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  • fuck you machinima for not allowing this to be shared on yahoo zync

  • Nipples at 0:21

  • @SupremeCommander85 must suck to be a virgin at the age of 27 eh?

  • @Swoop223 Um, what?

  • liam:holy shit i think we need Railgun

  • This proves Hollywood has run out of ideas.

  • transformers / battle LA / independance day type movie, the website trailer is way better. looks good, only thing is Rihanna is in it for some reason...-_-*

  • BUWOWOWOWOWOW! - Official alien sound of the last five years.

  • "They sunk our battleship!!!"

    "That's OK, son... The US Navy retired the last in the 1990s. We don't have any. It's clearly a bluff."

  • "What the Heck is that?"

    "Aliens"

  • Other trailer is Hella better

  • Jenga: The Movie will be about people trapped in a skyscraper during an earthquake. They'll need to knock out walls in order to make a passage to safety, and if they remove a load bearing wall the building will collapse on them. Thankfully there's the heroes: An architect and a demolition expert. Also there's an impatient tough guy to act as an impromptu villain, a divorced anorexic blonde for a romantic subplot and a single black guy that dies first.

    ...also the building is a transformer.

  • @bjnboy DONT GIVE HOLLYWOOD ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YOU SUNK MY DECEPTICON!

  • Release: 5/18/2011,really?

  • METAL GEAR + DERP + HOLLYWOOD Shit Tier acting

  • Prepare to fire

    Sir wich weapons

    ALL OF THEM !!!!!!!

  • God dammit you Megatron wont just die wont you?

  • CEPHs

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  • This is not a movie adaptation of Battleship.

    This is a movie, that is called Battleship.

    BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE A MOVIE BASED ON FUCKING BATTLESHIP YOU SHITHEADS

  • @SergeantLuke

    Well the producers of the film have stated that it IS based on the game. It kinda looks like the game at 2:00, especially. The logo is also identitcal

  • @AWESOMENESS55100 Yes, I'm aware that it is indeed "based on" the board game. But it is, as I said, literally impossible to make this movie seem ANYTHING like the entirely plotless board game. That's why I called the producers "shitheads"- they seriously fucking tried this.

  • @SergeantLuke

    Oh I thought that you were calling all of the people complaining about his movie "shitheads." haha. sorry about that

  • @AWESOMENESS55100 Yeah, it did seem like that. Sorry!

  • What next, a film based off Ludo?

  • @XWhoeverX No man, it's gonna be Jenga and the plot, building coming apart! :D

  • Permission to destroy Hollywood and start from scratch before it becomes a giant joke sir!...crap too late...Let's see ruined movies by making crappy remakes, ruined classic TV by making crappy remakes, ruined video games by making crappy movies, ruined comics by making Wolverine and Ghost rider movies, I guess crappy board games should be about par for the course.

  • @TheJollyGoats You know nothing about humor what does my comment or FatedScaythe have to do with humor

  • Hell yeah ! The swede are in it

  • This film looks like more American armed forces propaganda like that stupid "Hurt Locker" shit that Cameron's wife made.

  • Hmm,

    US Navy,

    Big Shpere out at sea,

    Aliens Coming out of the ocean

    Crysis anyone?? 

  • I would pay $20+ if at some point during this movie, Liam Neeson looks straight into the camera and says "You sunk my battleship."

  • this movie doesnt look that good

  • Baby Riggins!!

  • not bad...

  • I have to say I was preparing for the worse not bad.

  • I have to say I was preparing for the worse, not bad.

  • Hm... Looks like Outer Haven from MGS4. Also the "robot" or whatever it is looks like a Metal Gear

  • C-5, you sunk my hopes for hollywood to make good movies again

  • Why doesn't this look awful?!?!

  • this movies gonna suck if you cant make a decent movie out of a popular video game what makes hollywood think they can make a decent movie BASED ON A FREAKIN BOARD GAME ???!?!!?!

    oh well ..... WHOSE UP FOR A GAME OF TAG

  • what is this, another transformers or what...

