Making A Funny Sandwich At Subway

[PjMonito]

It doesn't matter what fast food place you work in, there will ALWAYS be that dumb ass that makes you question humanity. Not to mention, you get the RUDEST people. Just because someone works in fast food, doesn't make them stupid or un-educated and lazy

[loganachilles1982]

For some reason as soon as a person walks into Subway to eat they become more idiotic than usual. Don't know why. However, if you think the human race is intelligent then work at Subway and you'll change your mind.

[shenkeey]

alright..that was hilarious xD

[lawnmower88]

reminds me a little of a young jim carrey, just withouth the impersination

[NVLUTZ007]

I wish I had a best buy :p

[DaddysxGirl4Life]

Ha ha! You're awesome.

[eldorado61guy]

Hehe I had the same experience at Subway. The word 'everything' should have been a clue. Poor server though.

[forestgumpaed]

had a flat tyre on the motorway not long ago,started working on it,all of a sudden two guys were in my car, i said what you doing ? they said if your having the wheels well have the stereo !

[woahzombies]

the music at the beginning made me think i was getting rick rolled.

[angelalandry]

hahaha.. "keep the receipt, I'm satisfied."... the best hahha

[DermochelysCoriacea]

This is spot on! hahahaha

[LadyLuck1337]

I used to work at Subway. "Everything" never means everything. He's still kinda funny though.

[KANETREADWELL]

you fail at life.

[Armoredlamb]

same thing at burger king. ppl say everything and id say cheese? 'no' bacon? 'no'.

[lilcrazygrl9i6]

haha, i go to in-n-out and my dad would order a #1 with everything, they would go "oh, ok! onions?" umm, yeah? lol

[Pluto123qwe]

lol many people ask for everything and in my mind my expression is like that! especially when they want double meat with like 5 sauces and like hard to close.

but i hate it when they want the works and they are like "NO PICKLES" like...dammit, you didnt say no pickles!

[JQXJQ]

I'd actually call this shitty. Very poor stage persona. He's been accused of stealing jokes too? Wow.

[JonisMrNibs]

I seen this guy at Rumours in Winnipeg last friday he did the same act but man its funny

[katherinefreak]

Sweet! I'm thinking of going and was wondering if he's any good.

[roxley2006]

wow, i would have done the same thing if you came into my subway. Customers who are not specific and say everything USUALLY DONT MEAN EVERYTHING. 99% of the time they dont want something I put on it like bannana peppers or whatever. you suck

[peaceania]

Not bad :) like someone mentioned earlier he sounds a bit like Dane Cook. These modern comedians they cant be compared with George Carlin or Bill Hicks, but some are actually pretty funny.

[10yrhansonfan]

this guy was a lot funnier when i saw him before he came to our college. his act on campus wasn't as good ... but i do like the joke he does about his russian last name :) that's a good one!

[Xepherya]

Hah, he did this at my college xD

He does this weird creepy smile thing when he's nervous....

[peaceania]

I like that creepy smile of his...

[top2d2]

hahaha...

[pilgrimskrew]

Kind of like Dane Cook... funny but not stand up worthy. Clever comedians have always been hard to find. I'm not knocking this guy, it's just he isn't exactly saying anything profound or changing the world, he's just a funny guy trying to make a buck, and that's fine.

[bigdog1002]

Since when was it a stand-up comic's mission to say something profound or change the world? You admitted he's a funny guy. That's what he set out to be. Nothing more.

[aeckvon]

He's also been accused of stealing material, just like Cook

[wawasaid]

Not Clever = Not funny.

I didn't laugh at this at all. Probably teenager-funny, this sounds like normal conversations with an "aha!" punch line, very predictable.

[TirsSsh]

Fun! lmao..

[rckdopey]

haha omg i loved it

[danielkinno]

this guy is funny!!!