MERCY ME

[marmelade8]

well.. i bet your fat :P

[marmelade8]

If i was gonna die in a cool way i would drown in a swimming pool on a boat

[squid262]

Shut up and listen to my order, take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away.

[warboss6802]

If i could die any way i wanted to i would....Jump out of a plane over New York City (or any other large city would be fine) and as im falling down i would try and punch someone as i go crashing into the ground!!!

[kiselbob]

i lold so hard on you dying scenarios :D

[WoWisalotoffun]

slappayurface, your voice has changed so much :O

[kulutres]

ßôôßz!

[hawkmore]

I was gonna comment on this...then i saw there were a shitload of comments so then i thought i wouldent bother...and now im commenting on it about something with no point that'll prolly get like 2 thumbs down...so fuck me

[citygurl104]

it's always funny when you record yourself mocking other people's videos, like when you did the 2012 thing. it's always funny when you talk about religion. :D

i'd like to hear your thoughts on family guy vs. south park, or why chemically-altered food is the the only solution so far to world hunger

[TacoTaco45]

PERHAPS A FINAL ONE FOR GREAT MEASURE?

[40mg2ci]

I dont know if your figures are accurate (I haven't done extensive research) but its relatively true. Its because after infancy we breath lazily, whereas as a small child we breath more with out diaphram, putting less strain on the lungs. Not using the diaphram and making your lungs do all the work makes them weaker, and weaker, and weaker, thus shortening your available time left to be alive.

[hellyabooya]

tough old age of 59 o.O

BoooOOOOOOOOOOOOObies

[thewinner0621]

no shit that when you breathe you shorten your life by one second, you just used up that 1 second of your life taking that breathe =P

[TacoTaco45]

ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

STOP THAT.

[Popsayes]

Your body doesn't do things that harm you, breathing is one of them.

[pooaul]

balls

[fullmetalmonkey3]

"Getting stabbed in the face with a dildo" funniest thing ever

[kozes]

i dont really ever talk either... but you have skype? or something. so dont you talk a lot on that? or did you mean in general - intrenet microphone vs public / school

[AnimalCrackers62]

If you really think about it...breathing takes about one second, so yea by the time you're done...you lose one second of your life >.>

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

But breathing is something you do subconsiously, well most people anyways. You don't just devote your time to simply breath.

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

So we're pretty much friends by now right?

Do the chickens have large talons?

[TacoTaco45]

Who told you you could eat my cookies?!

[TacoTaco45]

WHAT THE FUCK, DID I DO WRONG~?!?!?

[T2Darlantan]

dude look at the video that's right above yours on Most Discussed (Blogs)

watch?v=3Dmqqz4dWk4

all the comments are like poems, see everybody spams their vids to the top

[T2Darlantan]

alaskj;alsdf;lkjsd why does it say her account name is Lisla (Lisa?) if her name is Leah, worst spambot ever...and who the fuck is Lindsey? W T F BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

... why has T2Darlantan posted on this video like a zillion times? I'm honored... even though it's just a soundboard.

[T2Darlantan]

hey I made one serious comment about oxygen

[T2Darlantan]

god I'm fuckin hungry, let me just check the fridge

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

I look in your genetic lunchbox, and find a peanut and jelly sandwich. With the crusts cut off.

[T2Darlantan]

Your name's not Amber, it's Shirley, and let us know when you get completely naked and we'll check it out

[TacoTaco45]

One time.... PENIS

[TacoTaco45]

May i have some of your tastey beverage to wash it down?

[T2Darlantan]

can you go half coke, half diet coke?

[squid262]

This is, a tastey burger

[T2Darlantan]

You been eating other people's lunches!?

[T2Darlantan]

STOP IT!

[TacoTaco45]

LIES

[T2Darlantan]

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer

[squid262]

OH! y'you were finished?

[T2Darlantan]

well allow me to retort

[squid262]

Your a smart mother fucker thats right!

[T2Darlantan]

I GOT PISS ON ME!

[squid262]

DOSE HE LOOK?? LIKE A BITCH?!

[T2Darlantan]

what?

[squid262]

Dose he look like a bitch?

[T2Darlantan]

what?

[T2Darlantan]

what?

[squid262]

I want you to start having a gay relationship

[T2Darlantan]

You just cost me six thousand dollars

[T2Darlantan]

I'm Richard Roma

[T2Darlantan]

I want you to start living as a gay woman

[squid262]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN

[T2Darlantan]

OK!

[squid262]

God im fucken hungry, lemme check the fridge

[T2Darlantan]

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION! I wanna pickles...cheese pickles with pickles, with the pickles and the PICKLES! sweet and sour sauce all over my body...

