Quentin Tarantino telling the best joke ever

[brendenkillough]

haha...This scene was very Tarantino-ish !! xD

[digitallykilla]

how can i like this add

[brybry19871987]

He was freat in Duck till dawn too, come to think of it, I think that was Clooneys best acting too.

[TheOwnerofFightClub]

Classic Tarantino

[sixamsedna]

whoa, what the hell is this?

[hampsterMSR]

@sixamsedna BITCH BE COOL

[sixamsedna]

@hampsterMSR you ain't Sam L Jack

[ZonixxPaladin]

Thats what she said

[i4gotmyoldaccountpw]

What movie is this? Its relevant to my interests.

[C4RL0Z479]

@i4gotmyoldaccountpw Desperadoe, by Robert Rodriguez.

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

dick-glass,dick-glass dick-glass dick glass

[G0ldstonE]

3 tomatoes are walking down the street...

[CaptainIshida]

@G0ldstonE Baby tomato, momma tomato, papa tomato. The baby tomato starts laggin' behind, so the papa tomato goes back and squishes him and says "Hey, ketchup!"

[srbaruchi]

Great joke, told by a master. If I may tweak just one thing, I'd end it not with "you'd be happy" but "... you'd think it was fucking hilarious."

[LordOfAllMoths]

he was so funny in Pulp Fiction, and he played a suspiciously great crazy guy in From Dusk 'till Dawn. Oh yeah and he is a superb director.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

alot of people dont recognize this, but Tarintino can be fucking hilarious!

[KesserCFC4eva]

Y U NO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH?

[AppleAssassin]

Reminds me of the real hustle

[bojanks15]

what movies this from?

[mystGarf]

@bojanks15 its from the movie desperado

[thesinner922]

CHEECH IS A STAIGHT UP MAD KILLA HELL YE

[EdiBlazE]

What did the penis say to the condom?? Cover me...im going in

[SupersonicMojoJojo]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS THE EVIL CHEECH FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!MAN!!!!!!

[OMFGcataFAN1]

wtf this guy who has 6 sub's and 1 videos got youtube partner wtf ?

[nekomajin6]

why the guy gets killed never understand that part

[StarWarsMoments]

@nekomajin6 He didn't check out, meaning when the dude on the phone called to verify who they were, he was a stranger.

[bobdy9988]

Anyone else actually debating trying this? :D

[tljkoap]

I love the big goofie laugh at the end

[TheSecondR]

Is this from that movie where Antonio Banderas has a gun in his guitar case?

[analdevestation]

@TheSecondR Yup

[sparkytrick]

@analdevestation What movie is this exactly? Between this scene and "Antonio Banderas has a gun in his guitar case" I can tell it's good.

[MonkeyHunch]

@sparkytrick Desperado!

[MonkeyHunch]

@TheSecondR Yes frickin excellent film Desperado!!

[HiralShah00]

the best joke is his face

[MunchMyDong]

2:30 hes so happy.

[EskilIsDaShit]

Omg, that feelt kind of grouse that he countinued his beer after that...

[krackerflaterpater]

@1Minute60Seconds no, its a movie called desperato

[1Minute60Seconds]

From what movie is this from<???? reseservoir dogs????

[diduhear]

turn up the volume on the clip prick

[thatdutchguy420]

what movie is this

[Shift8YawnsShift8]

@thatdutchguy420 Desperado

[DXfanization]

I love how he takes a slurp of his beer and THEN says: "THIS reminds me of a joke!!!"

[aplusmedia]

desperado

[LovithianMcvard]

I Laughed Finally at the End When ''He Didnt Check Out''

[AL2000FL]

GREAT FUCKIN JOKE , I TOLD A DRUNK BRO AND HE PISSED HIS PANTS ,HAHAHAHAHAH , AL ---QUENTIN RULE'S !

[Skuksy]

DAMMIT!!!!! The guy sitting on Tarantino's right was kinda hot - until he fucken smiled!!!!!!

[willlliw]

its funny cause the guy doesn't have front teeth

[MrGziss]

cruzados!

[ebonics4everyone]

I read somewhere that QT played the famous "gimp' character in PF. 

[xXTopRaManXx]

Ok here's the best one ive heard, reply if you hear a better one. So two buddies were out huntin deer. One guy was aiming down the sight and says to his buddy, "hey I can see your house from here, and I see your wife cheating on ya!" His buddy turns to him and says I'm sick and tired of that girl cheating on me, shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts". His friend aims down the scope and says "no worries, I can get that with one bullet"

[tjwhalan]

@xXTopRaManXx Whyd the chicken cross the road?

[SophomoreShore]

For all of you hating on Tarantino's acting, you can't tell me you didn't like the Jimmy scene in Pulp Fiction

[alexokatana]

@SophomoreShore he knows he can´t act, that why he plays himself on his scenes

[ebonics4everyone]

@SophomoreShore Everybody liked the idea of dead nigger storage, cos it makes sense. 

