I GUESS THEY BATH & WASH IN BEER TOO... I KNOW THEY A JOKE I READ O THEIR WEB FORUM IT IS OK FOR THE FATHER TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER IT IS NOT RAPE. THEN THEY USED THE STORY OF LOT TO BACK UP THEIR CLAIM... IF YOU REMEBER OR KNOW THE WORD THE DAUGHTERS OF LOT GOT HIM DRUNK... WHICH TODAY IS EQUIVALENT TO DATE RAPE.
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
@blackbird01T NEWS FLASH: CHRISTIANITY IS NOT WORLDS ONLY RELIGION!!! that being said, its most likely because of fundamentalist christians who have threatened him or done other such malice-riddled acts towards him for making such satires. As for being banned from the forums... you brought that one on yourself lol
I'm so glad that the church got past this sad period with Brother Harry's, Betty's and Pastor Fred's reconciliation at the Glen Beck rally. (Betty didn't attend due to Mormons were present, but she has made peace with all). Now we can concentrate on the November election and make sure that Republicans (preferably TP Republicans) take over the congress and senate. After all, that's where the church belongs, in politics and safe from taxation.
@Killbairn yea but i went to their web site and what they do and what they belive is racist. not that they worship jesus and all i dont care about that. what i mean is that they say blacks dont go to heaven and at a gun camp they have they dump "unsaved" homeless people tranquilise them and try to convert them.
@reockerboy96 Okay...allow me to try to explain...this is a parody of fundamentalist Christians. The website is a complete joke and isn't meant to be taken seriously by anyone. It's dark humor, and it's played very deadpan, but I can think of no real organization, be they actually this sickening or not, that would actually sell a Jesus thong in their online shop. Bibles, yes, but crucifix thongs, no.
@Killbairn It speaks volumes about the state of religions these days when you can't tell a real church from a fake one. It's seems possible at least to some, that this is really a church! Crazy....and can't tell real from fake!??!
@kellylundberg Oh, ye gods, yes...particularly with megachurches and all that these days. I shudder to think that one day, this may actually no longer be a parody.
I am PRAYING for apostaits who trying to take over God's last TRUE church LBC to be run over by ride on lawnmower! Praise JESUS teh prince of PEACE! Also Betty Bowers is NOT a true Christian read 1 Tim 2:8 real CHRISTIANS do NOT ware pearls or any JEW-lery. GOD BLESS YOU DEACON FRED!!!
Listen Harry Hardwick, we know that you are behind all this trouble and problems to the REAL LEADER Brother Deacon Fred. Harry You are Warned, and we will make sure to DEFLATE YOU, unless you repent and GIVE BACK power to Brother Deacon Fred.
Listen Harry Hardwick, we know that you are behind all this trouble and problems to the REAL LEADER Brother Deacon Fred. Harry You are Warned, and we will make sure to DEFLATE YOU, unless you repent and GIVE BACK power to Brother Deacon Fred.
@planewaves What's really funny about Pastor Deacon Fred for President is that most of the right-wingers are stupid enough that they couldn't figure it out.
ok, note at the end... the large jet plane flying over at a rather airplane (probably a large twin jet plane) there are no international or even national airports where large planes fly so low over dense forest in manitoba...
Pastor Fred, I think this calls for a Bible verse from our loving Lord: When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB) Praise The Lord for his loving mercy!
I am so sorry I can't be with you Pastor Deacon Fred! You hang in there, the ones of us back in Freehold are going to get to the bottom of this coup and bring you back in all your glory! Praise Him!
Seriously grave news Pastor. Such betrayal and we all trusted Brother Harry Hardwick. Not anymore I will burn the commemorative 1713th prayer scarf he gave me!
Praise the lord! It was gods will that you escaped. Its also gods will that you seek revenge on Borther Harry Hardwick, he is doing satans deeds and it is up to you Pastor Deacon to cleanse him of his sins.
this man is insane! lmfao!!!!!
cookiemonsterhat99 2 months ago
rofl i cant help it rofl
ladydana888 2 months ago
rofl
ladydana888 2 months ago
Man they should make this into a movie, Landover Baptist - The Movie!
