Turbo - The Board Game | Guru Larry & Ashens

[Braden123135]

FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!! Sorry, I'm a normal YouTube user...

[Goldenkitten1]

The grey cars stuck in the ice-field are the vikings.

[arvetis]

The funny thing is, the ambulance is, in general, going to win, because both players are going to prefer moving it forward over moving the other guy forward. So the ambulance will usually move forward every turn, while each player will only move forward during their turn.  The more players there are, the faster the ambulance will beat everyone.

[malindi55]

LARRY IGNORE ALL THE HATERS, YOU ARE AMAZING, YOU TOO ASHENS

[JesusChristHasAIDS]

Guru Larry got really fucking fat.

[KifIsARealBoy]

Want that Bullseye shirt so bad.

[rammymaster5034]

ashens got 3rd out of two ^_^

[mkmaster91]

xD nice :3

[darthspeaks]

I played this game before! It's fun!

[worldofwilfred]

Cannonball Run 2

[Zedacon]

Reveal your audio clip secrets to me Doctor Ashens!

[Zedacon]

I still want to know what the hell is that little audio clip at the start of the video.

[htownhomi3]

11:14 with transcripe captions on.. "delevires are pressing so hard to get that even infants will look" pure epicness

[c0Nn0Rsts94]

his laugh at 10:53 was brilliant xD

[oberlerchner123]

22:42 he's cheating :P

[BloodEssential]

god i love these vids this one just captures that day when you and your mates get the giggles

[robertwayne20]

I want this game now...



[melzymoomin888]

I like how this amused you for like half an hour :P Well done guys!!

[NS222]

omg this was my favourite boardgame when I were younger! I still have it. :O I painted all the normal cars so they had the real F1 liveries lol. So I had different teams and I held all the F1 grand prix in this game lol. I made a notebook where I posted the results of my different teams. Damn those were the days lol.

[gmmatthew1]

I actually have this game, and was considering donating it for you two to play, but it looks like I'm too late.

Also, cars move back-and-forth and side-to-side - on ICE? Even Ayrton Senna couldn't have managed that.

[LarryBundyJr]

@gmmatthew1 Aww, we've now got three copies between us now :D

But have you got any others?

[gmmatthew1]

@LarryBundyJr Only Pac-Man, which you've done loooooong ago...

[lawlore]

I now want to see "The Matrix on Ice".

[GidionX]

you two remind me of me and my friend when we're playing stupid games. all giggles and can't get a damn thing done.

[LarryBundyJr]

@GidionX Lol, thanks! It was a laugh reading the absurd rules!

[Zytherman]

I have this tucked up somewhere in my loft, I think it was this, was different by name (I think it was called "Speed way") there was an police car.

[LarryBundyJr]

@Zytherman That could have been the non-copyright version, I know there's a few variations, one with the Pole Position license too.

[DaSpaz94]

I love you ashens. Mentioning both lovecraft and the inaccuracy of horned Viking helmets. Brilliant.

[AnEvilPanda]

Stupid subscription box... FIX THE DAMN SUBSCRIPTION BOX YOUTUBE!

[Melnac]

You guys remind me of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

[MalWave]

Larry's laugh is so infectious xDD

[KrazyTAG]

13:39 << click here to skip straight to them playing the game..

[Netaro1000]

@KrazyTAG Thanks

[Arfarfarfable]

This is like an insane physics-bending Formula D.

[PinchySkree]

Skree!

[Xrocker7000]

I just whatched a half hour video of two grown men playing a board game. what have i done with my life.

[LeeShadow]

I think the dial is numbered 1-6 so you can use PROPER DICE in case the spinner breaks. I love this board game review. I'll go watch some past reviews after this.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

Genuine question: does the dumpy guy in the weird brown trousers have mental difficulties? It's cool you're making videos with him if he does :)

[OoBrosephStalinoO]

@qwertyuiopdan1 I'm glad I'm not the only who thought that, I felt like a dick thinking about it, none-the-less asking... But yes, cool indeed.

[LarryBundyJr]

@OoBrosephStalinoO Well it does still make you look like a dick for agreeing with him.

It also hurts my feelings :(

[OoBrosephStalinoO]

@LarryBundyJr I'm genuinely sorry. You're a very cool guy, and I didn't really think you would read any of these comments. I cannot stress enough how very, very sorry I am.

[TatsuMakiSeppuKyaku]

@qwertyuiopdan1 Uh, no. Larry is very intelligent, quite hilarious, and makes tons of original content of youtube on his own. Watch some episodes of "Games that Yanks can't Wank" and be informed.

