Russell Brand at Amnesty's Secret Policeman's Ball 2006

[haributo]

audience after russell tells a joke

1 sec : o-o

10 sec : XD

[spaghettiisFOB]

This man is the male version of Bellatrix...

[0deer7]

his timing and delivery are perfect. make anything funny....

[EmilySwiggle]

Fucking hell...

I miss this Russell...

x

[99alextm]

Don't like most of his stand-up, but this was superb!

[iBurnedaHouse]

its jack sparrow without his make up!

[WeedBubbles]

i love russel brand but this was not funny.....

[Maxend8971]

hate that accent......sounds like a big dick stuck in his throat....

[ThePartySample]

why do ppl think he is funny? reading from a newspaper is not funny.

[stongej]

@ThePartySample Perhaps if he told dick jokes you would find that more entertaining? Go watch Dane Cook you fucking douch...

[ThePartySample]

@stongej Cry more. 

[TheGamingkevin]

Sorry but i dont think hes funny :(

[superkenalmighty]

The audience must be far away.

[rith5]

Peeedophile?

[MrWdwilly]

HE REMINDS ME OF MR CAGE

[xxemililyxx]

this video is five years old now, he's changed. get over it.

[amulla86]

pause all 0:44 looks like a slut.

[dayofami]

This guy was growing up in a household where the father was usually never there, I've encouraged people like Russell before, just get up from the dirt from where you sleep and try to make something of yourself, no matter if you're a tad slower than the usual.

[TheFriedLiverAttack]

and the lord spoke unto eve and said ,"what hast been thine distraction whilst i begon me dear" and poor eve felt in her heart and said "i have been praying off thee" praying is ozymandias grave.

[BuiikiKaesu69]

His accent is just too thick lol

[QWWR]

He's like Jack Sparrow on coke.....more than usually...:)

[phyncke]

This is not the complete routine. I think he is brilliantly funny and spot on. SO not gay if you know anything about him. People need to relax and stop being so homophobic...

[mcrlvr126]

he sounds like james from the james and the giant peach movie

[wakarimasengomen]

I love this guy!

[mouldyfannel]

Russel Brand= Useless Cunt

[ColorMeNinjas]

@mouldyfannel He's marrying a singer that looks like a porn star. KATYPERRY. >.>

[janipun]

@ColorMeNinjas He's marrying a singer that ACTS like a porn star. lol

[ColorMeNinjas]

@janipun She has the body of a Pornstar yo.

[Magyar126]

how is this faggot married to such a szexi broad like katty perry wtf.

[darealinviz]

@Magyar126 someone who says " faggot" and "szexi broad" is obviously socially inept and will never understand you "hatin ass bitch". incase your wondering, thats why your still a virgin :)

[masw980]

fag

[mrbrockpeters]

You got the clap! We got the clap!

[masw980]

@bojoben I doubt that ...... Ask ur mom and sisters about me ...... I surely fuck more girls cuz he look like a stick Covered with shit on top of it , also when I see him on tv I don't get the chance to change the channel cuz I'm so busy vomiting all over ur sis, bitch u don't know anything about comedy, sometimes the look tells u everything about the fucker ....... Want some more comments cuz I have pleanty for ur motherfucking ass .......



[RedKingCommandz]

@masw980 you must be pretty fuckin smart to go on to a russell brand vid then mustn't you

you obviously haven't had anywhere near as much sex as him otherwise you'd be using your time more intelligently

[masw980]

gay man

[bojoben]

@masw980 Hes had more pussy that you.

[TheFriedLiverAttack]

did ian huntly just kill them?

[sunitaspencer123]

he has a sexy ass voice

[ShaithMaster]

this guy thinks hes really funny but he really aint

[GameOfYears]

@ShaithMaster I thought he was funny, maybe it's because you have a different sense of humour. Higher class people like Russell Brand because of his sophisticated word play but the lower class love slapstick so, i'm guessing that's where you come in.

[ShaithMaster]

@GameOfYears I hate slapstick, I like intelligent humor where the comedian doesn't just yell and act goofy. I also hate comedians who get laughs from people because they are already popular and everyone else is laughing (i.e. Dane Cook). Brand is semi-funny but sophisticated word play.. no. Just the fact that you called me lower class based on 10 words proves you have a fragile ego about you're own comedic intellect. George Carlin, Russel Peters, (early) Jim Carrey, Kurt Metzger, Patton Oswalt

[GameOfYears]

@ShaithMaster It was heavily implied but I don't think you're of a lower class.