  • Hollywood has hit a new low.

  • Thumbs up if one of the reasons you're gonna see this is cuz you saw Alexander Skarsgard in parts of this trailer ;-) lol

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  • who told ya they were aliens????maybe its some new russian military shipXD thumbs up if you agree LOL

  • WELL, the only thing I have to say is "Sir! We have bad news!"

    Liam Neson"what is it skipper!?"

    "the aliens, sir they've..."

    Liam Neson"Well, what is it!?"

    "They sunk our battleship sir!"

    Liam Neson: *facepalm* (what am I doing in this movie?)

  • INSTANT FACEPALM!!!!

  • so they added a twist to a great board game, is it really that big of a deal? liam neeson is a great actor and his movies are usually never completely horrible. and brooklyn decker is beautiful, so it won't hurt to watch her on screen. just wait for it to come out before you start judging it. if the alien card was a bad idea, talk then.

  • Metal Gear!!!!

  • Transformers Say What?!

  • looks like they found outer haven and metal gear......

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  • It's so awesome !!

  • Weird concept :P

  • cant fucking wait!

  • You sunk my battleship

  • Plus it has good actors (nobody can say shit about Rihanna because we haven't seen her act yet). But Liam Niesen and Alexander Skaarsgard sold me on it when I first read about it. Plus Peter Berg is a good director. This isn't going to be a bad movie. When it comes out a lot of people will say it is but only because they went in with piss poor attitudes. I can't wait for this movie, especially if it's in IMAX. It'll be a fun time.

  • are people seriously dogging this movie because it's inspired by a board game? What is so wrong with that? When was the last time you saw a naval fleet battle movie? never... exactly. It's original, looks fucking epic, and is gonna be an awesome summer popcorn movie. People say the trailer makes it look awful but they just want it to be awful because they're so narrow minded. It's not like there was a story or script for them to base it on. It's still an original movie. Just inspired by a game.

  • is it confirmed to be based on the boardgame or is that just general speculation because it shares the same name? well almost the same name being as the board game is called 'battleships' and this is called 'battleship'

  • @videofxuniverse It is based off the board game, it sounds silly, but the font they use for "Battleship" is the same font as on the box

  • And before you say I'm not a patriot. I love America! I served 4 years in the Army. I watched first hand as idiots ran our beloved country into the ground. And it's sad that I'll see the collapse of our country in my lifetime. And I'm not one of those racist pigs who just hate having a black president. I'm a Republican. I dislike him because he's a Democrat.

  • There's even rumor of a Monopoly movie being made. Maybe Hollywood is trying to start a new genre. They've dried up the Comic Book genre and are truly lost. But I think a Monopoly movie would be more of a Documentary. It would picture the downfall of America's economy. It would talk about George W Bush's pointless War in Iraq. The main reason America's economy fucking sucks. And it was pointless. The War In Afghanistan was warranted, those bastards attacked us. We entered Iraq under the impress

  • @FatedScythe777 Actaully it's going to be a satire of American monopolies like General Electric and will be directed by sir Ridley Scott.

  • @ weaknessx100

    Therevalready is a Clue movie. It came out in the early 90's. It has Christopher Lloyd playing Professor Plum and Tim Curry playing the butler. A role made for the movie.

  • @ hhhghag

    I think we can all forgive you for being a complete fucking idiot. If you'd have done some reading... Assuming you can read. You'd know that the movie is based off the board game. iMDB, Wikipedia, Google, take your fucking pick. But I don't blame you. So many people these days don't even remember how to play board games. Most don't know what a board game is. They've had a controller in their hands since birth. I give you permission to go on with your sad sheltered life. Go on... Go.

  • i feel dirty for thinking i actually want to go see this...

  • @whadthefriggincrud why? It looks awesome. What is there to be ashamed of? Who gives a shit what it's based on.

  • sooooooooo.........its transformers on water?

  • Pick A1.

    Always a hit.

  • Well at least we know rihanna is gonna die in this movie which is sad cause i wanted to see her !

