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  • KONY CAN SUCK MY KOHONY!

  • It was Wesley crusher's bed room. It all makes sense. The danger of being sucked (ok blown) Out and the humility of have to enter using a small hole in the wall. :P

  • Sure is pizza rolls in here...

  • It's a love-making room.

  • I got your pizza rolls, swingin

  • @ 1:56, as Takei would say:

    Ooohh Myyyy....

  • Hahahaha, I just love the 'Excuse me, sir' Star Trek guy very much:

    "Hum, excuse me, hi. How do you know for sure the robots will be lost and confused without the Viceroy? Who's in charge here? What's this all about again? Why are we all listening to this fourteen-year-old-girl with no military experience? And I thought serving under Picard was dangerous!"

  • Damnit! I had to go buy some pizza rolls 'cause these videos were making me crave them!

  • I love that guy who complains about puncturing the plasma coolant.

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  • Can i have some pizza rolls?

  • @Lemonman1313 Did you ever get your pizza rolls?

  • @ctchampagne I have yet to get some pizza rolls, but he is a serial killer, I would imagine he's a busy guy. 

  • I like this movie and I like this review...

  • "Almost half his crew in every movie?" There are four TNG movies!  Did some people die twice?

  • @RadarKat73080

    meaning none of the important crew, ie; riker, troi, worf, but any number of redshirt crewmembers.

  • @drgonzo72001 4X50%=200%

  • @RadarKat73080

    you can do math, good for you...

  • @drgonzo72001 And I didn't have to use my fingers.

  • @RadarKat73080

    right, because you are eating pizza rolls.

  • Anyone know which Bach concertos is playing in the background @5:02-8:01? Would really appreciate it.

  • Please send a pizza roll. thx.

  • Dear Mr. Plinkett,

    I would like a Pizza Roll. Thank you!

    Love,

    GoldenCenturion

  • solid windows made from glass would because of high pressure in space turn to luiqid like state

  • I want a pizza roll!

  • (1:19) Hugh has been turned into human again? I don't remember that

  • It was the picturesque suicide room!

  • I've got it! That room is for waste disposal! It only takes one person, forced to crawl on his knees with sacks filled with crew waste, after already being forced into what most be the most degrading position on the whole damned ship (after they stopped needing the poor bastard who used to fetch Scotty his sandwiches). The opening would be just large enough for that. It also explains why no one's there. It probably stank, though.

  • It's the surprise divorce room. Honey, wanna go on a romantic getaway? I know just the place -- just you, me and the vast cold emptiness of space. Where no one will find your b-.. I mean, don't forget to pack the pizza rolls!

  • i want a pizza roll!

  • I'm rewatching this after a few months, and I still lose it at "JE-sus H. Christ!"

    Those four little syllables could summarize the entire TNG movie line-up.

  • 7:30 That room is in a state of disrepair. The forcefield is temporary for when the blast door is open, but there is no transparent aluminum window. The door can't be used because it is blocked off because the room is in a state of disrepair.

    I am talking out my.. I have never seen this movie. Does my explanation make sense?

  • I love the recurring Star Trek guy who's always questioning everything :D

  • yeah... i want a pizza roll, too.

    seriously

    apart from that, awesome channel, your reviews are amazing!

  • I want a pizza roll!

  • 0:25 ''or you could get killed by a tar monster...''

    -_-

  • Oh Hi Q, I was wondering when you'd show up.

  • Hey Mr. Plinkett

    Next time you want to make a First Contact reveiw, add this part. in the hologram scene when picard shoots the borg with the tommygun, it killed them instantly, but it has been established in past TNG episodes that it takes 2 senior officers to remove the safety measures on the holodeck, but is Lily really a senior officer? This does not make sense! Fuck!

  • I want some pizza rolls.

  • yeah, I always got turned off by the inconsistency and schmuckiness of Picard being so cavalier in killing just-assimilated crew-members. When Picard himself was Borg but changed back. Even the black woman says "but you didn't even try to save them". Something was just off and dis-jointed in "First Contact". In fact, in the whole damn movie series. They should have never cancelled the TV series so soon. Only to crank out full-of-holes and discontinuity screw-ups in the subsequent movies.

  • I just thought it was a make out room. Bring a blanket, picnic.. OR a good book! Just a quiet, "I want to be alone" room. :) OR an escape room. They could seal that tube pretty easily. Maybe they could steer the ship from that one panel? ho hum . .

