Don't Smoke

[TheGilgr8]

he just spoiled a perfect smoke right there. ass hole

[UltimegaSeven]

Win. 

[99str123]

I dont even crave nicotine anymore

[chunkymilk]

What an asshole.

[Facepalm67]

@chunkymilk He speaks the truth though, you gotta give him that.

[irishmark2006]

I hate it when people walk up to you and say "smoking is bad for you"

NO F**KING SHIT SHERLOCK HOLMES!

[MrEazie123]

you see that clean as a whistle ... all coffee stains

lol

[kit3120]

Not that I do either, but I would chose to smoke a cigarette over eating mcdonalds fries.

[peace4change99]

lol..not

[MichaelHuntington]

That was an amazing conversation.

[deadshot1995]

smoke weed instead

[kaz287]

I recently stopped smoking, but all you self righteous non smokers piss me off.

[SmashFan01]

Lol you see this nothing but coffee stains! Yeah so good your addicted to caffeine and you look like a total dick. Good job bro. Guess thats the point.

[DaBears704]

ehh, just don't smoke around me and I don't care if you want to kill yourself or not.

[DrPepperPope]

lil bit fo weed er now and then, no cigs..

[Monjaru]

Was this supposed to be ironic? I honestly can't tell.

[normalpsychology]

@Monjaru No, it's just bashing stupid smokers for fun (and it succeeds).

[DasBreaux]

if this taught me one thing, its that smokers are a lot more laid back than people who dont smoke haha

[normalpsychology]

@DasBreaux More like depressed and stupid.

[jambojamboify]

ain't nothing wrong with a smoke every once in a while.

[normalpsychology]

I love this video. Smoking is for teenagers and morons.

[Commander034]

@normalpsychology You missed the point horribly. The non-smoker is being portrayed as an asshole who goes out of his way to bother the smoker who was minding his own business and not bothering anyone.

[normalpsychology]

@Commander034 Ha, you stupid fucking smoker. Have fun wasting money and having bad breath forever!

[Commander034]

@normalpsychology I'm not a smoker. I'm a decent human being who believes we should all mind our own business.

[yerkmantm]

smoke! ... weed

[06611817]

lol i dont care what anyone of these losers say keep up the good work guys i will be posting on my face book

[rebelient]

this makes smoking look cool lol

[dayati]

Holy fuck man...I just read a couple pages of comments and I have to change my thumbs up to a thumbs down. I didn't realize this video made people actually WANT TO SMOKE. What have you done? If this is seriously supposed to have a "don't smoke" message, you failed big time.

[DrPepperPope]

@dayati ...wow just wow

[samber122]

John....no.....understand....

[spooney444]

sooo... one of those guys is an asshole. and the other one wants to smoke a cigarette. i dont get what youre trying to say

[RitzDaCracker1]

@spooney444 im pretty sure this is a pro smoking video. It makes non-smokers seem like assholes haha

[kelerla]

I've never smoked in my whole life. Watching this video made me want to start.

[dayati]

@kelerla That's about the worst reason to start smoking...but then again, there isn't really a good reason either sooo...whatever.

[wellilikemusic]

The smoking guy looks like Layne Staley.

[LawrenceHaggerty]

is it just me, or are the water sounds in the beginning from Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind?

[propkid]

@LawrenceHaggerty nice ear. long since i played morrowind (esp sea areas) but thats surely not natural :P

[xRogueVol2]

@LawrenceHaggerty Holy Shit it does. Dude your awesome for noticing that haha

[mrwiskerz666]

16 years old and you just made me a smoker, fuck face.

[caroou92]

Bring that beard back.

[skevoid]

The only problem with smoking is that asshole anti-drug freaks make it illegal (in most places) to sell recreational nicotine that isn't wrapped in a nasty cancer-causing must-be-burned-to-ingest package. The so-called 'war on drugs' kills a lot of smokers.

[UnholyToxin]

This makes me want to smoke even more

[chrizbie]

that non smoker is a wanker!

[mc2gregory]

LOVE IT! No moral objection to cigarettes, but my asthma hates 'em. These shorts are really well done, btw.

[lastswordfighter]

There is old saying, "Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening." The way I look at it you might as well smoke if you want to. At least they tell you what's in the damn tabacoo and cigarettes. Unlike how they don't tell you what they're putting in your medicine and food. I don't smoke but I sure as hell can't stand the antismoking groups. You can bet that if they had their way completely and banned tobacco and smoking they would then move onto something else and declare it evil

[bmcp3232]

@evry1luvsjewls im pretty sure it was making fun of douche bags who hate on people who smoke

[The12345em]

Lol the smoker did not even give. A fuck lol he is kool is fuck

[evry1luvsJewls]

I can't be sure what the message of that video was.

