Of course that was'nt really crime, that was a box with crime written on it.
Akakakakakakaka! But seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up. U der, are u a crime? in all a criminal? Yes yes i am, aah ha ha ha aah ha ha ha. Liar! you lied to me! Korrect! Actually i write jokes for readers digest. Reader digest eh? SOO YOU CAN! Take that you bird shit gay face! I am really a crime, in all, a criminal, to prove it i shall brake some laws. jumps down * LOL?
@mrsmyrnin thanks for that, i love pork but also think lamb is good. other things i like - you tube and games and walks - creative writing, making shit cartoons, and women, dragons, milkshake. Machines that stop space rocks from killing the planet (we call it earth), movies that are not rubbish...........
@McAaronson some types of cake, i would most probably like yams if i was certain of what it was as it has a nice name like, buttercup or Chlamydia, money, nice things, funny hats, the degree north west, some sports, rob lowes eyes, anything that doesn't have piers morgan in it. Inventions, and legos. oh oh and the internet.
i clicked play again, but there is no option to play again. DAMN YOU YOUTUBE!!!!
chrmtc201 1 week ago
0:45
ShinWolven 2 weeks ago
Lick my titties!
6454565444466 2 weeks ago
is that bad guy Makarov
ProudBrosProduction 2 weeks ago
Hum...rigest digest!
SHOORYUKEN!
diegosafreitas 3 weeks ago
Take that you burnt shit gay face! hahahaha
Thigkry 4 weeks ago
I paused and read all the emails
CHARLOTTExR0S3 4 weeks ago
I'm reminded of Burnt Face Man whenever I play Killing Floor
N0Lif3 1 month ago
Hard-Punk 182: Linkin Park r not gay u fag
Peppepoppldoppl 1 month ago
0:53 Macedonian flag background
filipfff552 1 month ago
Instead of breaking the laws of man... He broke the laws of physics! I KNOW NOW! I NOW KNWO! I REEALLY DO!
RollersPostulate 1 month ago
thumbs up if you remember watching these before youtube even existed
whatsabolero 1 month ago 4
@whatsabolero I'm sad I've just discovered these... Used to watch salad fingers a ton though XD
goiza10 3 weeks ago
A criiime-inal. SHORYUKEN
Insaneronald 1 month ago
did anyone else pause the video to read all the emails? hahaha
porkermcgee 1 month ago
video theif
silverballer1911 1 month ago
Bastard Man reminds me of John Cleese.
FionaatGuy 1 month ago in playlist Burnt Face Man
i used to be a superhero... then i took a flaming arrow to the face.
SkiJambo9 1 month ago
@SkiJambo9 Arrow to the face you say? Well I took a missile to face! HA HA HA HA
TheSh4adow 1 month ago
Take that crime, you shit!
If only Spiderman said this..<3
BwfcHero 1 month ago
THE SUPERHERO IS A SPY
sladikk 1 month ago in playlist Cartoons I made.
SHORYUKEN. Take that you burnt shit gay face :D ROFL
dboylee23 1 month ago in playlist Burnt Face Man
Damn im on the weird side of youtube again..
TheMcrBITCH 1 month ago
113 people are burnt shit gay face's!.
Psycopath22 1 month ago
Hmmm , he's gone that means I can spit on his desk and read his e-mails XD
LOUISJJJP 1 month ago
um, it was David Firth who made it bro.
Chelseaman451 1 month ago
this is when he didn't do those weird animations O.O
juanmarcos2000 2 months ago
@juanmarcos2000 Same time mate. This was made in 2004, which is when Salad Fingers was made.
Timos7989 2 months ago in playlist Burnt Face Man
@Timos7989 shit >:(
juanmarcos2000 2 months ago
what the fuck this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen
EasyPeege 2 months ago
@EasyPeege are you fucking serious, this 'shit' is insane!
branchworthism 2 months ago
i am really a crime-inal a criminal.
Isn't it weird when the top comments are always quotes from the video?
Happyization2 2 months ago
Take that you burnt shit gay face!
PinkSmexoStranger 2 months ago 3
this is actually me... someone ironed my face at a party, kids... dont drink:')
mrjackbish 2 months ago
lol XD
scottpilgremvsdepie 2 months ago
Shoryuken!
AbortechX 2 months ago
how does this video only have 579,755 views?!!?
MasterBaine 2 months ago
2009 likes :o
snaild0g 2 months ago
2008 yea!!!
batman98028 2 months ago
Take that crime you shit!