  • i want a pizza roll....

  • I LOL'd so hard at 3:33

  • It's snowing like it's frickin' Antarctica where I am--a plate of pizza rolls sounds FANTASTIC

  • WOOW!!!!!!!!! time 1:49 LOL the doctor ASSSS yummy

  • Jayzus H. Christ.

  • Its a panic room with escape ability

  • I would like a pizza roll.

  • The windows where Picard makes people walk the plank.

  • "This is an emotional moment. Anakin just killed some sand people"

    "You mean Arabs?"

    "No. No, you racist"

  • @stupidusername84 Arabs is a virus.An aggressive virus.

  • 1:50  lol.

  • i want a pizza roll

  • @trekkie117 Me too!!

  • 6:54 data says "that's blown out"... what about contractions dude?!

  • i wanna pizza roll plz

  • Seriously fir those who emailed the pizza rolls.Did you really get them? I'd be really surprised if you did!LOL

    

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  • The holodeck is a private sex-room with a view, used by the top brass.

    They don't practice sex sex and often employ prostitutes. The whole thing is dangerous.

  • @terratrema

    I wondered how often the janitors had to clean cum off the floor of the hollideck.

  • @charlesvan13 The Enterprise is an aerospace industry product: There is no janitor, just a large bunch of engineers at Boeing that have made hundred thousand dollar a year careers out of studying the problem and charging it to NASA.

  • @charlesvan13

    Well, the ships somehow cleans itself as mentioned when they beamed up that society of Irish hicks, and it would likely be against ship rules, like when Barkley broke them by using living people to play the roles in his fantasies...Yeah, dorky accurate.

  • Real trekkies don't question the holodeck, we all know how many plotholes it's creatd over the years.

  • The window is a makeshift toilet

  • i want pizza rolls

  • i want pizza rolls, god damnit, waita make me hungry in the middle of the night

  • The holographic clothing thing is simple. The transporter which is essentially the same type of technology, can just transport the clothing off ppl who use the holodeck and replace with the theme of the recreation.

  • @yaahyak So it rips off their clothes and puts them back on? Also, that means that they are naked in reality, how did they get their clothes back on?

  • @TheBadShaman They are never naked. Holodecks, transporters and replicators are variations/uses of the same technology. How many times on the show have they replicated clothing, fabric and material. It makes sense that the computer can create actual usable clothing for people on the holodeck and then store that clothing as information back into its memory.

  • Maybe it's a room for refueling the ship with that flesh-eating coolant gas? Like, ensign A goes into the room, opens the door and they pass a refueling tube through the forcefield and connect it to the feed system... ohh nevermind

  • This demonstrates that TV shows just don't translate into good movies.

    I thought TNG was an ok TV show but all of the movies sucked.

  • @charlesvan13, I think it's just more work in general to make a good movie, takes a lot more thought and creativity than phoning it in. I think the TNG movies were kind of rushed, and they knew it was a known property anyway (so automatic audience) so they had no motivation to even try much.

    You're right that TV-movie adaptions that are good are rare, but I think good movies in general are rare. It makes the high quality of the Fugitive movie almost a miracle when you think of it.

  • Wow, First Contact is worse than I thought!

  • ill take a pizza roll

  • um sir excuse me i have some questions, so you dont want us to fire in engineering, to avoid hitting the warp core, but you want us to fire at the smaller harder to hit thing next to it? OH PUNCTURE IT ooook. but it seems like its highly pressurised OMG. do you have like a 30 foot long pole i can borrow, i dont wanna be the guy that has puncture it, cuz ill probably get my flesh melted....have sanchez do it...or mcgillicutty.. ill be..ill be in the back supervising!!!

  • At 4:35 I realized that I could quite possibly die from laughing too hard.

  • lol 2:40 omg!

  • Is that holographically projected cleavage? LOL

  • Send Pizza rolls to E. Hall, po box 13112 baltimore, md 21203

  • Okay my nigs? I fucking love this dude.....

  • 7 of 9 looks stupid when she is smiling at 1:19

  • I want a pizza roll. Send one to DriveWay 123 apartment 4

  • What's the name of the song at the end of this video and who is the person rapping it?

  • The room with the forcefield window with only one "apparent" entrance or exit. Could be a deuterium fueling transfer station, when in starbase the ship could take on via a magnetically sealed pipe - deuterium fuel.

    its simple really.

    Live long and prosper.

