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  • 2:42 was that pots and pans?what was excella trying to do, cook?

  • Sit back and enjoy your Jill sandwich

  • Air b

  • "Did you never ask yourself why you do not need hairgel to look so badass?"

    "Are you saying my hair was manufactured?"

    *Hand impalement*

  • "Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore."

    WESKER COVERS LADY GAGA?

    Omggg

  • I love that this man plays along with the Wesker/Chris pairing. Such a trooper.

  • "If chris gave you this number---" favorite part. lmao

  • Weskers mad at excella lol

  • pleaseee albert in resident evil 6!!!!

    7 minutessssss!!!!

  • I bet the fangirls were exprcting Wesker to call them.. Not forget about the fangirls scream..

  • if you love wesker like

  • GODDAMNIT, WOMAN!

    GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A JILL SANDWICH!

  • I KNOW ZTL FIRE! I miss the IMDB RE 5 boards. ;~;

  • !!! Stop calling stop calling i donT wanna Talk anymore !!!

  • "---You will find yourself receiving [BLEEEEP]--" XD

  • Is it wrong of me to put a little bit of ALL OF THEM into custom ringtones? 8D

  • I want a Jill sandwich...

  • @Kelerak256 right?!

  • 2:22 i am currently away at business, business that does not concern you

    that had me cracking up

  • Lol I know the risks...but I'm gonna end up prank calling him anyway XD

  • i luff how he always complains about excella :P

  • I think every fangirl would like to find themselves only recieving with Wesker...

  • "Catch you later...*insert naughty evil laugh* in more then one way.." >.<

    My new comeback line :D

  • Never would have thought of Wesker as a Verizon guy.

  • I was driving to school and Telephone came on the radio and I almost died from laughing, lol!

  • hah, but Wesker Cosplayer's is awesome too haha

  • Gretchen's is the best

  • I want those ringtones!!! Where can I get them?

  • excella you lucky bitch XD

  • I so have the ring tones and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!

  • Wesker's officially the best villain ever.

  • Excella,DO NOT TOUCH THAT! GOD DAMMIT WOMAN !

  • "Excella, is this thing on? I told you I hate AT&T!"

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • The dislike bar is as big as Justine Bieber`s dick

  • YESSSS! I need this on my phone! q: :p

  • im so downloading all of them

  • TeamFourStar style:

    NAPPA DONT TOUCH THAT!! GOD DAMN IT NAPPA!!!!

  • Excella, do not touch that. God damn it, woman!

  • Two people only found themselves receiving....

  • Oh my gosh I need this.

  • Lol, who thought wesker sounds way too serious to be funny?

  • LOL

  • where can i get these ringtones an voicemail?

  • lady gaga ending

  • You will only find yourself receiving [BLEEP] Hmmm...i wonder what he said? xD

  • ...otherwise, prepare yourself for COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CASTRATION.

  • When he shouted at excella, he didn't like what??

  • @spiritfired

    AT&T

  • "leave a message with your name and social security number for process-er Identification!"XD

    and

    "Excella don't touch! god damn it woman!"

  • Leave a message after the peep XD

  • LMAO

    "Ether Chris is keeping me away from home, or I'm out buying hair gel right now."

    Pure epicness.

  • yeah me too XD

  • I made one of these my voicemail XD

  • @ExiledKraken how did you record it on your phone?

  • @theHotArab95 PhoneZoo(dot)com

  • two people have been killed by wesker.

  • @chrisvalez Lucky them xD

  • Did he just said...Jill Sandwich?

    HE KNOWS THEM. THE MEMES.

  • @MissGirlFactor you're welcome.

  • Wesker, please, sing Telephone by Lady Gaga. :D

  • i laughed at the jill sandwich part

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  • @aalexusc yes you can. The link is in the description.

  • @BANEHiwatari I found it i just skipped that part at the end.

  • 2:53 Wesker "sings" Lady GaGa Telephone XD

  • wesker i need an update for the schuduled launch for "THE PLAN" ;)

  • GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!

  • Excella you stupid woman! HAHAHA! Priceless!!!!!

  • at the sound of the peep, haha! made me crack up

  • Hello Mr. Wesker. I am volunteering as a test subject for any of your future experiments. Please call me back. :)

  • he said JILL SANDWICH :D XD

  • To bad my voicemail stopped working

  • This is so worth the bill im racking up for watching this

  • i would like to call him again lol

  • ARE THESE REAL XD

  • 1:20 Leave your name and number at the sound of the 'peep'?

  • His voice is so fucking sexy!!!!

  • XDDDDD I LOVE YOU!!!

  • 1 dislike is Excella Gionne :3

  • @jocomitsu 2 dislikes were the people he hunted down

  • @reian41 nope, that was Chris and Sheva

  • Stop calling stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore!

  • Albert, I'm sorry I called but I have Info on Chris Redfield's where abouts..Please don't hurt me I love you.

  • Excella I Told You I Hate AT&T!

  • jill sandwich!

  • Hahaha awsome dude it's now my voicemail

  • Hmm...One question...Where do I get my Jill Sandwich? o3o

  • Just so you know, I'm stealing all of these.

  • 1 person got the number from Chris

  • @XiahouDun1225 That's fuuny I had afriend that got that number from chris and called it then........Wait but that means!!!!!! Oh Hell!!!!!!

  • Either Chis has me busy away from home, or I'm out buying hair gel now. If you do manage to reach me, then I'm afraid that 7 minutes is all I can spare to talk to you.

  • HAWT!