[junayd01]

they made the smoker look so cool

[ScarytheIrishTerry]

Douche bags give me cravings, so I chain smoked after watching this.

[xtrmkornfan89]

if some dude like that came up to me, i would've thrown him in the fuckin ocean with a brick tied to his dick.

[CatieKat99]

did ayone else who is a smoker, watch this video, then have a smoke? ...I certainly did!

[neongreenninja]

@CatieKat99 I lit a smoke then sat down to watch it.

[RitzDaCracker1]

@CatieKat99 hahaha im about to.

[RankAndFileGuy]

@CatieKat99 I was having one while watching this... made me go WTF then burst out with laughter.

[TheEchosid]

I just read the comments and rofl.

[thatbrownkiddd]

IM A SMOKER AND IM OFFENDED. 

[BeastlyVoldemort]

@thatbrownkiddd ur kinda supposed to be

[thatbrownkiddd]

@BeastlyVoldemort smokers have feelings too...

[BeastlyVoldemort]

@thatbrownkiddd yes ik and i'll admit the vid was a little too harsh but if it offends u just ignore it :-/

[Ericsongo]

Asshole. Live and let live

[4badasspeople]

481 people who watched this smoke

[pissedbludsincebirth]

Hahaha. I smoke. I started smoking to look cool. I wish I could quit, but i'm an addict. Not using that as an excuse, it'd be very possible to quit. I just like choking myself too much. I will die in my 40s-50s, and i'm cool with that. But the thing is, I know these things, and i'm comfortable with it. Anyone who DOESN'T needs to get eviscerated. If somebody were to walk up to me and give me this speech, i'd start a fight (not saying I'd WIN or anything), but I still give the clip my thumbs up.

[thelegendofmari]

Real men don't quit smoking, the fight lung disease!!! LOL

[JefferyWhiganshire]

If I smoke 0-1 cigarettes a day, I don't eat junk food, i don't drink, and I don't stress as much so I'm more productive. Oh really, cigarettes are bad for your heart, lungs, and general fitness? As opposed to waking up to a 90% sugar cereal, a daily big mac, drinking 5 cups of shitty coffee a day, and getting home and having a nice healthy dose of too much alcohol and not enough sleep? If you fit that description, I'm going to out live you. Idiot.

[theliberator1]

every time my friends tell me 'you should quit smoking" i tell them "are you going to quit binge drinking? didnt think so."

[MissSuicidalCupcake]

@theliberator1 Ditto.

I made a bad choice when I was younger and started smoking, but now, I quite like the occasional cigarette .My friends ALWAYS hound me to quit, and it's like...Alright, I'll quit as soon as you all quit binge drinking, stop eating junk food every single day, deal with your coffee addiction...and so on. I accept it's bad for people, but I always make sure I smoke away from everyone else, it's not as if I go to great lengths to blow it in their face.

[Galal799]

People who smoke just because ' they're too stressed' or 'nervous'... are a bunch of pathetic, weak wusses... just saying.

[CheffBryan]

@Galal799 It's changing your environment and performing a comfortable actin while soothing the nicotine cravings. It's simply psychology and I don't smoke.

[MRthreesixt]

@Galal799 your pussy cause you care about your health you little bitch js

[Galal799]

@MRthreesixt You actually believe that? so screwing up your lungs and everyone else's makes you a badass? you're sick my friend

[MRthreesixt]

@Galal799 where all going die anyways so im going to die with some smoke lungs so be it 

[Galal799]

@MRthreesixt You're not just killing yourself, you're ruining the environment and harming others. if it had been only your death, know one would have gave a shit.

[MRthreesixt]

@Galal799 Your car is ruining the environment and harming others, and if you die in a car crash by your self no one will care either... go figer bud

[Galal799]

@MRthreesixt We can't live without cars, but yeah you can live with a cigs. don't be a smartass.It's not the same thing.

[SamLynn93]

"You see that? Clean as a whistle.....all coffee stains"

[argonionscum]

';see this? clean, all coffee stains'

[UltraGrunt79]

Yeah somking is so cool just siting down and coughing uncontrolable and getting lung cancer totally cool dude yeah narly.

[Aeolianshred]

Little known fact, non smokers die everyday.

[jackofblades94]

@Aeolianshred and smokers die every minute ;P

[CrazyShooter199]

@jackofblades94 one person dies every second btw. But since there are definitely more non-smokers on earth in total, more non-smokers than smokers die every minute on average....

[jackofblades94]

@CrazyShooter199 That's interesting.

[Ben93able]

That was in no way funny

[urmom102697]

Haha I totally loled. This is genius.