[TheGoodCasino]

@SophomoreShore he overacted in pulp fiction a bit, but this man has character and genius,but still you got to admit he's pretty fucking funny.

[ThatChefHouse]

@SophomoreShore don't forget From Dusk Til Dawn

[wagnerzm15]

@SophomoreShore i liked pulp fiction, but hated tarantino in it, should stay behind the camera

[KaiTendo174]

@SophomoreShore I love Tarantino's acting :D

[whatismyname5151]

@SophomoreShore I love tarantino's acting I dont know why people dont!

[ozzy7149]

wtf movie is this???

[athox]

Tarantino is like the epitome of bad movie cliches, both in acting and directing. This scene is no exception.

[TheDoctorMcGuinness1]

Thats a long ass joke =P with a great ending

[loopstheloop]

sneh

[ansiaaa666]

fuck the loud intro bitch

[cheesynounou]

what movie is this 

[ReggaeRevan]

@cheesynounou the movie is DESPERADO

whit ANTONIO BANDERAS, TARANTINO & SALMA HAYEK

[gopats19]

One of the least funniest jokes ever

[aba2185]

hah lol

[TheBobsmithers]

lol cheech

[majorporpoise]

what movie is this?

[tehwat94]

Meh.

[whoiswhobutwho]

Dumbest joke ever.

[MrWarcraftPlayer]

The great thing is that he probably barely had to act for this, this is just how he is =)

[HotsDonutz]

@MrWarcraftPlayer Tarantino act? If there is something Tarantino can not do it's acting

[alucard1931]

@HotsDonutz

Although this is a Rob Rodriguez flick, it's been a known fact that Tarantino is the worst part of his own movies whenever he is in front of the camera.

[TomBrandon121]

@HotsDonutz He's not a bad actor by any means... Obviously acting isn't his forte, but he gives an adequate performance every time he is on screen. Besides, I think he knows he isn't the greatest actor in the world, hence why he only ever casts himself small roles.

I love Tarantino, I think he's a genius of a man...

[MsMydaisy]

It's so awesome that Tarantino and Rodriguez give each other parts in their movies.

[MajorJakobs]

which movie is this?

[chibigrunt]

@MajorJakobs It's mentioned in the top comment: Desperado, written by Robert Rodriguez.

[xGamerx737]

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[DaDudeDempsey]

WTF how did he miss from there?

[madhat1979]

@DaDudeDempsey eeeh ya, he didn't miss, that guy is clearly dead.

[Forkhead21]

"hey guess what...chicken butt!"

[lgman83]

Cheech only aims for laundry baskets and undercover cop's loafers.

[rher08]

The moral of this clip: Don't tell Cheech jokes..

[Mullahgrrl]

@rher08 Or rather do?

[MrGziss]

@rher08 so true...ive been re-visiting their movies lately in my collection. some pretty genius stuff they did...

[TonyTheSamurai]

@rher08 surely the moral here is DO tell Cheech jokes

[JohnACorp782]

@rher08 More like: You better be sure you check out before telling this.

[LitttlePersianBoy]

what movie is this from?

[cinemapsycho91]

@LitttlePersianBoy Desperado (1995).

[LitttlePersianBoy]

@cinemapsycho91 thnx :)

[cinemapsycho91]

@LitttlePersianBoy ANYTIME!!!

[SHiTJuFro743]

why the fuck did this have an ad??

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@SHiTJuFro743 Because you don't have adblock and the adblock ad block list that you need to download to tell youtube to eat itself.

[xUltanium]

@SHiTJuFro743 Because Youtube is being Youtube.

[MUFFINHEAD1985]

His films?

[Bad2daBone447]

shit joke wasted 2:36 mins of my life

[gamhacked]

The dude's face at 2:30 the frame before he gets shot is HILARIOUS!

[Rachulie]

is he is such a fucking arrogant asshole in real life or is it just a coincidence from what interviews ive seen on tv?

[GoblinWizardry]

@Rachulie Everyone wants privacy, and i don't see him as an arrogant asshole, why should he be friendly to people who come up to him all the time, i say that the assholes are the paparazzi.

[Herc2770]

So thats what happened to The Count from Sesame Street.

He got shot in the head.

[wolfetom1]

what movie is this???

[juggalizzle4izzle]

@wolfetom1 desperado



[the2009guy]

Thtat's so funny, i'm pissing all over ma screen XD

[Klayyboyy75]

Wait... What!?!

[Snako85]

what movie is this

[chokingonfoot]

@Snako85 If I were to guess, I'd say "From Dusk till Dawn," because Tarantino starred in it, and the bartender is a Robert Rodriguez regular.

[meezocool]

@chokingonfoot Thats cheech marin.

[TheSkunkrocker]

@chokingonfoot Cheech doesn't play the Bartender in FDTD though, that's Danny Trejo. I think this is Desperado.

[chokingonfoot]

@TheSkunkrocker Yeah, I think you're right. It is Desperado.

[hispaniccheese]

I don't get it...

[HELLMUTIL]

@hispaniccheese Are you serious?

