Speak English Please!

[TheSynyster1996]

this made my day!!! XD

[MrSuliaman11]

Hi nasser im suliaman

[nasserns10]

lol i dont need subtitles

[darkoslash11]

my turban is dirty .man: f***ing subtitles why am i the only one who has them!



[GeminiNES]

lol he sounds a little bit Homer simpsons when he says uuu look at me...

[609300]

this guy is not iraqi,, he is not even an arabian

he is indian or pakistani

for those who don't know the difference !

[gostanke]

This is so like Monty Phyton

[Rain561119]

ухахахахахах блеа))))

[MapleLord426Addict]

lolz

[akoznasovajusername]

Unfunny.

[POOOheasd]

@akoznasovajusername dude..u got a problem?Its AWESOMEEEE FUNNY

[ahmed90ist]

i was so mad this made my day.

[SAADWooo]

Not fun

[rgh41]

ARE YOU DEMENTED "HAPPYGUYOOOOO?" "HE" WAS THE ONE THAT NEEDED TO BE SHOT!!!! ===  ....AND MOST LIKELY YOU TOO!!!!! CHEEZE WHAT A MORON!!!!

[ploosqva]

classic.

so old :)

[snehesten]

Doesn't it have a monty python feel here and there?=

[bboychi1]

wot wot wot wot wot lol

[therealdrifter92]

BF3

[demarc03]

Hahahaha

[7champo]

loooooooooooooooooooool

she sells sea sells

[arcozzino]

240p... we meet again...

[AshaMorgan1]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahah

[extragunbon]

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it!?

[Deilgyre]

Great.  Very much a Monty Python-esque skit.

[SuperBrobot]

Best unnecessary subtitles parody ever.

[Ra93POL]

Хуйня инглишская

[TheSmallDJ]

thumbs up for BF3 Back to Karkand:^^

Are they subtitles ?!

[UnknownBroadcaster22]

This is a parody right?

[anacampos012]

lol

[RiftPvPRiverset]

Haha, he reminds me of Peter Griffin :P

[LeslyJonez]

FAKE 100% !!!!

[nometoquenelpelo]

@LeslyJonez We know it, don't be so... XD

[LeslyJonez]

@nometoquenelpelo

Aaa oki :)

[Ozricroxtah8]

@LeslyJonez MORON!!

[nometoquenelpelo]

I STUDIED ENGLISH AT THE BLOODY AMERICAN UNIVERSITY IN CAIRO! ROFLING.. XD

[yooalina16]

BLOODY AMERICANS! 

[TheMouhcine88]

daamn I love hem when speak english lool

[shash358]

lol hahaha Thumbs up if if this made ur day!!!

=)

[punkyfan]

awww I love arab accent :3

I dont kno why ...

a

[uptheirons3309]

He sounds like Raj from the big bang

[spacexplorer100]

RIP Achmed.

[gensterize]

bullshit

[killergypo]

LMFAO CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[StefanParta]

im LOLING SO HARD

[talemini998]

This man is a KING XDDDD

[MrMCMACHO]

174 people can't speak english

[XxYamiHiroshixX]

look at me i dont need subtitles!!!! hahahaha

[buyer8100]

lol

[luckydesu]

The guy is so cute XD

[meadejay5296]

172 people need subtitles when speaking

[Peregrine369]

so fricken funny

[quadoodle00]

171 people didn't like this video

[shokmuzikk666]

best video ever

[ParkTheSouth]

i dont speak english! kkkkkkk kkkk .. really

[andrzejstodwa]

ahmed life terrorist 

[gamer12902]

where did you get this funny video from

[GASFaceMC]

lol



[Shewhoisawesome12345]

AHH! NOT THE SUBTITLES!!!!

Try not to laugh pplz!

[eadeneto]

xDxDxDxD Americans....

[phos12]

XD



[vampireknightloverrr]

ahahaha funny

[21stcenturyissues]

I loved shithouse! Best show on the planet!

[winnerjoin]

round the raged rock the r..... dorg!

[Haydera1]

haha I need subtitle when I speak English

[juangalindoful]

IF I WAS ONE OF THEM ILL FUCK THAT BITCH UP WITH THAT AK47 FOR NOT PUTTING THE FUCKING SUBTITLES! HAHAHAHA

[TheProftesto]

lol i can't see teyr faces xD

[bhoott222]

fak video only just funny time

[Az3arization]

Funny , very funny ! But fake !

[mustafaelsid]

Fake and Freak

[almushtaq86]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE ONE

[PanaMV]

good thing they added subtitles. I didn't understand a word that man was saying.

[DesDj071]

165 people need subtitles

[thunderer15]

I'm so good I don't need subtitles!!!

[k2hd]

For those wondering, this is from an old comedy/skit show called Skithouse, and it's from Australia.

[PatrikLarssonRang]

@k2hd "skit" in swedish means shit.. shithouse..