ZX2ManDave 4 months ago
yea hes fuckin your wife too
WeskerHouse013 5 months ago
this guy is made of lulz
GoblinsnHobbits 6 months ago
With names of countries I can't even pronounce hahahahahaha
wolfie11267 7 months ago
I GUESS THEY BATH & WASH IN BEER TOO... I KNOW THEY A JOKE I READ O THEIR WEB FORUM IT IS OK FOR THE FATHER TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER IT IS NOT RAPE. THEN THEY USED THE STORY OF LOT TO BACK UP THEIR CLAIM... IF YOU REMEBER OR KNOW THE WORD THE DAUGHTERS OF LOT GOT HIM DRUNK... WHICH TODAY IS EQUIVALENT TO DATE RAPE.
nubiandoe 10 months ago
WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
blackbird01T 10 months ago
@blackbird01T Eveybody knows its a joke- its mocking idiotic litteralists
OGAMIS 7 months ago
@blackbird01T NEWS FLASH: CHRISTIANITY IS NOT WORLDS ONLY RELIGION!!! that being said, its most likely because of fundamentalist christians who have threatened him or done other such malice-riddled acts towards him for making such satires. As for being banned from the forums... you brought that one on yourself lol
JPGuitarGuyFutrell 7 months ago
@blackbird01T Chris Harper is "pastor Deacon Fred" you dolt. And Landover Baptist is a joke site. A parody. Duhhh.
Naturyl 3 months ago
Free Pastor Deacon Fred!!! LMAO
iaov 10 months ago
In the menstrual shack... xD
ChurchOfArceus 11 months ago
I live in Manitoba, we could have had a few beers together "pastor"
PaganBorn79 11 months ago
WTF
leejacob120 11 months ago
FREE DEACON FRED LMFAO
Dalbert342 1 year ago
Brother Harry is probably a Wiccan sympathizer. Satan and his minions are relentess! We are praying for you, Pastor!
Praise His Holy Name!
a2daredevil00 1 year ago
@hyttpi Its a FUCKING JOKE. What is wrong with you?
nalani005 1 year ago
gast ik ga u kop eraf rammen :)
CREJonathan 1 year ago
Your flock shall forever remain at thy bidding in the name of baby Geesus!
faithisfiction 1 year ago
@hyttpi : What has the Pastor said that is unbiblical?
faithisfiction 1 year ago
Funny! Funny as hell! :)
Turdbuckethat 1 year ago
I'm so glad that the church got past this sad period with Brother Harry's, Betty's and Pastor Fred's reconciliation at the Glen Beck rally. (Betty didn't attend due to Mormons were present, but she has made peace with all). Now we can concentrate on the November election and make sure that Republicans (preferably TP Republicans) take over the congress and senate. After all, that's where the church belongs, in politics and safe from taxation.
djb0110 1 year ago
Its a joke, you idiots
Todda468 1 year ago
Wiccans wouldnt do something like that
furryrave1559 1 year ago
I hope you get put in jail
furryrave1559 1 year ago
You need to be arrested and put in jail for life
furryrave1559 1 year ago
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im not with u
NarutoJesus69 1 year ago
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reockerboy96 1 year ago
@reockerboy96 you...do you understand this is a joke?
Killbairn 1 year ago
@Killbairn yea but i went to their web site and what they do and what they belive is racist. not that they worship jesus and all i dont care about that. what i mean is that they say blacks dont go to heaven and at a gun camp they have they dump "unsaved" homeless people tranquilise them and try to convert them.
reockerboy96 1 year ago
@reockerboy96 Okay...allow me to try to explain...this is a parody of fundamentalist Christians. The website is a complete joke and isn't meant to be taken seriously by anyone. It's dark humor, and it's played very deadpan, but I can think of no real organization, be they actually this sickening or not, that would actually sell a Jesus thong in their online shop. Bibles, yes, but crucifix thongs, no.
You see?
Killbairn 1 year ago
@Killbairn It speaks volumes about the state of religions these days when you can't tell a real church from a fake one. It's seems possible at least to some, that this is really a church! Crazy....and can't tell real from fake!??!
kellylundberg 1 year ago
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Killbairn 1 year ago
@kellylundberg Oh, ye gods, yes...particularly with megachurches and all that these days. I shudder to think that one day, this may actually no longer be a parody.
Killbairn 1 year ago
@Killbairn i feel stupid now
i do agree with you about the thongs. makes me freak at the thought
reockerboy96 1 year ago
@Killbairn Um....no....reockerboy doesn't get it....don't waste your time...may have a mouth breather on our hands....lol
kellylundberg 1 year ago
I am PRAYING for apostaits who trying to take over God's last TRUE church LBC to be run over by ride on lawnmower! Praise JESUS teh prince of PEACE! Also Betty Bowers is NOT a true Christian read 1 Tim 2:8 real CHRISTIANS do NOT ware pearls or any JEW-lery. GOD BLESS YOU DEACON FRED!!!
