@lancebaxter email from Lance Baxter seconds after I asked what happened with his Geico gig.>> Lance Baxter - Hi, thanks for your inquiry.
My GEICO gig for the celebrity campaigns ran for two years and had ended. I made about $400,000 off of it.
Teabaggers got me removed from that campaign. Of course, 3 months later I landed a Christmas campaign for Radio Shack that netted about $30,000 in a month. So, all is well that ends well.
Either Chis has me busy away from home, or I'm out buying hair gel now. If you do manage to reach me, then I'm afraid that 7 minutes is all I can spare to talk to you.
If you are calling to confirm the launch date for our final phase of, the plan. Please dial 1-800 (cling cling) Excella do not touch that... (cling a ling) god dammit women! LMFAO
What really sucks is when Excella invites the girlfriends of other would-be tyrants over and they gossip about Dr.Girlfriend while Wesker's trying to work in his office.
@Werebereus Are u sure it wasn't I'll take you later... in more than ONE way ? xD The ending is cool "stop calling i even get rid of my clothes because i was to full of rage ! xD
XD I love these...I'm totally going to use one as my voicemail message and ringtone. I love that last voicemail one; "Excella, do not touch that!" and the telephone parody ringtone was amusing. Brought a smile to my face.
Hahahahahaha the Excella one just made my entire day! It's just an awesome one! Hahahaha
It's great to know that D.C. recorded your voicemail script! I also really like it too, specially for the "Jill Sandwich". Congratulations! Maybe he'll take your idea for his new outtake video (that would be hilarious, let me tell you xD).
2:42 was that pots and pans?what was excella trying to do, cook?
seras117 2 days ago
Sit back and enjoy your Jill sandwich
deadpool461 1 week ago
Air b
deadpool461 1 week ago
"Did you never ask yourself why you do not need hairgel to look so badass?"
"Are you saying my hair was manufactured?"
*Hand impalement*
TheBloodyVengeance 2 weeks ago
"Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore."
WESKER COVERS LADY GAGA?
Omggg
dork5Rus5 2 weeks ago
I love that this man plays along with the Wesker/Chris pairing. Such a trooper.
Britneyonfire 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
"If chris gave you this number---" favorite part. lmao
ASolitaryRebirth 4 weeks ago
Weskers mad at excella lol
TheChesneyChrist 1 month ago
pleaseee albert in resident evil 6!!!!
7 minutessssss!!!!
Lambetto91 1 month ago 4
I bet the fangirls were exprcting Wesker to call them.. Not forget about the fangirls scream..
RimaSeiren 1 month ago
if you love wesker like
SuperALBRNS 1 month ago 6
GODDAMNIT, WOMAN!
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A JILL SANDWICH!
ShyScissors 1 month ago 3
I KNOW ZTL FIRE! I miss the IMDB RE 5 boards. ;~;
Spideymania 2 months ago
!!! Stop calling stop calling i donT wanna Talk anymore !!!
STURMWESKERv12 2 months ago
"---You will find yourself receiving [BLEEEEP]--" XD
chelseagirl712 2 months ago
Is it wrong of me to put a little bit of ALL OF THEM into custom ringtones? 8D
KyokoFujita 2 months ago
I want a Jill sandwich...
Kelerak256 2 months ago
@Kelerak256 right?!
majinpikmin 2 months ago
2:22 i am currently away at business, business that does not concern you
that had me cracking up
TheRyon1992 3 months ago in playlist random stuff
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@lancebaxter email from Lance Baxter seconds after I asked what happened with his Geico gig.>> Lance Baxter - Hi, thanks for your inquiry.
My GEICO gig for the celebrity campaigns ran for two years and had ended. I made about $400,000 off of it.
Teabaggers got me removed from that campaign. Of course, 3 months later I landed a Christmas campaign for Radio Shack that netted about $30,000 in a month. So, all is well that ends well.
FTroop37F 3 months ago
Lol I know the risks...but I'm gonna end up prank calling him anyway XD
scribble71891 3 months ago
i luff how he always complains about excella :P
KyleWesker 3 months ago in playlist More videos from DirectorSmiley
I think every fangirl would like to find themselves only recieving with Wesker...
WalkerOfTheWastes 3 months ago
"Catch you later...*insert naughty evil laugh* in more then one way.." >.<
My new comeback line :D
ThePeachylicousCandy 3 months ago
Never would have thought of Wesker as a Verizon guy.
Darkn335 4 months ago
I was driving to school and Telephone came on the radio and I almost died from laughing, lol!
gizmogurlie41786 4 months ago
hah, but Wesker Cosplayer's is awesome too haha
LordYggdrasill 5 months ago
Gretchen's is the best
LordYggdrasill 5 months ago
I want those ringtones!!! Where can I get them?
