WOW! This is so long! (4/7/09-34)

[shortywiccanxxx]

god i can't find the video where he does the buttermilk biscuits skit!! gahhh the search continues

[baybayboo21]

i think the kids with them in store are caseys kids

[welikewhipcreamyall]

i had logan's phone in purple. haha

[MyK8t]

"hai. im not a large black man......i am a large white man...."

[L0L021]

come one Shay! That was the first thing I noticed lol

[DjBoB242]

Shay= King Jesus of Rock nd Roll :)

[TylsamZxTG]

OMFG !! FIRST 10MIN VLOG !

[CutestHelloKitty]

shay has lost soooo much weight !!!

[LXnavarro23]

DAAAAANG! Shay lost sooo much weight!

[yalowegajunior]

love how i get the Moms View preroll ad. haha then you see them all thinkin shay is weird for filming....if only they knew what came next

[lagnok]

Hate to say it, Shay, but almost three years later, and babytard? still sucking her thumb, man

[Nesiroo]

@title thats what she said *giggle*

[katzize26]

BABYTARD! STOP SUCKING YOUR THUMB!

[ThusKann]

These were the black and white videos of the ShayTards, which are still awesome to watch anytime

[fendergab]

And they make the balls inside your sack tiny!

[myrandomthoughtss]

i think shay was listening to daveramsey in the truck when he brought logan to baseball practice anyone else notice?

[MsBlinggirl]

you sound just like Cleavland

[PaperWhitee]

lol at how this blog is 'long'. :p

[amourmeanslovetoo]

thumbs up if you held your breath in the tunnel! xD

[amourmeanslovetoo]

you look like jesus on ur license!!! lol ily shay

[jukey823]

i was thinking "you mean cleveland?" then i remembered that no one knew the black guy's name before the cleveland show. lol

[Kenjamin86]

I like these old videos. Feels like it's just Shay talking to us and having a conversation. The new ones have so many people in them, it's just kind of all over the place and him filming random stuff.

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

"kinda feeling chubby this morning." Awh Shay we <3 you

[pihla01]

HAHA, Shay's answer to the bank guys "how are you doing?" question :D

[kkakckk]

baby tard still sucking that thumb

[ilightbite]

You are supposed to tell how you are filling if anyone ask you in Sweden :)

[thewomaninthemoon]

I seriously want that dog!

[trazy09]

aww this was the first time shay told babytard to stop sucking her thumb. lol 

[monsterholics]

mommytard is so banging your really lucky i hope you read this

[tabbyllama]

He thinks this vlog is long lol he is doing almost 30 min ones now ;)

[originallaurend]

Umm anyone else notice the random kid by their shopping cart?! Is ther another shaytard theyre keeping secret?!

[jasondrboy]

@originallaurend that was shays sister's son

[smartiejess]

@originallaurend you're right, it was a little girl, probably the same age as princesstard, i think she must have been a friend... it wasn't brailee and it was a girl so couldn't be cooper or gage

[jayhant]

Family Man lol

[dancrgrl9]

he.said.emmi...just sayin..

[kenzkenzkenzify]

Was he calling Princesstard "Princesstard" and Sontard "Sontard" in these early videos, or did he just have Babytard's "tard" name? 

[pleasedontbreakitt]

my aunt, uncle, and cousin work for that bank!

[DickieSmallz]

LOL am I the only one that thinks its hilarious that Shay actually looked like that for his licence picture. Looks like a total goon. Imagine getting pulled over and handing the officer that card with that picture on it. You are the man Shay. You. Are. The. Man.

[calmblythe]

Hahaha. I noticed the make-up.

"Make-up! Her face looks less pasty," I said.

[bebeefcukk]

It's so cute when Princesstard sings.

[BettyDieBone]

so what's babytards name? katilette's saying it at 5:25, isnt she? o:

[BettyDieBone]

emmy? like, emma? o:

[Spongesponger]

09:08 That's his "I'm vloggin here!"-hey

[morganlam1]

u think a greatdane is hard work!>?!?!! try a newfoundland

[morganlam1]

mommytard looked REALLY pretty!!!

[Lillirosealie67]

i thought that Shay was high at the begining

[LilSparty24]

100 mph curveball?? I don't think you can throw a curveball that fast

[sunrise2sunsetgirl]

who was that u picked up for baseball that part made me laugh so much ahah

[breeship]

@sunrise2sunsetgirl that was his little brother Logan

[bbbrain123]

:[whyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dfree2265]

5:28 totally see katilette in babytard lol soooo cutee!

[TheKkowalski65]

07:43 whose that behind Princesstard?

[Kenzief1234]

@TheKkowalski65 Shay said in one of his videos that katillette babysat some kids in the neighborhood so maybe thats who. :DD

[layahxo]

@TheKkowalski65 It's either Mommytard's niece or one of the kids she used to babysit.

[Racchhell27]

@TheKkowalski65 i think its brailey!