DrakeDun 1 year ago
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To Harry Hardwick,
Listen Harry Hardwick, we know that you are behind all this trouble and problems to the REAL LEADER Brother Deacon Fred. Harry You are Warned, and we will make sure to DEFLATE YOU, unless you repent and GIVE BACK power to Brother Deacon Fred.
planewaves 1 year ago
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To Harry Hardwick,
Listen Harry Hardwick, we know that you are behind all this trouble and problems to the REAL LEADER Brother Deacon Fred. Harry You are Warned, and we will make sure to DEFLATE YOU, unless you repent and GIVE BACK power to Brother Deacon Fred.
planewaves 1 year ago
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planewaves 1 year ago
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planewaves 1 year ago
It's funny because god isn't real.
Skittlez561 1 year ago 6
@Skittlez561 He totally is dude, you're just ignorant.
LoganYK1 4 months ago
POSTED 2 HOURS AGO VIA: L.B.C FACEBOOK SITE: Praise
God! Be sure to keep this away from Pastor Deacon Fred's Facebook
Friends (most of whom are still on the run). He won't be posting for
awhile, God willing! Read the article below for full details on this
GLORIOUS VICTORY! (This has NOT been verified)
mwisz 1 year ago
Pastor Deacon Fred for President 2012.
Pastor Deacon Fred for President 2012.
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves What's really funny about Pastor Deacon Fred for President is that most of the right-wingers are stupid enough that they couldn't figure it out.
kaysandesses 1 year ago
Welcome to Canada, Pastor Deacon Fred! We're glad to have you.
lorianne03 1 year ago
I love all the folks at Landover Baptist church. Praise be to baby Jesus
and the communion wafers. Praise the homo atheists who saved you.
Pat Condell is my other hero. Amen.
MrDugas 1 year ago
ok, note at the end... the large jet plane flying over at a rather airplane (probably a large twin jet plane) there are no international or even national airports where large planes fly so low over dense forest in manitoba...
lequ3becois94 1 year ago
umm... lets kick him out!
lequ3becois94 1 year ago
Pastor Deacon forced to live in Canada. The INDIGNITY! Free Fred!!!
chodaboy51500 1 year ago
You should know Pigs don't sweet.
llamafur 1 year ago
I was honored to be part of the mob that busted you out of jail. Damn those evil homosexual atheists and their evil homosexual agenda! GLORY!
WhiteRose226 1 year ago
Take care Pastor. Praise the Lord and pass the BEER!
vardogr 1 year ago
i am a wiccan but whe dont hate other people ore believes
drakentoren 1 year ago
@drakentoren this Landover Baptist Church is a fictional parody of Fun-to-be-mental-ists (just in case you didn't know) I'm a Wiccan, too! :)
DrGiggles68 1 year ago
praise the lord,dear pastor Deacon.we are all with you
yochananbenzakkai 1 year ago
Pastor Fred, I think this calls for a Bible verse from our loving Lord: When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB) Praise The Lord for his loving mercy!
markbyrn 1 year ago 2
I am so sorry I can't be with you Pastor Deacon Fred! You hang in there, the ones of us back in Freehold are going to get to the bottom of this coup and bring you back in all your glory! Praise Him!
RonWolf 1 year ago
LOL
RavenBlaze 1 year ago
Stay strong pastor!!! I can see you're staying sexy still ;)
CURIOUSSERA 1 year ago
You can hide out at my place if you need to Paster Fred. I have 3 dogs and a wife.
they're all mean and not scared to bite. You'll be safe.
TucsonDave111 1 year ago
praise Gos! pastor deacon fred is free!
DavidSaintOnge2007 1 year ago
Enjoying Canada, eh?
VipericVampire 1 year ago
Why does this remind me of one of those WWF personal feud 'infomercials'...?
AdamTh1 1 year ago 5
Glory!
VvDOPAMEANvV 1 year ago
Seriously grave news Pastor. Such betrayal and we all trusted Brother Harry Hardwick. Not anymore I will burn the commemorative 1713th prayer scarf he gave me!
masticina 1 year ago 2
We are behind you Pastor! The sin posse is guided by Satan. God will never let them find you!
JonO387 1 year ago
Praise the lord! It was gods will that you escaped. Its also gods will that you seek revenge on Borther Harry Hardwick, he is doing satans deeds and it is up to you Pastor Deacon to cleanse him of his sins.
jonnymohawk 1 year ago 2
Pastor Fred is free! Praise God!!!
methinxaweezil 1 year ago 2