Joe the Flop

[LTInSoMnIa]

I don't get it

[benz981]

Wow... I have no words for how bad that was...

[BestivalFan]

My toes were curling up in my shoes like a eFFing Genie

[eldi72]

he sucks...

[andiamoci22]

this is sad -- someone give him a shot to the head and put him out of his misery/Even his cue cards didnt help him with his jokes. he needs to start reading from his hand.

[Orforded]

Joe, As a public figure, including comedian, you were, are and always will be pathetic.

[jakefree25]

You got to hand it to the GOP, they know how to pick great spokemen like Joe the Skinhead Plumber. I heard his supporters claim Obama was out to destroy him, well if it wasn't for Obama, would anyone know or care about a stupid low class fool like Joe? He should lick Obama's balls for all the unearned fame, publicity & $ he got basically for a dumb question he asked Obama.

[DOWNLOWHOMIE]

Wow I feel bad he ran out of personal appearances....

[James120756]

Your 15 minutes was up long ago. Leave and take Palin with you.

[jakefree25]

@James120756 He asked one dumb question & the morons on the right acted like he was their white knight. Pretty soon he'll have a FOX news show next to Rove, Huckabee & Palin.

[sonofbadabbage]

YOU SUCK!

[andrewhwalker]

What a dip shit. Wow. He's a moron.

[RunsWithWeasels]

Why didn 't someone scream out "YOU SUCK!" That would have made the video worth watching.

[MoEnzyme]

It's so very sad when you have to prompt your audience for a laugh 0:27 " . . . I let my concubines work me, you know, deep tissue massage—oh, god, I miss it so much. [laughs; looks down at his notecards and flips through them]"

[rg0057]

Someone needs to tell Republicans (aside from Ben Stein) that stand-up is supposed to be about making funny jokes, not actually being a joke yourself.

[nogoodbastid]

his whole routine was saying he actually wasn't middle class, he was a rich republican planted by the illuminati to de-rail the left in case a presidential nominee came thru (obama) and he got to ask a question.

the problem with this premise is that obama totally kicked mccain's ass.

[disneylandman66]

fraud opportunist ignoramus blowhard

[dbloveskittens]

I can't wait for him and Sarah Palin to get married. Fox News should do a reality show about it: Sarah & Joe Plus Hate.

[feenostrineeks]

wtf was that supposed to be?

[boognish1975]

what a faggot

[PTurchan1]

5 stars for the LOLs

[anonymoususer1234567]

Oh yeah, and he also fails at math, for believing that the progressive tax system would "bankrupt" the imaginary business he was pretending to buy.

[anonymoususer1234567]

Am I supposed to be laughing at him or with him? Am I supposed to be laughing at all? What the hell is this crap? Right wing comedy? Now THAT'S a joke. This guy's funny, but for all the wrong reasons.

So, we've established that he fails at plumbing... fails at paying his taxes... fails at starting his own business... fails as a journalist... fails as a political figure... and he also fails at comedy. Maybe he figures if he fails bad enough, he'll get a government bailout?

[fingerbo]

To suck that bad extemporaneously would be sad enough, but to do so while reading off cards? Pathetic. Ha!

[EsotericDesi]

Absolute Moron... With a idol like this, no wonder Republicans lost a big time in 2008.

[bassethound1]

Notice he needed CUE CARDS in his hands for this shit!

[LordGoatAlmighty]

more like Joe the Bummer

[mokona7]

*car crash*

BOOOO!

AHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH!

.... ahh... feels good to laugh

[freakyfarooq]

hahahahha...NO I was not laughing at his jokes but his level retardation!

seriously...him and Sarah Palin...the JOKE of the century!

[heyeddie451]

Sucked so fuckin' bad i nearly felt sorry for him...

[indieguy81]

Jesus h christ, what a giagantic waste of ignorant flesh.  Doesn't he know conservative comedy is an oxymoron?

[SillyBee111]

Bet he won't suck republican cock again.

[nsbd90now]

Joe 'n Sarah 2012!

[MrDevouredcarcass]

nazi faggot

[surgewakefield]

???

[ThyLiquor]

fuck you joe- you asshole just go away finally

[magicfanatic1]

He can go back to having his boyfriend poke him in the tonsils while another guy rams his poop-shoot......

[EnhancementSmoker]

at least hes not gonna have to worry about the taxes for this little venture...

[bassethound1]

"Joe" (Samuel), how can we miss you if you won't GO AWAY?

[fluxalpha]

Stick to your day job as a douchebag fake plumber media whore Joe.

[mynamesdan]

epic epic fail

[sebgib]

ha ha ha, omg Im laughing so hard at this guy........again

[Rexcetera]

Kinda makes you think that despite how stupid we all think he is, he's even stupider.