[MsOklahomagirl2010]

@TheKkowalski65 look alike brailee



[louiiseeeeee]

@TheKkowalski65 I don't know if you care anymore but it's a little girl that Colette used to babysit :)

[ItsKarenDuh]

its so cute in the new videos they slip all the kids real name in. they arent used to the tards yet. lol

[meXTOXbe77]

he seid family man nit guy haha



[edianeh]

LOLLL king jesus of rock and roll

[signactsing17]

thats what she said!!!

[superciliousrbt]

The King Jesus Rock N Roll thing made me spit my cereal everywhere!@!!!@11

[pinkzebra1397]

sorry shay but i cant watch your videos anymore because whenever i see logan his hotness melts me..

[KarlNuevo16]

GEEZUS!!1!11!!

[optimuscrime369]

thats what she said

[1HalfbloodPrince]

Its funny how Shay thinks 10 mins is long back then, and now the volg is on average 20 mins :)

[supaloulou]

@1HalfbloodPrince and te christmas one was an hour and 5 minutes!

[mhh274nd]

The King Jesus of Rock and Roll!

[BobeHoodkins]

logan is cute.

[crazyredsimpkins]

72/805

Bet you wouldn't say that now.

[GiovanniRose277]

I noticed mommytards bangs and makeup!! haha

[TheGossipGirl3000]

mommytard said babytards name in this vid! :D <3

[reptispecks96]

haha i love shay but i sware he is drunk in this video

[allie171195]

i just love you shay!

[reasonsunknown3]

my mom accedently took one of those bank things once

[alexafhal]

oh babytard and her thumbsucking.

[shaytardsfollower]

u think this i long ur playlist live 1 is almost a hour

[SwirlyYoYo]

lol a gazelle jumps into a pot of maple syrup every day in our lives and we never think about it... :D i love you shay

[maayanoka]

3:21 " i sound like the black man from family guy"

TOTALLY!

[spotlightonapple]

5:25 BEST. BABYTARD. FACE. EVER!

[banchegal]

no way my sis has the same green phone

[christophersmith2304]

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[razzlystar]

people are really having a ball with this "im from the future" stuff

[XxJessicaRawrzxX]

my grandma took one of those once on accident

[Llamaboy117]

OMG DRIVE-IN DEPOSITS!! :O Thats so sick!

[nevershoutshelbee]

Hehe Shay seemed so.... Off.... In this video. It was quite funny though<3

[SunandMarius]

Hahahahaha....How are you doing today? I'm a bit tired and a little chubby today. "That's good, have a great day." ROFLMFAO!!!

[superknuffelig]

stop sucking your thumb !

its I think the first and we all know not the last time shay said it to baby tard ^^

[Cheesellamas4life]

Hello Shay, I watch your videos everyday now. Jsyk you will have a video longer then this. Its a 45:00 minute long video. CHRISTMAS!

[Lea2009]

Logan is WINNING!

[NirGoldenberg]

I cant wait for when babytard is 18 and still called babytard

[ilightbite]

@NirGoldenberg She will change name to Ladytard :)

[goshokokosho]

@NirGoldenberg No, probably after all the kids turn 13 they will call them by their real names.

[kibalover967]

omg, listen to princesstard.. cutest thing ever 6:04 xD

[queenofhearts939]

logan is sooo damn hawt...

[wcooper97]

SHAAAY! I have to tell you about the future?

Shay: WHAAAT!?

I HAVE. TO TELL YOU. ABOUT THE FUTURE!

IN 2011, 11 MINUTES WILL BECOME A NORMAL VLOG!

[BabyWugglez]

i saw that this vid had 7999 likes. so i pressed the "like" button and gave u 8000! :D lol

[mynameinlights1]

2 years later and u still yell at babytard for sucking her thumb :)

[blissabel]

wow do american's really have drive thru everything? i seriously cannot say i've EVER seen a drive thru bank

[ashleymarieanneclark]

@blissabel America and Canada have drive threw everything.

[rebeccareyess]

I noticed her different foundation..... lol. :)

[Cookie4cora2lee]

i would not ask my partner if there was something that looked different about me lol cuz i know they wouldnt know and if they asked me i wouldnt know either lmao same with like anniversaries i would never remember when those are either

[MelyyQC]

That is a really cool bank :P

[anneloespost]

babytards face on 5:27 made me laugh so hard :D precious!

[theryan244]

u cant throw a 100 mph curveball. GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT SHAY

[Bbfishman]

i havent seen sontard in the past few vlogs where is he

[xyzguy123]

I made the girl push the car when i ran out of gas!

[mra2zee]

FTC'D...... WAFFLE.....That is all. Just wanted to change the subject.

[avgscholar]

Seriously, in the future you make, like entire tv episodes, there so freaking long...

Not complainin, just saying

[password9319]

He actually sounded more like the bear from the Cleveland Show...it's kinda funny cuz he looks like him too lol..jk

[BeautifulFairytale13]

i actually realised she was wearing different makeup :)

[littlebabachoo]

nowAdays, 10 min videos are considered short. :))

[l0ngrodvanhugendong]

"IM IN THE TUNNEL!!! I LIKE BEING IN THE TUNNEL!!!! now were out of the tunnel." lol that made me laugh :P

[InfinityArch]

2:55 you look like fat jesus! :D

[Letmegotowonderland]

Future fan here. You make a 35 min long christmas video one day. No kidding.