I'm just a cat.

[ShaithMaster]

@GameOfYears a cat? what does that mean in england

[GameOfYears]

@ShaithMaster Nothing it was totally random. I hate getting into comment wars so I disregarded your post and hoped I could end the replies of replies of replies.

[ShaithMaster]

@GameOfYears You're the one who insulted me first. Perhaps you should think before you insult if you don't like comment wars

[GameOfYears]

@ShaithMaster Maybe I should stop insulting people that seem like they have loads of time on their hands.

[ShaithMaster]

@ShaithMaster haha another insult.. pahtna chill the burner we aint adversaries. yeah it takes 5 hours to type a 20 word comment. "bloody loads, fackin ell" thats what you 'blokes' sound like.bloooooody fackin elll

[ShaithMaster]

@GameOfYears I hate slapstick. I like intelligent comedians who dont just yell at you and act goofy. I hate comedians who get laughs from people because they are already popular and everyone else is laughing. Russel is semi-funny, but sophisticated wordplay.. no. And just the fact that you called me lower class based on my 10 word comment proves you're insecure about your own comedic intellect. George Carlin, (early)Jim Carrey, Russel Peters, Kurt Metzger, Patton Oswalt : intelligent and funny

[pennydesouza]

The truth is that he's not very funny.

[satyric07]

fucking gay idiot.

[DPx111]

audience sounds bit slow lol .. dey laugh 10sec after he says joke xD

[getemhi]

@DPx111 I must be slow too. I have to think about what he just said, translate it to regular American English. Then I determine if it was funny or not. Then after that I try and figure out which laugh to use. Finally I will release such laugh. After all is said and done... we are about 10 - 12 seconds after the joke.

[imnotgoodwithguns]

@DPx111 well i couldn't understand his accent so it took me a few seconds too:) lol

[DarkNj1]

@DPx111

the reason the audience is "slow" is because he isnt actually

funny at all. Nobody actually knows when there is a "joke".

like seriously, how shit of a comedian do you have to be, to

not only take your jokes from the newspaper, but to fail to

remember your own act to the point where you have to bring

the whole fucking paper on stage.

[Bebothebum]

@DarkNj1 He brought a prop on stage, don't cry.

[JSCwrd]

@DPx111 Big room

[SuperWasteBasket]

@DPx111 Do dey, aye? Do dey wheely? Do dey wheely laugh 10sec latah?

[kallu78]

Retard

[LilBookOfSexTips]

Genius.

[deduzz]

Pee DI File?

[BJAMALEDDINE]

is he gay?

[chab911]

he's dating Katy Perry....and has wont he 'shagger of the year" Award too many years to count...

yeah, he's gay.

stupid.

[betimsi]

@chab911 he still looks like a fag, and wtf shagger of the year award ???!!! lol these britts are weird

[1983Jacko]

He still dresses like a weirdo.

[76camaro327]

@chab911 hes not dateing her hes married to her

[chab911]

@76camaro327 he was dating her a year ago, moron.

[ibrahimmeso]

@chab911 and the comment was posted 11 months ago, moron

[chab911]

@ibrahimmeso yes, when they were dating :P

[lollipoplexy]

nope

[ArtBeatsNB]

he may abuse that position, LOL

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

love you russell, im mad your with katy but

[braverheartedsam]

I love how he says pedophile as pee-do-file hahha

[littlejosh93]

@braverheartedsam That is how it is meant to be pronounced, and it is spelt paedophile.

[mrbig128]

This guy is amazing. He's hilarious, and his accent is awesome.

[AverageAdam47]

just thought i'd let you all know that this is not really a cockney accent

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

@AverageAdam47 it never is is it

[zeusosullivan]

@AverageAdam47... thats because he's not a cockney... perhaps?!

[MrAvenged]

fuck The Sun!

[Thatsthebadger1]

haha! if ya can't understand a cockney accent you'll really struggle with some of the others... have a listen to some other english accents, brummie/west midlands (me), scouse, geordie,west country manc, these will seem like foreign languages! we'v got some mad accents in the u.k

[macnolds]

i'm american- well american for 22/25 years- and i have no problem with russell brand's accent.

in fact, most of the top british comedians seem pretty universally clear and funny. might just be how comedy works though.

brand is awesome though. once you get into his style you get hooked.