[MrMultiMindControl]

You know how people comment or say stuff like it's to calm you down?. Well if you people didn't fucking smoke in the first time they all wouldn't be as angry. You just use this as an excuse, i mean couldn't you see a doctor about your anger manigments? instead of smoking!. God damn it get some lifes

[PERPLHAISE]

The only reason im not smoking anymore is because you just pay shit for dying earlier. Come to think of it, everything i ever do is paying shit to die early.

[Zralf]

my mother smokes so much,,and i hate her, so every time i smell that satan-fart, i hate the smoker.

[ThePantha2]

smoke weed,not cigs!

[Simok1234]

@ThePantha2 <_< that's even worse you know

[TheGreatEgyptian]

weed > cigs

[iamcondescending]

all this short makes me wanna do is go have a smoke, and I haven't had a smoke in a year thanks, you assholes.

[wtl1964]

lol cigs are harsh and taste like shit . if you get use to it ,then you knows theres a problem. now bud... theres somthing smooth and refreshing

[normalpsychology]

I fucking love this. Finally a video for intelligent people who hate morons who think smoking is anything other than disgusting, expensive, and retarded.

[coalanderson]

This is shit, and that guys a douche. who would find this funny?

[clearasil11]

I smoke so I can live through listening to your shit stories

[NinjaRaider2]

If I were to start smoking, I would only smoke really expensive shit on occasion, or if I was like a grizzled sergeant in a war, then I'd smoke cigars cos I'm gonna sacrifice myself to save my squad in the next scene anyway

[acey45]

Just think how cool that guy would look If the hole time he was talking he had a cigarette.

[SamSam563]

Don't smoke unless it is medical

[TheAshurak]

The guy who doesn't smoke cigarettes should focus on giving up pole smoking.

[faisal1979m]

give me one responsible benefit from smoking rather than wasting your health , teeth , money , smell and your disordered personality which abuses other's health so they become a 2nd smokers!!! seriously.... whatever benefit your are going to smoke away your lame excuse with it... its not worth it because it makes you a fool rather than cool !!!!

[fartdonkeys]

@faisal1979m you don't smoke to look cool you smoke to get through the day with out slitting your wrists and killing your self

[faisal1979m]

@fartdonkeys that because of your are addicted to the nicotine which makes you edgy and venerable to any life shock you should man up and face your problems see people whom are worst than your miserable life still what can't kill you made you strong ,, this is also because of the soul anorexia you should feed your soul with faith in your God and accept your fate weather its good or bad you will be rewarded sooner or later...

[zTheOnez]

@faisal1979m "Faith in your God" Which god is that exactly?

[tratorta]

@faisal1979m stfu, lame douchebag christian

[faisal1979m]

@tratorta Wow ..did I get your nerve calm down big cool smoker no one will ever care if you abuse yourself with smoke its your choice maybe a desperate one!!! still you will pay the price in the expense of your health & life style if you had any left... and I am not a Christian even though I know Christian is way better than your Godless damaged mind... I pitted you

[tratorta]

@faisal1979m I don't even smoke, you retard.

You're just very annoying.

preconceived prejudices like all douchebag christians.

Go fucking die in a ditch.

[faisal1979m]

@tratorta you don't need to justify yourself either you are smoker or not who cares but you reminde me with the saying : When you take things that falsely addressed you personally. then you are approving that they are true ...

[tratorta]

@faisal1979m just stop lecturing on youtube, sand-nigger.

Go praise allah or some bullshit like that.

[faisal1979m]

@tratorta Ignorant racial atheist....

[noal900]

@tratorta well done troll *pats on head* well done.

[zTheOnez]

@faisal1979m Soooo does this god have a name? A title?

I'm just going to assume you're talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you don't want to get specific.

[faisal1979m]

@zTheOnez What's your beef Aithiest ?

[SpaSpaSpaz]

@fartdonkeys ironicly in a way you are killing yourself lol

[MindFlip]

@fartdonkeys i should get that tattoed on my neck so people will stop bitching about my smoking.

[UMPGamer565]

@fartdonkeys Weed is ok weed is for calming stress PLUS it smells good

[PBKruser]

@fartdonkeys Lol. I'll bet any amount of money that ANYONE who started smoking, started because they wanted to fit in or look cool.

[tvap1122]

cigarettes are for pussies. Cigars are for men. Not smoking is for even manlier men.

[tratorta]

@tvap1122 sad because your grandpa died of lung cancer?

[tvap1122]

@tratorta Nope. He's still alive. TRololol

[austinhenderson1]

@tvap1122 Blunts are for the manliest of men.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Then whats Weed for?

