The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles

[somany5]

how come when i type in gxx on the internet this came up??? odd

[peacefriendsmusic]

best song by them :)

[9100nineball]

this is so good i can't stand it hanks john@yoko

[RavenThom]

Whoops! here's another one I left off of my top 100 by accident

[alfajorgrandote99]

I preffer the ballad of john and cynthia

[MAGICO240]

This song sound a bit like Elvis Dont be Cruel.

[rnmchl9]

gee people listen to the lyrics please

[TristanProductionzz]

FUCK ME. Oh. wait. DONT



[anchovysnolives]

how cool it was growing up in the 70s.

[mistamadscientist]

31 years ago to the day. We all love miss and love you John.

[schneider876]

eight people do not know what music is!

[MrAntonyT25]

@dylanfrim I agree i would also like to fuck The Beatles!

[dcanjura123]

@dylanfrim yuo bet becuase the beales got all the fucking they wanted and apperently you want to fuck them too.

[Hotrodbuilderny]

@dylanfrim wow I'm sure they're broken hearted, move along dipsh!t

[winner482]

@Hotrodbuilderny i see there a dylan plonker on this page ............... piss off !!!!!

[winner482]

@dylanfrim fuck u !

[piratasdelcaribe00]

@dylanfrim  Fuck Your Fuckin' Mother!

[1000MRJason]

@dylanfrim fuck your fukin momma :)

[ShineOnCrazyDiamond1]

@dylanfrim Obvious troll lol, you have a beatles song as a video! Not great trolling though.

[johnnytobacco1327]

@dylanfrim fuck you!

[alfajorgrandote99]

@dylanfrim fuck u ....

[DhanielleCiccone]

@dylanfrim fuck you, go drink battery acid.

[daaniel99]

@dylanfrim you're retard, do you know that? cunt

[LittleMissBrendy]

"At the beginning I was annoyed with [John], jealous because of Yoko, and afraid about the breakup of a great musical partnership. It took me a year to realize they were in love."

-Paul McCartney

[kernelforbin84]

And they did.

[Raunice]

God there never will give back in return for george or john justin bieber or kesha .. do not even want him! :D

[Syzygy60]

ur the troll

[Ayeevids]

@StanBennet shut the fuck up troll

[8Ho03EdONl1liL]

Lennon's assassination was a mercy killing. Yoko's a disgusting, greedy bitch. "Me sell John's bwoody clothes to make money."

[mddbassdude727]

@8Ho03EdONl1liL cool story bro

[BuzzingFridge]

@kierston216 How does jesus look?

[kierston216]

@BuzzingFridge have you not seen the picture of him hanging on the cross with the six pack?

[delee19990]

THE BEATLES SUCK!!!!

now that i have your undivided attention they are the greatest band the world will ever see

[jaccor45]

@delee19990 nice comment. I actually thought u meant the Beatles did suck lol. I was about to cuss u out lol. and i'm not being sarcastic, i really mean that i think you posted a cool comment, very clever :D

[thescatterbrain123]

cccccccccchirst you know it aint easy

[mattybock]

does the bass in this song sound like something Bo Diddley would use?

[952beatles]

@McNugget06 Go Fuck Your Cat YOU CUNT

[imposedmonkey]

@952beatles I agree with McNugget06 so yeah SHUT THE HELL UP

[olamf1977]

let everyone else know as well, whom ever calls john lennon a cunt will be cursed...and instant karmas gunna get you.

[TCfoxs]

Ringo Starr is not playing the drums in this song.

[Crlongboarder]

R.I.P Uncle Gordie or Uncle Puck, this was your favorite song. Can't believe it, you left us today. Say hi to my Sister and Grandpa for me when you get there. Sorry for bringing my sob story here everyone.

[LedZeppelin2055]

Man, this is the only good thing Yoko did for THE BEATLES.

[McNugget06]

John and Yoko were both fuckin' cunts.

[MelancholyApples]

@McNugget06 i totally agree tthey suck and theyre stupid hippies

[LedZeppelin2055]

@MelancholyApples Congrats, you've done a great job at being an ass.

[MelancholyApples]

@LedZeppelin2055 thank you hippie, now go listen to some real music Baby-Justin Bieber Ft. Ludacris

[LedZeppelin2055]

@MelancholyApples Attention - don't feed the troll.

