Intel Ad: Jokes

[Antiunfunktasticize]

"Our jokes are not like your jokes."

Ahh smart people. Fat assholes who think they hold the world in their hands, thet they're above everyone else and we're all just worthless little rats meandering through life, oblivious to everything that's going on around us, only good for killing and dying.

What enlightened individuals.

[Alfrey619]

@Antiunfunktasticize I think you're overreacting a little bit...

[DaFish1337]

@Antiunfunktasticize Of course are they holding the world in their hands, since the world depends on their products...

[demon4411]

@Antiunfunktasticize Intel is at the head of the world in microprocessors. Take your mobile phone, ipod, computer, laptop or whatever and throw them in furnaces and see how long you last. Because clearly you spend so much time on the internet reading about Daoism that without your PC perhaps you would be enlightened to what the world is about mmm little girl?

[Antiunfunktasticize]

@demon4411 Hey everybody! Stop the presses! We got ourselves a tough guy here.

Also, I have no idea what Daoism is. I'm sure it's some internet crap so I won't even research it.

Also I use a 4 year old AMD computer, just because it's cheaper, I have no preference. Either way, people like you and Intel (and anything else even remotely related to technology manufacturing interests) need to get your heads out of your asses. You're not special, and a new fad won't immortalize you.

[demon4411]

@Antiunfunktasticize AMD is shit, daoism is a religion, and technology is the double edged blade driving us to not killing ourselves AND killing ourselves at the same time. Beautiful, isnt it?

[NoShit12]

I would love to bang that blonde....

[nambinhvu]

@NoShit12 The dude from 0:01 - 0:23 ? lmfao XD

[Tulchick1994]

only nerds would understand this.

I understood,and i fucking lmao!!!!

[Alfrey619]

@Tulchick1994 shut up you fucking retard.

[Tulchick1994]

@Alfrey619

No you.

cant you understand jokes?

you are fucking retarted if you didnt understood.

[Alfrey619]

@Tulchick1994 You're a retard saying that you need to be a nerd to get this.

I bet you are just one of those hipsters who say that there a nerd...

so shut the fuck up

[Tulchick1994]

@Alfrey619

Dude, why are you have so many hate in you?

i said it as a joke.

[Alfrey619]

@Tulchick1994 very funny joke...

[alexphazon]

LOL! i'm laughing! so that makes me smart! :) not...

[nadine89er]

lol. 'i changed it to a plus'

[hanahgray]

OH NO HE DIDNNT!

[BloodszAryan]

I would like a glass board like they have so then everything can look more confusing on the board when the color contrast isn't right. SO MUCH FUNN!!!

[bouchandre]

can someone explain the joke to me?

[007Danikiller007]

its really funny, because that plus means that we all would get blown out into space instead of holden by gravitation :)

[nikanj]

I want on of those whiteboards. Beats working on a mirror/window.

[Zeldakitteh]

I would like a blackboard like they have.

[DoubleM55]

uibu xbt gvooz :)

[NoShit12]

this was actually funny, lol.

If you're a Computer Geek/Nerd, you'll probably laugh your ass off of this AD, lol.

[Rost1366]

у айтишников такие шутки

[DL6CZ]

Actually in modern solid state physics Feynman diagrams are a very common tool. After all they are both using the same framework.

[compupranks]

Did they sing dumb du du du dumb or bumb bu bub bu bumb?

[dannyboyinxs]

@compupranks they actually sing "bum, bum bu bu bum do dee doop woop shababadah do-deep, boo wup"

Thank me later.

[007Danikiller007]

a friend told me that this plus would mean that all mater would be blown out deep into space

[demon4411]

@007Danikiller007 :L intel is a semiconductor company not CERN, the equation is most likely jibberish

[AKaGAUSS]

This can only be funny to a nerd and i was laughing for 30 minutes :D

[sonicfan7]

HAHA EPIC, they've change it into a PLUS. Nice prank :D

[delpher32exe]

i hope they won't do that in processor's firmware

[clubpenguin1help]

@delpher32exe processors have no firmware hurr

[delpher32exe]

@clubpenguin1help bios, whatever

[clubpenguin1help]

@delpher32exe They don't have bioses either. :P That's something that the motherboards have. (which intel does not manufacture) and thus, you're saying nonsense.

[delpher32exe]

@clubpenguin1help anyway they have some ROM which contains data about manufacturer, cores etc

[machvelocy]

dude wat?

[JinChenMoZRC]

I see nothing abnormal about this? Maybe it's because the first thing I noticed was the Feynman diagram in the upper right hand corner.

[BboyFranki3]

lol. this is fukin hilarious

[crazywalliebby]

hahaha omfg cute!

[roflcopterdotcom]

3 people went AMD, sucks for them.

[gitghetto]

@roflcopterdotcom actually AMD is cheaper with about equal performance, with only a slightly shorter life.

[Ormaaj]

What would Intel be doing with Feynman diagrams?

[misspretty926]

fuckn funny

[caogia18]

Girls generation ~~~~



[FinOsin9]

"BONG~ BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG~" LOLLL

haha, I love it <3333

As a S-one, fan of Korean girlband - "Girls' Generation"....I'm sooooo HAPPY when hear My Girls will become represents Intel ^^~

Intel and Girls' Generation~~~~ fighting!!!!!!!!