Best line evar...
The1Liner 3 months ago 82
@The1Liner very true
ClickFrankieFTW 2 months ago
err i kept a straight face
11EatMe11 3 months ago
You there! Are you a crime-inal? A criminal!?
JumpinPakFlash 3 months ago
I claim the 2000th Like! :D
Calmos333 3 months ago
He broke the law of......GRAVITY! -_-
DannySmith9871 3 months ago
All I gotta say is "LMFAO!"XD
UNKNOWN51360 3 months ago
"The gay adventures of Burnt Face Man" ....... "Im not gay"
DannySmith9871 3 months ago 31
crime is a shit that needs whipeing up
6FaceDrak 3 months ago
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love this shit, safbmx.blogspot.com
SAFbikes 3 months ago
Hit 'Return' to play Grannies Garden
jackoc1993 3 months ago
shoryuken!!
SuperMrMATT69 3 months ago
Sorry David for pointing this out, but, there's a typo in the description... it says form instead of from... I do hope I don't get shouted out! :p
Skibicks123 3 months ago
Take that your burnt shit gay face lol
BabiiAbbie 3 months ago
Burnt shit gay face haha
EpicWinNY 4 months ago
'HIT 'RETURN' TO PLAY GRANNIES GARDEN'
joegy525 4 months ago
"take that you burnt shit gay face!" =L !!!!
GuitarzBoiizDan 4 months ago
why did u make burnt face man
SuperDMAJ 4 months ago
Why do the Newground videos have shit music and where the fuck is the BFM website? :'(
QullVideo 4 months ago
CHORIONKUN!.... ow
Singsongpong 4 months ago
7 o clock.
hollandpunx123 4 months ago
Awww, I was hoping for another creepy video.
TheAnimusification 4 months ago
fucking love linkinpark
casualcuber 4 months ago
Dumpert *kuch*
SporeZoo 4 months ago
what?
CMSpartanz 4 months ago
bf means BoyFriend or big Fish? or what else?
i1love1cookiez1 4 months ago
could you please add "Take That Crime You Shit" to the tags? I had so much trouble finding the source of that quote :S
lucarioman69 4 months ago
Take that you burnt shit gay face!
grazza96 4 months ago 3
that was shit!
esseltefs207 4 months ago
THAT WAS SO FUCKING SHIT YOU GAYLORDS LIKE THIS????
GILZO94YFSR 5 months ago
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@GILZO94YFSR Go play CoD and die choking on your dad's chode.
MyFaceBurns 5 months ago
@GILZO94YFSR ,, I think the fact you called everyone "gaylords" speaks for itself..
adamhannis 4 months ago
the bad guy sound like salad finger
SLIDINGgun 5 months ago
It's kinda relief after watching Spoilsbury toast boy, Salad Fingers and Crooked Rot.
1337RecklessX 5 months ago
LOL at the bottom of the emails it says "Hit Return To Play 'Grannies Garden' " :L:L
emmkai96 5 months ago
David firth's cartoons are really sad and alternatively really funny. Is that brilliance or dementia?
parakmi1 5 months ago
@parakmi1 Both.
MobilePissCannon 5 months ago
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C59Soldier 5 months ago
press 0 for title page
minimanjustin 5 months ago
burnt gay shitface!
hayeslikestojam111 5 months ago
you shit!
hayeslikestojam111 5 months ago
wtf. i mean seriously WTF!
bothered1984 5 months ago
take that crime, you shit! hahahhahaha
yellowsins101 5 months ago
that is so friggin weird.
MrOpensaysme123 5 months ago
CR brought me here
maloney8032 5 months ago
take that you burnt shit gay face!
ilybilliejoexxx 5 months ago
So he just goes into random buildings asking people if they are crime-inals?
SexabIe 6 months ago
@SexabIe Yes thats what happend didnt it?
snipervj1 6 months ago
@snipervj1 No, I didn't watch the video, I just guessed at what he does for a living.
SexabIe 5 months ago
@SexabIe It was a comment that implyed 'thumbs up*
snipervj1 5 months ago
SHORUKEN!
SexabIe 6 months ago
trying2hacku
GeNoCiiD3zZ 6 months ago
Please, please make more of these. There GREAT :D I worship burnt face man :L
1527cool 6 months ago
i am a crime-in-all a criminal!
Kickass1234567 6 months ago
I was going to watch this video and then a JLS advert came up..so bye. |:
KidTheScene 6 months ago
'You there! Are you a crime....inal, a criminal!?!?'