[Thatsthebadger1]

yeah his style is awesome, have you seen any of russel cane or stephen k amos? two lesser known comedians but really good.

[templetonbob]

Couldn't understand his thick accent, sounded like random gutteral sounds

[TML887]

hes british

[craigybaby10101]

very funny,reminds me of when ricky gervais talks about humpty dumpty.

[BackStabbathno1]

It was actually Keith Richards, and a Jamaican guy, apparantly

[pauldela]

3gutterflower why dont you shut the fuck up before i through a stoll in at your mouth

[choochooherecomes]

man i need to go out with russell to a pub, would get so much pooon tang

[Pippin76]

@Spamurai101 Clown

[HunterVandar]

he's probably the character they modeled Jack Sparrow after, ragged appearance, nonsense jibberish that makes sense, flailing & wobbling. "Yeah let's make a pirate character out of this guy! Who will we get to play such a weirdo...OH...Johnny Depp!" Thank you Disney..

[aznthy]

Kieth Richards was the inspiration to johnny Depp of how to play that character, you fucking twat.

[3gutterflower]

it was only AFTER Johnny Depp got the role, JOHNNY DEPP Modeled Jack Sparrow after KEITH RICHARDS.

man, get your info straight.

Maybe that's why KEITH RICHARDS plays the father of Jack Sparrow?

[Beavan300]

Funny and true

[supa101freak]

lol i love how he crouches when he talkias mwhaha sexy

[ZPencILZ]

hey where is he from - his british is very difficult to understand .. (for me a german xD)

anyway hes great ;D

[RhOnDa2233]

his in that movie bedtime stories and im not sure wat else

[JapanMan2]

forgetting Sarah Marshal

[ScottieE]

He's from Essex

[zerox505]

this is probably russell peters adopted brother haha, hoolio lol

[shyyguyy111]

hes could be jack sparrow sorry johnny depp

[narnia41o]

yea lyke his hair style , haha its crazy n weird

[amritulja]

Didn't understand a single word...where can i find the complete show?

[taluzar]

omg i love russell brand.. ^.^

haha i love his hair too!!! =]

[knocker83]

dry!

[SamBrown1900]

he was f'king hilarious in "forgetting Sarah Marshall"

[ibummedyourmum]

russell brand is just a pathetic imitation of tim minchin<3

[antiochus66]

admit it you want to suck his stinky dick....

[withnail555]

Fuck off you queer cunt.

[antiochus66]

you sir methinks are the closet queer,full of envy and rage that you cannot run your fingers through his flowing locks.

[withnail555]

"You Sir, Methinks". Speak properly you ridiculous fucking bowel jouster. You're not Russell 'Wanksock' Brand and it isn't the 18th century. Now fuck off, theres a good cunt.

[antiochus66]

listen McFUCK..

you tough talking powder puff ponce.

a ross kemp,lewis collins wannabe.

join the army actionman if they then with a bit a luck you will come home in a body bag from the afghan plain...

[withnail555]

Ohhhh, keep your wig on sweetie. I knew it wouldn't take much to make you explode in a blast of stale spunk. Poof.

[adejones25]

haha niiiice come back

[adejones25]

haha well said :P

[Quinnknights]

legend

[aVidzz]

sexi hair much??!?!?

[red44ever]

oh man this guy is funny.

[JustBecauz]

part of him reminds me of Johnny Depp 'Jack Sparrow'.

anyone else agree?

[Gollygawsh]

VERY MUCH SO. Exactly what I was thinking. Not even in his manner, it's the lined eyes and even the hair a bit. Also the whole costume thing :D

[Cookielumps]

Yeah, totally! I've been thinking that for a while.

Gollygawsh -- I think it's the mannerisms a bit! He does sway and use his hands in a flippant way a lot.

[jaakeey]

haha he does aswell just russel talks a bit more complicated lol

[Lucifersteapot]

@JustBecauz It's the hair.

[dalekdude180]

@JustBecauz sort of like a cross between jack sparrow and amy winehouse

[marishamimi]

@JustBecauz

Thats exactly why i fucking love him.. Johnny Depp is a way too old for me.

[clarevieeeew]

legend.and their making a sarah marshal spin off.go da russell

[DudeMarko]

I love him in forgetting sarah marshall.. he is friggin hilarious

[loubells]

What a fucking idiot, nobody like you, Prick!1!!