  • "Have Sanchez do it! Or McGillicuddy! I'll be in the back, supervising!"

  • this guy is teaching me how to notice these things, I've seen first contact many times, and have never really thought about any of these plot holes.

  • I don't wanna be the guy, who punctures it... I'll in the back - supervising. lol :D

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  • wrong, they couldn't continue going through that jefferies tube and needed to walk through.... and you can clearly see in the frame to the left a door... so bleh, it was probably used as an airlock of sorts...... even so knit picking does not destroy the purpose of the scene which was to intitate trust and understanding between lilly and picard. Lily finally understands she's not on earth and the situation that has befallen her is bigger than any affairs of state of that time.

  • @RoastingPotPieMonkey lol trekkie got butt hurt 

  • @sjm1785 lol i'm not a big trekkie, i watched the shows when i was little and enjoyed them. I thought redlettermedia's other reviews of the other star trek movies were hilarious and pretty valid. I just thought he was knit picking and twisting things to be wrong. First contact was one of my favorite movies, i'll stand by it.

  • @RoastingPotPieMonkey We all have our own favourite stuff. You can stand by that and that is fantastic but other people don't like the same stuff and if you reveal what you like, you must be prepared for someone to say that is sucks ass. Only if you really like it will you be able to ignore their pathetic insults. Ofcourse a review like plinketts is not a pathetic insult, it's a well thought out argument and you're only reply can be anouther well thought out argument or else it's an path.insult.

  • data is really strong so he can break it, a normal human couldn't.

  • if they don't kill the borg who are attacking you, then you risk dying in the process. it saves lifes to kill them.

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  • The force field window is obviously used for dumping the bodies....

  • @monkfan72 And to make it extra hard to get the bodies in the room, they left the doors out and made it accessible only via the Jeffrey's tube...

  • @Craplatte That's what the midgets or "trolls" are for.

  • @monkfan72 Ahh! Are those the same midgets/trolls that live in the walls and open/close the doors and make that swishing noise?

  • @Craplatte Absolutely.

  • @monkfan72 I think those guys deserve more credit than they're getting. All those doors opening and closing all the time, must be a shitload of work!

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  • 6:04 The best clip of all time

  • Where is part 4?

  • The room is for launching torpedoes. Now where is my pizza roll

  • Maybe its a room for secret drug deals. If I was on a starship day in and day out, I'd probably want some LSD to calm my nerves

  • It's Picard's secret skydiving room.

  • It's obviously a suicide room.

  • 1:53 space cameltoe lol

  • I want a Pizza roll! please

  • what is the song at the end ? 

  • Maybe the room is Picard's private room.

  • I want a pizza roll

  • i want a pizza roll

  • "Mcgillecotty!"

  • Actaully there is not much to disagree here... Never really noticed those strange, "technical" flaws within the shipdesign like the non durable plasma coolant tanks and that little room with the forcefield. But about that room, not speaking of it´s purpose, but you can´t know if there is actually a door leading into it too´cause we coulnd never see the whole room. Maybe Picard wanted to use the jeffreys to get faster to a specific deck in the ship? PS. Data is funny as always. ^^

  • Enough about plasma coolant, lets talk about plasma coils. Plasma coils? PLASMA COILS!

  • @Bagrah10 PLAS-plama coi-PLASMA COILS!!!!

  • I never get tire of watching this every few months and eating pizza rolls. It's been over year and it's still hillarious.

  • "from 7 of 9s unitard"

  • You could argue Picard was allowing his experience with the Borg to affect his judgement, hence the inconsistencies. It would also validate Star Fleet's preventing the Enterprise from joining the Cube fight.

  • This is the third or fourth time for me watching this, still amazing. No Pizza rolls, too fat.

  • I could really use a pizza roll.

  • pause at 04:17 I think the trumpeteer back row most left is Brannon Braga, Star Trek script writer (for lots of episodes and also this movie), the man with glasses

  • Correction sir. That's blown out. LMFAO.

  • I hate to be a gigantic nerd, but maybe that room with the forcefield was a maintenance room where someone could put on a space suit, slip through the forcefield and work on the outside of the ship. It would have been awkward with an exit that shape, but if shuttles can slip through a force field, a space suit could maybe? Or maybe it could be an umbilical, to be connected to ships/starbases to feet pipes and wires through. *shrugs*

  • "Sir, I have another question, sir. Why is the flesh-eating gas right next to the warp core, Sir? Why is it puncturable, Sir? Shouldn't it be made of titanium?"

