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  • BOYCOTT THIS GODDAMNED STATE!!!!

  • Hey Eben, did you kill Ayla, you Mainahs are kind of gayla. You kill kids, but they're MAINAHS, so schnizzle, I wouldn't blame ya'! Yo'!! I'm talkin' to you Mainah, get the stick outta yer' ass, or I'll L.L. Bean ya'!

    You Mainahs are some bitches, the guys suck, and the women are witches!

    Take your lobstah and put it in yer' ass, this time next year ya' won't have money for gas!

    Yeah Eben to the E, fuck with those Massholes, soon you'll be shittin' blueberries out of your assholes!!

  • @hammer55292 Jesus Bub did your mom help you with that little ditty or was she too busy giving free blowjobs down at the Wal-mart?? I heard she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, is that true? I figured you would know seeing your her best customer!

  • @mainah7910 Your mother has that corner at Wal-Mart covered. However your sister does give a great $2 Blow-Job Special!! Hey, all you MAINAHS will be givin' blow-job specials to the tourists, if your economy keeps heading for the shitter!! LMAO!! Wow, it sure is fun watching you trying to defend yourself!! LMAO! You can't win, you're stupid. Stupid never wins. KILLED ANY LITTLE GIRLS LATELY!!!

  • @hammer55292 I'm not trying to win anything, I just enjoy seeing you make an ass out of yourself over and over again. Knowing how much I'm pissing you off is reward enough!

  • @mainah7910 We'll see who's pissed of fby this time next year. Your state will be so broke, they'll track you down, and beat your ass!! LMAO!! Post your name, and address if you think you're so right. When the TOURSISTS stop this year, your wife and kids will be givin' 50 cent hand-jobs at Burger King.

  • @hammer55292 Jesus Hammer, if I posted my name and address on here they'd probably start sending me cash donations and thank you letters urging me to keep up the good work keeping assholes like you out of our state and making it a better place for the nice tourists to come. I've got a job for now, but I'll think on it Hammer :)

  • @mainah7910 You don't have to keep me out, I have stayed away from you fuckers for 6 years. How many times do I have to tell ya', ya' fuckin' MAINTARD!! Hopefully I'll get some TOURISTS to stay away this summer, and you'll go broke. You're already on the economic precipice, I just have to push you over. I'll shut your tough MAINAH mouths, you loud mouthed bastards. I'll do it legally and FINANCIALLY, via the internet, and the BOSTON GLOBE. You think you're tough, I'll show you who's tough.

  • @hammer55292 Every comment I make brings you one step closer to the funny farm and the padded room, just trying to help you on your journey! :)

  • @mainah7910 Hey, I been like this for 64 1/2 years, ya' think I'm gonna' check out now!! LMAO!! You'll be gettin' admitted to the State Hospital in Bangor, and I'll be ridin' around on my ATV, laughing my ass off!!

  • The solution is very simple..............ALL TOURISTS STAY AWAY FROM MAINE!!!

  • @hammer55292 Did your mother drop your on the head too many times, or bash it on the cement floor hoping you would die??

  • @mainah7910 Don't take it out on me 'cause nobody gives you the courtesy of a Goddamned Reach-Around!!

  • Maine rocks! We've got Eben, Bob Marley, Stephen King, L.L. Bean's, Marden's, B&M Baked Beans, The best Lobsters anywhere, The most heavily wooded state in the country, Coastline that attracts people from all over for summer vacations, Aroostook Potatoes, Shipyard Brewing Co., and Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Snowmobiling is all right in our backyard? How could it get any better??

  • @mainah7910 Yeah, how about world-acclaimed universities, and hospitals???? How about a high-tech base, second to none? BFD, all you MAINAHS do is exploit natural resources and kill LITTLE GIRLS!!!

