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  • i clicked play again, but there is no option to play again. DAMN YOU YOUTUBE!!!!

  • 0:45

  • Lick my titties!

  • is that bad guy Makarov

  • Hum...rigest digest!

    SHOORYUKEN!

    

  • Take that you burnt shit gay face! hahahaha

  • I paused and read all the emails

  • I'm reminded of Burnt Face Man whenever I play Killing Floor

  • Hard-Punk 182: Linkin Park r not gay u fag

  • 0:53 Macedonian flag background

  • Instead of breaking the laws of man... He broke the laws of physics! I KNOW NOW! I NOW KNWO! I REEALLY DO!

  • thumbs up if you remember watching these before youtube even existed

  • @whatsabolero I'm sad I've just discovered these... Used to watch salad fingers a ton though XD

  • A criiime-inal. SHORYUKEN 

  • did anyone else pause the video to read all the emails? hahaha

  • video theif

  • Bastard Man reminds me of John Cleese.

  • i used to be a superhero... then i took a flaming arrow to the face.

  • @SkiJambo9 Arrow to the face you say? Well I took a missile to face! HA HA HA HA

  • Take that crime, you shit!

    If only Spiderman said this..<3

  • THE SUPERHERO IS A SPY

  • SHORYUKEN. Take that you burnt shit gay face :D ROFL

  • Damn im on the weird side of youtube again..

  • 113 people are burnt shit gay face's!.

  • Hmmm , he's gone that means I can spit on his desk and read his e-mails XD

  • um, it was David Firth who made it bro.

  • this is when he didn't do those weird animations O.O

  • @juanmarcos2000 Same time mate. This was made in 2004, which is when Salad Fingers was made.

  • @Timos7989 shit >:(

  • what the fuck this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen

  • @EasyPeege are you fucking serious, this 'shit' is insane!

  • i am really a crime-inal a criminal.

    Isn't it weird when the top comments are always quotes from the video?

  • Take that you burnt shit gay face!

  • this is actually me... someone ironed my face at a party, kids... dont drink:')

  • lol XD

  • Shoryuken!

  • how does this video only have 579,755 views?!!?

  • 2009 likes :o

  • 2008 yea!!!

  • Take that crime you shit!

    Best line evar...

  • @The1Liner very true

  • err i kept a straight face

  • You there! Are you a crime-inal? A criminal!?

  • I claim the 2000th Like! :D

  • He broke the law of......GRAVITY! -_-

  • All I gotta say is "LMFAO!"XD

  • "The gay adventures of Burnt Face Man" ....... "Im not gay"

  • crime is a shit that needs whipeing up

  • Hit 'Return' to play Grannies Garden

  • shoryuken!!

  • Sorry David for pointing this out, but, there's a typo in the description... it says form instead of from... I do hope I don't get shouted out! :p

  • Take that your burnt shit gay face lol

  • Burnt shit gay face haha

  • 'HIT 'RETURN' TO PLAY GRANNIES GARDEN'

  • "take that you burnt shit gay face!" =L !!!!

  • why did u make burnt face man

  • Why do the Newground videos have shit music and where the fuck is the BFM website? :'(

  • CHORIONKUN!.... ow

  • 7 o clock.

  • Awww, I was hoping for another creepy video.

  • fucking love linkinpark

  • Dumpert *kuch*

    

  • what?

  • bf means BoyFriend or big Fish? or what else?

  • could you please add "Take That Crime You Shit" to the tags? I had so much trouble finding the source of that quote :S

  • Take that you burnt shit gay face!

  • that was shit!

  • THAT WAS SO FUCKING SHIT YOU GAYLORDS LIKE THIS????

  • @GILZO94YFSR ,, I think the fact you called everyone "gaylords" speaks for itself..

  • the bad guy sound like salad finger

  • It's kinda relief after watching Spoilsbury toast boy, Salad Fingers and Crooked Rot.

  • LOL at the bottom of the emails it says "Hit Return To Play 'Grannies Garden' " :L:L

  • David firth's cartoons are really sad and alternatively really funny. Is that brilliance or dementia?

  • @parakmi1 Both.

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  • press 0 for title page

  • burnt gay shitface!

  • you shit!

  • wtf. i mean seriously WTF!

  • take that crime, you shit! hahahhahaha

  • that is so friggin weird.

  • CR brought me here

  • take that you burnt shit gay face!

  • So he just goes into random buildings asking people if they are crime-inals?

  • @SexabIe Yes thats what happend didnt it?

  • @snipervj1 No, I didn't watch the video, I just guessed at what he does for a living.

  • @SexabIe It was a comment that implyed 'thumbs up*

  • SHORUKEN!

  • trying2hacku

    

  • Please, please make more of these. There GREAT :D I worship burnt face man :L

  • i am a crime-in-all a criminal!

  • I was going to watch this video and then a JLS advert came up..so bye. |:

  • 'You there! Are you a crime....inal, a criminal!?!?'

    'Yes, yes I am'

    'Liar, you lied to me'

    i remember my brothers saying that to each other and i was like 'What the hell?' xD

  • hahah keep replaying 0:08 :D take that crime, you shit

  • are you a crime-inal, a criminal

    brilliant :D

  • if you pause on the emails its says at the bottom hit return to play grannies garden

  • i love how both of the top comments are the same

  • shoryuken!

    ....ow

  • lol the thing is he jumped out of the window cause in america its illegal to commit suicide

  • Take that you burnt shit gay face :D

    greatest insult ever :P

  • funny

  • Check out the taps man song in the video responses, its good!