[MrLipsinger123]

that was osama bin laden

HAHAHAH LOL

Joke

[HappyGuy00000]

instead of saying shut up he should have just shot her

[imissmyoldaccnt]

@HappyGuy00000 hahahaahahahaha i know huh

[rgh41]

@HappyGuy00000

ARE YOU DEMENTED "HAPPYGUYOOOOO?" "HE" WAS THE ONE THAT NEEDED TO BE SHOT!!!! === ....AND MOST LIKELY YOU TOO!!!!! CHEEZE WHAT A MORON YOU ARE!!!

[POOOheasd]

@rgh41 DUDE u needa chill :O gosh ur a moron

[shocker600]

whats this from?

[MrSiepacz]

Monty Python?

[highactive]

She sounds like trishia takanawa from family guy :p

[kennethvu2011]

Hhahahah ...

[bluesbrothersnyc]

I too thought this was real with fake dubbing. Hilarious!!!

[Crashbandicoot701]

You are speaking American, not English. "American university in Cairo" Not "English university in Cairo" here are the diffrences:

American: sit down.

English:Do sit down.

[Born2BeFat1]

thats fps russia :D !

[amandacagy]

hahahahahahaha não tem medo de morrer não? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[naragland]

REALLY LOVED THIS ONE.!

[phantasmphan]

is this Da Ali G show?

[bugatti671]

probably much better than war :)

[yoshinuchi]

i love this video!!!

[StrategyFiend]

Oh that's really funny! I thought it was going to be some racist crap, nope. Just funny.

[onstageagain]

@StrategyFiend Funny? Perhaps , but Ur the clown, Its what Ur told. Democrats ,Obama don't care about Mexi's, He didn't care about Blacks. He cares about getting elected. Hispanic/Mexi vote can benefit him in 2012 . He will reach out with the same crap he gave in 2008 Clinton & Obama. Its programmed for Hispanic/Mexi's to vote Democratic. All Spanish stations Univision/Telemundo, cover news of Democratics, like CNN & MSNBC. Trick me once shame on U. Trick me twice shame on me

[StrategyFiend]

@onstageagain I was referring to the comedic value of the video, not whatever nonsense you're talking about.

[onstageagain]

@StrategyFiend I apologise... for give me.

[StrategyFiend]

@onstageagain Thank you, all good!

[RodrigoBorgia]

@onstageagain blaaaah blaaah blah bla..hey jerk, what are you on? is that some kind of a neurotic missionary work? at the internet? at yt? LOL, jerk, you are just a poor dumb wanker. a illiterate 1. or to say it short: an american jerk. LOL.

[ThisWorldABitch]

IRAQIS ARE WHITE NOT LIKE SOMALIS :s

[Vyckeris12]

"SHUTUP" Best line ever.

[newtrainedsniper]

lol

[RITWIK293]

@ASHER151291 Troll

[idreespower]

@ASHER151291 fuck your israelians.

[IIIAIAG]

hahahaha where are your subtitles OOoooh you think you're so good look at me

[shantymehsud]

u saare k saare kutte

[RayDeoZa]

Doooorrrggghhhh!!! XD

[shantymehsud]

i hte u all fake..man,,,,u stupid fake....

[RangerSandman]

@shantymehsud Well duh of course it's fake dumbass.

[TasteForDisaster]

@shantymehsud yea it's fake, so what you fucking dumbass?

[sftballchamp2]

Why do I feel like when the second guy started to speak, the just didn't put the subtitles just to annoy the other guy?

[RangerSandman]

How much you wanna bet she slapped him at the end....

[onstageagain]

Oklahoma, Illegals, are out of here.

Members of the Oklahoma Legislature have had it with Illegal Aliens bankrupting their State, threatening their communities, hospitals, emergency rooms, school, diseases, and funding their incarceration. Every state in the union will be following the Oklahoma lead,.. Except, New York ,Nevada, Mexifornia. When Mexican Swine Flu comes back that will take care of itself.

[03Terrestre]

@onstageagain Pendejo, aprende español porque pronto te rodeará este lenguage. Nuevo Mexico será ya en cualquier dia mayoritario hispano y de esa manera perteneserá al mundo hispano. Perdedor!

[onstageagain]

@03Terrestre Educate Ur self... Speak English...

[03Terrestre]

@onstageagain Al contrario, aprende español!

[onstageagain]

@03Terrestre Don't bother me, Ur burning daylight... Ur a idiot.

[03Terrestre]

@onstageagain Eres un idiota perdedor!

[yarleechan]

I love this one!! Its a beauty!!

[olaweee12]

where is this from?

[SarjentMarshmellows]

The BBC is a britsh/republic of Ireland company

[maysonseyebrow]

Remember this from years ago, first time I've seen it in ages xD

[aDudeAsAnotherDude]

1:44 First thing they said that was perfactly true to this day.

[aDudeAsAnotherDude]

DYING OVER HERE!! xD Tear's everywhere! xDD

[Krqlle1]

haha!

[nasserns10]

lol

[linakurdish]

she sells sea shells by the shore.