  • @hammer55292 We've been living off of our natural resources for over 350 years here in Maine and we're still thriving. What's Massachusetts got for natural resources, and breeding assholes doesn't count. You've turned it into a fucking shithole down there, the Cum Dumpster of America, that's why you have to come to places like Maine to enjoy nature.

  • @mainah7910 You're not thriving. Your economy is distressed. You and Louisiana have not recovered from the recession. You were just recently ranked by Forbes Magazine as the worst state in the country to do business in!! Your economy is based on TOURISM!!! If enough MASSHOLES stay away from your GUNT STATE, you will be broke, you MOFO.

  • @hammer55292 If enough Massholes stay away from our state, our tourism will go up if people don't have to deal with Massholes while their trying to enjoy their peaceful vacation. Maine people are thriving without you, stay in your little low income housing in Mass and don't come back you little Flamer!

  • @mainah7910 Not only are you dumb, but you're also gay! Jesus Christ you're an on-line billboard for tourists to stay away from that fucktard state!

  • @hammer55292 We know you've liked the boys ever since your eighth grade shop teacher made you his bitch, you've enjoyed it ever since.

  • @mainah7910 Is that what happened to ya', Mr. Bean made you suck his wood?

  • @hammer55292 Was that his name, is that why you became a PIG to put him in handcuffs and fuck him up the ass?

  • @mainah7910 They don't have to cuff you, you take it willingly. They don't even give you the courtesy of a Goddamned Reach-Around.

  • @hammer55292 WTF is a reach around, must be a Gay term, seeing that you well experienced in that field?

  • @mainah7910 HA! HA! you must be pissed that they didn't give you a reach-around!! You fucktard, you're so stupid, look at the way you spell!!

  • @hammer55292 Sorry I don't have a homosexual dictionary to look up your little faggot terms.

  • @mainah7910 HA!HA! You're the faggot, not me, Mr. MAINAH!! You still takin' it up the ass??

  • us massholes do like to drive in the left lane 

  • @mendrmic It was a MAINAH BASTARD that almost killed Steven KING!!! You lying bastards use bad driving as an excuse!! Go public and tell THE BOSTON GLOBE you don't want us to come up there if we are so goddamned bad, you lying scum-bags!!!

  • Hey Eben, did you kill Ayla Reynolds? You MAINAHS are all a bunch of fuck-tards, so it wouldn't surprise me if you killed her. You MAINTARDS are gonna' feel the heat this summer. The word is gettin' out on you fuck-weasels,and how you've been screwin' with us non-residents. You'll be in the breadlines with the Somalis, by this time next year. I hope they take a shit in your beds. Lay on some Somali shit, and rap to that Eben, you doosh.

  • @hammer55292 ,and you outtastaters wonder why you get a bad rap up here , read your post and think bout it

  • I LOVE MAINE

    

  • 4 people got beat up by a mainer...

  • Fuck massholes!!!

  • Anybody know where i can get the lyrics for this?

  • 4 people are from Massachusetts

  • Oh SNAP! Living in Nebraska errrrrrrrr HELL this at least reminds me I have a Maine accent chummy! You Nummers from away best STAY away! Thanx Eben, this is wicked good!

  • Just so you guys know when he says coming straight from the county. By saying "The County" he means Aroostook County which is the biggest county in Maine, it is also where I'm from YEEEEAAAH!

  • christ sake im talking to you.

  • I am so proud to live in Maine. :]]

  • to be a maineahhh what more can one say lol

  • i belive he means clam flats not blueberrys

  • This deserves to be on the radio

  • no one likes tourists

  • I live in California, but I used to live in Maine (I'm a real American since CA and ME

    are across the country) Maine is a forest state, there are forests everywhere, and

    theres hardly any forests where i live. Maine is a campers dream, and it is

    full of green. Maine is also 4 states north from my favorite state, Pennsylvania.

    Still, California is a really awesome state.

  • I've seen that sign in the end :P

  • Did anyone notice the last 3 numbers in the letters say Jew.

