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  • Big Brother is Watching you.

  • I dont use android,and I am lost in the museum then?

  • It's a joke, right?

  • thats why they changed their privacy stuff.. now they will index your home in google maps!

  • @navigator256 they dont need to simplify their privacy agreement to do that.. i already know where you live.. lol ;)

  • i love you google

  • 0:55 start here in crincle blue to here in house and mall and more for you the here

  • 0:36 i like found the mall!

  • what about iPhones and iPod touches? :(

  • @aPerson1901 Not something Google controls. The mapping engine in there is not written by Google. Its written by Apple. And it sucks.

  • @aPerson1901 too bad, time to switch...

  • Real life Fallout: New Vegas Pip Boy! Yay!

  • This has "National Security Breach" written all over it...

  • me:when i was at your age i used to go to the candyshop without a gps

    grandchildren:wow how you did that

    me:you moron,there's big letters of C-A-N-D-Y-S-H-O-P

  • Ios??? :(

  • INDOORS

    INDOORS

    III-IIINDOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!

  • @TheStimpyland Take it away Penny!

    Penny: ...

  • @JustCommentOkay

    That penny has the most beautiful voice... *sniff*

  • How do they get the street views cars into the bathroom?

  • @rkrite @rkrite @rkrite LoLoLoL(!) ..... Then came pop-up in my mind. Streets became stalls.... ... luxury cars were toilets, and economy cars, urinals .... and, max zoom 'went' inside the 'receptacle', viewing upward -- at an altered perspective on the term, 's**thead'! That was produced in my mind, in partnership with, 'UGH! ...My Aching Head! Imagery', located just around the corner from Pixar, somewhere between "TRAINSPOTTING" & "THE TWILIGHT ZONE".

  • When is Google come to my bedroom?

  • Im not sure what I would use this for but if they could make this sort of thing for the grocery store, I search what food I want and it tells me what isle its on and the rough location, that would be useful.  :) any thoughts anybody? maybe this already exists and I don't know where to find it, lol any thoughts on the google bot reading my post and pinging some google developer with it lolz

  • thats fucking brilliant. i've been lost in doors thousands of times. i.e. the airport, the mall, even my fucking company office.

  • Seriously this product was wasted money. Nobody needs a map inside a building. Who is to stupid for finding a plant in IKEA? You should have used the money for speech to text improvement for example or for majel.

  • @bsvLen Google has so much money, I don't think it really matters.

  • best of this feature now appears right within your google android (LATEST 4.0) Devices. HTCCC my Sensation is still in 2.3.4!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • stupid fucking idea..

  • Good work Googlers!! WOW you guys can do anything at Google!! Awesome!!

  • The only thing I'm looking for at Ikea is the exit.

  • 0:30 Hit Minotaur with bag!...Hit Minotaur with bag!...Damn...Where did i make the wrong turn

  • Real Life Pacman and robbers!!!!!lol

  • i really love the concept.....is it possible for one to generate their own indoor map?

  • hmmm, If only It worked in Australia

  • google fail?

  • Orient yourself? Why would I want to become Asian?

    The word is Orientate yourself!

  • @harpersneil racist?

  • why would you need to know what floor your on wouldn't it come obvious

  • i'm scared--

  • How i can add my city name to google maps and on google earth?

  • Google should make a map of my house just in case I get lost in there.

  • that is why i am a partner

  • Google Maps is absolutely brilliant. But Google maps indoors...I think developments like these are the reasons we are becoming stupider and stupider. 

  • I can understand why this can be found useful, but my god if you can't find your way around the INSIDE of a building you need to stay at home. Actually no, that process of walking around a place you aren't familiar with is called exploring. Don't be afraid to roam around a bit people.

  • when for iOS version?

  • @google how do i make indoor map for my house lol?

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  • @0cBROOKLYNc0 iM SORRY google u just stated this indoor thing

  • OMG i love you google. 

  • What kind of person doesn't know what floor they're on?

  • Wow, indoor GPS! (laughing) :D

  • to get lost indoors you have to be pretty fucking stupid tbh

  • so wait, gps works IN DOORS???

  • @YoungGun821 it will a tech is being developed to be able to position urself precisely indoors...

  • @YoungGun821 I think it uses the reception of the different WIFi Hotspots to determine the position.