  • PLASMA COILS!

  • i wanrt to fight you , i ewant to fist fight you fool

  • thats the pizza roll bay

  • can i have a pizza roll?

  • wait... what if that room thing was like one of the escape pod bays?

    and that forcefield was just like the one for the cargo bay?

  • The pizza roll interlude...LOL

  • Pizza rolls > First Contact

  • at 0:18 is that women cut in half or something.

  • @thewewguy8t88 No. In that episode there was these areas in space that altered matter and one of those "bubbles" effected the floor and she fell in. When it passed by that area she was left in the floor. Poor lady.

  • @rbh1138 i know all its just is she dead like how can be stuck in the floor kill you unless your cut in half.

  • i only came here for the pizza rolls.

  • That window is great for drivebys.

  • torpedo bay? Like they let the torpedoes fly out the force field when the blast door is open. Though it'd seem a little illogical to have the only way to access the room through a jeffries tube. Maybe there is an actual door that wasn't shown. Will have to watch the scene again.

  • The "window room" purpose is obvious - Suicide room :-)

  • could the room have been an airlock?

  • I WANT A PIZZA ROLL.

  • ... but that scene really fucked me up. Now when I see any Borg episode I´m just thinking "a magnum would have cleared the room" or "A Big Bertha would have blown that cube-thingy to smitherines".

  • 26 people had 2 puncture the plasma coolant tub.

  • My friend and I are of the opinion that the little room is for mooring the ship when it is in dry dock. The force field wraps around the mooring struts to maintain the atmosphere while physically anchoring the ship to the dock.

  • 6:14 Where is New Zealand?

  • Am I the only one thought that the Tommy Gun moment kind of destroyed almost every episode of Star Trek? Hmm, bullets penetrate force fields... Clint Eastwood could have shot the Borg out of the sky long before they killed Siskos wife.

  • @FatmanFlump What are the bullets made of? Do you really think people from the 24th century have metal bullets lying around?

    P.S. (Those bullets were made of force fields too!)

  • @liptonBlueBirdAdd According to the Star Trek Folklore the holodeck creates the stuff in it as real as anything the replicator can create, except it cannot move outside the holodeck. I have seen episodes where they have talked about the stuff in the holodeck as just being forcefields and projections, but that makes even less sense?!? Why not use holodeck-forcefield based weapons from the start. Now, I know I´m demanding a bit too much consistency from a sci-fi show, ....

  • @liptonBlueBirdAdd

    Weirdly the first part didn´t post

    According to the Star Trek Folklore the stuff in the holodeck is just as real as anything made with the replicators, it just can´t exist outside the holodeck. I have seen episodes where they have talked about the holodeck as just being a bunch of projections and force-fields, but that makes even less sense?!?! Why not use that holodeck technology to kill The Borg? I know I am expecting a bit too much consistency from a sci-fi show, ...

  • I'll actually take you up on a pizza roll.  I'll even pay for postage..just to see if you will send one.

  • Have Sanchez do it. LMFAO.

  • He seems to have turned into a canancerous old man in the new films

  • "Dig this, my nigs" :D

  • Isn't the guy at the end of the assimilation queue at 1:30 the same guy Picard shot?

  • My guess on the room with a window with a force field accessed only through a crawl space: Maybe its a secret compartment that only the captain would know about? If the ship was taken over, the captain and anyone else he took with them could hide in it. The force field is there so any rescuers could take them aboard if beaming them up was impossible.

  • I don't think I've eaten Pizza Rolls in over 8 years. Or if I've ever eaten Pizza Rolls actually.

  • Where do U buy pizza rolls in England? Anyone from England watching this web zone?

  • hahaha denise crosby got killed by a tar monster lol

  • Who is eating Pizza Rolls while watching this?

  • yea beverly; work that business.....

  • Free food? Yes please

  • I want a pizza roll! I WANT A PIZZA ROLL!!!!

  • Yo Redlettermedia..... those 3 brogs from 7of 9s group were never the same, they were still mentally connected 2 each other and when they disconnected they later died, so some of your logic is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1ce u go borg in some cases u can't come back.

  • That control panel in that small room is incredibly big and has more buttons 4 just opening/closing that small door. Shouldn't it b a lot smaller, like a light switch??

  • I want a pizza roll :(

  • Beverlys ass is hot!!

  • The part we are having trouble finding is Part 1!

  • This review is epic, specially around 4:00.