LittleDevilSings 5 months ago
excella you lucky bitch XD
Kizame777 5 months ago
I so have the ring tones and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!
Kizame777 5 months ago
Wesker's officially the best villain ever.
OneWithTheNight 5 months ago
Excella,DO NOT TOUCH THAT! GOD DAMMIT WOMAN !
christopherLrat 5 months ago
"Excella, is this thing on? I told you I hate AT&T!"
Truer words have never been spoken.
ULTIMADONUT 5 months ago 11
The dislike bar is as big as Justine Bieber`s dick
DrDoofinshmerts 5 months ago
YESSSS! I need this on my phone! q: :p
osuushiza8 5 months ago
im so downloading all of them
xodis9 6 months ago
TeamFourStar style:
NAPPA DONT TOUCH THAT!! GOD DAMN IT NAPPA!!!!
BigDaddy9754 6 months ago
Excella, do not touch that. God damn it, woman!
elgiganteify 6 months ago 6
Two people only found themselves receiving....
SolidSun117 6 months ago
Oh my gosh I need this.
NightwingProduction 6 months ago in playlist Best of Albert Wesker 3
Lol, who thought wesker sounds way too serious to be funny?
TheRemainingFaithful 6 months ago
LOL
ThePPGBUTTERCUP 7 months ago
where can i get these ringtones an voicemail?
op10004 7 months ago
lady gaga ending
mikeyrobot500 7 months ago
You will only find yourself receiving [BLEEP] Hmmm...i wonder what he said? xD
chelseagirl712 7 months ago
...otherwise, prepare yourself for COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CASTRATION.
ritabennett 7 months ago 2
When he shouted at excella, he didn't like what??
spiritfired 7 months ago
@spiritfired
AT&T
ururugi 7 months ago
"leave a message with your name and social security number for process-er Identification!"XD
and
"Excella don't touch! god damn it woman!"
CassidyRoseRage 7 months ago 5
Leave a message after the peep XD
TheNarutochick23 7 months ago
LMAO
"Ether Chris is keeping me away from home, or I'm out buying hair gel right now."
Pure epicness.
Pumpkinromance 7 months ago 75
yeah me too XD
Froastwolf 7 months ago
I made one of these my voicemail XD
ExiledKraken 7 months ago 4
@ExiledKraken how did you record it on your phone?
theHotArab95 6 months ago
@theHotArab95 PhoneZoo(dot)com
ExiledKraken 6 months ago
two people have been killed by wesker.
chrisvalez 7 months ago
@chrisvalez Lucky them xD
CassidyRoseRage 7 months ago
Did he just said...Jill Sandwich?
HE KNOWS THEM. THE MEMES.
MissGirlFactor 8 months ago 139
@MissGirlFactor you're welcome.
DirectorSmiley 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 6
Wesker, please, sing Telephone by Lady Gaga. :D
SoeurAshford 8 months ago
i laughed at the jill sandwich part
Julianpig77 8 months ago
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aalexusc 8 months ago
@aalexusc yes you can. The link is in the description.
BANEHiwatari 7 months ago
@BANEHiwatari I found it i just skipped that part at the end.
aalexusc 7 months ago
2:53 Wesker "sings" Lady GaGa Telephone XD
melion2009 8 months ago 5
wesker i need an update for the schuduled launch for "THE PLAN" ;)
meg5493 8 months ago
GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!
WolfieWolfen 8 months ago
Excella you stupid woman! HAHAHA! Priceless!!!!!
ResidencijaZLA 9 months ago 2
at the sound of the peep, haha! made me crack up
BalceAL 9 months ago
Hello Mr. Wesker. I am volunteering as a test subject for any of your future experiments. Please call me back. :)
DracoBorealis 9 months ago
he said JILL SANDWICH :D XD
TwistedVirusProduct 9 months ago
To bad my voicemail stopped working
Stormgrl17 9 months ago
This is so worth the bill im racking up for watching this
Stormgrl17 9 months ago
i would like to call him again lol
BioPhilReturns 9 months ago
ARE THESE REAL XD
reian41 9 months ago
1:20 Leave your name and number at the sound of the 'peep'?