  • hit "return" to play grannies garden. :')

  • Talk about breaking the laws of gravity!

  • Take that crime, you shit! Bahahahahahahahaha

  • Guess who, Luke B ?????

  • am I the only one to notice that the music is back?

  • this was the guy who made salad fingers and spoisbury toast boy?? serously....... huge fukn differnce....

  • backpack backpack backpack

  • 1:16

  • @epicphlex u tit ... SHA---R--YUKEN

  • 97 people are crime-inals, criminals.

  • YOU MADE THIS SHIT? CAN I MEET AND GREAT YOU

  • OMG he broke the law of gravity!

  • "Take that you burnt shit gay face"

    Hahahahahahahahahahahha.

  • SHORYUKEN!

  • TAKE THAT CRIME, YOU SHIT.

    LOL, this is officially my new catch-phrase.

  • LOL take that you bad shit gay face

  • Take that crime, you shit!

    Of course that was'nt really crime, that was a box with crime written on it.

    Akakakakakakaka! But seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up. U der, are u a crime? in all a criminal? Yes yes i am, aah ha ha ha aah ha ha ha. Liar! you lied to me! Korrect! Actually i write jokes for readers digest. Reader digest eh? SOO YOU CAN! Take that you bird shit gay face! I am really a crime, in all, a criminal, to prove it i shall brake some laws. jumps down * LOL?

  • Take that you burnt gay shit face! I really am a crimeinal a ciminal!

  • lol on a 1984 computer for some reason

  • first time I clicked...a god damn nikki minaj song..second time...fucking bieber...wtf??

  • Are you a cri-minal criminal

  • I searched "you dropped your gay card" and this was in the suggestions...

  • Who else paused to read all the e-mails? XD

  • @Mikaykay009 Hard Punk 182 Linkin Park r not gay u fag XXD *thumbs up*

  • @Mikaykay009 press return to play grannies garden XD

  • @Mikaykay009 i did

  • @Mikaykay009 i did

  • i love salad fingers but burnt face man is also good :)

  • @mrsmyrnin thanks for that, i love pork but also think lamb is good. other things i like - you tube and games and walks - creative writing, making shit cartoons, and women, dragons, milkshake. Machines that stop space rocks from killing the planet (we call it earth), movies that are not rubbish...........

  • @McAaronson some types of cake, i would most probably like yams if i was certain of what it was as it has a nice name like, buttercup or Chlamydia, money, nice things, funny hats, the degree north west, some sports, rob lowes eyes, anything that doesn't have piers morgan in it. Inventions, and legos. oh oh and the internet.

  • *jumps out the window*

    god i haven't laughed like that in years :')

  • didn't Crime talk like Salad Fingers? I have a feeling that he isn't quite dead O_O

  • @Jotenonsos i beleive its the same person who voices him XxxxxX

  • take that you shit

  • Fuck uuuuu

  • Take that crime, you shit!

  • Ahahaha, this is one of the more creative things I've seen. xD

  • SHOOORRRYUKEN!!

  • I love all of the burnt face man videos, bastard man is my favorite lol

  • cos'è sta schifezza, tutto ora devono uscire i cartoni di questo genere?

  • >:( I miss the dark stuff thats why I like the work of Doki66

  • Take that crime..you shit.

  • shut up crime

  • LINKIN PARK R NOT GAY U FAG

  • I no this is an overused comment type

    but

    "Take that crime, you shit!"

  • @CAROLINElikesMETAL Ha ha, yeah the emails are awesome! Firth is a genius!

  • Barouken!

  • but seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up.. :LL

  • Why Burnt Face Man Has A Smackdown Vs Raw 2010 clo718 For PS3

  • "backpack backpack backpack about sex from this week's gay adventures of don't face man" xD I'm in stitches!

  • Gotta love street fighter

  • hehehh, i paused it and readthe emails

  • the hell was that..?

  • @xXxTiilexXx coz it had flem in it, its called a 'greenie'

  • Transcribing the audio is for winners.

    "But seriously, crime is a ship that means what the hell."

  • "Take that you burnt shit gay face" L-M-A-O

  • "Take that crime, you shit!"

  • Why was his spit green =S

  • he broke a law by commiting suicde ;)

  • This scared me, almost as much as salad fingers

  • i was always more of a tiger uppercut person

  • -Hm, Reader's Digest, eh?

    -SHORYUKEN! *bif*

  • @arknell I thought he said "OH YOU SHIT!!"

  • @cheekypants321 The moustache-criminal is doing the signature uppercut of Ken from Streetfighter 2, always preceded by a "Shoryuken".

  • @arknell oooooooooooh k :)

    thnx

  • You there! Are you a crime? inal, a criminal?

  • hadooken!

  • TAKE THAT YOU SHIT

    Lol so funny

  • Was he trying to break some laws or break his skull by jumping out of a window? I really won't ever know for sure I guess...

  • @TheRetardedSheep He was trying to brek the laws of gravity and common sense

  • @TheRetardedSheep

    Suicide is illegal in Frying Pan city

  • are u a crime

  • I love these Paint graphics...

  • LIAR! YOU LIE TO ME!

  • anyone else get the sum 41 and blink 182 reference?

  • @bryanfuel no... explain?

  • @byebyefeather 1:06

    it says sum 41

    and hard rock 182

    

  • @bryanfuel Hard-Punk 182

  • TAKE THAT YOU BURNT SHIT GAY-FACE

  • TAKE THAT U SHIT hahahahaha but seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up