[TacoTaco45]

Brick killed a guy!

[T2Darlantan]

did you throw a trident?

[T2Darlantan]

that really got out of hand fast, didn't it?

[TacoTaco45]

Uh oh, Is that poor lil pedobear? :(

[squid262]

Alright a cherries jubile and thats it

[TacoTaco45]

FUCKIN' COCKASS

[squid262]

and uh, if you could take a coka cola and go half coke, half diet coka cola

[squid262]

hey, do you have any money? give it to me

[T2Darlantan]

we have some houseplants, some candy bars, I'd say 80

[SCgirl73]

cock pushups?

[T2Darlantan]

you'd have to ask my wife, she's a bobcat

[squid262]

FUCKEN COCKASS!!

[T2Darlantan]

I tell you what, it coulda used a little more cowbell

[squid262]

And uh im going to go with the fillet au fish sandwitch

[T2Darlantan]

Welcome to shitty wok take order pree?

[T2Darlantan]

Hey brother! Who's got the biggest arms in the WWF?

[T2Darlantan]

Brother who's running WILD in the Philadelphia Spectrum?

[T2Darlantan]

I'll give you 14 thousand dollars

[T2Darlantan]

I set a trap for you goddamn mongolian, you get stuck in my sweet and sour pork

[TacoTaco45]

God damn mongowians knocking down my schitty wawl

[squid262]

Give em hot milk, cookies, handcuffs

[T2Darlantan]

busloads of kids

[T2Darlantan]

Emmanuelle Lewis, Paula Abdul and Bubbles

[squid262]

OMG WTF PWNED

[TacoTaco45]

Shouldn't have fucked me so hard...

[T2Darlantan]

balls balls balls

[squid262]

Fuck my ass what else?

[T2Darlantan]

Cock pushups?

[TacoTaco45]

Shouldn't have fucked me so hard...

[T2Darlantan]

I've got balls of steeeeel

[squid262]

You know how you got the 6 peice nuggets? well take 2 of them and shove them up your ass!!

[T2Darlantan]

This is Papa John's sir...

[TacoTaco45]

Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.

[squid262]

A JUNIOR western bacon chee

[TacoTaco45]

Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.

[T2Darlantan]

Stacey's mom has got it going on!

[T2Darlantan]

alright cherries jubilee and that's it

[SCgirl73]

huh?

[TacoTaco45]

HOOPLAH!!

[T2Darlantan]

you know what I'm thinkin?

[TacoTaco45]

Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.

[squid262]

Buttsex

[TacoTaco45]

Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.

[squid262]

TFOWNED!!!

[TacoTaco45]

My penis.

[T2Darlantan]

how does a plane hit you on the shoulder and kill you slowly?

[TacoTaco45]

Stacey can't you see, You're just not the girl for me.

[T2Darlantan]

Creationists theorize that the atmosphere in biblical times was hyperoxygenated and that's why people lived to be 400 years old and such and could run faster and were taller and also why dinosaurs like bracchiosaurus had tiny nostrils and were able to survive

[TacoTaco45]

Wiki

[T2Darlantan]

my name is Adam Gibson

[TacoTaco45]

sadfasdfasdfa

[T2Darlantan]

there's someone in my house eating my birthday cake with my family!

[TacoTaco45]

Sorry, i'll leave now.

[TacoTaco45]

Stop squeezing me or i'm gonna poop in my pants.

[T2Darlantan]

who the hell is Lindsey?

[TacoTaco45]

BOOOOBIESS!:!:!

[squid262]

BOOOOOOBIIEEESS

[TacoTaco45]

Homo <.< XD. JK

[TacoTaco45]

Lies!

[T2Darlantan]

I like boobies

[TacoTaco45]

Liar.

[T2Darlantan]

c'mon don't bullshit me

[TacoTaco45]

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!1

[T2Darlantan]

I want to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas

[TacoTaco45]

Yes!

[T2Darlantan]

what I want to know is why would a priest want to kill someone?

[T2Darlantan]

no that's not true

[T2Darlantan]

you should download Skype and talk to us

[TacoTaco45]

Woo!

[TacoTaco45]

asdfasdasasdfasd

[T2Darlantan]

who told you you could eat my cookies?!?

[TacoTaco45]

Slappayoface

[TacoTaco45]

FIRST!!

[T2Darlantan]

owned

[TacoTaco45]

fasdfasdfasdfasdass

[T2Darlantan]

what do you want? Cookies?

[TacoTaco45]

Perhaps <.<

[T2Darlantan]

and a small seasoned curlies

[TacoTaco45]

Shouldn't have fucked me so hard...

[T2Darlantan]

blow it out your ass

[TacoTaco45]

Vaginal Urges