAJAJAJAJA love the ending...happy 3 years man..takes big balls to held down by a chain :D

[madmusiclove]

Ah happy anniversary! So sweet, and once again you are always so inspirational! We love you Phil!

[vTylerRH]

109,453 people disobeyed phil

[AgntBlueEye]

Sounded like he said "I just got oompa loompa fucked"

[iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

Cookie?

[666ResidentEvil666]

happy anniversary Phil :D bit late but you know, better late then never right? haha :)

[KiddyFidler23]

Hi Phil these videos u make suck Dick and dont matter. Wat is the point of it all seriously stop with this shit and stop chatting to your self in a box Tit !

[bla637]

congrats on your 3 year

[findernightrose]

Hey Phil I have to say I enjoy your video's, and you do make some good points. But much like other "successful" people in their field I think you simplify your success a little too much to things like determination, talent and skills. You are right you need those to be successful and all the DIY ppl write about this kind of stuff, but there is a factor of being in the right place in the right time with the right product. Short matter you need luck too. Just something to think about.

[BiGfootOwNs]

he loves me :)

[friendito]

Hey guys, please help me by watching my volcano video to get a good grade in my geology class. Thanks :)

[GlydaNO1]

U should hav a talk show id watch it if it was on in uk

[pistxl]

i avoided this video in my sub box because it was so long, even though i love you phil. proud to say i finally got through it :p

[palkers]

Taxi Driver sequel.

[pepsiNsouthern]

U seem a bit different Phil . Wots up? :/

[KeaneSenses]

ima eat a doughnut.

[spoonman440]

yay i win a cookie! =D

[JCoreyball2]

Phil! I emailed you about doing an Android app for you, are you still interested?

[snowlionud]

Congrats on 3 years Phil!

[TheLionsDenNews]

I'd love to interview you some day Phil! Not sure when it will happen, bit it will happen :).

[Deadflyte]

i want my fucking cookie

[Pearlwig]

O.K. I won't watch it.Bye

[demonslayer55555585]

No one is in the room huh! 100000 people are in the room! And I am only one of them! Imagine! Still feeling lonely! XD