Bishieluver01 9 months ago
His voice is so fucking sexy!!!!
xundeadlittlesisterx 9 months ago 9
XDDDDD I LOVE YOU!!!
bloodyswordswoman16 9 months ago
1 dislike is Excella Gionne :3
jocomitsu 10 months ago 5
@jocomitsu 2 dislikes were the people he hunted down
reian41 9 months ago
@reian41 nope, that was Chris and Sheva
jocomitsu 9 months ago
Stop calling stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore!
pokeplayer935 10 months ago 5
Albert, I'm sorry I called but I have Info on Chris Redfield's where abouts..Please don't hurt me I love you.
sailorsaturnandtruks 10 months ago
Excella I Told You I Hate AT&T!
Terryfan 10 months ago
jill sandwich!
bubblesishot46853 10 months ago
Hahaha awsome dude it's now my voicemail
krouser800 10 months ago
Hmm...One question...Where do I get my Jill Sandwich? o3o
XiahouDun1225 10 months ago
Just so you know, I'm stealing all of these.
DaBrowLivesOn 10 months ago
1 person got the number from Chris
XiahouDun1225 10 months ago 4
@XiahouDun1225 That's fuuny I had afriend that got that number from chris and called it then........Wait but that means!!!!!! Oh Hell!!!!!!
Matrix70151 10 months ago
Either Chis has me busy away from home, or I'm out buying hair gel now. If you do manage to reach me, then I'm afraid that 7 minutes is all I can spare to talk to you.
dethkiller42 11 months ago 3
HAWT!
fslayer1290 11 months ago
tooooooo funnnnnnyyyyy loooooooooooool
wesker441 11 months ago
GODDAMN WOMEN! xD
ikbeneenzeldafan 11 months ago
The way Wesker screams Excella's name is just full of win
hildagocrazyfreak 11 months ago
Is the guy who does this single by any chance?
captivesparrow 11 months ago
I love Wesker!
Renjiheart34 11 months ago
Jill sandwich lol...
slaywee 11 months ago
LOL
iTheShirt 11 months ago
I think 0:38 - 1:02 was the best! :D
sc00zie 11 months ago
WIN
blackbriar246 11 months ago
Those are by far the best voicemails ever. XD
Biohazardkittens 11 months ago
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noahfangirl97 11 months ago
GODDAMN IT WOMAN !!! XD
Canquiii 11 months ago
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore.
DCMarvel2009 11 months ago 48
@DCMarvel2009 telephone? he should do a whole song lol
AllGunsNoRoses1990 6 months ago
Wesker likes lady gaga
Kizame777 11 months ago
If you are calling to confirm the launch date for our final phase of, the plan. Please dial 1-800 (cling cling) Excella do not touch that... (cling a ling) god dammit women! LMFAO
L3G3ND4RYS0UL 11 months ago
i want i want i want i want ^_^
MrTsquare64 1 year ago
I want one of these, I just don't want one that's so long that it would aggravate people.
warhound2k7 1 year ago
I want the number of Wesker :B
SoeurAshford 1 year ago
What really sucks is when Excella invites the girlfriends of other would-be tyrants over and they gossip about Dr.Girlfriend while Wesker's trying to work in his office.
TheHelldragon 1 year ago 6
@TheHelldragon It's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch now.
LOL XD
lonelysith66 9 months ago
i want this for my voicemail but every time i try to record it from my phone it sounds all scrachty is there a better way to do this
MrReaper5000 1 year ago
this and the old spice parody just made my day! :D
tarkdasmooth 1 year ago
DC Douglas your the man.
BigDaddy9754 1 year ago 5
lol I like the Lady Gaga reference at the end.
123Pie 1 year ago
I came.
123Pie 1 year ago
2:00 "The Jill sandwich" EPIC, 2:13 and 2:40 LOL, I love when he scream Excella <3
youweon 1 year ago
lol, Morgan Freeman as Albert Wesker? XD
IceGene 1 year ago
Downloaded these!!! They are so epic, my brother, cousin, and I are big RE fans, so we really get a laugh off these! :D
animeshows017 1 year ago
god the last one was the keeper for sure XD
ryan215553 1 year ago
"Catch you later...In more than ONE way!" - Win
Werebereus 1 year ago 4
@Werebereus Are u sure it wasn't I'll take you later... in more than ONE way ? xD The ending is cool "stop calling i even get rid of my clothes because i was to full of rage ! xD
jolebossjg 1 year ago
And now this is my ringtone!
xundeadlittlesisterx 1 year ago
he has such a sexxi voice x9
WeirdCandy98 1 year ago 3
Does anyone know how to download these ringtones and vicemail recordings to their phone?
Gordaniera123191 1 year ago
XD I love these...I'm totally going to use one as my voicemail message and ringtone. I love that last voicemail one; "Excella, do not touch that!" and the telephone parody ringtone was amusing. Brought a smile to my face.
ccbabiie 1 year ago
2:40 Excella in the kitchen..
