Meet Selma: Talking About 3 Ex Husbands

[0206140SUCKS]

Shes wierd looking.. o:

[FOSEEBOY]

You just like ''GIRLY'' guys babe??.....(Were you ever in the old boxing ring?)

[mustkillu135]

WTF?

[seanjones1991]

When i thought i saw it all on youtube talking horses start making videos.

[IDrawAnime1111]

one word... RETARDED!!

[ShitheadFarty]

who is this guy ?

[theDaystar11]

terrible acting

[inja22]

6 feet under ground ( the film)

[sarahanne628]

hahah , youre funny!

[prezaie2]

HA HA you look like Antonia off MAD TV

yup

[giraffessuck]

i think you've got definite talent but your too pretty to play this role. you come off as insensitive toward 'selma', and even the dialogue itself is a little off. the idea of such an awkward person with such an intimate story is so appealing though, just not the right character for you, maybe even the idea of working on it, cuz its something but you look more like ur spreading gossip about a formerly good friend, than the real thing. hope this isn't breaking the illusion for anybody. heh

[balsamicskies]

You keep trying, one of your schticks might work. This one doesn't.

[sk8er676]

what is wrong with you?

[JDillaYO]

your fucked up

[adamzanutter]

yup..stroke

[RevAlChitlin]

Or been giving head around corners. XD

[PirateKing1256]

U look like u got a stroke.

[erikaax0]

FAKE.

[Randers1318]

Duhh why is ur video tagged as "Funny" "Fun" "Skit" and "Comedy"?? U seriusly need help OMG.

[buzzkiller182]

if you were my wife id turn gay, you would make an awesome bearded lady you ugly woman, if i had an ice cream truck id drive it over your body then reverse it over your body then get out, shit on your corpse and burn it

hahahahahahaha bearded lady hahahahahahahaaaaaa

[koyuncahopluyonmu]

selma .sana bi sokarim hoplarsin serefsizim..:)

[PerfectlyOriginal]

LMAO...."he wanted me to dress as the bearded lady"

[verysilly078]

nope

[bradkertzlover101]

dude thats sum crazy shit... funny too.. she dont need to wory.. i have ice cream here if she is still hungry??? laterz BATMAN

[agochoa]

Damn she should get back at the husband that broke that nose! Holy fuck, there aint no fakin that.

[monrat]

this is scary... it supposed to be funny or what. i dont get it. I think is more like a drama try out or something. whatever

ps.: if hittler got a pet, why this lady cant get a husband?... kuak

[MiyoNiyo]

this is fake, she drops her face couple times then brings it back up again (lol) and when she did the nose thing she almost laughed, so everybody calling her retarded or any other "mean" thing, the joke is on you. im lol'ing.

[kingston553]

You couldn't pay me enough to be this ugly

[DeathmenRa]

rofl xP bad acting seems on purpose :P

[vergilfantasy]

awful

[grymbruden]

funny girl

[Tab54o]

No im not buying the acting either.

[Tab54o]

How did you get amarried in the first place? I know thats mean as hell.

[maramedinan]

get a job

[nistor2000]

You're not retarted.Actually,I think you're pretty funny.See a doctor about the face thing, though. It could be treatable.

[lordbutz]

20 seconds in and i can tell you need to kill yourself

[johnnytastetest]

Yeah, this is fucking retarded. Not entertaining at all. Your face is contorted in a way that, I'm sure, makes everyone who watches this want to punch you. The voice? Again, totally overdone and RETARDED. You retard!

[tgregg88]

the acting is sooooooo bad. omg, sooooooo bad. its making me cry right now. overplaying your character is a bad thing lady. and not knowing what youtube is even tho you know enought to make a video and post it on here is just retarded. and if your going to have a messed up mouth at the begining, dont forget that your mouth is still off to the right in the middle. effing horrible. and the whole random nose swipe thing, overdoing it. not even needed.

[PepperAnne1025]

ur life is pathetic if u spend time making these bogus videos

[fabulousprincipessa]

lol!

[gordonbloyershow]

bad actress, sounds contrived and phony.

[BenSelma]

mad

[venuea]

I'm married for the second time and I think it's not going to work and I need a place to go, No money, no parents, age 52, but young in spirit. Help Me pLease!

[Xvo1]

come in my bed your welcome.. -.-

[BonniesOcean]

I do love you though, Selma!

[DavidKabuki]

I'd marry Selma in a second. My face kinda migrated to the right. We'd complete each other.