    /watch?v=GyZXnpO8Jew

  • Yo! E. ta the B. here. Let's get some friggin' stuff straight. I aint Bob Marley. Bob's wicked funny though,(but Bob, don't do music...you suck at it.) I'm not a gym teacher but I admire young girls in shorts. Nobody saw me in Machias and that whole incident with the wombat was overblown. I've got a crapload of new material coming out soon including a Christmas CD (God save the baby Jesus)

    I do appreciate all the support from all you hahd-core Northern rednecks! E-mail me at therealeben@gmail

  • @therealeben

    you admire girls in shorts, thats why you belong on maines pedofile listings

  • "Masshole goin' half tilt, 'bout to get himself an ass full of peterbilt" Dude your the best!!!!

  • I wish this video had a different image for the placeholder, for example the shot of the Way Life Ought To Be sign. It would make the video more presentable. :)

  • move ya hosses ass! biskit wit the butta! LO L !!!! :) word to EBEN yo,

  • Stockholm homies are the craziest

  • My mr.Man song is 100 times better than this!! It's so good that i wont post it to youtube!

  • mr man is a gym teacher at my school

  • MR.MAN 

  • @btheadtrip I fucking hate Bridgton during Fryeburg Fair season. It's like common sense went out the window. I live not even two minutes from the only TRUE lights in Bridgton, and it still took me 45 minutes to go from Food City to Highland Lake. Ridiculous shit.

  • Masshole goin half tilt...story of my summer

  • so they haul there rich fat asses up for the summah they tote along there tudes its a wicked friggen bummah

  • Skidda please! Nothing but a 1/2 a twitch!

  • It was boring in Hollis. Lol. I came back to sun and bikini girls. Lmao. That's how.

  • @btheadtrip yea i widh they would just keep the causeway the same

  • @chargerfish1 me thinks the new bridge will be great, traffic will move along and the new park will be a great place to pick up hotties! Oh yeahhhhhhh

  • @btheadtrip yea but i grew up near the causeway, and its been the same for as long as i've been around, and i just don't want it to change, but im also anxious to see what everything looks like after everything is done

  • Ok Brandon. I lived there and it blew lobstahh chunks. Lol. That's why I moved.

  • this songs true exept for the damn elk..... no elk in maine

  • Funny song but Maine sucks! Lol

  • @prostesis122 u asshole maine is the fuckin bomb

  • @prostesis122 u asshole maine is the fuckin bomb lol

  • @prostesis122 how?

  • @prostesis122 thats kinda what your g/f

    did last night SUCKED

  • LOVE IT

  • Wonderin' when last night's roast will break loose, I ain't no dubba!

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  • I met a guy, up in the County, who's definitley Eben. He's not Marley. Mr. Man is alive in Machias, to friggin funny, sons-a-bitches from away! Ten mile ride, 2 hours, wish I had a Peterbuilt from Guptill's.

  • GO MAINE!!!!!!

  • <3 this song haha

  • @btheadtrip that's why you take perly road, come out at lambs mill, go down across walter hill road and find your way to lakehouse road, across gore road, avoid the causeway completely through the state park off 114.....that's what most of us do during tourist season when it's bad.

  • So is this really Bob Marley? It sounds so much like him.

  • @SkeldZ06

    Its Eben... you can find him if you search for The Real Eben

    Agreed that it sounds like Bob though

  • Wicked funny chummy wish them friggin mahsholes would leave their money in a bucket in Kittery and go back to hell

  • @TheBigchuckie  you basterd im from maine

  • So true about us mainahhhhhas hahahah... and the damn massholes hahaha

  • lol Main 4 life

  • maine....christ....I love it and hate it.

  • lets hear it for da mainers gimme a thumbs up if you agree

  • YUP, Thats Aaaarrrr GoodOne

  • Whats so bad about Maine??

  • waldo conty flat ladas aint welcom at all stay out we have guns hea

  • Song is very true... esp in tourist season... which is fast approaching.