[AndyCobbonUTube]

This guy has failed at everything. Now, this.

[marksmnj]

Oh dear God. The man knows nothing, has no sense of humor and revels in his ignorance. When you think about it, he's the perfect Republican!

[DowntownHound]

Mission accomplished Joe! I will most definitely remember you now after I'd pretty much forgotten about you. Only the memory I have of you probably isn't the one you wanted. Now that you have officially attained immortality, please do the world a favor and go away.

[kac56]

what an embarrassment this guy is...

[NotsoNutso]

OMG. Will this freak's 15 minutes of LAME ever be over!???? Somebody please kidnap & hold him for hostage (NOBODY will pay it!!) Now THAT would be funny!

This guy's not worthy of licking Keith Olbermann's feet.

[lestatdelc]

Words fail.

[burntonion05]

Joe/Palin 2012

Dems can dream

[nsbd90now]

Just posted the same thing! LOL

We need to make bumperstickers.

[shampoovta]

That is silly.

[soapfan5]

Thanks to you, Joe, I've gained a new appreciation for watching paint dry........

[yoursaxman]

it's a 10,000 bottle of whiskey?

[TheFrankFactor]

And so another Republican star is born!

[Spicychillydog]

Wow, this guy really sucks.

[booley]

Wow. Not Joe the Non-Plumber has done it all.

He's a political pundit, a reporter, an author and now a comedian.

But can he be considered a renaisance man if he sucks at everything he tries to do?

[NBachers]

He's incapable of being embarrassed himself, so it looks like we have to be embarrassed for him.  Pretty much the way it is for all the knuckle-dragging repuke thugs. At some point, this experiment in reverse-evolution will devolve back into the slime-mold from which it came. The process is accelerating. The sooner they all melt back into the slime the better off we'll be.

[capjo2008]

wow, where is the guy with the hook when you need him?

truly bad in every way! what else do you expect from a repuke?

[ivycompton]

God, what an unfunny freak. Go away idiot!

[graywarrior]

How can we miss YOU if you won't go away? Jeeze, your 15 minutes ended last year. Leave already.

[whatisbestinlife]

What are you when you lack talent, insight, wisdom, writing skills, and timing?

Neocon pundit.

[VagusDoc]

Booooooooooooooooo you fucking douchebag booooooooooooooooo!!!

[Taghkanic]

Wow, Joe the Fake Plumber is not only completely unfunny, he has the worst timing of anyone I've ever seen perform in front of a brick wall.

[thesacramentan]

For this he needs cue cards? Where is that Apollo Theater Clown when you need him?

[cedwardbrown]

Hey look, it's not Joe the not Plumber doing standup not comedy!  Is there anything that guy can't not do?

[WayneInSF]

Ok...that should about do it. May this man's spotlight forever burn out.

Bu-bye Sammy

[Mistraker]

"Hey, remember me? A losing presidential candidate mentioned me in a campaign speech once... Please remember me?"

[BADDDKARMA]

About the intelligence level of the average tea bagger. Yet the super rich that actually control the party somehow convince these mouthbreathers to fight their battles under the guise of Patriotism, The Constitution and "keeping the "gover'mint" out of our lives.

Continue your unchecked slide into irrelevance, Joe the plunger. And your precious gop, the party of the dimwits can join you.

Obama 2012

[oyyour]

Good evening, ladies and germs, take my health insurance, please! Ba rum bump! Hey, don't forget to stiff your waitress! It's the Republican way!

[Moniker180]

Lighten up, Francis.

[bacefelice]

Is he still delinquent on his taxes?

[ogghead]

That was stupid and painful.

[ahermit]

Not really Joe, not really  a plumber and not at all funny...

How sad.

[dandr1544]

Pathetic and embarrassing to watch.

God! I hope the GOP keeps this guy in the spotlight.

[RobertSeattle]

Hey Joe - Don't quit your day job. Wait - do you have a day job?

[geebeebee1]

Wow. Now, was this a comedy bit, or one of his regular political statements?

Republican hero. They know how to pick 'em.

[goyogago]

jesus what a moron

[joeyess]

umm, that would be "moran".

[shadywilder]

Sad thing is...he may be a blithering idiot, but he's one of the most intelligent people left in the Republican Party.

[hrolf555]

He seems to be the only one that thinks he is funny

[TwoSpiritOne]

I think I've seeing him at the gay leather bar in DC, omg they call him Joe the plumber for a reason!

[LLORT3]

someone get the cane.

[mcduck66]

One hopes that John McCain will soon follow the example of his "hero and role model" and vanish into the netherworld of D-list comedy clubs.

[joeyess]

D-list???? No no no no no........ FAIL.