'Yes, yes I am'
'Liar, you lied to me'
i remember my brothers saying that to each other and i was like 'What the hell?' xD
mizzenglish11 6 months ago
hahah keep replaying 0:08 :D take that crime, you shit
waterscfc 6 months ago
are you a crime-inal, a criminal
brilliant :D
pjvchd164 6 months ago 2
if you pause on the emails its says at the bottom hit return to play grannies garden
FuRyIHypno 6 months ago
i love how both of the top comments are the same
Monopolycat 6 months ago
shoryuken!
....ow
xDejahx 6 months ago
lol the thing is he jumped out of the window cause in america its illegal to commit suicide
JAMIESOKLUG 6 months ago
Take that you burnt shit gay face :D
greatest insult ever :P
NeonGreenCarl 6 months ago 2
funny
glitchmonkey10 6 months ago
Check out the taps man song in the video responses, its good!
AverageHosayMusic 6 months ago
hit "return" to play grannies garden. :')
firthy17 7 months ago
Talk about breaking the laws of gravity!
GrannyGroovinGravity 7 months ago
Take that crime, you shit! Bahahahahahahahaha
EverythingBen1 7 months ago
Guess who, Luke B ?????
tokenmowgli14 7 months ago
am I the only one to notice that the music is back?
Preroyalty 7 months ago
this was the guy who made salad fingers and spoisbury toast boy?? serously....... huge fukn differnce....
cradleofdeath123 7 months ago
backpack backpack backpack
utojatek 7 months ago
1:16
GotchaFish 7 months ago
@epicphlex u tit ... SHA---R--YUKEN
rostofroflmao 7 months ago
97 people are crime-inals, criminals.
ToonArmySeanC 7 months ago
YOU MADE THIS SHIT? CAN I MEET AND GREAT YOU
shadowsteppah 7 months ago
OMG he broke the law of gravity!
GrannyGroovinGravity 7 months ago
"Take that you burnt shit gay face"
Hahahahahahahahahahahha.
theJuggler07 7 months ago
SHORYUKEN!
TheRapcoreBrothers 7 months ago
TAKE THAT CRIME, YOU SHIT.
LOL, this is officially my new catch-phrase.
BirdieHarrison 7 months ago
LOL take that you bad shit gay face
ParanormalDub1997 7 months ago
Take that crime, you shit!
Of course that was'nt really crime, that was a box with crime written on it.
Akakakakakakaka! But seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up. U der, are u a crime? in all a criminal? Yes yes i am, aah ha ha ha aah ha ha ha. Liar! you lied to me! Korrect! Actually i write jokes for readers digest. Reader digest eh? SOO YOU CAN! Take that you bird shit gay face! I am really a crime, in all, a criminal, to prove it i shall brake some laws. jumps down * LOL?
EpicPhlex 7 months ago
Take that you burnt gay shit face! I really am a crimeinal a ciminal!
Technosaurex 7 months ago
lol on a 1984 computer for some reason
SlightlySketchy95 7 months ago
first time I clicked...a god damn nikki minaj song..second time...fucking bieber...wtf??
SlightlySketchy95 7 months ago
Are you a cri-minal criminal
TapsMan16 7 months ago
I searched "you dropped your gay card" and this was in the suggestions...
0ct0parr0t 7 months ago
Who else paused to read all the e-mails? XD
Mikaykay009 7 months ago 112
@Mikaykay009 Hard Punk 182 Linkin Park r not gay u fag XXD *thumbs up*
akaSIMONE 4 months ago
@Mikaykay009 press return to play grannies garden XD
canthandlemystyle 4 months ago
@Mikaykay009 i did
18purpleboots 3 months ago
@Mikaykay009 i did
18purpleboots 3 months ago
i love salad fingers but burnt face man is also good :)
mrsmyrnin 8 months ago
@mrsmyrnin thanks for that, i love pork but also think lamb is good. other things i like - you tube and games and walks - creative writing, making shit cartoons, and women, dragons, milkshake. Machines that stop space rocks from killing the planet (we call it earth), movies that are not rubbish...........
McAaronson 7 months ago
@McAaronson some types of cake, i would most probably like yams if i was certain of what it was as it has a nice name like, buttercup or Chlamydia, money, nice things, funny hats, the degree north west, some sports, rob lowes eyes, anything that doesn't have piers morgan in it. Inventions, and legos. oh oh and the internet.
