Arabian Sumo Wrestlers (Story Time)

[lildaddysgirl16]

arabian sumo wrestler from kentucky..... epic

[JudedarkWolf]

Im from kentucky, and this shit is hilarious.

[Zenon707]

And then Edward materialized out of the philosiphers stone because you said dwarf, and he ranted in a super long rant about how he's not a midget just because he wasn't a drgon, and wasn't a super cool inhuman human being like aswald and didn't have a cool name like him as well, and aswald pointed his magic wand at him, and turned him into a stuffed animal and then that dragon who's wing got shot flopped on top of the stuff animal and penis cried out my cousin! i just ran out of writing space XD

[Zenon707]

Did you dream of smurfs the night before?

[MiserableCupCakes]

tahahah ur fuckin awesome!

[samona27]

this is soooooo funnie



[TheFirecracker193]

that waz fucking amazing you are awsome

[XthatonegirlXx]

is your elbow ok ??? damn elbow pain making you loose your creativity

[RawrForMeSteph]

SHUT UP DOGG

[VOXS2]

lol your so awesome bro.. love how u go all crazzy and all love it.. rock on man.. keep the good work.

[yukiluvsraves]

O.O....haha funnie xD

[JimiPikku]

i haven't seen all your vids can you do a video that i can see your dog :D ?

[ilikezombieification]

dir sir you have earned my like 1000 times over

[zlh1996]

*one

[zlh1996]

Lol at your accents, especially the German ne :P

[annann221]

A lot of language O.O But it was flippin hilarious and I loved it ^.^ <3 I definitely told my friends and I'm showing my other friend this tomorrow when she comes over xD

[bvblover1998]

u r sooooo funny!! i luv u soo!

[MeowMeowCat666]

I'm going to tell you I love you on all of your videos until you love me back.... K cool. :)

[2thetippitytop]

No!! You are deffinately supposed to think about penises! :[O

[tricksters1997]

i like how i was really depressed before i watched this and then after i watched this i was wayy happy!

[CrusnikO5]

I don't think this comment really fits on this video, but whatever. ^.^ : you should do a cover on Lamb of God's Again We Rise.

[xxxArmsOfSorrow66xxx]

Where the hell do you come up with an Arabian Sumo Wrestler with a country accent from?!?!?! Freakin genuis!!

[xxxArmsOfSorrow66xxx]

Viruses love you apparently! haha

[PhosphrescentEssence]

Haha. You make me smile. :)

[XRecieXrazorXbladeX]

btw ur smile is hawtt!!! :)

[XRecieXrazorXbladeX]

U look like you give good hugs :) i want one :)

[PeopleILove101]

Omg Loving the hair mate and ur voice has changed so much, Love ya tho hehehehe x

[ImTotalMetal]

WHAT KIND OF CRACK...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[jacoblover51]

Hahah lmao ur epic I love all ur vids :P love all ur accents

[66greenstar]

lol You have awesome issues xD u my friend are friken awesome!!

[krit1luvs1yew]

DUDE!! give me some of your crack!! PWEEEZE?? ;3

[DeathToBriBreh]

"Shut up dog!" BWahahahaha!

[FallenAngelOfTheNite]

David will you be my valentine? Lol :) oh and I'm planning on making you a bracelet pretty soon

[CrusnikO5]

6:38 - laughed so hard

[CrusnikO5]

All your accents are epic.

[CrusnikO5]

You've got at epic bri'ish accent. ^.^

[Humandebris360]

you should really do Chelsea smile By Bring M e The Horizon!!! and btw i love your screams!!!

[Humandebris360]

Me*

[12lordzet]

who agrees with me dat he should have his own show on tv

[BleedingMyHeartOut69]

that burp was just sexy!

[finegirl355]

LMFAO XD when he says "yet a fuck again" hahahahahaha tht made me laugh so bad tht i peed on myself

[JCsplooch]

I really think I love you lol

[crypticcrazygirl]

(BUUUUURRRRRPPPP) wow!

[MaeganLovesPi3]

I had the shittiest day today and this just made my FUCKING DAY!!!!

[XoKittyKandioX]

Dear god.

I love this guy.XD

[tubanator12]

Dispair, ha, I see what you did there.

[SCREAMOpants]

hahahahahahahahhaXD

[XoKittyKandioX]

You my dear sir, have just made me want to hug the shit out of you.:3

[CelestialSticker]

ಠ_ಠ

[007GOTHROX]

My Friend Vigz Looks just like you O_O ....My Friend has a gift :D

[TheMetaldrummer97]

And I was like "FUCK! DUUDE!"

[ChellyStanley11]

woww... i really really want whatevr you js took!..O.O

[GRIM029]

love the video tags XD

[TashiBoo39]

Ur so fucking adorable ;)

[emolover394]

omfgg what r u on!<3

[LiveLoveLaughTonight]

i dont think i could retell this story xD i barely know what its about because of how funny this shit is xDDDDD

[TheBvblover12345]

omg this is sooooooo funny

[demibabey1]

man...i hate funny bones they're the worst!<3

[demibabey1]

Ohhh man... your so awesome :P i laughed so much at this and i would very much love it for a random shoutout in one of your story time sometime :D<3

[StitchTheseSins]

You could be an actor.