MissPlue 1 year ago 7
i hit the floor laughing so hard cause i realized the last line was from gaga's "telephone"
khmaivietboi 1 year ago 3
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I'm happy he did it! <3
XmrsalbertweskerX 1 year ago
man i want a jill sandwich
ChZenOnE 1 year ago 5
"Either Chris has me busy away from home or I'm out buying more hair gel"
XDXDXD D.C Douglas, you deserve an award for delievering the best portrayal of the greatest villian in video game history
TheInstantClassic1 1 year ago 13
7 minutes is all Wesker needs to get anything done!
7Somerset 1 year ago 5
Omg this is so worth it :D!!!
Icytorvo963 1 year ago
I kind of wish Wesker didn't get roasted in the volcano.
twitchykun 1 year ago 8
@twitchykun it was more than likely a clone that got killed if anything at least we can hope
ToraTatsu2 1 year ago
Nice, Telephone reference, lol!
Fluffymiyster 1 year ago 2
did he seriously say jill sandwich?
QuickScopeWeegee 1 year ago 5
God damit women!!!!! lol
Xxstevo69xX 1 year ago
I'm glad that he did mine. and it's the favourite! D: I am so proud. . .:| And amazed! D:
XmrsalbertweskerX 1 year ago
@XmrsalbertweskerX Sweet Ouroboros! I have an AT&T cellphone! O_o I NEED THAT FITTINGLY HILARIOUS VOICEMAIL. :D
ChromeWulf 1 year ago
Omg i want!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FOR MY CELL
MasturbatingPanda000 1 year ago
This makes me hate my Samsung phone. Cause it only lets me use ringtones that I buy. 8(
AmiraSparrow 1 year ago
Heeheehee.. he said "peep" ^^
skiptrix 1 year ago 6
Please call 1-800... Excella don't touch that ( Back ground Noise ) GodDamn It Women lol best part
tekno58 1 year ago 225
@tekno58 I played that part over and over and over again. I can't stop ROFLSHIF-ing.
AmiraSparrow 1 year ago
@tekno58 Damn It Woman control your urges for Christ Sakes!
BigDaddy9754 1 year ago
@tekno58 This damn woman also eaten all of your chances to reach Albert Wesker voicemail girls, AHA HA AHA HA HAH AH AHA HA AH AH
jolebossjg 1 year ago
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zephonlucifer 1 year ago
Excella, I told you I hate AT&T!
OgnarPliskin 1 year ago 157
my god this is the shizz wesker isthe best
dougweskerdjt 1 year ago
FFFFFF This is amazing....I DO WANT!
greendayrox489 1 year ago
I CAME. GODDAMNIT. THIS IS GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. ALL CAPS. WORTH IT.
ONITru7h 1 year ago
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XD SO AWESOME
Mihndar 1 year ago
XD SO AWESOME
Mihndar 1 year ago
LOL WESKER + GAGA.
HE SINGS IT WAY BETTER
RikuXSoraFangirl 1 year ago 3
Wow, lots of people liked my voicemail. . .Jesus, thats awesome that he did all of these! :D
XmrsalbertweskerX 1 year ago
Loved the excella one mate! GODDAMN IT WOMAN!
fare777 1 year ago
@fare777 yep, i had fun writting that one.
XmrsalbertweskerX 1 year ago
You will only find yourself receiving... f**k! XD
fare777 1 year ago
Excella one was really funny, also like the one at 1 min till 1:15, was busy buying hair gel lmao
gambitx1985 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha the Excella one just made my entire day! It's just an awesome one! Hahahaha
It's great to know that D.C. recorded your voicemail script! I also really like it too, specially for the "Jill Sandwich". Congratulations! Maybe he'll take your idea for his new outtake video (that would be hilarious, let me tell you xD).
lostmagiknyram 1 year ago
this is so awesome!!!!
Pein718 1 year ago
man jill is so HOt well in resident evil5 she is.
blackmamba980 1 year ago
As I said earlier, glad you got your one recorded! D.C.'s a nice guy for doing all of those.
Love how you included Excella running through the lab. XD
The "Stop calling, STOP CALLING" is how I usually feel when people keep fucking calling my mobile. XD
Enetirnel 1 year ago
That's awesome.
Slademj15 1 year ago
Great compilation. I loved how well you synchronized the voices with the video. Particularly "COMPLETE. GLOBAL. MASTURBATION."
Or was it saturation...?
ResidenceOfEvil 1 year ago
"Excella! I told you I hate AT&T!" LOL! Love the Jill Sandwich bit too.
VillainIsLemony 1 year ago