Great moments in military and political FAIL - The Digg Reel

[stayfreshvandalz]

tell me at 2:35 TELL ME THIS NIGGA AINT HIGH!

[stayfreshvandalz]

this is the video that needs to go beyond viral. lol

[lnsertCleverName]

"Some people in Georgia voted for him." Why does a feminine douchebag have a superiority complex? Queer.

[Danthemanlyman7]

Island capsizing? Why do people think islands are floating pieces of dirt. Anyone with an elementary level knowledge of geography can tell you that they are in fact attached to the earths crust. Can't believe people voted for that idiot. People are getting dumber by the minute.

[MrSeepultura]

the political guy was boring

[crunk4124]

This guy annoying: show the videos and shut the fuck up

[2muchinfo4u]

no we do not anticipate that.

[betterdropdatdonk]

I'm from Guam, currently residing in Chicago. I think the idea of more people moving to Guam is ridiculous, Its as small as a county pretty much, only 209 sq miles. Nothing against the military families, its just the over population that's dumb founded me.

[shosho189]

its not hes fault somebody put a wall in his way

[KerixS]

lmao, dude keep changing it between 12x7 and 24x7..

n wut kinda island tip over and capsize???? LOL

[fox20012]

2:20 sounds like a homeless man wandered into parliment

[Sonola777]

Wow, these Congress man are retarded!

[Kiljoy616]

@Sonola777

Sound more like he is on drugs, lots of good old medication.

That right the God(s) made island that float, yes its somewhere in the _____ insert what ever book you want.

[dcook22]

Oh, and BTW...that was an Admiral, not a General.

[dcook22]

That pol was certainly a tard. That Chinese soldier throws like a girl. And if I had an M203 grenade launcher, and there was a tank of fuel in the middle of the desert...Well, shit. I'd blow it up too. And so would everyone who watched this video. And then we'd all high-five the guy next to us. That's just bein' 20 yrs. old.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 And that what its about, haha, big guns lots of stuff to shoot at, or should we be serious and jut go kill a bunch of kids, does that make us more adult?

There is nothing more fun that shooting an something and if it blows up an no one is hurt even better. Don't worry I am sure he killed someone in the next few days and that made him into a MAN.

[dcook22]

@Kiljoy616 You've obviously never been in the military, and spend too much time watching the "news" to get your "facts". The truth is that there's more boredom than anything else in a war zone.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 haha, sorry but I was, US Army. Try again. Now I just enjoy making money. So relax your impressing me or anyone but your self.

[dcook22]

@Kiljoy616 I've read your comments several times and I can't really understand them. It looks like all you're saying is what I said in my post. I'm not sure, though. It's all a jumble of words. Not only do I not believe you're former US military, I don't believe english is your first language. No big deal. The discussion isn't going anywhere anyway. You take care, Kiljoy.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 I don't have a first language, I actually study two languages at the same time and use them on a daily basis, but its not that, its really just that I was not really paying attention as well as fast typing.

Since I was also watching a documentary my thoughts where a little bit off. Its not an excuse but more of a reference point. Your correct after reading back and forth I do see its basically the same thing but just in different context.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 Cont...

I saw the two soldier from my vantage point, young, anxious, and letting off tension that is normal of long deployments, I had two MOS in the military one of them was Combat Med Spec, and later Field Psyc. This in no way make me a authority so its just for reference.

My comment thought it looks like it was toward you, was more generic with other comments as well as the video commenter. So don't take it as a personal attack in any way. That was not my intention.

[dcook22]

@Kiljoy616 And i don't know what you're yapping about with the "kill a bunch of kids" comment. Who said anything about that? If you mean they should go kill a bunch of the enemy, then yes, they should. I don't know how many would be "kids", but if they're the enemy, then light 'em up. You should read some John Stuart Mill to get a better perspective.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 The enemy as well as our own troops are basically kids, maybe I should have said "young adults" anyone who has been deploy overseas know this. I for one have not problem killing the enemy what ever age they are. But lets not kid our selves a lot of them are kids. Kid soldier is just something that is part of how conflicts happen. Hard to get 40 year old Men to go out and get shot at.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 One more thing I was basically stating that what did people want? For them rather than blowing up a vehicle that they should go out and kill people.

Deployments are not like the movie, there is a lot of downtime and downtime is bad, makes people think and adds to the stress of deployment. That all.

Support deployment does not always see combat but its there, and it can also be very stressful.

[dcook22]

@Kiljoy616 Killing poeple doesn't make one a "man". But being a brave soul and an honorable warrior does. Just like being a good dad, or a good teacher. Lighten up Kiljoy. Your slip is showing.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 Same for you relax. people just are not what you want them to be. Need to get out more, life is full of disappointments. Honorable Warrior what is that a oxymoron. A warrior is a person who kills, what ever that believe is not important in the end they are still killing.