  • I guess they run the mapping-bots indoors at night. I haven't seen any in my house yet, though.

  • With this software real time videogames with real maps will be reachable... ohh baby!

  • android is the worse thing google has done >D

  • tbh, I wouldn't have thought the gps would work well enough inside a multi-level building to be able to tell you what floor you're on.

  • nice next turn

  • Bad thing the iPod needs wifi to use a shittier version....

  • GOOGLE JE ZAKON <3

  • i heard all this shit and my battery died

  • But I like getting lost..

  • featuring google's own pet minotaur! love it.

  • Finally Google Dev team doing something to help burglars suffering in this sour economy

  • HOLY SHIT! A minotaur at the airport!

  • i have google maps but that still doesn't solve my minotaur problem

  • You have indoor a GPS-Signal?! O.o

  • Wait- this is real?

  • How are these maps made?

  • sorry for the coreting

  • *it's*

  • for

    

  • that's sweet because of it's easy to find your way out of a (store,market and airport) i would pay the person that made this 1000 maybe more because it's just so good and i bet other people would too so it the best thing i ever saw on a phone and i would like for ipod's because it's it will help dad's and kids because the kid can look in his ipod and tell the dad where to go im sorry about if it's all ready dfor the ipod i don't know so yeah i love it

  • How do I shot web?

  • How do I find the Minotaur? I wanna seee one.

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  • Forget about the phone. Just smile and ask someone if she or he could help you. They will smile at you and be happy to help. Trust me.

  • @der1matologe

    You are absolutely right! +1

  • Only for Android devices? Monopolistic practices perhaps, from the company that says "above all, do no evil"?

  • Oh My God! Look At The Thumbnail Again! ILLUMINATI!

  • google only has these indoor maps cause they spyo n you when your on the google website or anything they own through your camera on your comp

  • I am so happy google helps me to survive.

    What would i do if there was no google?

    How could i do all these beautyful things this company is helping me with?

    I really hope that one day someone wearing a smart phone comes into my place making out with my girlfriend so that i, after google registered, edited and enabled the data collected to the rest of the world, can find myself around my place and even my girlfriend so much better than these days.

    Thank you so much, google.

    Thank you.

  • 600th comment. I don't care.

  • Now robbers can find the closest exit!

  • @MisterFrappuccino or pace the place! first thing I thought also.

  • Amazing, how about if you let us choose what units we would like to use in google maps. I am sick of having to use yards and miles. Come on google, it cannot be that hard if you can do this.

  • the thumbnail looks like a pokeball

  • great idea.......... now I will be able to find my way from google fantacy back to the real world

    and perhaps google could develope one that could help me find my thoughts. oh s..t just lost them again. Help google.

  • there is the risk that you won't have anymore the need to ask "where is the toilette?". By contrast, we will be able to safely ask: "where is my privacy?"

  • So helpful at Ikea XD

  • great job google. but please make it available for everywhere (i.e: website and others).

  • This had better just be for important public places. I don't want people looking in my house. O__O

  • lol applecomputercool i agree! but seriously how cant you not know wat floor your on...

  • Before you know what it will become law to have a cell phone on you at all times and all the features will come free with your new cell phone

  • ...who the hell actually needs to know where they are while in a mall. come on, you dont go to what mall for 1 store

  • @bajesus666 Men do :D

    

  • Dang, the guests trapped in my dungeon could use this to plot an escape. Just kidding, I took away their phones (along with their humanity).

  • How does this work without GPS? Surely Cell tower triangulation is too inaccurate :/

  • i love google too <3 it is the bestest search engine :)

  • @corneliusvintila and @alexsteaua99 : yeah , thats what i thought when i was fan of google maps but once i used preinstalled Ovi Maps and i'm just impressed with it i love its step by step voice navigation and it even works without gprs :D it is the best navigation application on the earth :) it does not matter if u believe or not :P lol dn't mind :p i'd suggest you guy's to use Nokia Maps once and i'm sure you'll like the 3d navigation and 3d landmarks :D

  • how about iPhone?

    

  • @Markioz04 it says "On Android phones" well an iPhone an Android. So no. But I'm pretty sure Google will sooner or later.

  • @Jasonjays122 too bad.. But if it's worth the wait.

    :]]

  • Wow this is amazing!

    Now I'll be able to find a Minotaur!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If google were to add indoor maps, Robberies and Break-Ins would RISE.