[hawkins65779]

@LedZeppelin2055 100% argeed and will do see troll turn my back to it

[hawkins65779]

@MelancholyApples justin bieber is gay real music is gnr pink floyd and van halen

[TCfoxs]

@McNugget06 @MelancholyApples

Shut up trolls.

[olamf1977]

@McNugget06 then why are you here if you dont like john lennon??? no one calls lennon a cunt, youre lucky you aint within arms reach a me ya bastard

[McNugget06]

@olamf1977 He was a cunt and he was also the only person dumb enough to marry Yoko Ono.

[suburbangal]

I was ll yrs old when the Beatles came to America. I cried when I saw them and wanted to run to England to marry paul! I lived the magic of Beatlemania. It was awesome beyond comprehension. PLS go to my favs and click on VERY NICE SINGING WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS... AND ALL MY LOVING. this is my tribute to the band I grew up with that changed the entire week! THE BEATLES MUSICAL MAGICAL GENIUS IS FOREVER!

[thehognias]

@TalkingShitOnYouTub

That's in the same ballpark as muslims who riot when a newspaper cartoonist depicts Allah. Organized religion is fing stupid.

[MelancholyApples]

Ughh The Beatles

Britney Spears of the 60's

[hoothering]

And to everyone out here, there really is no use comparing any contemporary musician to the beatles or any one of the beatles. Times change and sadly, the quality of music does, too. Yeah, Bieber sucks but that's what this generation wants. Sadly, beatlemania has come and gone. And music thrives on the autotuned pile of crap composed of Bieber and the others. There is nothing we can do about that so just stop the comparison.

[hoothering]

@TalkingShitOnYouTub1 Don't be offended. John used the statement "Christ, you know it ain't easy!" as an expression, not as something blasphemous.

[seanfrancissmith]

Paul sounds good on the drums!

[ColeLPeltier]

Sadly, I must admit, I'm a member of the new youth culture. However, I would happily trade nearly any modern artist for a good ol' John Lennon.

[grasseater108]

I'm happy to see a new generation of children listening to this music. You know, judging by your senseless, foolish, and thoughtless comments some of you sound 15 at best.

[MelancholyApples]

@grasseater108 don't get high and mighty mister we the youths r the future of tomorrow and so will the next generations to come and we aren't foolish and senseless as you say we are

[grasseater108]

@MelancholyApples Dude, I'm 21. And I don't mean to offend you, I'm just saying some of the comments below don't make any sense nor do they pertain to the music in anyway shape or form. Only a child would write something like that, therefore it's evident kids still listen to this.

[MelancholyApples]

@grasseater108 dude i'm 15 and there's nothing wrong with today's youths expressing what they feel about the music they like/dislike and that's what theyre doing in the comments below they may seem childish antics but like you said ur an adult it would be of great difficulty to understand us and therefore we aren't foolish unlike you we still have our innocence and we enjoy posting senseless comments as you say they r

Cheers:)

[grasseater108]

@MelancholyApples Cheers, buddy.

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

Don't feed the troll folks.

[theralamadam]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld

trollface.

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

@theralamadam Umadbro?

[theralamadam]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld

Problem?

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

@theralamadam Nothanksbro

[latinevil666]

I am so happy this piece of hippie shit is dead.

[2110gilman]

@latinevil666 wow.... its a shame people like you exist

[latinevil666]

@2110gilman No its a shame that this cocksucker ever lived.

[2110gilman]

@latinevil666 and whys that dumbass? What did he do to You?

[latinevil666]

@2110gilman He annoyed me.

[jbdmed]

@latinevil666 you never met him all you think you know is what you might have been able to read in tabloids ....he accomplished more good than you will ever know

[stellen11]

so many gorgeous jap girls in the world and he fell for that dog yoko?

[MelancholyApples]

@stellen11 John wasn't so handsome himself as he got older

[tmnashua]

Love this song,to bad you left this world ,especially the way you did.Hope Chapman suffers for eternity

[sexysquirky]

Lol my mom had this song stuck in her head for like 2 days Haha

[mommyaud1]

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be:

The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me......

[meucury8eye]

christ, it aint easy thats for sure! This song is one of my favourites.

[TheWackyfingers]

can you imagine what great music they would have done. if only the bitch had not have gotten in between them and caused them to break up. r.i.p john and george. we all miss you both.

