Why Girls Don't Fart...

[xfliboixx]

So that's what girls do?!?????!??!!!!!?!LMFAO

[NintenFan0900]

The thumbnail made me think of anal sex. =| I think that was intended. So people would click on it.

[TheDashingRogue]

WTF

[dief4life]

I saw blurred out boobs :3

[LizzyInLove033]

@drakedelovely: that's exactly what I was thinking...

[SGeqa]

WDF was that at 1:49

[Becky265100]

This is hilarious?!!!? LOL

[2012IsTheEnd21]

wtf

[Becky265100]

@2012IsTheEnd21 Seriously?

[2012IsTheEnd21]

@Becky265100 Definitely serious.

[WTJWproductions]

I'm going to go and rethink life now

[drakedelovely]

when shes in that chamber it looks like a lady gaga video

[jhon140295]

xD ESTORNUDA IGUAL QUE Fluttershy

[xXMeatConeXx]

i find this easy to masturbate to

[Lilfackey]

1:42 am i the only one who sees nipples?

[faustinkt]

hahah



[markfindlay052]

what did I just watch??

[wanielai]

damn

[benhim55]

WTF!

[gunkid24]

was that squirter a queef

[BrittandChez]

Looks like Human Centipede... >.>

[Ilovenailpolish1000]

Damn, it's like she's having an exorcism..

[MyNameIsTristyn]

Dammit susan, theyre onto us...

[Thorax007]

ill never look at my gf the same way again.... then again she burps louder than me so im not worried about that XD

[TheDeeMonic]

i totally saw her nipple

[OsservatoreDiAnime]

@TheDeeMonic It's impossible, she wear bra

[snazzyjazzkat]

this scares me:(

[speelman123]

the machine part is kinda fucked up...

[sandwynsky]

lmfao

[mcbobery1234]

when she's in that machine, it remdinded me of the woman in F.E.A.R. 2 :p haha

[theslytherinchick]

I can assure guys we have nothing like that in our bathrooms... -.-

[MrPhillyboy66]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll­llllllllll so funny.............. just dont get it man

[pastulio78]

So it all makes sence now. . .

[AnnaBanana24135]

That was actually kinda creepy

[Technobanana]

totally see her boobies

[GoToSleep1993]

@Technobanana I do too



[Technobanana]

Its funny because my girlfriend is the complete opposite to this she farts, burps and sneezes usually in my direction.. a dude with boobs and a vagina pretty much.. most girls do this I am sure of it.

[BlueStarFeline]

This video is most popular with:

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 18-24 

[jgrt7]

Girls don't fart. That sound is actually a baby unicorn released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies.

[BigSkyBeauty70]

@jgrt7 HAHAHAHAHA

[omgblahda]

1:26 reminds me of the cover for the Human Centipede

[TheKuteBeagle]

We fart...we just blame it on other people.

[MultiCessna206]

holly crap i thought she was dieing there for a sec



[Halotaku]

Why don't guys have these?!?

[11kyzak11]

@Halotaku because. For a man. We are proud to fart, burp and sneeze out loud since it shows men who's boss. For instance. I piss in the middle of the toilet to show everyone in my house who is boss.

[moddedmicrowave]

I got a massive boner whan she puked in that lare thing, and it kinda reminded me about that hot porno... Human centipenis

[awesomemosucra]

That freaked me out...

[x7SeVeNx7]

i got scared hahahhaha

[Snoopa90]

first thing that came to mind was human centipede

[WildWestBudgie]

is this porn? Oh right, rule 34...

[NoMorePopMusic]

what has been seen cannot be unseen

[TheStudman73]

ahahahah thats fuckin hilarious

[martika01234]

uhhhhhh i must not be a girl then. bc i have never done this... O.o

[tsken2k]

@martika01234 Then by definition, you are not a girl.

[martika01234]

@tsken2k I guess not... Ive never gone into the ladies room to activate a secret underground chamber so i can sneeze, fart..... this shit scares me D:

[4lifeOscar]

this kinda is creepy

[MaximumGKB8]

that was strangely arousing and Scary >?

