Metroid Machinima Makes Me Maddeningly Miserable

[Nintendoga]

....Still better then Other M

[TehNoun]

The guy who made this should have chose to do cooking.

[dfhaoihdao]

I lololol'd at the cockpit from X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter.

[GreatFox42]

I think the saddest thing here is that, despite the bad writing, horrible background choice, and sprite quality that ranges from meh to what-the-fuck-was-that-even-su­pposed-to-be, it WAS animated smoothly.

Wasted potential is sad.

[VGclass]

5:32

Are you counting the Super Mario Bros. Movie there slowbeef?

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

That video was ingdoodles

[BlueChameleon01]

Still, better than Other M!

[baconlabs]

(base explodes)

(entire planet drops, but not too far)

[Djinnfest]

Metroid: Main Theme Flatulent Macintosh Remix

[jimboooo]

@Djinnfest Holy shit yes

[bloodhazard67]

@lich109 he was in metroid prime hunters for the ds. He was killed by samus, but he was rebuilt. He has a lazer sword on his arm and can split in half, with his lower half acting as a turret. He was playable in multiplayer.

[EternalGuardian07]

I think Samus's sprite is a colored-in Metroid II sprite. He didn't attempt any shading, so it looks like a horrible blob of colors.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Interestingly enough, those metroids are actually the fake metroids from Maridia, so when that space pirate says they look the same but act differently or whatever he's actually totally wrong.

[bloodhazard67]

No space pirate general is more badass than weavel.

[lich109]

@bloodhazard67 So who is weavel? I saw a few people mention him, and I've played nearly every metroid game.

[KiteStrongart]

What really does it for me is that samus' ship controlls are from fucking X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter, or whatever it was called.

[Darlos9D]

@KiteStrongart You know what's funny? I never even played that game and I STILL figured that's where it was from.

[WVI]

Add "general dysisa" to the tags.

[JDWtri]

General Dyslexia is General Ironicus' little brother.

[RadonX9]

'My name is Generil Dysleksea.'

[Zknight7126]

Dude, this is about as bad as... I have nothing to compare this to.

[GeneticKH]

@Zknight7126 Darkseed 2? Newgrounds reviews?

[PugOfDoom]

@Evan121991 I was disappointed that it wasn't in their own tags, here. :P

[HuskyVerbatim]

NES Metroid? That's clearly the sprite from Metroid II.

[pHr33kAcHu]

The last screwdriver is in the author's ass cavity. The Internet is at peace.

[TehPonynaut]

Holy quaffle.

The Enigma of Amigara Fault?

[EponymousKid]

The list of words that AREN'T misspelled is, admittedly, probably a little longer... but not much.

[thevisualboy37]

Why did Samus suddenly go from Super Metroid to Metroid Fusion?

[JanitorAntisocial]

She got the Grapple Beam from one Mochtroid?

If only the Metroid series were that easy.

[BrookeFilth]

You guys have Aquaired a subscribber

[notyoursavior78]

"Comedy."

[mmelendez514]

I really wish Beef and Betus used their Ridley voice like in the Metroid Prime LP's

ITS A LIVIN'

[5282890]

@mmelendez514 STILL FALLIN'

[TheToast7]

@mmelendez514 Notice the tags.

[ArbalestModel]

Why does Samus pilot the Pyro GX?

[BluHerring]

Metroid has stopped working. Mother Brain can check for a solution the next time you go online and try to restart the program.

[lethraxin]

3:23 reminds me of (watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA)

[Rocks21]

Also, to the two bitches that were arguing, CIA are scum bags who protect the oligarchs and help exploit the third world, not genuinely catch "criminals", so its nothing to brag about too loudly. And throwing your own 3 year old daughter under the bus to prove you've had sex is also just really desperate, never mind creepy.

[Icerama108]

1:24 those are the fake metroids from Super Metroid! Wow, could he atleast find the right sprite?

[Icerama108]

Metroid Machinima Makes Me Maddeningly Miserable is the true Other M.