[tranurse]

@TheWackyfingers i think they would have probably split up. they were getting married, becoming interested in different things. i mean they had been in a band together since they were kids, and now they were grown men. but i also think, after a few years they would have gotten back into the studio. supposedly, during john's lost weekend when he was with may pang, they had started talking about it, but once he got back with yoko, that was over with.

[ThePiolo83]

thx ONE!

[jody808]

"that was Johnny Lennon leading that one with the rest of the boys" lol,

in reality this is just John and Paul on this session

[TheScrewed0ver]

yoko reminds me of an old asian woman who called the cops on me for robbing her convienience store... just saying

[Beatles64JL]

Since you took Amy Winehouse the other day can we have John Lennon again? Dx

[MAGICO240]

The Beatles used the same bass line as on Elvis Dont be Cruel, just try it.

[ROVINATO]

@MAGICO240 Not exactly the same....maybe similar....just maybe. Anyway that was Paul.

[skuzzel]

@ROVINATO What is that supposed to mean? That copying a bass line is beneath John but not Paul? Dude, he didn't invent music.

[Les5146]

RIP john they did crucify you did'nt they

[PixieVeela]

They look just like two gurus in drag! :D

[TheCaptainPlatypus]

-"OMG it's Jesus!"

-"no,no it's john lennon."

-"What's the difference?"

[nomibe2911]

I read the autobiographical book on The Beatles and was amazed to hear this song years later because every incident John mentioned in this song was a true story.

[guitblog]

this is a real song, a real story, real music, real talent, OH

[alanlaing]

McCartney is like a drum machine on this track....each bar is almost identical in length...more like a metronome than Dave Grohl.....I know because I used to mix this into House tunes as a DJ and he's literally like a drum machine, not flash just such a great sense of rhythm...

[moe19629]

@alanlaing uh ringo is the drummer, not Mcartney?

[clockworkfiction3]

@moe19629

McCartney plays drums on this track, and Lennon plays lead guitar. George and Ringo were unavailable.

[jsabruce]

@moe19629 paul played the drums on this track..ringo and george werent there to record the song and john didnt want to wait for them because he wanted to play it because he had a sudden inspiration..

[rose2010bud]

Dear God,

Please give us back John Lennon and George Harrison and we will give you Justin Bieber and Ke$ha.

[MajorFanHere]

I think this is a perfect song. How John chronicled his marriage is brilliant. I never expected anything less from him or The Beatles. Paul adds a lot to this song, also. Pure Brilliance that will forever show through.

50 acorns tied in a sack........

[1NSHAME]

Βρασίδα Λούλη και Τεεεεεέλη....

[Yaweh1st]

As always some perfectly simple additions by George and then the harmonizing w Paul in the last verse equals excellence.

[Tuberstar08]

@Yaweh1st Neither Ringo nor George played on this song.

[hutter2006]

@infinityssbb i don't mean any disrespect at all it's just there are better songs to sing because this is like a personal song.

[Rustina61]

I heard this song on the radio and with a little bit of searching, I found it. John, you rocked !!

[joke906]

give me 3:00! you cant spare beatles away?! what were you thinking?!

[TDJCCSGC]

L' image de 1.17 est surement de Peter Sellers, non pas de Lennon. N'est-ce pas?

[MAGICO240]

Nice bass line,almost the same as Dont bE cRUEL.

[hutter2006]

i don't know why people want to perform this song live on stage.

[sashag79]

@hutter2006 Maybe because it's a kick ass song! My band covers it and people love it :)

[hutter2006]

@sashag79 i like the song too but it's just i don't think it's meant to be performed live by anybody except john lennon. since he's dead. yoko can probably sing it live because she's involved in the song. it's a personal song like his song mother. you know what i mean?

[todohara]

love this song so much...muachhhhhh ^.^

[todohara]

love this song so much...muachhhhhh ^.^

[optio4]

One of the Beatles best.

[dufchick]

who keeps giving thumbs up to the same comments? it's just the same damn thing over and over

[CellarDoor06]

They're gunna crucify me. You know how hard it can be...

[xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX]

Dear God,

I have a special offer for you today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE John Lennon! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONEJohn Lennon!