  • tooooooo funnnnnnyyyyy loooooooooooool

  • GODDAMN WOMEN! xD

  • The way Wesker screams Excella's name is just full of win

  • Is the guy who does this single by any chance?

  • I love Wesker!

  • Jill sandwich lol...

  • LOL

  • I think 0:38 - 1:02 was the best! :D

  • WIN

  • Those are by far the best voicemails ever. XD

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  • GODDAMN IT WOMAN !!! XD

  • Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore.

  • @DCMarvel2009 telephone? he should do a whole song lol

  • Wesker likes lady gaga

  • If you are calling to confirm the launch date for our final phase of, the plan. Please dial 1-800 (cling cling) Excella do not touch that... (cling a ling) god dammit women! LMFAO

  • i want i want i want i want ^_^

  • I want one of these, I just don't want one that's so long that it would aggravate people.

  • I want the number of Wesker :B

  • What really sucks is when Excella invites the girlfriends of other would-be tyrants over and they gossip about Dr.Girlfriend while Wesker's trying to work in his office.

  • @TheHelldragon It's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch now.

    LOL XD

  • i want this for my voicemail but every time i try to record it from my phone it sounds all scrachty is there a better way to do this

  • this and the old spice parody just made my day! :D

  • DC Douglas your the man.

  • lol I like the Lady Gaga reference at the end.

  • I came.

  • 2:00 "The Jill sandwich" EPIC, 2:13 and 2:40 LOL, I love when he scream Excella <3

  • lol, Morgan Freeman as Albert Wesker? XD

  • Downloaded these!!! They are so epic, my brother, cousin, and I are big RE fans, so we really get a laugh off these! :D

  • god the last one was the keeper for sure XD

  • "Catch you later...In more than ONE way!" - Win

  • @Werebereus Are u sure it wasn't I'll take you later... in more than ONE way ? xD The ending is cool "stop calling i even get rid of my clothes because i was to full of rage ! xD

  • And now this is my ringtone!

  • he has such a sexxi voice x9

  • Does anyone know how to download these ringtones and vicemail recordings to their phone?

  • XD I love these...I'm totally going to use one as my voicemail message and ringtone. I love that last voicemail one; "Excella, do not touch that!" and the telephone parody ringtone was amusing. Brought a smile to my face.

  • 2:40 Excella in the kitchen..

  • i hit the floor laughing so hard cause i realized the last line was from gaga's "telephone"

  • man i want a jill sandwich

  • "Either Chris has me busy away from home or I'm out buying more hair gel"

    XDXDXD D.C Douglas, you deserve an award for delievering the best portrayal of the greatest villian in video game history

  • 7 minutes is all Wesker needs to get anything done!

  • Omg this is so worth it :D!!!

  • I kind of wish Wesker didn't get roasted in the volcano. 

  • @twitchykun it was more than likely a clone that got killed if anything at least we can hope

  • Nice, Telephone reference, lol!

  • did he seriously say jill sandwich?

  • God damit women!!!!! lol

  • I'm glad that he did mine. and it's the favourite! D: I am so proud. . .:| And amazed! D:

  • @XmrsalbertweskerX Sweet Ouroboros! I have an AT&T cellphone! O_o I NEED THAT FITTINGLY HILARIOUS VOICEMAIL. :D

  • Omg i want!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FOR MY CELL

  • This makes me hate my Samsung phone. Cause it only lets me use ringtones that I buy. 8(

  • Heeheehee.. he said "peep" ^^

  • Please call 1-800... Excella don't touch that ( Back ground Noise ) GodDamn It Women lol best part

  • @tekno58 I played that part over and over and over again. I can't stop ROFLSHIF-ing.

  • @tekno58 Damn It Woman control your urges for Christ Sakes!

  • @tekno58 This damn woman also eaten all of your chances to reach Albert Wesker voicemail girls, AHA HA AHA HA HAH AH AHA HA AH AH

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  • Excella, I told you I hate AT&T!

  • my god this is the shizz wesker isthe best

  • FFFFFF This is amazing....I DO WANT!

  • I CAME. GODDAMNIT. THIS IS GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. ALL CAPS. WORTH IT.

  • XD SO AWESOME

  • LOL WESKER + GAGA.

    HE SINGS IT WAY BETTER

  • Wow, lots of people liked my voicemail. . .Jesus, thats awesome that he did all of these! :D

  • Loved the excella one mate! GODDAMN IT WOMAN!

  • @fare777 yep, i had fun writting that one.

  • You will only find yourself receiving... f**k! XD

  • Excella one was really funny, also like the one at 1 min till 1:15, was busy buying hair gel lmao

  • Hahahahahaha the Excella one just made my entire day! It's just an awesome one! Hahahaha

    It's great to know that D.C. recorded your voicemail script! I also really like it too, specially for the "Jill Sandwich". Congratulations! Maybe he'll take your idea for his new outtake video (that would be hilarious, let me tell you xD).

  • this is so awesome!!!!

  • man jill is so HOt well in resident evil5 she is.

  • As I said earlier, glad you got your one recorded! D.C.'s a nice guy for doing all of those.

    Love how you included Excella running through the lab. XD

    The "Stop calling, STOP CALLING" is how I usually feel when people keep fucking calling my mobile. XD

  • That's awesome.

  • Great compilation. I loved how well you synchronized the voices with the video. Particularly "COMPLETE. GLOBAL. MASTURBATION."

    Or was it saturation...?

  • "Excella! I told you I hate AT&T!" LOL! Love the Jill Sandwich bit too.

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