[SWAnimus01]

I chuckle every time I hear "Ice Field" now. XD

[pjbolas]

Play Scrabble next :D

[jackwasjmansk8r]

gary looks younger

[Zvesda]

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of forwards and diagonals but of backwards and sideways. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of the dice roll and the blue cars. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Ice Field!

[Radicalrich34]

they remind me of Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the dead

[madcapoperator]

just what is that music at the beginning? sounds awesome

[Stug0]

Is that some H4 Zoom?

[Zedacon]

So did anyone find out what the little clip of music at the beginning is or was it something they made just for this to dodge copyright hell?

[ColonelSunny]

Low audio... :(

Other than that, great video! Always love it when Ashens and Larry do a video together!

[acemace3618]

10:54

[Magicallystoopid]

I am TOTALLY going to apply the rules of this game to my copy of Formula De some time in the near future...

[JackBabbx15]

Who wanted Ashens to win?

[DJDeCiBeL01]

This one video, in particular, really made me realize that Ashens sounds a lot like Steve Matchett (if you watch F1 on Speed, in the US, you should know who I'm talking about).

[mymomrocks8]

I'm going to send a letter to Turn 10 studios. Forza Motorsport 5 NEEDS to have an ambulance that's the fastest car in the game.

[RSCNyx]

The hell is wrong with you people? This one video is about twice as long as most of his recent ones, and it even has an awesome co-host.

Show some damn gratification, and enjoy the videos when they come out. Jeez.

[jes9044]

if normal ice is that bad, i'd hate to see black ice D:

[crossxfuse]

WHY WONT THE GODDAMN VIDEOS BUFFER ANYMORE

[wilf81]

What?.. close the door woman! The lift was stuck up a tree and my ironing board was not allowed on the rollercoaster. Yes I said at the right time you can get pig's feet on special offer.

[dragonwar524]

78 got stuck in the ice field and slid to the dislike button

[YoMothafucka34isBack]

goddamnit stuart, you're getting slow

[KAPTEN7300]

Vid Stuart , Vid (angry face)

[sausungen]

You owe us a video Stu!!! 

[SauceJockey]

WHERE'S THE VIDEO STUART

WHERE'S THE VIDEO?

[TheAltF4ToWin]

This game is like an episode of The Twilight Zone.

[trumpeter811]

YOUTUBE WHY DID YOU NOT PUT THIS IN MY SUB BOX!!!!!

[kemi242]

78 people got trapped in the ice field.

[Person432483920]

I want an ashens board game

[yofune99]

@Person432483920 a game involving throwing POP stations would be fun

[bland9876]

I solved the Bermuda triangle it's one big ice field

[VoiceOfNo1]

What song iiin the into

[SimHarrison]

ahem... delayed to upload your weekly video again, ashens?

[Pieh0]

"**NEW VIDEOS EVERY FRIDAY**"

*cough*

[dfactorxx]

@Pieh0 Quality > Quantity

[Pieh0]

@dfactorxx Not sure how that has anything to do with releasing new video's every Saturday instead of every Friday like he says on his channel. If I had said something about wanting 2+ video's every week, your comment would make sense, sadly, it does not.

[cartmanschili]

After this lets go to the pub

[PedroJuanLeonJr]

THE ICEFIELD KNOWS ALL



[MMOExplorer]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I drove into the Ice Field.

[emuunlim]

Ashens and larry are a great duo, really enjoyed this review.

[emuunlim]

Alextankian: his stomach ends from your end to the groin which can be found at the bottom of your mouth. There are some cruel peeps in this world.

[DazNoobs]

coming 3rd out of 2

[alextankian]

Where does that guy's stomach end and groin begin!!?!?!

[alextankian]

Ashens is great but then the other guy... jeez, frontal arse or what?!

[LarryBundyJr]

@alextankian Wow, judging people by their physical appearance, how fucking shallow are you?

[alextankian]

@LarryBundyJr I'm not exactly judging your appearance, to be honest I'm worried for your health.

[LarryBundyJr]

@alextankian If you knew anything abotu me, you wouldn't need to.

[alextankian]

@LarryBundyJr Tell me about it then

[LarryBundyJr]

@alextankian How about you check my videos.

[Mattysiphonetech]

@LarryBundyJr oh how you make me laugh and alexankian you just got done over!

[DazNoobs]

Dont you know anything about F1 racing. Of course theres loads of physics involved, the other day i was driving my car and pop, i was in another dimension. Had to read the manual of the universe while the sheep people tried to break into my car which apparently can travel through the space time continuum with their laser antlers

[Atty117]

Mwaah haha

[simTransporter]

I wonder why there is a pause at 00:17?