[BrynnyBoppins]

i just got an ad about 2 guys making out....

[zulahw]

OMG baytard at 5:26 lol

[Doromar80]

7:44 OMG SONTARD TURNED INTO A GIRL!!!!!!!

[christiexjmdmj]

Haha "Babytard, stop sucking your thumb!"

Hahahaha.... not gonna happen. :D

[m0nkeyfire]

@ the video title... That's what she said.

[billyisnotcake]

i got an ad for running tracks on shays vid.

[maribethmichelle]

Does that mean you're the king Jesus of rock n roll?? haha :)

[yangx927]

Like.

[swiimgfreek]

Holy Hell I think I saw fat Jesus on a card!!!

[brace22face]

wow.. katilette looks like lily allen in this video.

[brace22face]

wow.. katilette looks like lily allen in this video.

[brace22face]

wow.. katilette looks like lily allen in this video.

[tinabeaner004]

eeek mommytard said babytards name!

[frogy10326]

5:26 babytard raises her eye brows haha

[xkrissy9x]

i know this is ages old, but we have to pay over $60 to bring my dog somewhere to get washed. he's a yellow lab and sheds disgustingly so it's hard for us to wash him (unless it's outside in the summer) and the place we take him is the ONLY place remotely close... it's horrible and overpriced.

[mikemullany]

umm...is that a random little girl u picked up at the store? the one not in the cart?

[OmgRawrify]

Don't worry Shay I wore jeans to a formal once.. and I'm a girl.. :D

[menusource01]

Obamas gonna change that people LOL

[brendalovescake]

FTC: It is Jesus in the picture!

[HelloiPWN]

I can't believe nobody in the first few pages of comments said a That's what she said about the title...

[shontabi]

wheres my snack malachi

[KassandrawithChewie]

I love it how i guessed mommytard changed her type of fondation :D *pats back*

[vampItUp96]

you think this is long? ur newest video was almost 40 minutes :D

[LoLFilmStudios]

@vampItUp96 he did 48 min one lately xD

[CJAllin]

Good Morning, FTC attack!!

[Tillyz08]

holy shit malachi IS HUGE

[purplenadz96]

Logans pretty cute :3

[nashy1835]

"Sterroids' bad, they make the eyeballs inside your head HUGE!" lolz

[rhazthemaster]

"took a shower ,big news" :'D

[MrHellaspit]

well if shes your wife congratz man shes beautifull.have a nice day happy man! :)

[MrHellaspit]

dude...i really wish i could understand why u put all your lifetimes in youtube....just wondering...

[itsanniebabyy]

logan,<3

[Squarf1]

That's what she said?

[jvgswans]

is it the 10th of january?

[newbalancerun04]

I used to date a Swedish girl.

She always liked to tie me up and do very weird things to me.

It hurt... I feel so used... (I liked it !)

[Kawaiipinay15]

Oh my god shay.. what were you thinking with that long hair and bear. smh

[iloveseattle1738]

Oh my goodness! I actually thought that Katilette was wearing a different kind of makeup!

[shannonlovesjay]

The titles what she said....

[ichiilah]

5:25 ....

bad sayign babytards name mommytard

[ichiilah]

TEAM BABYTARD

[horselover2906]

"HUGE!" lol

[gothictany73]

Oh Shay......youre one of a kind! XD

[minizkid]

when you say like a gusell leaps into a pot of maple syrup, is that feeding time for you even though you just ate, and i dont think your dog likes getting melested by you, F*CK the bank

[IcePolished]

In norway you get a big ticket for unnecessary honking :P Good for you you don't live here xD PDP at 5:24 :D

[Mecka20000]

@IcePolished In California and i think in other states in the USA also its actually illegal to use your horn other then for emergency uses. And Vehicle Code for it. is VC. 27001 (a) 

[IcePolished]

@Mecka20000 wow, thanks :D Hear that Shay?! :P

[TheAppleGirl100]

woah when you deposited your check, that looked like the future lol

[TheAppleGirl100]

lol the old days when shay thought ten minutes was 'long' lol

[lakers34kb]

LMAO

[WickedOne2Three]

you're cute shay!

[WhoDatCrazyBaby]

Shay you always make me lol! Thanks for being the inspiration behind our vlog!

[Kelaia12345]

@navybrother2008 his niece 

[navybrother2008]

who's the random little girl holding on the cart in the store

[TheMrTaquito]

@navybrother2008 shay said that mommytard used to babysit that girl for a little extra cash.

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

kaitelette is still beautiful even with a zittle.....

[wowitsmehannah]

Its jesus's i.d card!:L xD

[jonasbrosobsessed95]

I hate to be rude, but your i.d. pic looks like the geico cave man.

[jonasbrosobsessed95]

Shay, i'm from the future, you may think this video is long, but some day you WILL make a video over 20 minutes. No lie.

[TrikzDj]

@jonasbrosobsessed95 now he has one that is almost 40 min. long!!!!

HOLY *insert bad word here*!!!

[MrFallior]

@jonasbrosobsessed95 more than once!