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Panzy-asses who can't get through the day like a normal person.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Youre ignorant weed is used medically in california

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Yeah but in california it's also legal to marry a dog and prisoners have more rights than citizens. When it gets accepted by the FDA and the DSM, let me know.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Youre still being stupid cigarettes are legal so there I let you know

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 OH WOW! i never knew cigarettes were legal! NO WAY! next thing your gonna tell me is that alcohol is too! DURRRRRRRRRRR

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 The next thing Im gonna tell is stop blowin men and fucking male butts

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Dude, i didn't ask about your daytime hobbies now did i?

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Youre corny

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 and...?

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 And Stfu

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Thats what i told your mom while i was doing her in the ass

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 The fact that you like anal is bad enough but fantasizing about my mother is kinda weird yo you mite wana check into a ward

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Wow really? that's the best you can muster? Go back when you know how to insult instead of just "Yeah well you should go to a ward" What's next? Neener neener neener?

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Using words that arent needed will get you no where kid

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Wow, you are literally too stupid to insult.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Youre jokes make no sense get a life and stop trying to be a badass on youtube

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 It doesn't make sense to you because you have the thinking ability of a tomato. I make a valid point and the best you can come up with is "Your using words that arent needed". Seriously, go back to first grade.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 I skipped that grade lol and you dont make valid points you made assumptions plus if you look through the comments you say that tomato quote to everyone

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 I have only said that to YOU. Once. And im the one making invalid points and assumptions? Are you for real? because no-one can be this stupid. Quit trying to act like Socrates when really you have no logical leg to stand on.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Youre jokes get worse and worse...

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 The only joke here is your life.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Wow talking about your self is bad for your self esteem

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Wow really? whats next? I am rubber you are glue?

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 yes you are a rubber condom

I am a human being

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 No your a failed coat hanger abortion who is crying like a little bitch because not everyone likes weed like you do.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Never said I liked Weed

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Yet your making fun of me because i dont.

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Lol you gonna cry?

[tvap1122]

@UMPGamer565 Nope, Im just gonna laugh at your idiocy :)

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Thats cool

[UMPGamer565]

@tvap1122 Thats Sweet.

[FlagFlyingHigh3]

@tvap1122 That maybe true but I do more before 9oclock than you do all day.

[tvap1122]

@FlagFlyingHigh3 Did you just seriously steal the old US army motto? Pathetic.

[FlagFlyingHigh3]

@tvap1122 how is it pathetic if its true?

[tvap1122]

@FlagFlyingHigh3 well i guess if you call getting high and playing COD, which im gonna go ahead and guess is your biggest life accomplishment.

[FlagFlyingHigh3]

@tvap1122 I dont question what you are or your life so how about you give me the same respect. Im not going to try to convince you what I do for a living because there's no point. All I know is that your a condescending asshole that judges adults that make there own decisions and life choices. So how about you shut your mouth and stop making yourself look like a idiot.

[tvap1122]

@FlagFlyingHigh3 So let me see if I get this straight, this conversation started with YOU asking for MY opinion on weed, which, being the average stoner that you are, didn't like, so you bitched back, and now YOU are telling ME that I am the intolerant one? Look bud, IDK how many brain cells you have left, but if there is some, use them to realize this is all caused by YOUR idiocy, of course, you wont, cause you have the thinking ability of a tomato.

[FlagFlyingHigh3]

@tvap1122 I didn't say anything about weed guy, that was the other person you are talking to.

[tvap1122]

@FlagFlyingHigh3 Oh so you butting in and telling me I'm intolerant when I wasn't talking to you obviously makes your argument more logical and novel.

[zTheOnez]

@tvap1122 Having read over your argument I can safely say, as a neutral party, that the guy you're arguing with is rather illiterate. You on the other hand seem quite literate. Congratulations.

Beyond that, the guy you're arguing with seems rather nice. You seem like a misinformed asshole who let a little education get to his head. You live in America. You are probably smarter than most of the people you interact with.

Amongst a sea of idiots you are the least retarded. Get over it.

[Connectification1993]

@zTheOnez You make a great moderator, man. I like the way you praise the guy and insult him right after it

[biodigitaljazz]

@tvap1122 advocating not smoking is for pussies that are afraid of cancer.

[tvap1122]

@biodigitaljazz Let me guess, your a pissed off smoker whos mad cause everyone tells him to quit?

[MrRednijlad]

I find most smokers are excellent conversationalists -makes me jealous

[happyisthehacker]

I am going to go smoke now. I kept watching "just one more" video, and this one just pushed me over the edge. :)

[wiliscool]

"Thats not bothering you? You smell like shit." That made me crack up