[DWNelson90]

no more likes, you already got 666, thats evil enough

[deimantasz1]

nice joke :D

[shawseriously]

cheech marin!!!

[Klayyboyy75]

HahJhHhHhhhhaahahahahah. Piss in his mouth

[reglozs]

YEAH!!! Fucking epic classic joke of all fucking mother fuckin' times!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adharani3]

The film is Desperado

[Costionny]

wich film is it?

[FuckThePolitics]

i heard this joke from French comedian Coluche on a 1970 CD :

"Tax inspector: hey buddy you never pay taxes and you're a billionaire!

Guy: It's just I bet and always win. For example, I bet you 10 million Francs you have cube balls! In front of a witness!

*1 day after, with the witness*

TI: Let's do this! Here are my balls!

Guy: Lemme see these.

*touches*

Oh, they're not cubes...

TI: There! You lost!

Guy: Yeah but I bet 100 million Francs with the witness I could touch a Tax Inspector's balls!"

[DiNunno]

Fag...

[kolasis91]

was that freaking cheach? what movie is this?

[MrPatrickBrunton]

@kolasis91 Desperado

[kolasis91]

@MrPatrickBrunton ty



[Infurnas]

Too bad he got shot in the head about 5 minutes later

[peoplegoboom100]

Why'd he shot the guy at the end? I'm confussed :P

[Cannibalzz]

I heard this one years ago.  I dont like it when they tell old jokes in movies- it's lazy, write your own jokes.

[QC51]

@Cannibalzz ur an idiot.. this is an old movie. he did write his own jokes. wow.

[wayneready]

@Cannibalzz

lmao, your an idiot man. The people that told you the joke years ago got the joke from this movie. This movie came out a long time ago. Plus Tarantino writes all of his own shit., and that fact

Get your facts straight you god damn moron.

[nightcrow90]

@Cannibalzz U PWND HIM BIG TIME!

[CurtisDoverY0]

@Cannibalzz victory sip! cheers to you brother

[06pag]

@Cannibalzz No offense, but you probably didn't look hard enough if he's the dumbest person you saw. Just saying.

[wolferlwa]

@Cannibalzz Flawless Victory!:)

[4thirteenproductions]

@wayneready that joke is FAR older than the movie. trust me

[angryafghan]

Ah man awesome! Saw the film years ago, completely forgot about this gem of a line!

[Ziruex]

this is rodrigues movie desperado...

[Luchris12777]

This is from "From dusk till dawn"

[Alonsovid204]

@Luchris12777 no, desperados

[headlikeahole456]

@Luchris12777 no it's not

[dabe95]

which movie is this?

[CtrolokDoncov]

what movie

[BattleCanoe]

CHEECH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! D:

[atalina08]

Didnt this scene get edited out?

[GTAwalkthroughsPC]

@atalina08 No.

[ZombieMegaman]

Pause @ 2:21.....Now THAT'S some funny shit huh?

[VisibleGaming]

24 people disliked this video, because the moral of the video did not appeal to there taste. This video scored unsatisfactory in there books. so they simply. DISLIKED IT.

[eirikwegga]

@VisibleGaming Yeah 24 people blah blah kill yourself. Did you read the top rated comment on this video?

[VisibleGaming]

@VisibleGaming DID YOU READ WHAT I SAID. IT GOES AGAINST 24 PEOPLE "HATE OR W.E" THIS COMMENT YOU DIPSHIT.

[KingHobum]

Somebody please try this in real life.

[ubuntuozo]

One of Robert Rodriguez's movie's, probably.

[Ksimp9]

is this from jackie brown, thats the only QT movie I haven't seen. that was a pretty good joke.

[ubuntuozo]

@Ksimp9 Found it, it's from Desperado.

[EZ3Xicano]

Cheech Marin!!! Oshit, I better bring my bong!

[JunoShades]

And that act was called....."The Aristocrats"!

[TheYemeniDude]

24 people got splashed by the piss

[theSavageHippie]

never noticed that the bartender is Cheech Marin

[BrainCandy11]

LOL @ He's pissing on the phone.

[angrypirat2]

yeah cheech got a job!!

[skatepunkzero]

Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino are both Film genius'.

They need to make a another new movie soon

[leivadaros]

rofl at the 2 top comments

[119fatty]

what movie is this from?

[sunnybwoii]

@119fatty the movie is Desperado.

[Victorgoleche75]

Dick Glass Dick Glass Dick Glass Dick Glass

[cinemapsycho91]

24 people lost the bet and got pissed on.

[scab2341]

I love the way the two highest rated comments are looking right now...

[jlawton22]

Desparado.

[5emtio4yra]

How come every time i pull that joke in a bar, the bartender always shoots the guy beside me

[smoothcriminal7033]

pffffffffff he's pissing all over the place pffffffffff

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Lol @ how the guy dies laughing at a shitty joke.

[noeemartinez]

I dont get it

[jtunkelo]

left out the best part in the clip.... "you.... you checked out just fine"