Peter,piper picked a peck of pickled peppons

Round the ragged recks

the ra......... .... doorrghh xD

[grimzeero]

hey am i subtitled also???

[sweettiimexx]

lol

[STAFFOFBLOOD]

i know when its uploaded, im  just saying

[Ilonley2]

Jaja, buena...

[sebastel2]

Haha, I just logged in to write down here that this is really funny =D

[EXTREMEMcHARDCORE]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!!

a Quote from a Very wize Man

[onstageagain]

@EXTREMEMcHARDCORE Obama tells us we need to learn other languages. He’s embarrassed for us. I for one could care less what Obama thinks; I’m doing perfectly well speaking one language. I’m getting tired of some one coming into office then looking down his nose at me. How do U say, “I wanna cut his nuts off” in Spanish? OK that’s all for now, the spell check says all my English words R spelled properly, except Barack & Obama, R these some of them foreign words that he wants me to learn?

[MsColdCanada]

@onstageagain I think you may be taking your president's speeches too personally. If you don't want to learn don't, nobody can make you, but there's no need to be upset at people who know english and other languages.

[onstageagain]

@MsColdCanada The best education is rich life experiences that prepares U for changing times & to help the person meet many people. It’s also important to find what U like doing through these experiences. I do my best @ whatever Im doing, thats how I  found what I love to do. It’s possible to be rich That was my goal. I work hard @ it. We learn through overcoming failures. My success came through learning from failures. But a forighn language? Learning French didn't help me with that .

[onstageagain]

@MsColdCanada When Obama pushed this crap to learn Spanish, It was to take pressure off Mexicans learning English " wanting votes" Hes a political whore ! My studies of Guitar & Piano conqured fears of standing in front of crowds. I now speak to large audiences. I learned far more surrounding talents I needed to survive in business than I learned by taking a 2nd language for 7 yrs. I've Lost most of it, because I don't use it. I wouldn't waste time doing it again . Obama only knows English.

[Dragovichable]

Lol Trust me Terrorist and Normal Muslim have a lot of difference...

[dune2online]

@Dragovichable Yep. Do you need to make this difference? People who think that ALL muslims are killers are stupid.

[STAFFOFBLOOD]

your forces grow stronger? thats why osama bin laden is dead

[IcyBlade3003]

@STAFFOFBLOOD Upload date: 17. Oct, 2006

[monseknightful]

"Hey, how come he doesn't need subtitles?" LMAO xD

[Jocelynne21]

LMAO

[funQ81]

ليش معصبين بس هذا عشان الفرفشه أنا والله ضحكة thank you ir852 im enjoy with this and this for fun ralex all ^^

[MassOfState]

Remind me of monthy pyton scetch

[RealManArab]

why making fun of Arabs???

Why?

Is this one of the west morals? making fun of other people only cuz they don't speak "English"

SHAME ON YOU

[gabrielcrimson]

@RealManArab get over it the BBC do it for people that live in certain parts of ireland, scotland and the midlands just because a race is involved doesn't make it racist.

[AresLeviathan]

@RealManArab Not making fun of Arabs, in fact, it's actually making fun of the English language. And Iraqi last I looked is not Arab. Here in the West, we like to laugh at absolutely everything, even ourselves. So please take no offense to this and sit back and laugh.

[Arabiantorch2020]

@AresLeviathan while i agree this video is enjoyable fucking funny. iraq is an arab.

[TheKourosh1990]

@RealManArab

fuck off you peasant arab

[RealManArab]

@TheKourosh1990

FUCK YOU

[MrIrelephant]

@RealManArab What? why is the language relevant? I honestly can't see how this is making fun of anybody... Would you mind explaining how exactly this is making fun of people for not speaking English?

[WilliamNiira]

ALALALALLALALALLA!!!! BOOOOOOM!!

[The59vip]

@WilliamNiira h\\hh\h\hahahahahahahaha

[Patrick11235]

this is so fake and me as a Chaldean it sounds nothing like Iraqis it sounds more european then middle eastern.

[elekidster]

@Patrick11235 its a sketch, its for fun

[rikardopires]

I´m a english teacher as a foreign language, my students just love this video!

[Gellegummi]

ROFL! I thought it was real first! xD

[snottbucket1]

ROFL SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AresLeviathan]

lmao x over 9000

[BrainBonery]

want more

[anas7779]

i dislike this show

Because its not realistic

[electroid0]

fucking great!

[jackmode04]

fuck you in the ear

[ALmended]

Was this on a show or something?

[LichenInwestycja]

Crimen Sollicitationis

[elitebeatking]

i think in 1:01 should be '' my friend has a 8 inch penis''

[elitebeatking]

i still think he said that

[officialpokemongamez]

Its so hilarious I am like till my stomach started paining

[harutaharuta1]

блин а прикольно ... it is laked this text

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[harutaharuta1]

блин а прикольно ... it is laked this text

[monkey911t]

thank you for this it made my day better