But my comment was about blowing something up during the boredom that comes with any deployment, if you had been in the Military you would know that. Its not like the movies, there is a lot of down time also.

[Kiljoy616]

@dcook22 The probably are only 20 or 22, what you think they are 40?

Maybe they are 50.

[Stuffyou100]

Were they real? that's some kind of b movie right? this guy was voted in? Can it be that this was the first clue to his voters that he's retarded. I remember talking to a 6 year old having the same concern once about islands.

[x3r9g6]

lol islands dont tip over

[johndom457]

LOL!!!!

[krypekeeper]

1:41 - 2:30 was a april fools joke

[GalaticTG]

2:59 - 3:09 Man I feel sorry for that general.

[Eatdatbich]

ad before video, sry thumbs down and closed vid

[kjdavey]

The island is going to tip over?

[tools747]

that politician is high right? he keep changing the width of the island lol

[BenedictWolfe]

@tools747 He's on medication.

[tools747]

@BenedictWolfe well yea i know, the reporter mentioned that, but it's still funny... behind the military guy who's replying to the politicians inquiries there's a woman who can't stop smiling lol.

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

@BenedictWolfe Then maybe he should take the day off? I mean, half of the politicians in Washington probably don't show up half the time any way. Stay at home! Watch some DVD's.

[BenedictWolfe]

@TheGizmofromPizmo That's the problem of taking heavy medication: It gets you confused and clouds your judgment.

[Kiljoy616]

@BenedictWolfe So he should take some time off, after all this guy can create policy that can hurt people.

Bring that mental status to any normal job/company and they will put you out fast.

[k1awdttt]

A moment of "what?" @ 2:56-3:10.

[mustupac]

Why do you Americans fall for All the Propaganda you spite out every time. maybe you should consider there are other people in this world you big headed fuckes you'll soon get what's comein you you.

[thesuperbanana]

@mustupac . . .if you plan on insulting an entire nation, at least check for typos.

[mustupac]

@thesuperbanana lol you right but my keyboard is wireless logitech and it's too sensitive for for me and it not full size so i hit wrong letters sametimes .

[Calsendon]

@mustupac Get a real keyboard.

[boredomblows]

@mustupac douche :)

[mustupac]

@boredomblows lol . just a rant don't take it personal . or maybe you are the modern day empire in disguise lol

[Kiljoy616]

@mustupac Never going to happen, at least not for a very long time.

[mustupac]

@Kiljoy616 what you mean never . you already are an empire . You know what happens to empires the always fall, always have done . noboady like rulers remember that the rest of the world see america as an fucked up no knoledge of the world . you goverment have been bullshiting you since they killed J.F.K ,911 iraq , now iran, wake up you people stop buying afdverts and watching Tv get same knowledge

[Kiljoy616]

@mustupac We could be an Empire but I just don't see it.

Yes for some, in some ways we are an "Empire" but I don't really think we are a very good Empire, as a real "Empire" they would not waste time building up muslim society or any other country, we would rip it apart send its inhabitants running and do as I wish with the land. True Empire.

Anyone decides not to follow what we the "Empire" wants we would slaughter the population and as a real empire there is not much they could do about it.

[alkikurazz]

I thought Guam was 50 miles long and 100 miles in radius. Plus I visited place,

its a smaller version of Hawaii real pretty Island tropical place. Its big you don't even realize your on an Island it takes 2 hours to cirlce the entire island of Guam. go Guam USA go.

[Kiljoy616]

@alkikurazz What ever it is in size, island don't float like a boat, so either this guy was on some major drugs for some kind of problem which made him delusional or he has never taken one class that taught him what an island is. Or for that he does not know how to Google it either.

I like to think he was on medication, makes me sleep better at night.

[ltkirby1989]

does he just think islands just float? that would be so cool! we could all paddle england to america and see the digg reel live!

[TheActionGuy1]

lol @ china. I can imagine them saying, "Kids, don't try this at home".

[bmw2go11]

LET"S BLOW SUM' SHET UP!!! (speaking a' cheneeze)

*grabs grenade* WHAT THE F*S! SI THIES!!?

*pulls clip* OWw SHIET IT-a HISSsSSssING!!!

*throws- hit's wall

*guy on the right "F(&%^*^%$&^(!!!!!

- the guy that threw it just stands there... xD

BOOM!!! 2 survivors, 1 idiot with NO' tDA FACE!!

[Krumbz2003]

@bmw2go11

Wow that was super unfunny! Like extra UN-hilarious.

[bmw2go11]

@Krumbz2003 glad you liked it xD

[Kiljoy616]

@bmw2go11 He is new, what is he in age 18 maybe, I don't think he had any idea what came next. But the instructor was good, no hesitation he has been in for sometime, know his business.

[ifunfrank]

cool video

[tehblckdeth]

Lolz, the Chinese...

[phillitupp]

@tehblckdeth

I think you will find it is pronounced "Chinweze" in china. LOL =D