[matthewgrationV1]

I'm a huge Russell fan, think he's hilarious. Why don't (some) speople like him? Genuine question. Is it his style of stand up? The whole Andrew Sachs thing? I've just never seen anyone set out why they don't like him for this or that. It's just that I like to get 2 sides of the story lol

[BenandAdriansWorld]

He's too modern for some people i think, a bit risque. And since he can appear quite "flouncy" or camp or whatever, people dont realise how clever he acctually is, they dont give him a chance

[wesleyman3]

He can't stand up to Tim Minchin. People say he's like him.. not really.

[keepiteven]

yeah. they are both quite different really.

But I CAN see how people can say that they are similar. lol.

[jessilestrange]

Do you think maybe they're just comparing by appearance?

[piratechickalltheway]

yeah. Thats what i was thinking. Like the large eyes. the big hair. even clothes sometimes. ha ha

but anywayys they are both cool :)

[jessilestrange]

Ditto that ;D

[omgu8mynewt]

not just the looks, but the irony and quick wit and way with words they both have. And they can both be kinda dirty, although Brand wins hands down on that score

[bekahrooney]

i want russell more then anything in the world.

cutest smile right there!

:O

[qwertyuiopdan1]

i can't understand how so many people can't bring themselves to even watch his stand up for some deep seeded hatred of him... i think it's just jealousy cause i think he is fucking amazing at stand up

[ciaracustard]

I know it's odd aswell because Russell's a really peaceful person. Think about it, his job is to make people laugh.

[latnahc]

this guy looks like jack the pirate

[Wolfmansos]

Because of his past and no one gives him a chance!?

Since when did he become a better person?

Yeah... total class.

[RibbonsAndRagdolls]

This is my favourite thing by him ever ! the newspaper routines are goo but this is the best one :3

[emmloudavex]

russells a class guy, i dont see why everyone slates him cause of his past and dosnt give him a chance! i think hes mint(:

x

[Tomahawk00984]

@emmloudavex Can't wait for hew new movie, get him to the greek.

[hotjamscool]

i got this on dvd xD i was jumping up and down for ages :D

[Typhoon424]

i LOVE RUSSEL BRANDE

hes brilliant.

You do have to be smart to understand some of his jokes though lmao

[DavidVeniar]

seeing him live in on saturday!!!!

[cruisininfinity]

liar

[xyourdarkprincessx]

hahaaa! <3's

[Stefangerrard]

he is good

[Scarlett4Zanzibar]

I think he attracts attention because he behaves obnoxiously. He has charisma, and he was hysterical in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". He's just a bit manic. The Jack Sparrow persona will only get him so far, and I don't think anyone can compare him to the extraordinary Johnny Depp. There IS no comparison! Also, this guy needs to work out. He looked quite soft and flabby in the aforementioned movie. He's quite cute and funny in any case.

[shiftyLN]

he was a bit flabby (but didn't u kind of want to fuck him anyway?)

[melkord]

So would this have actually been funny if I knew who Ian Huntley was or if I knew anything about this newspaper?

@purplevolcano gorgeous? Sexy? really???

[kladika]

He is extremely sexy, yes. And also gorgeous. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

[Dearprudence1606]

I second that...

[loopynutcase]

Ian huntly was a man who murdered two 10 year olds called Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in 2002

[rosuuuu]

that was fuckin hilarious

[darkemage]

Hahahaha :)

<333

[lenara89]

so hot !!

[kevin462]

Warning: Russell swears like a trooper throughout.

wow. he dropped the f-bomb all of 3 times. that was loaded with profanity! Great description!

[foreverbogan]

i like the last bit...lol...smart

[purplevolcano]

Don't forget - Russell is gorgeous and sexy, but he also makes good points about the way the media works, and in particular the gutter press lying themselves blue - Ian Huntley making voodoo dolls is hardly news, but is salacious shit

[ddsq]

REALLY HIS BROTHER? Is there gonna be another movie of POTC?

[hiimlauracaudrey]

Yes

[LisaJo89]

I will read it our from my mouth!

Lmao! Love Russel Brand!! =D

[kadawndo]

i love you russell brand, you always make me laugh. i am interested in you!! very much so!!

[harrymail7]

He looks like jack sparrow hehe

[bluey1610]

might be playing his brother soon!

[Frantabulous]

that would be awesome

[piersastontaylor]

he is the best comedian atm so funny :P

[android10]

hahaha he makes me giggle so much!

i love his dress style, too and oh God just everything