  • CLUE THE MOVIE 

  • Guess Who?: The Movie

  • Transformers V's the US navy.......... lame....

  • the alien robot theme is gettin sorta played out dont you think?

  • @yaleerpf I suspect that it is because the powers that be (who control hollywood, among other things) want to make us common folk get used to the idea of hostile aliens coming to earth. Why would they do this? Bear with me, this might sound far fetched, but I believe it to be true....They want us to accept the idea so that they can stage a FAKE alien invasion (with advanced technology the general public has no knowledge of) as a premise for a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, consolidating their power.

  • @GuyC7 hmm. i agree with your theory. it just annoys me as a movie enthusiast to see such a lack of originality with themes and storylines. its like that with a lot of shit these days.

  • @yaleerpf I interpret the lack of originality in movies as further evidence that the powers that be don't care about telling a good story; they just use Hollywood as a propaganda tool to subliminally implant certain themes and ideas into the collective subconscious of the sheeple. Why are there so many pop songs about sex, drugs and violence? Are they trying to supply what we the sheeple are demanding - OR - Are they telling us what we are supposed to be thinking about....continued...

  • @GuyC7 ...(part 2) Because if we are preoccupied with these pursuits we won't think about bigger issues such as the economic collapse or the unjust wars in the Middle East, etc.

  • @GuyC7 hmm good shit. thats an eye opener right there

  • @shakunkadunk

    I never said that. I said why would Machinima post a random movie ad if it WASNT about a game?

  • @ZzAWESOMEzZ Times are hard on the financial front, chances are they are branching out to get more money in, cant really fault them :/

  • I know what movie I'm seeing

  • WTF?! A movie based on a BOARD GAME?! For fuck sake, give me an original movie. Something that isn't based on another piece of entertainment.

  • no no THIS IS WRONG........Liam Neeson forgot to say "E3"!!!!! before they fired

  • Michael Bay after seeing the trailer: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ...

  • US- A 4

    Aliens- Miss

    Aliens-B 4

    US-AHHH SH---- BOOM!!!

  • D6, I've sunk your sub!!!

  • i bet m night shamalan is the director. most of his movies are horrible

  • @XPetiePieX XDDD i thought he's be the main character? Or is he? :o

  • I want to see a naked twister movie.

  • Jesus this looks like something Uwe Boll would come up with.

  • 2014: Uno

    THE CARDS ARE ALIVE

    with aliens.

  • @DeathFollowMe 2016: Hungry Hungry Hippos

    THEY WILL FEED ON YOUR FEARS

  • if we're lucky we could get Angry Birds :D

  • 1:03 is that Eric Northman XD

  • Can't wait for yahtzee the movie directed by Michael bay and m night shamalan

  • Looks to be a good one! Go Navy!

  • @MrCactaki177 lol, so true

  • what's next, the game of life?

  • Hollywood first it was books then video games, now BORED GAMES???

    *Movie trailer voice* Coming this summer Who killed Mr. Clue in the new movie Clue.

  • @FreeSailer35 There already is a Clue-based movie.

  • E5..........SPLASH!

  • *Liam Neeson leaves deck* *comes back 5 minutes later in shiny armor* RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

  • Bored

  • Or in other words "join the navy"

  • soooooo... will this be a turn-based movie?

  • @MrHu3y That be hilarious! HAHAHA!

  • @MrHu3y You sir are full of win.

  • Holy shit, I think my eyeballs just melted.

  • Can't get enough of these guy movies. :D

  • you just sank my battleship :{!

  • This looks just like Transformers

  • This makes my brain hurt.... It looks so retarded it is frighting.

  • war/battle isnt turn based fight lol

  • I said 2 words after the trailer was over: THATS RETARDED.

  • didnt collage humor all ready make a joke about doing a movie like this? how do we know itsa real and not another joke

  • @dragon12652 Liam Neeson doesn't joke... 

  • @denis1110 okidokie so basicly were on the wait of a navy vs aliens movie

  • @dragon12652 yeah they made a movie trailer for "Minesweeper". Sadly that has a ton more potential than this.