  • I live in Maine!!! I love Maine, especially in Winter and Summer!!

  • ha ha, thats us for sure

  • your an asshole!

  • born in CA and then moved to ME Camden Rockport is where it is at.

  • I live in maine and I fucking hate it...... I live in the "city" so it aint to to bad but still its horse shit

  • @Batmanfan50001 how can u hate maine? its my fav state

  • @arm1207 i like how there is not really crime in maine.....but its boring :|

  • @Batmanfan50001 youve never heard of sanford, have you?

  • @arm1207 YOUR FACE IS AN ARM

  • @MikkiB0y what?

  • 1:50 is Presque Isle Park in Marquette, Michigan not the town. I'm from ME but go to school out there, pretty crazy coincidence

  • Wicked good! Welcome to Maine, the deep south of the far north. Ayah!

  • AYUH!

  • Get over to Bull Moose Music and buy some of my crap!!! - Eben

  • Yessah!

  • wicked shap !!

  • s. p. maine is where its at

  • s. p. maine is where its at

  • hahaha.. yutt... wicked awesome

  • wicked pissah

  • fukin owt ah statahs

  • Skidda please

  • Wicked Washington County Maine! (:

  • Wow.This cracka got skills.10/5

  • berwick maine homie

  • Sebec Maine

  • Litchfield

  • Lincoln Maine :)

  • flatlanders not welcome lol

  • harpswell

  • Checking in from Brewer Ba be, Brewer, Give a Masshole a tail full a peterbuilt, luvit

  • Gilead god damha!

  • pittston checkin in bub!

  • MATTAWAMKEAG MAINE

  • Phippsburg!

  • bahahaha. love this song. from Limerick!!!! hahaha

  • wadahville maine checkin in

  • westbrook!!!

  • MONMOUTH MAINE!!! That's a true Maine town.

  • bath maine

  • Finally, a rap song that I can relate to

    Bryant Pond, if yall are wonderin lol

  • Bowdoinham Maine liven in the sticks YAY

  • A TOWN!!!

  • jay, maine beeeeches

  • RIchmond maine i know legendaryassasssin212

  • richmond maine

  • Thanks for all the comments! The video is pale in comparison to the humor and true talent of AWESOME therealeben :P He rocks, MAINE Certainly rocks... and the Lobstah Heah is wicjed good!

    W00t W00t

    Naples Maine Represent. hahaha'

  • @btheadtrip turner/wales/durham Represent!

  • @btheadtrip i live near naples

  • @btheadtrip Yeah that lobstah is wicked good, I'm the one that cooked it over in bridgeton lol

  • @btheadtrip i live in denmark which is close to naples

     video rocks

  • "nothing good ever came from Waldoboro".  Wicked friggen good vid, there Eben.

  • I hope this is not why Maine is losing population...

  • FRIGGIN RIGHT

  • IM SO PROUD TO BE A MAINAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I live in Maine. I go up to Bar Harbor In the summer and I will tell you something Those sons of b**chs from away" are " a wicked Friggn bummer"

  • corinna maine

  • Nice bud

  • go maine. troy maine is where the family lives

  • The Way Rap Should Be.

    Great job, making me more homesick than evah!

    Miss you Maine!!!!

  • this song is so true.. proud to be a mainahhh

  • @nolanb123456 so true! (=

  • Norway

  • warren maine here

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  • searsmont maine out in the friggin booneys bub

  • Farmington Maine!

  • LIVERMORE! best rap ever. FOR FRIGGEN SHIZZEL!

  • Litchfield Maine!!! Yessah bub! Lobstah!!

  • Athens baby!

  • Rangeley, ME.

  • MAINE FTW!!!!

  • Norridgewock!

  • Maine is the shit

  • i wanna move to maine

  • then you would be one of the from-away's he was refering to...

  • Acton

  • Mexico Maine!

  • New Gloucester!