[slackz86]

Geez on right of screen you need to go out jogging instead of playing 1980 board games, shit, do you never want to get layed what you been eating??? Babys?

[Sil4s]

@slackz86

People like you ruin awesome videos. You, spammers, trolls, those who mention the dislike bar and/or relation to Beiber or GaGa and those who take arrows to the knee.

Fine, I still occasionally enjoy a good Skyrim reference.

[Muminballs]

@slackz86 Geez, you need to go out redoing elementary school instead of posting comments on Youtube, shit, do you never want to get layed what you been learning the English language?

Nothing?

[Ixdriftz]

Larrys awesome fuck you

[wolfdribble]

@Ixdriftz i concur.

[cartmanschili]

my god the spinners wont stop spinning OVER THE ICE FIELD

[grahamersguy]

You have been done over. The game doesnt use dice it had a dash board instead of them. It's on the box!

[jsmithtraceur]

@grahamersguy They changed the dashboard out in the beginning

[stridermt2k]

You guys are completely silly. Wish I could have been there. :|

[ArtypNk]

All the static cars probably belonged to now long dead drivers, who entered the ice field, and became lost in time.

[hayley91210]

How did this even get on YouTube it's the biggest pile of shit eve why would you whant to sit there and watch someone play a board game let alone play one your self

[GreatPelicanMan]

@hayley91210 So when you clicked on the video titled 'Turbo: The Board Game', you were expecting it to be a Justin Breadbin music video?

There's lots of non board game related content just waiting for your vacuity.

[Error52QFG]

@hayley91210 This is tricky, but...you...could...not watch it.

Crazy, right?

[Rixy000]

Rockin' the Bully shirt I see Larry! Nice! :D

[Mattysiphonetech]

larry will get so many more people looking at his channel because of this you very kind man you :L ahaha

[LarryBundyJr]

@Mattysiphonetech Lol, I had a couple new subs thanks to this video :D

[Mattysiphonetech]

@LarryBundyJr ah yeah well you gotta do what you gotta do :D

[Welshsico]

Is that ambulance supposed to be a saftey car of something.. still doesnt make sense.

[KaiserTota]

10:54 NAZGUL!

[MrNonox]

God, I could watch you two play board games all day.

[LarryBundyJr]

@MrNonox Well we've done three so far, so that's about an hour and a half of your day ^_^

[Ajayw1991]

Damn that Larry guy is a pain in the ass

[LarryBundyJr]

@Ajayw1991 Go fuck yourself :D

[NXMT]

18:45 That's a Troy McClure moment right there.

[every1lovesamush]

I managed 6 minutes before Larry annoyed me enough to stop watching.

[Pinwormx]

Bigger dude is busting up.

[LarryBundyJr]

@Pinwormx Lol, You should have seen the bits we cut out :D

[wafle14]

12 minutes in can't stop laughing at the instructions

[LarryBundyJr]

@wafle14 :D Thanks dude!!!

[LarryBundyJr]

@wafle14 Yeah, we had to keep them in for that reason!

[TheProlaps97]

OMG where's ashens suit and red tie!!!!! Like if you agree!!!

[ftgv1]

What is the source of the song in the beginning. Groovy tune...

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@MINTDANGER Oh no.

[Smaxxist]

Is it just me or does to board's art actually look a lot like one of those pop station "screenshots"?

[DylRicho]

@Smaxxist Now you come to mention it, it does actually. O.o

[Mocha2007andcoco]

I was LMAO for the 30 minutes, but the ice field made it 5. :P

[CaptainRufus]

This game is certainly no Formula De that's for sure. (An awesome F1 style boardgame.)

[MrTrain4]

what is the song at the beginning? it stuck in my head!

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

sorry does anyone speak any english

[ThatBum42]

Ashens: Hang on! That's no good because gravity is pulling them down towards the 6!

Larry: Why don't you hover it over the ice field, maybe that would help?

Ashens: Yes! MY GOD IT WON'T STOP SPINNING!

Oh..derp.

[goremini181]

You guys are at least 20% cooler.

[Cannonsilencer]

@goremini181 ...In 10 seconds flat?

[Izzard]

Always fun to see people cracking up - this video cheered me up on a rubbish day! :D

[TrickRider58]

I want to see a film adaptation of Turbo. The first 30 minutes are a typical "Days of Thunder"-like racing film which is followed by a 2 hour long, "Ultimate Journey"-style exploration of the Icefield as a sort of nightmarish version of the Interstate.

[nexviper]

!dleif eci eht ni seye deen t'nod uoY

[SwingStu]

Watching this video before my Physics exam so I have all possibilities covered

[SwingStu]

One does not simply drive into the ice field.