McAaronson 7 months ago
*jumps out the window*
god i haven't laughed like that in years :')
KillaNinja0 8 months ago
didn't Crime talk like Salad Fingers? I have a feeling that he isn't quite dead O_O
Jotenonsos 8 months ago
@Jotenonsos i beleive its the same person who voices him XxxxxX
mrsmyrnin 5 months ago
take that you shit
Taylorr1Whoo1 8 months ago
Fuck uuuuu
witeboy77ags 8 months ago
Take that crime, you shit!
TheLEGEND273 8 months ago 194
Ahahaha, this is one of the more creative things I've seen. xD
mission2marsden 8 months ago
SHOOORRRYUKEN!!
FrederickThePie 8 months ago
I love all of the burnt face man videos, bastard man is my favorite lol
no1hatess 8 months ago
cos'è sta schifezza, tutto ora devono uscire i cartoni di questo genere?
granmitico 8 months ago
>:( I miss the dark stuff thats why I like the work of Doki66
DemonicMonkey666 8 months ago
Take that crime..you shit.
Joker2One 8 months ago
shut up crime
seedah 8 months ago
LINKIN PARK R NOT GAY U FAG
noseha1r 8 months ago
I no this is an overused comment type
but
"Take that crime, you shit!"
jskaggsrulez 8 months ago 2
@CAROLINElikesMETAL Ha ha, yeah the emails are awesome! Firth is a genius!
MoonDragon82 9 months ago
Barouken!
MoonDragon82 9 months ago
but seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up.. :LL
nerdbuster4000 9 months ago
Why Burnt Face Man Has A Smackdown Vs Raw 2010 clo718 For PS3
472nicey 9 months ago
"backpack backpack backpack about sex from this week's gay adventures of don't face man" xD I'm in stitches!
PatchesandThunder 9 months ago
Gotta love street fighter
MadPierrot9 9 months ago
hehehh, i paused it and readthe emails
CAROLINElikesMETAL 9 months ago 2
the hell was that..?
lewwy999 9 months ago
@xXxTiilexXx coz it had flem in it, its called a 'greenie'
Crawshaw97 9 months ago
Transcribing the audio is for winners.
"But seriously, crime is a ship that means what the hell."
TheWigglingFinger 10 months ago
"Take that you burnt shit gay face" L-M-A-O
115493629 10 months ago
"Take that crime, you shit!"
elb98rm 10 months ago 2
Why was his spit green =S
xXxTiiliexXx 10 months ago
he broke a law by commiting suicde ;)
mahligros2 10 months ago
This scared me, almost as much as salad fingers
JellieTelly 10 months ago
i was always more of a tiger uppercut person
88yoho 10 months ago
-Hm, Reader's Digest, eh?
-SHORYUKEN! *bif*
arknell 10 months ago
@arknell I thought he said "OH YOU SHIT!!"
cheekypants321 10 months ago
@cheekypants321 The moustache-criminal is doing the signature uppercut of Ken from Streetfighter 2, always preceded by a "Shoryuken".
arknell 10 months ago
@arknell oooooooooooh k :)
thnx
cheekypants321 10 months ago
You there! Are you a crime? inal, a criminal?
TheJam355 10 months ago
hadooken!
blainesevenfold00 10 months ago
TAKE THAT YOU SHIT
Lol so funny
supermcrluva 10 months ago
Was he trying to break some laws or break his skull by jumping out of a window? I really won't ever know for sure I guess...
TheRetardedSheep 10 months ago
@TheRetardedSheep He was trying to brek the laws of gravity and common sense
94GuitarLord 10 months ago
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@TheRetardedSheep He was trying to break the laws of gravity and common sense
94GuitarLord 10 months ago
@TheRetardedSheep
Suicide is illegal in Frying Pan city
DarkenIsGod 10 months ago
are u a crime
THEPOPE106 10 months ago
I love these Paint graphics...
LilOldCreep 10 months ago
LIAR! YOU LIE TO ME!
crazyj202 10 months ago
anyone else get the sum 41 and blink 182 reference?
bryanfuel 10 months ago
@bryanfuel no... explain?
byebyefeather 10 months ago
@byebyefeather 1:06
it says sum 41
and hard rock 182
bryanfuel 10 months ago
@bryanfuel Hard-Punk 182
AlexiSevenfold 10 months ago
TAKE THAT YOU BURNT SHIT GAY-FACE
manapouriman 10 months ago
TAKE THAT U SHIT hahahahaha but seriously crime is a shit that needs wiping up
remixcarrot 11 months ago