  • @prestige0205 That saying if It was residential

  • Mila Kunis voice??

  • I love google :P

  • now thats no fun :/

  • nokia maps is way better then google's navigation

  • @Venkateshkhatri NEVER

  • @Venkateshkhatri NEVER

  • nearist black bathroom....... nearist white bathroom

  • will it help me find my way through cosco to the food samples

  • good on ya google always outdoing yourself

  • Nice try, Google. No, you can not map the inside of my house.

  • so thats why i saw a minotaur in the hallway yesterday...

  • If I were in another country and the normal English signs that I am used to are missing then this would be perfect. first I would interpret from English to other country then the map etc...

  • Too late google, i alerady pee in my pants

  • Anyone who has been to hotels in Vegas will see the use for this :P

  • @AntVenom ... Which is why most casinos have been Dead Zones for years. =)

  • How do I find the shitter?

  • @TheYeomanDroid please hold. buffering ... buffering ... buffering .... error. shitter is full.

  • @TheYeomanDroid Use Google ARSE view !!

  • ME LIKE THAT

  • You have to be pretty stupid to not be able to navigate around the inside of a large structure which usually include maps inside as well as people working there who are paid to assist costumers...you people need to not depend so much on your devices, learn to be human again, and not a drone.

  • erwin peter tempel

  • what happens when you lose your phone in the building...Your lost forever?

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  • I have iPhone. But I want an android.

  • maps are for gilrs

  • Take that apple

  • lol

    

  • Google is growing so ubiquitous it really scares me... I wonder what would happen if they turn "bad" D:

  • @7abraxas6 >:D

  • @7abraxas6 What could Google do?

  • @ra4king Check out this comic: xkcd (dot) (com) /792

  • real life minimap

  • So what happens if you're poor and can't afford all those new-fangled devices like the Android? You're screwed, right? Once again another division between the 1% and the 99%.

  • @stratovani Why.. the hell... would you be screwed....

    it's called learning how to read a damn map.

  • @stratovani You're an idiot for many reasons.

  • @connordoc3 - name one, numbnuts.

  • @stratovani

    1) You're by no means screwed if you don't have this product. Unless you're incapable of navigating buildings on your own.

    2) "99%" and "1%" are not arbitrary terms to throw around with no realization of their significance. If you really think that Android phones are what differentiate the 1% from the 99%, you're being seriously led on by somebody.

  • WHERE ARE MY DORITOS AT? GOOGLE, HELP!

  • Next stop, Google Maps Body, Know where every single cells in your body are. Or take an interactive tour to see your own body in real time for your self! We`ll (Google) just insert this probe into your anus to take from you the last remnants of your privacy!

  • how do you get lost in your house its like " i cant find the kitchen!

  • @CabhanListis "This will be great for blind people!" THEY ARE BLIND. HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SEE THE SCREEN!!!!!

  • I hate it when i get lost in the airport in a veritable labyrinth of unknown twists and turns then a monster pops up then i would have to fight him and kill him then i have to escape. Fortunetly i have my robot android to kill him with his robotic laser and google maps for android to tell me which floor im in because im the big dumbfuck that doesnt have a memory at all. PS : I'm american

  • I hope in 20...something,it support all places and updated in every seconds if possible

  • So now they have a map of my house and everyone can come and steal my porn?! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @Ondro1112 oh shit you watch porn

  • @jascha64 of course I do not, what do you think of me? I do not have any porn. /quickly closes the safe/

  • Where's South Sudan?

  • next step: world domanation

  • I liked the Minotaur joke... that was funny. :)

  • How long until they come out with Google Maps, Female Anatomy?

  • how big of a dumbfuck do you have to be to not know what floor you're on.

  • @applecomputercool It's for people who wake up in weird places and don't remember anything from last night.

  • @applecomputercool you have to be on the american level

  • @pepilindo ahhaha true dat.

  • @applecomputercool oh shut up

  • @applecomputercool clearly people that uses Android, well not apple......

  • @rOLaant3 WoW....So We (Android Fans) are Retards eh?....STFU please

  • @applecomputercool well, it's useful incase that you're kidnapped :D

  • Wow wtf? Is there anywhere that's safe from Google's eyes anymore?

  • Hmm but indoors with no GPS or internet, it didn't work very well.

  • Google has commercials?