[TheShortGirl666]

@SwingStu F-ck yeah!

[Sephazon]

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[tvpnbb]

Is the opening theme from anywhere or did you just make it specially for this?

[Jarren202]

@tvpnbb It sounds very much like 80's Italo Disco, but even though I'm a massive fan of that style I don't know this song.

For example, check out Wish Key - Orient Express for a similar sound.

[tvpnbb]

@Jarren202 I know, it also sounds like 80s synthpop (e.g. Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams).

[Autre31415]

You have now entered... The Ice Field

[simTransporter]

try writing a comment in the icefield...

[T2rx6]

Also the ambulance in the actual game was ridiculous.

You'd just hear it and it'd zoom by and take off into the distance.. And I recall the ice as you'd slide back and forth when trying to steer.

[r4rev2]

i have 467characters remaining :P

[r4rev2]

T̾̒̽͊͏̘̮̬͡Ḩ̶̖͉̤͆̐͂̒͊E͕ͨ͑̿̿̑ͫ̚­­͓̯̲ͅR̝̖̤̹ͤ̔͌͑̀E̟̻̟̱̳͋ͥ͗ͣ̂̏͛̚ ̷͇̺̖̭̗͚̥͌̉ͮI̖̫͚̩ͧͬ̿̈́ͦ̃̓́Ş̵̽ͬͧ­­̺̙̹̲̭̖̬̻̜ ̆͊͋͐҉̻̻͓̩̕ͅṆ͙̝̩̰̳̳̑̓͌̿͢͞͡O̊̓ͯ­­̢̭͙͎͉̻ ̡̯̣̠̞̩̦̒ͧĚ̜̮̱͎̖̙̮̲̓̋͐ͫS̿̏̏̎̉̍­­̫̠͓̱̩C̼̹̯ͩ̐͌̓̅̂̍͢A̗̣̹͖ͪ̿ͯͣ̃͜͝­P­͎̩̲̩͖͎̪͓̀͑ͩ̅́͟E̶̢͈̲̜ͩ̃̽͂ͭ͑ͬ̈ ͉̬̯̖̜̯͉ͤͦ̀̄̚ͅF̶̨̺̥͍̬͈̙͔͕̉ͧ̑̈̈̍­­Ṙ̗͎̝͔̫͕̹͂ͪͭ̈͒͊͞Ô̵̯ͥ̓͌̒̊ͯ̃͡M­̇­̢̥̣̱͉̼̠̼͍̉̾ͮ̕ ͙͚̰̙͎̲̬͚́̋ͨ͋̅̀T̵̥̤̥̮̲͍̲͌̑̿ͥ̅̀͞­­̖H̭̞͈̏̏̆̚̕E͕̻̻͖͕̜̰̯̽͂͆̔̿́ ̮̋ͨͦ̒Į̗͇̲͈̈́͐ͩC̙̹̻̈ͧ̀͜Ē̩̟͗ ͕̣̤̲̳̱̗̾̇̏̽̆ͨ͛͢F̡̰͖̭̖̞ͪ̉̕I͌̎ͪ̏­­̶͉̟̬̟ͭ̓̔͐E͖̥̱͆̃̊̑̂̽͞Lͫ͌ͬ͋ͤ̿ͤ͟­̤­̖͔D̺ͣͣ̑͛ͮ̎̏̚

[r4rev2]

@r4rev2 hi me

[FireMocha]

How does an ambulance beat a formula car in speed?

[theHypercat]

larry <3

[Fuzzthefurr]

I laughed so hard, I choked on skittles. ;_;

[Fuzzthefurr]

AAAHH! You have a TORSO?! I thought you were just two disembodied arms and a cardboard cutout of a person behind a camera to be seen in reflections!

[ChainsawVsGod]

I could barely understand what the Larry was saying.

[Bili5]

What a piece a shit of a game

[marstrenght]

11:11



[FireDragonKaryu]

Not heard of it? I still have mine with all the contents! =D

I looked after my stuff as a kid <_<

[eyepatchinc]

is that a fart at about 5:59?

[Crystal3lf]

That guys laugh is like a squealing pig.

[ERIKASPAMIDORAS]

why is ashens covering he's boner?

[MrDeverill]

Larry isn't funny. What the fuck noise was that at 11:55

[LarryBundyJr]

@MrDeverill You're being mean :D I am funny so.

Steve says i'm funny!

[xDanielx2016]

I see a green background, which means I can't wait to see some funny mash ups!

[stude444]

this game, actually looks pretty fun.