  • @RacerRex9727 thats all ways a bad sign lol

  • If I had some of those pieces I'd win battleship mire often...

  • Coming in 2012 Sorry!

    Based on a true story, based on a board game, that was based on a bad idea.

  • Battleship? Looks more like deleted scenes from Transformers: Dark of the moon!!!

  • Don't get me wrong. The trailer looks amazing and I'm sure it will be a great movie. Movies with Liam Neeson usually are... But I don't remember aliens being in the board game Battleship. Last I checked it was the Americans vs the Soviets. Or atleast that was the premise since the game was made during the Cold War. Just a news flash Hollywood. Not everything has to be modernized or include aliens. Oh wait, I forgot Hollywood's Reality Check bounced.

  • @FatedScythe777 That just interpretation of the game , i think ... Hollywood directors aren't "normal" and they always find the way to screw the game original ....

  • @FatedScythe777 maybe it's not an alien ship; but an experimental North Korean battleship.

  • @FatedScythe777 As sad as it is to say, if Hollywood tried to make a Historically or Scientifically accurate movie they would either fall flat on their face or get plastered for being racists....

  • @FatedScythe777 This had nothing to do with the Board game.

  • @FatedScythe777 that's why it's INSPIRED by the game. It's a damn board game, people better not get pissy if it doesn't stay true to the origins. That's just stupid.

  • @FatedScythe777 The movie is called Battleship not because of the game but because the ships are called Battleship and the main part of the movie is surrounded around the battleships and the aliens

  • Ive Never Seen Those Pieces in the Game!!!

  • why are ppl complaining so much..who cares if its based on the game or not...a good movie is a good movie..and i think it looks pretty damn good

  • Huh, I didn't know that they were making a sequel to Battle: LA.

  • this is just beyond stupid

  • 2015: Boggle

  • 2012: Monopoly

    for the official trailer turn over to channels Bloomberg or CNBC....

  • @Personsen 2020: Pacman

  • Wait, this its real? I thought it was another parody like minesweeper the movie

  • Damn, why is Liam Neeson making so many crap movies lately? I mean, the guy was in Schindler's List.

  • Clearly when people think of battleship they think of aliens, hell why not put some zombies in it for good measure because don't we all just love putting random things together.

  • i thought it was a game why are they posting movies on machinima. thats not true machinima. i know its trailer but its a film nothing game realted besides the fact it was a board game like ages ago.

  • ... this is confusing. i gyess ill hang myself too

  • Wait what? Why all the hate. I kinda want to see this.

    "Whos battleship got sunk now beeotch"

  • one man one destiny its

    Candyland the movie

    Have got what it takes?

  • this movie has fail all writing over

  • Based on the board game? Wow, this kinda makes me want to hang myself.

  • I don't get it. What makes this an adaptation of the board game, "Battleship"?

  • @S0RA187 I'm with you. Last time I checked...a battleship was a ship designed for battle. It just happens that a board game it's called the same. I don't know how people watch this trailer and think about a board game.

  • crap movie

  • ice man!

  • 2:05

    very epic

  • "You sunk my Battleship."

  • Inb4 the aliens creating a barrier at 1:31-1:35 to prevent the battleships from leaving.

  • alexander skarsgård

    sweden ftw

  • lol wtf...oh this will be a HIT.

  • transformers part 4 haha

  • The enemies look like something from Supreme Commander. ^^

  • I think it's good...

  • Jesus Christ, this will suck a bag of dicks.

  • Coming May 2013 Life

  • Are we sure this isn't the next installment of Transformers? haha

  • May 2012??? Fuuuck yooou!!

  • @ChiWehWeh it's not inaccurate. If you paid attention to the trailer, they were running drills, something the military does. The ships are armed, just like real life. And if you go 500 miles or so off the European coast, you've got a few ships who apparently haven't heard the news that they don't operate anymore. You should break it to them. I mean, they should hear in from you instead of a general or commander or president.

  • Generic: The Movie