[hahaingemily]

Ur so loud! And adorable XD

[JacksonRR3BFMV]

Lol. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. U just made my day xD thx

[FallenAngel3540]

Wow.....HAHAHAHA XD

[GrimGwen]

I think I love you haha

[EvilMikeyIsVeryEvil]

how come those story time have less views than justin bieber videos...

[soeryanataalex]

fucking cool

[MissEvilEmo]

I really hope your parents wernt in the house when you told this

[MissEvilEmo]

X'D

[FallenAngelOfTheNite]

Hey David you made my whole day better. I was going through so much stuff today and I watched this video and I laughed and just felt so much better. Thank you so much for what you do. You are awesome and I just wanted to let you know that you've helped me so much. Keep doing what you do. Love you <3

[Yamiexorsict4ever]

I love this man! xDDD

[Deathwish319]

hey im the white dude on xbox and u thank im black we dont talk like that hahahaha

[babybeloved11]

Your elbow must have held the source of your creativity and when you hit it, everything fell flat. O_______o

[rascal41562]

i live in kentucky and to here him say stuff in that accent almost made me piss my pants but we all dont tlk like that

[CharleyanneBeynon]

I think, I love you.

seriously I want to meet you

[MrBmthiscool]

dude i have that same shirt !!!!!!! :)

[OneRandomOutcast]

-facepalm- wow...you tryin' to kill me with laughter? And I hope your elbow is otay :')

[8haybug]

ahh!! i lovee!!! thiss!!((: and i love when u hit ur funny bone!

[CharleyanneBeynon]

what are you smoking, please give me some ?!?! btw I think you should grow your hair back ! x

[007GOTHROX]

I LOLED SO HARD XD

[MetalheadMinecrafter]

Give me your spontaneous comments xD



[DeathCreepKnight]

one question about your story. Where is the Transmutation Circle this whole time?

[DeathCreepKnight]

Homunculi 

[MRSMAXGREEN22]

YAAA STORY TIME STORY TIME STORY TIME YAAAAAAA !!!!

[MRSMAXGREEN22]

love the accents <3 love ya

[TheMsSplashley]

seriously dave xD youre so messed up, but its SO funny! if only mr. donovan let you tell stories like that

[TheMsSplashley]

haha!

I talked to you in the hallway this afternoon :O

[SasuNaruRoxMySox]

loool I love how your accent just changes..you sounded aussi then went brit..and hillbilly <3<3<3...miss you Kitty <3

[OrangeHatMat]

full metal alchemist!!

[Wednesday13Lost]

I... This is... What?

[KABOOMdeadEspada]

all those accents<3

[TheOmgomgfake]

thats funny dude you forgot what you were talking about but out of a lot of videos that you have made this is the best video cause its funny

[MalinaNguyen]

WHERE ARE YOUR BRACELETS? Dx -whines-

[SparklyPlum]

OMG The tags. XD

[Scamullis]

I wish my hair was like yours.... But I have to wait.... *pulls out the stuff that makes plants grow faster* GROW FASTER!

[MsWhoohoobar]

i dont know what ur on in this video but i love it!!!!! best one i seen yet just cuz ur so crazy.

[iluvedculcute]

god i miss these so fucking much

[MissEvilEmo]

Dude i want what your on

[Bunnybaby939]

Yay the sexiness is back!!

[xXDxcourtneyxXDx]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! <3

[gothicsapphire3]

Who cares if you run out of creativity,you can never run out of swears to fill in the blanks.

[XzTheOneAndOnlyzX]

what do you take?!? ;P lol

[JessicaWelch13]

that song was beautiful

[JessicaWelch13]

haha oh wow xD this story made my day<3 :) i think i died of laughter

[XxCandyxX451]

Lmfao xD

[tayyisagrapefruit]

<3 you made me fall off my bed

[damnyokel]

I want what you're on dude O.o

[PandoraDelilah15]

STORY TIME!!!!! ^_^

[MrLilguppy]

Please do another hair how to thingy

[LiZtheLuNaTiC]

You'd make every story sound epic, dude <3

[xxDoomsDesirexx]

its as if you on crack... and i love it!

[MrTreeMcTree]

This is too funny xD

[musiclover12408]

umm, i love you <3

[heartandsoul4eva]

your accent at 1:20 to 1:33 ... it is BEAUTIFUL. :3

[KittySaysSmile]

when will Oswald regain peace??

[trisha1651]

Dude your problem is overloded epicness ;)

[xXSh3yXx]

You went slightly blonde C':

Also...Love Stroy Time t(^-^t)

P.S. Would you do me the favor, if you see this o_o to say VAGAPPLE!!! :'D <3

[nssn240S14]

i would love to have this guy as my screamer. so much entertainment on the road =)

[zippedydoodaa25]

i fucking love this lol i love you OHMYGAWD VAGINA FUCKS I LOVE YOU <3 :)

[fireice26]

I DONT KNOW THE NOTES TO THIS SONG

[EMOMUSIX]

LOVE THE HAIR

[TheHappyEm0]

Lol Woooow, somebody was hyper. xDD

[mellyful15]

nice, very amusing :)

[Ikuto1313]

wow! ive never been the first person to view something before!!!

[StandUpAndWhisper]

I was SO excited to see you uploaded a video :D

and first, btw :3