[Me14986]

19 People can't fit in that hallway. Yeah, I went there.

[GammaRidley]

You see the sequel? He's scared of you guys.

[JuiceMalouse]

You see slowbeef? THIS is what happens when you scan for pirate lore.

[callerindarkness]

lol, they even used the wing commander cockpit if im not mistaken

[kaihedgie]

@callerindarkness Actually, it's the Y-Wing cockpit from the X-Wing series

[Falcovsleon21]

I can't help but feel this was a cheap attempt at replicating Super Mario Bros. Z's success but with the Metroid franchise instead of Mario and Sonic.

[1AMBERHACKNEY2D]

i aquared a sense of comediey (yes i know how to spell comedy)

[protoAuthor]

@freego10

Stop whiteknighting for a guy who's perfectly okay with being made fun of, broseph.

[ultimaten0ob]

@protoAuthor I know right? Dude needs to chillax, Brochacho.

[WhiteTiger225]

@protoAuthor Damnit, now you gave him a fanfic idea....

[WhiteTiger225]

@protoAuthor Brosus and Brod

[freego10]

Don't these guys like have a life?

[Lawliet31101979]

@freego10 Wow your a total bitch.

[DrSarcasticus]

@freego10 "Get a life" is the most fallacious, annoying argument there is in all of the world, not just the internet, and has a 0% effectiveness track record, even worse than "if you don't liek it don't watch it lol", it is also quite popular with twilight fans, congratulations, you're as bad as twilight fans, well have an upward piss of a day now

[GazzyW007]

@DrSarcasticus Nice win thar.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

@DrSarcasticus you two are still fighting?

cry som moar will you?

[DarkJoker7]

@DrSarcasticus i don't see how "if you don't like it don't watch it" is fallacious it's only logic, if you don't like something you don't have to watch it or waste your time badgering those involved with it (fans, creators, etc.) . People tend to attack things they don't like with personal attacks on it's fans and then say "hai, don't tell me not to talk about not liking it it's my opinion". Protection of opinion does not extend to making fun of those who hold the opposite opinion.

[x7c8r9]

@DarkJoker7 well when you upload something that can be viewed publicly you have to expect that not everyone is going to love it.

[DarkJoker7]

@x7c8r9 yes that's true, but the whole point of my statement (which you blatantly missed) was that if you don't like it then don't waste one more second of your life on it and move on, no need to be mean to the person for putting up. Constructive criticism is cool, if you know how to give it. If you don't you just come off as an pretentious ass.

[x7c8r9]

@DarkJoker7 well the way I see it is when people post anything for people to see on the internet they have to deal with critics good or bad just like with anything you do in real life.

[Buretsu]

@DarkJoker7 Obviously, they did like it. They liked it enough to make a video making fun of it. I'm sure there are any number of crappy things like this that retsupurae hasn't even touched. This was so terrible, it was actually pretty good.

[EvanCWaters]

I still don't get why they used original horrible-looking sprites when 99% of this could be done with sprites already in the games.

[havvyweponsman]

What a steaming load of ingdoodles.

[notyoursavior78]

I still want to know what happened to General Dysisa...

[EssJay00]

INCREDIBLE FUN

[xplay108]

You should re-make this RP with Ridley from your Metroid Prime LP commenting on his performance

[UberRusty]

IT'S A LIVIN'!

[BlockDuuuuude]

It's like they were indecisive the entire time with which games graphics they wanted to use, and what style they were going for.

[yoshibear1009]

This is the worst thing ive seen made......

And it seems it was made by a 2 year old >.>

Nice commentary though :p

[rasen013]

ah ingdoodles

[RayLedgend]

Am I the only one that searched for General Dysisa after this?

[OrderofMertuary]

I can't wait until Star Craft II comes out... I really can't, people couldn't wait for the beta to end before making a horrible video..

[dajam9035]

4:06 narlnaranarla garbage lmao

[RocMegamanX]

Wait...I don't know if anyone mentioned this or not, but...