[meower1]

Hi I think your'e great. You make me laugh Very talented, and it's real hard to make me laugh. By the But way I know you're joking but I really have dystonia in my face for which I take benzos and it wrecked my life. But anyway you're great, plan to listen to the rest. Thanks. Sandy from a real nasty place somewhere out there. Tell Greg Palast I'm, still homeless and it is not funny.

[ayhanyavuz]

manyakmısın nesin erizekalı.

[Mitzie17]

Killed by an ice cream truck??? what a way to go! Oh well cheer up there's always time for #4 :)

[sunnysankey13]

I think shes really funny! Be nice, I doubt you can do any better!

[Dutchmonkeyteam]

do you taking drugs for this?

[Ali041]

apparently you are when you try to type...

[edwarddalley]

Any smart ass can sit on a pail of ice cream and tell ya witch flavor it is.

[himisshit]

that barry may have been a nice guy to you.He sounds like a fucking freak to me. Now this shit fucked up.

[delightracardeanne]

...you really aren't very funny. Sorry. I just thought somebody ought to tell you. i looked at others that you made and you're just a fake person. Just not funny. Damn, sorry.

[dakota4life]

why does your mouth go side ways?

[Goibon]

because she's ugly and probably beaten

[Zetec719]

your face is sideways...

[LBgamer2011]

nobody really cares, and nobody does vlogs either

[haisaid]

There you go kids....heroin is BAD for you.

[gurlinterrupted60]

This chick is addictive. Sort of reminds me of the sister of "Rhoda" on the Mary Tyler Moore show. Way more funny and mesmerizing than Victoria Jackson. Got a bad feeling that many dudes have beat her senseless rather than leave her alone when she gets crazy. Love her!

[Spadonkle]

CHEATER!!!! Another Fake account..

[gurlinterrupted60]

Nope"Spadonkle" gurl(me)is for real. I'm not worth a damn, but real. Got me a Cannon A520 PowerShot with a after market memory card that gets me 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 min. of spooky lookin' 15 sec./frame bullshit. Check me out, I did one on Jan. 7th. -Sonney

[silentfades]

Your hysterical

keep it coming

Marc

[Furnifur]

you are a nut...love ya

[stone1home]

Very comical.

[lexino2bezino]

what the hell is wrong with your face.

[QueeeeNoftheHonEBZ]

havnt you seen a person with a stroke? look at the former PM of Canada Jean Chretien. show some sympothy will yeah. lol

[madcyril]

Selma, i love you. That was great lol. got anymore characters? id love to see them. Craig

[lonelygirll15]

Thanks all, glad you enjoyed Selma - the other half of her first vlog is going up sometime this week

:)

Prissy

[soulpatrolcomments]

lol great video girl, Nice to meet Selma. You never cease to amaze and you always come up with new material, you really should be on cable. You're amazing

[girlietexan]

HAHAHAHA! You always amaze me girl!

[blokenews]

Oh...if there was no distance...you and me...mmmmmmmm

[motonymph]

I love you! You always surprise me.

[darkstardvd]

Some one put this talent on Cable, she's ready!

[oneiblind30]

Your The Bomb!

[rozarn]

Greaaat job Selma!! Good stuff....but let's not forget about Miss Prissy and Miss Yolanda Keep up the good job. We all need a good laugh these days and we can count on you!

[scooterguy]

I'll never look at another ice cream truck without thinking of billy.

[Tashmia]

thats halarious xD

[hanako]

what the hell?

[yadayadayada007]

Tee Hee !!!!

[sneakypreacher]

LMAO! Selma is awesome. The whole bit was funny but the funniest was the story of the SECOND husband. Lets just say, if I wore Depends, I"d be throwing away a pair right now.

[mrsoulsound]

Selma is quite endearing,,, but I miss prissy. I think we need another prissy video soon.

[lonelygirll15]

Everyone seems to miss Prissy - she will be back - just don't want to be one note.

[NoHoGhoul]

Your 1st husband swung more than 'both' ways if hear me. But I didn't know he was hitched, sorryz 'bout that.

[Furnifur]

OMG Selma so glad to have met you...I think Miss P spent quite a bit of time with her relatives and brought one of them home, mixed her up in a juicer and gave her a bad cold and voila! Selma was born! LOL

TThis is why I love you, you are certifiable!

[lukettylwillie]

Another classic!

[nesteakatie]

oh gawd. please tell me its not true...its really convincing!

[debbierl]

Awesome. What a RANGE!

[IRTheBorg]

Who are you gonna be next? Great video!

[1THEJAKESTER]

lol lol

great way to wake up

watchin you and gettin a smile and laugh

thanks

i love watchin your clips

keep`em comin

[riddysickofit]

Brilliant.

[frankthemac]

This is your best character. You have proved yourself. Always doing something different.

Bravo.