But wait!-

If you bring back John Lennon within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included

[scathaguardian]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX

Pure genius...you should write for the fools in Hollywood or New York.  We need some new laughs...

[ucciababbuccia89]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX Fantastic!!! I love your words!xD

[xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX]

@ucciababbuccia89 Lmmfao : ) Thaanks..

[DWB25]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX I almost didn't read this when I saw how long it was; I was trying to focus on the lyrics. I'm glad curiosty 2 overode curiosty 1.

[xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX]

@DWB25 Lol

[FlyingSQUIRRILLLS]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX how about George?!?!?!?! :(

[ThaisAlma]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX what about george

[sonikku70]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX Heck, throw in Jay-Z as well. Give us Harrison while you're at it.

[Vishiaeq]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX That's gotta be the best you tube comment I've ever seen!!! lol

[michael575538]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX i love you

[asianhoboFTW]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX nobody does a comment about george D:

[Multigrunger]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX ask if God can give us George too, and we can give up Nicki Minaj too :D

[olamf1977]

@xXoUtWiThMyHeArTxX hahahahaha! yess! boy or girl, i love you whomever you may be.

[TebooTedMarshall]

Yoko looked like an Asian boy with long hair.

[MAGICO240]

The bass line here is exactly the same as Elvis Dont Be Cruel. The king was influencing the Beatles until their last days as Beatles.

[tay123cali]

what is a good ballad for a project??

[MrBurningKeyboard]

@NoelCorado0921 wikipedia dawg

[retardrhinos34]

BEATLE R THE BEST BAND EVER

[CrazyKitBuilder]

top fact: this is the only beatle song missing George and Ringo

[silentsniperrr]

One of the greatest losses to humanity. Rip John.

[MrJayel27]

@silentsniperrr Indeed,..i wonder what John would make of the world today...

[thenekom]

@silentsniperrr Big loss to the music scene as well. Imagine how many more songs he might have written had he lived out his natural life. Might well still be alive today, hell Paul is. The Beatles were epic, but John's solo career produced some amazing tunes as well. Indeed a huge loss, all because some crazy asshole got a hold of a gun. So senseless.

[CellarDoor06]

Fuck religion. Fuck morals. Live your lives, and try to create harmony. Like John says, "Be the change you want to see in the World". Sure 'nuff.

[sudonimh19]

@CellarDoor06 Originally, that was Ghandi

[sudonimh19]

@CellarDoor06 Originally Ghandi said it, though

[oriolesmagic100]

@TheOldpoop the drums are apart of percussion. So I'm comfused on what you said.

[Harplyn]

I can relate to this song..I know what its like to want to marry someone from another country.Nobody wants to except the paper work you have . They always want more than you have ! Love the Harp....

[uletus]

it's like peeing on Jesus this song...

John Lennon did a lotta that!

[michaelmartinband]

@uletus that's not it at all, John is making a pop culture reference when he says "Christ you know it ain't easy" He meant that if you speak the truth they will kill you, and you're upset 'cause I said Christ.

[zephyrjoy]

it sucks that Beatles broke up but honestly they all had different artistic visions and it would have happened anyway. Yoko was just kind of a catalyst for them, not the actual reason they broke up

[jucilija]

I don't like you Yoko. 

[Jay4P]

@NoelCorado0921 you mean wikipedia? :P, it was on the Anthology demo tapes.

[thishereguitar]

@robinhoodtn1 LOL! You are so remarkably wrong, I'm left speechless, which is a new experience for me. I love new experiences, thanks.

[TheMattDB9]

Terrific Bass line...

[jwbrough1]

YOU HEARD RIGHT NOEL

[TheOldpoop]

Music by:John Lennon – lead vocal, lead guitars, acoustic guitar, percussion

Paul McCartney – harmony vocal, bass, drums, piano, maracas

[ninja242728]

I love this song!!!!!!!

[wkb89]

people forget how John and Yoko were vilified the press was way past nasty to both of them.Again, I wish I had half of John's courage.IT'S THE BEST LOVE STORY OF OUR AGE

[backintoyouropenarms]

Epic bass.

[SLiM1886]

That;s paul on drums and bass... Lennon on everything else...

[b4sophia]

O ritmo e a letra da musica é legal, o que estragou foi a Yoko cantado XDD

[shinysquid]

beat the reaper anyone?