Aren't the Metroids' only weakness the ice beam and THEN missiles? Because in the movie, Samus didn't use the ice beam.

[Gazooki69]

And to think 3 years ago people seriously liked this shit...

[redakdal]

@Gazooki69 they didn't have very many brain cells back then I guess

[MilliSkillit]

make a new retsu you fat friends

[DJCuell]

@MilliSkillit You can see more videos by them on facebook. They recently uploaded another one this month.

[Sodokashi]

@CONJ0PI

Oh look, its this fag again.

[DayBreakization]

@CONJ0PI "This channel is no longer available because the user closed their account." Ha ha.

[zeforon1000]

I love how that dragon can fit in that small hallway. It was a great animation.(Not)

[JohnnyxH]

"it may be a little choppy, on my computer at least... YOU MADE IT" my favorite part.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

When did Samus get a Y-Wing fighter?

[QOTSA8]

MOAARRR VIIIDDDEEEOOOSSS

[vitralizer]

Aquaired Aspergers syndrome

[Bigbattle22]

@vitralizer Sadly, it doesn't give you the thinking of an adult and/or the skills to make a good flash video.

[vitralizer]

@Bigbattle22

That's what OCD is for.

[regalgreen]

This video is actually alot better if you watch it wearing 3D glasses...and have your eyes closed...

[SailorMan69]

IT'S A LIVIN'

[literalgameboy]

*kills a metroid*

*ding*

[rasen013]

TYPOS, TYPOS EVERYWHERE!!!

[WinglessIceAngel]

And so Samus successfully escaped from the Space Pirate base on Planet LSD!

[ACEkilla17]

wtf is goin on lol

[smitty618]

you guys need to make vids more frequently ¬¬

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@smitty618 THEY

GOT TO START

MAKING VIDS

[Gnarledreaper]

More retsupurae's please, i have watched all of them and i need MORE!

[Jaysunai]

You should do another review of this video with vuvuzelas blasting.

[TheRealBurninator]

This may have been said before and I may seem like a nerdy prick saying this but, it's not machinima! It's a flash animation! And yes, there is a difference.

[GiantSandles]

I was half-expecting the Benny Hill theme tune to start when I saw Samus' running animation

[xplay108]

If you use Youtube's godawful piece of shit automated closed captions, you'll get some interesting comments. Only occasionally is it even close to right. For example, at 1:17, the caption says "between [sic] the the name of and right politics there is death". Lovely!

[OnWonTons]

How did someone sit there and seriously think "Hey, this would be a GREAT idea for a youtube video"?

I can't wrap my head around it. xfd

[notyoursavior78]

"I get it. He was supposed to be looking through the glass....it was just terrible."

hahaha

[90sHeroMAXD]

stupid question? what/who is Machimia?

[Iceindra]

@90sHeroMAXD Not a stupid question. Machinima means a video of a game that revolves around a made up story. Best examples are Red vs Blue, and Arby vs the Chief, both are halo machinimas. Machinima is also a Youtube channel where they do just that, upload machinimas. Hope that explains it :x

[EthVortexShield]

@90sHeroMAXD Machimia's one of the space pirates.

[poiuppx]

And thus did the internet fight end peacefully. Due to the World Cup.

[UberRusty]

@scratchneck You are so cool, bro. I'm sure you get laid nonstop, man. Such a good personality too. And that CIA job suits you well, because you seem very intelligient. I'm sure you just bust crime nonstop. Have they made comics about you? I would so read them. Who are you giving the movie rights to? Are your heroic deeds even possible to be shown on film, or are they too awesome to be recreated?

Oh, wait a second... you're just an asshole on the internet, aren't you? Sorry, my mistake.

[scratchneck]

@UberRusty haha you're funny but dumb. It takes an idiot to say offensive things like that to a powerful man like me. Don't you have survival instinct, or you just wanna commit harm to yourself?