[werlops]

this video make me want to fart

[swootz1]

0.0 they should make another exorcist movie like this.

[kevinmadrigal1483]

thatz no woman thatz satain lol!!

[guiltyspark343able]

What its that thing!? 1:47

[jasontangy]

@guiltyspark343able Shit.

[greg00735]

that was really creepy

[DarkGreystone]

anyone else notice at 1:44 and the next few seconds it's easy to see nipples through the glass?

[z3253304]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[AppleCooro]

So that's why they're in there so long.

[Kamirykun]

how did they know?

[caraboo1133]

1:48 lol

[soniy50089]

thumbs up if u saw that girl take a sh*t on the glass

[xDanLoL]

@soniy50089 im sure pretty much everyone did derp.

[candykid021]

They sneeze they burp and they fart quiet cause I do fart quiet

[ZT3FF3N]

Ohhh trust me... girls  DO fart -.-'

[JordanUpiter]

Did anyone else fart during this?



[stynosen]

Why would they want to see a girl sneeze?

[randomvideosxoxo]

i mean 1:46

[randomvideosxoxo]

HOLY CRAP SHE TOTALLY WAS LIKE SHAKING AND GOING CRAZY IN THERE!!!.AT 4:46 she craps on the glass! eww

[TightButthole15]

@BostonRSox10 hey you, fuck the red sox

[mugenrider754]

i can see her TATAAASSS!!

:)))

[SparpNo2Pencil]

thumbs up if your school got one of these inserted in the bathroom

[Megagodzilla328a]

so this is why people never say queef!

[SuperBingbongz]

i knew that's what women did in the bathroom! what else could take so long!?!?

[dragonbreathstinks]

What the hell was that black squirt on the wall?

[jmv1]

wtf!!!

[MrMatthew50]

I have the wierdest boner right now

[tmakepeace1]

@MrMatthew50 You just made me laugh more than the video

[MrBellamy97]

@MrMatthew50 Thats weird

[DJGahann]

Nice buns hun...

[chrisjamesgunders]

wtf

[xXxdragonlover8]

lol



[mygirlistrollin789]

oh.



[insanity1998]

Lmfao 0:50 he has a spaz attack xD

[SwypeWorld]

When ur fucking a girl in her ass and she farts ur balls will blow up whit air....

[Theconfusedkooppas]

@SwypeWorld the urethra dosent work that way ediot.

[SwypeWorld]

@Theconfusedkooppas Hitler's Dick

[godzilla2000master]

keep pressing 2 for T-bag

[BostonRSox10]

This is why girls take so long in the bathroom.

[RedSoxBowHunter]

@BostonRSox10 sweet name brahh

[treedy52]

fucking stupid

[EmceeSage1]

aha! Subscribed!

[EvolutionOfTrance]

1:42 - click here for fun

[Saucebottle007]

Woah that made me think of both "The Exortist" and the witch from Left for Dead 2

[Roxylism]

so stupid..

[Overwatch93]

I'm on the weird side of YouTube again... no wait its just College Humor

[commfg23]

@Overwatch93 No YOU WANT TO SEE THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE!!!! watch?v=SqfIMPHiPjU watch at you're own risk.

[shadowmane55]

Fuck those 9,765 people.... this shit turned me on!!!!

[chillywillylaxer123]

that was kinda disturbing, like Donny Darco disturbing.

[gyngrbred]

i don't know ask vsauce =)

[davofield1523]

u can kinda see her tits while shes in the fart thing

[Griesmayer]

@davofield1523 thats her bra

[Kitsune1216]

.........Well, there go my plans to sleep tonight.

[gameplaywithiver]

I bloidy knew it!

[morreu10]

At 0:20 you can hear the Teacher asking "One , Anyone". But hes looking at the blackboard.

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

I FUCKN' KNEW IT! :o

[Waitingtillmidnight]

nightmares for weeks...