[jack390]

CRAP! are those seriously the types of equations they do there!!! OMG! i have to give them ALOT more credit now! O.O

[jnovakan]

Quite a hillarious ad on its own but my thoughts went immediatelly back to the 90's:

wiki - Pentium_FDIV_bug

Even back then not many people shared Intel's sense of humour.

[matox1001]

perfect :) and another similar math joke: watch?v=ISrhj2br4F0&NR=1 :D

[p3nguin5BEATALL]

i lol'd so hard when i seen this !! xD

[O0oSorousho0O]

Haha changing the sign before the langrage multiplicator when calculating max Shannon entropy is going to yield a minimum non diffused result. Hilarious XD

[b2311e]

I fucked a girl named intel last night.

Afterwards, she had a sore bum, bum bum bum bum

[sarathapova]

@b2311e haaaaa haaaaa! rofl!

[chester0937]

I really dont get dis...

[Arakmatzu]

I really do not want to use microprocessing that every one else uses... We need a market where different CPU architectures can compete, not just CPU manufactures like Intel and AMD..... but Different Architectures... otherwise... this sounds like an CPU Architecture monopoly....

[Nadirion1]

@Arakmatzu maybe there were many architectures competing in 80s-90s but x86 turned out to be the best? Have you thought about that?

[devrerffs]

Hahahah very funny=P Intels funny commercials make me consider buying intel^^

[stefan21913]

oh,very fuuny!!lol

[RulenneClarissa]

I'm taking higher maths in IB right now, and one of my classmates showed me this commercial saying "this is us in the future"

[scotplane]

thumbs up if you laughed at the joke! (your'e a geek like me!)

[TraustiGeir]

This really goes for a lot workplaces. I bet the jokes at a dentists office and at an auto-repair shop are equally different.

[managarm1349]

finally some really funny ads...not those "you need to buy our stuff or else u´re likely to die"

[typhoonmike99]

I'm glad I don't find that funny

[virtual21ghost]

AWESOME ONE

[cky2250]

this is my amd joke: "I am an all AMD computer i am made of AMD cpu and ATI gpu. I love to play games with myself. And laugh at other computer that can move and have another brain chip called Intel. I’m more superior then the inferior chips that are feed by a silver spoon." by cky2250

[Paraclete333]

Pommmmmmm...

Pom-pom-pom-POM!!

[2fast4all]

so did that plus make everything slow?

[Paraclete333]

@2fast4all No, this represents the speed of Intel processors. After the other guy came in, He spoted that something's wrong.

[SOFFY35]

i pissed myself too XD

[FTiChannel]

hahahahahahaha

[TheAlienSpoon]

Boy, this one cracks me up every single time! :D

[jordan010203]

I changed!! =D

Pam!!

pam pam pam PAM! (8)

[eatcarpet]

...that was dumb.

[2007excalibur2007]

But I changed it to a plus!

[Komelika]

This is a great ad. Only one problem, I work for Intel and I have never seen anyone wear a tie! Not even Paul Otellini!

[AmyK1l]

LMFAO best advert ever.. i pmsl'd when i 1st saw it XD (Y) xoxox

[pg1979]

What a classic ad. So simple. So funny. The laugh of the guy is great... It's like he has just done the funniest thing the world has ever seen. Brilliant.

[bigwill2910]

best ad ever!!!!

[AsianCrackhead91]

EPIC......so funny

[bluemountainskaters]

man this gets me everytime haha

[yatherereal101]

every time i watch it im just just like lmao and mums like wtf?

[TheDaniel46]

Thats awesome! Its the kind of thing i'd do..

.. sadly.

[123MMAADD123]

I loled

[zekle45]

lol

[supahsme]

i pissed myself laughing sooo hard when it came on tv. and my family were just looking at me like 'it's not that funny'

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, i could barely breathe. And the guy's laughter makes it even more funny.

I~LOVE~NERDS..<3

[ROBBIETANNOUS]

lol

[annfokker]

intel is the best.... but first is Nvidia :D

[n0y0x]

but they're not really competitors

yet anyways

[Rick24465]

hahaaha so good

[charisma343]

LOLLLLLL i got that!! hahahaha im gonna go n tell my parents now, n crack up laughing at their inability to get the joke... =P

[lucario1909]

I actually Understand that Formula

the fact is it realy is Funny

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[jackyfan]

elaborate or assume the position of sounding stupid.

[belgopeenstokje]

lol

[xDjAsOnF]

lawll

[CRalph3122]

This is so like "The Big Bang Theory",k like something Sheldon would say/do.

[sssddwxg]

well uh DER thats exactly what i just said

[sssddwxg]

and when i got it i cracked up like a kookaburra

[sssddwxg]

i only just got this the sum he changed is jx95y - but he changed - to + wich = 12 but its meant to =35

[gxs22654]

uhhh....is that like theoretical physics or something?

[rizwaniqb]

Suppah crazy :D -

[mrwilliwizard]

lol

[rawwrJess12]

duude, funnest thing ever :P

[xLucy818]

lol i laughed so hard when i saw this :)

[maccabillabong]

fuken best add out, pissa

[BigJim2]

LOL i laughed that is what is sad!

[morgushong]

fuckin hilarious

[ecsyntric]

He spotted that sign change pretty quick. Hope that doesn't make it into production!