[UberRusty]

@scratchneck Yes, I get it, "CIA" status. I'm sure you're just sitting at your government issue laptop commenting on YouTube videos, preparing hit squads and putting my name (which you don't even know) on all the governmental blacklists. Go assassinate a foreign dictator or something, instead of dicking around on YouTube, Mr. "CIA agent".

[scratchneck]

@UberRusty You know what? You responded to me totally the way I excepted you would. You qualify for the rank of "tedious cowardly dumbass". congratulations

[XIII13lak]

@scratchneck Congratulations, you are trolling on the internet! I'm sure you get mad pussy because of it!

And before you can even say it, I have a three year old daughter, so yes, I have gotten some.

[scratchneck]

@XIII13lak What makes you think I'm interested in your 3-year old daughter, or the fact that "you have gotten some"? In fact the whole idea of you connecting a three-year old girl to your sex life makes me sick to my stomach, and has me wondering what kind of freak you are. I'm sorry if you need to brag about your "great" sex life on the internet, and can't have a normal conversation without projecting your personal difficulties with women to it. Sorry, but I'm not gonna be your fuckin shrink.

[XIII13lak]

@scratchneck But you're part of the CIA aren't you? Isn't phycological analysis part of your training? And I never said I had a great sex life. I'm married and taking care of a young child, I no longer have much time for that any more.

And what part of causing a troll to have an aneurysm a regular conversation? Last I checked, you just tried to have a man blacklisted over a youtube comment. Your superiors must be very annoyed with you.

[scratchneck]

@XIII13lak you failed, don't even bother trying to save it...

[XIII13lak]

@scratchneck And what a wonderful way to finish my Father's Day: Watch a few Retsupurae's, enjoy a glass of wine, get a nice finger painting from my little one of a flower, and watch a troll trying desperately to irritate me for my own amusement. All I need now is to watch a video of the Italian Football team being systematically destroyed and I can end the day a happy man.

[scratchneck]

@XIII13lak you following the world cup? what's your favorite team?

[XIII13lak]

@scratchneck Well, as much as I would prefer my wifes home country of Israel to be in it, sadly, that couldn't happen, though I guess that France has caught my eye of late.

[scratchneck]

@XIII13lak France is my favorite team, but they will not qualify, due to having a superstitious prick as their coach. That idiot won't put their best player on the field.

[Arceus9295]

@scratchneck

Takes one to know one, Scratchneck.

If you hate the video so much, don't watch it.

[scratchneck]

@Arceus9295 Did I ever ask for your opinion? NO. SO SHUT UP

[poiuppx]

@scratchneck Dude. You commented on an open, all-persons-can-read-&-reply, comment system. You might not've asked for opinions, but you logically should accept others folks watching might, y'know, also have opinions and things to say.

[scratchneck]

@poiuppx Well, aren't you a smart boy. I know my rights I'm in CIA btw, I got connections, get back to whatever you were doing because you don't wanna mess with me, you don't wanna be a juvenile delinquent, 13 is a bit too low an age to get marked by society's blacklisting policies, I know you might not be from the USA but our policies have a long range for little lawbreaking busters like you

[Mr00Ted]

@scratchneck

I lol'd at this comment.

lol'd hard.

[poiuppx]

@scratchneck You're in the CIA? No wonder this country is in the shape it's in. Please, oh masterful one, your wit and skills are wasted here. Go forth and help defend the Western world!

...or, you know, don't make idiotic internet tough guy comments that anyone with two brain cells knocking together could tell was pure BS. Your call, really.

[XIII13lak]

@scratchneck I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure people in the CIA that can actually do anything important are not allowed to brag about the fact they are in the CIA. Or blacklist people for calling you out your bullshit on the internet.

Besides, isn't that HLS's and the NSA's job to be doing that shit?