[TheRamzikawas1]

I miss THIS CollegeHumor

fuck the lame shit they post these days

[omarika96]

@TheRamzikawas1 This was in 2008

[systemguy00]

this is soooooo.................true

[TibGabinius]

wait...who cares for the computers and technics in this secret ladies room? ;)

[shooterfulable]

sorry ran out of room if you dont post this to five difernt videos you will not die like this if you think they are or like the piss take of one of those stories

[feelitfeelit95]

wtf did i just watch.

[Joleine28]

wait, since when did sneezing get as bad as burping or farting?

[CameronMaxfield]

@Joleine28 Since the infamous sneeze/fart combo

[Scorpio9809]

ooook

[VuStarcraft]

We have tought our (girl)friend farting and burping, she seems happier now.

[badjay23]

she queffed on the wall lol

[aminfrared]

shit crazie

[Laladoudah]

OH F**K THEY KNOW OUR SECRET!!!

[seismis]

and they only do that at full moon :D???

[quotemock]

Anyone else get turned on towards the end?

[duntless4u]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnomalyINC]

I...assume there is a similar reason why guys can't stop farting?

[tube09sssss]

Wtf...

[Matak12]

Is it strange that I just got a boner from watching that?

[NOVCAN]

@Matak12 yeah..

[KristianEgs]

LOL

[Xeonerable]

lmao that was kinda scary XD

[luceropi1]

ahhh..it just makes sense



[MotelDelDesierto]

sorry girls but you all know its true :P

[calic10]

O.o

[alfredito15]

Y U NO FART? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[MONTAGE0BROTHERS]

were does all that go

[MONTAGE0BROTHERS]

dear god



[MrGotsquashed]

Thank you for explaining! Now I understand women just a little bit more. I was wondering why I couldn't find a girl to have a farting contest with.

[unknowntheunknown002]

:0

[SlayerSnow]

Proves you can power the world on methane gas....

[Dragonovus]

i found this hard to fap to!..

[IrishNinja64]

@Dragonovus I didn't.

[7waystosunday]

Oh.... Oh Dear God...

[HOWMUCHPIE]

My mom farts all the time...

[dannywootful]

is it bad if that turned me on?

[TariaTariaTariaTaria]

GASP You have revealed our secret o.O

[jjdelg]

I love how a Ron Paul ad comes on before this vid. Ron Paul 2012! :)

[theunwantedworld1]

I started crying

[GenuineVanillaFace]

this could have been so much funnier

[lpforgood]

WTF? I didnt want to sleep tonight anyway...

[ChrisAndTomsCartoons]

im scared :O

[eswormssful]

not funny..

[djeo890]

release the demon inside youuu! hahaha

[Ser1Ej]

duh 

[manuelntu]

looked more like a horror movie to me O.O then again most girls are...

[alexrusro]

So many tables in that kitchen

[DutchHeartMonger1]

That is one of the most stupid vids ever. And girls don't fart? Dream on..I'll let them rip , LOL

[Ortegagc]

That was so disturbing!

[ttbonn]

thats why girls take so long in the bathroom!

[OldSerpentOfSin]

This made 9,731 people become gay.

[MissPurpur]

Shit.. They found out...

[fastwolf98]

0:51 how do they know it wasn't silent but deadly?

[live2bshiv]

Anyone else notice that this is a near replica of a scene from "Not Another Teen Movie"?

[HoppyNinja]

WTF. 

[FunNiko943]

No wonder girls take for ever in the bathroom :D

[huytranOsaurus]

explains everything.

[y4WQuefkGz]

Omg my secret is...REVILED!!!!! :(((((

[10101person]

And what is that wet black shit...

[singamijig]

I sneeze is that unsexy well ofcorse it is but not as bad as fartin

[DutchHeartMonger1]

@singamijig I just do it all. There is no rule book stating women can't so let it all rip!

[10101person]

Why the hell am I fapping to this...

[TheHobdenMarina]

9726 people are men who like to think that women never do any of this, and obviously forgot their moms do it daily.

[messyspiller24]

I Am A Girl And Will Always Find This Totally FUNNY AS HECK!!! But Scary.