[scratchneck]

@XIII13lak You're no expert so perhaps you should stick to your expertise? I guess you've never heard of the CIACO? Yeah I guess you haven't, so I suggest before you start talking BS to ppl with a higher IQ than yours find out the basics of the topic before you open your stupid mouth. And like I said before: stick to your own expertise (playing Tetris or whatever) and let me handle mine ( battling crime). HLS & NSA, kid LOL, did you forget to take your pills or are you livin in a fuckin closet?

[DinerSals]

@scratchneck:

If you're in the CIA, I'm the president of Mexica.

[scratchneck]

@DinerSals I'm the vice president of America's leading financial secret organization, dude, you still think you could ever pull yourself together to form even one single desiccated attempt to insult my person?

[DinerSals]

@scratchneck:

If your a vice president, go and fuck off. I've never seen such a GREAT athority (sp?) harrass people on YouTube.

[scratchneck]

@DinerSals oh, oh, oh, look who's here, you a tough mofuggah, aren't you, I'll give you advice, don't fuck with cats who got mo brain than you....

[DinerSals]

@scratchneck:

Wow. What a comeback.

[scratchneck]

@DinerSals fuck you, nerd. you really are a stupid piece of shit, aren't you. tell me how you managed to become that way? it's beyond me how anyone can...

[DinerSals]

@scratchneck:

Having mood swings, aren't you mate?

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

one of you guys sound like jack thadeas

[Ezo945]

Is there a place where you can recommend things for retsupurae?

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@Ezo945 the twitter, I think...the Webcam Ward vids are sweet.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

It sounds like he filtered all of his sound effects and voice work through a $5 microphone.

[PaperMario15]

This is the best retsupurae.

[moneymandate]

If you haven't aquaired Donkey Kong Country, you are stupid

[coldsteel94]

what does pokemon crystal catching shiny suicune have to do with this? lol

[andrewXransom]

Aquaired breast cancer.

[KirbyRoolz47]

@andrewXransom Breast Cancer passed to Lara Croft. CURED.

[Ezo945]

"Traversed three or four planets there."

[GameShark9000]

This video makes me want to auqaire Metroid Other M.

[ParadoxJuice]

@GameShark9000 You misspelt aquaire...

[christinasaterlee]

@carefreeworld Their viddler account is just "retsu", not retsupurae.

[MightyKombat]

Thist makes Red vs Blue look like mofuggin Meet The Spartans

[KombuchaClock]

I think Dysisa summed it up well:

"This... is... terrible..."

[KombuchaClock]

Mmmmmm...

[notyoursavior78]

oh yeah and

"Fuck you Spriters-Resource!"

[notyoursavior78]

I want to know what happens to General Dysisa!!!!!

lol anyway hilarious RP.

[Cythrin]

What the fuck, man. Pick a Metroid game and stick to it. We've got NES Samus and her ship running through Super Metroid's start to Metroid Fusion's backgrounds, Samus fires NES Megaman's pellets and Fusion's bombs, plus he was too lazy to actually put the actual sprites for Fusion's Super bombs and...

Fuck this. The Spriter's Resource is a great site to find sprites from pretty much any game ever released, but it's things like this video that give it a bad reputation.

[GameShark9000]

Mystery Science Theater (or Mystery Gaming Theater) FTW!

[carefreew0rld]

umm i know this has nothing to do with the video, but did somebody hack retsupurae's viddler account? i wanted to watch gameguy and there was this really shitty 5 minute video called contest form hell, that was it...

[maneater96]

3:26 looks like one of the faces that might be used for arise 3

[ozymoron1]

5/5

[Firebrand101]

I love how the Metroid dies with a little *ding*

[WVI]

How is it that this fanfiction is actually less exciting and comprehensive than the most boring Metroid game?

[KingofStrawberries]

@WVI ...There's a boring Metroid game?

[protoAuthor]

@KingofStrawberries

No, they're all INCREDIBLE FUN.

[GenesisTree]

oh god....what is this?

[Makron5]

It says 8 hours ago yet I saw this and it says 6 days here.

[ArbalestModel]

Was that the Pyro-GX cockpit from Descent?

[zenkaze]

WMM AQUAIRED