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From: condemnedsnake
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  • Dear Diary, Jackpot

  • GIGGITY,GIGGITY; GIGGITY GOO!!!!

  • Fat chicks need love too.... but they have to pay!

  • Dear Diary. JACKPOT!!!!!

  • Lmao 2:35

  • 3:35 Quagmires hair got a boner

  • lol 3:35

  • lol 3:08

  • he funnie as shit

  • Smile

  • lmao

    

  • all riiiiiiiight XD

  • 3:08 LOL

  • giiiiiiiiiiiigidy

    

  • 3:20 lol lol lol

  • 2:20 lol lol lol

  • "Oh no they can hear me!" XD

  • 2:12 that makes sooo much sense!

    haha quagmire's so bad with kids :)

  • Why are they all from season 3?

  • 3:07!!

  • this vid was posted on my b-day...gigidy

  • thank you for posting this video, finally ive been searching everywere for quagmire funniest moment but there either bogus videos or spanish.

  • Giggity :D

  • What? Fat chicks need love too!....but they gotta pay!

  • the only thing this video is missing is "who else but quagmire"

  • hey peter, can i borrow your lawnmower? aaaaaahhhhhhh you folks gotta towel?

  • "hey meg 18 yet"

    "no"

    "hey chris how are ya"

    "well im glad br-alright"

  • Lol! xD

  • Hishe7:7mommy

  • "Dear diary. JACKPOT"

  • i like where this is going. LMFAO

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA legend

  • there should be an episode with quagmire and stewie

  • quagmire's funniest moments are when he is on screen he just has to sit there and he's funny

  • MY FRIENDS CALL ME QUAGMIRES

  • 0:58 "Pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute."

    -Fifty bucks.

    -She had 9 STD's

    -Forty-five bucks.

    -And when we caught her she wet herself.

    -.....Fifty bucks.

    best one I think lol

  • oh god they can hear me!! NANANANANANNANANANANANNA 0.0

  • Taylor Hanson LMFAO

  • i get it, it's like sex.

  • Who the fuck is Barney Stinson ?!

    Quagmire takes it to the next level!!

  • 0:21 i love his head jig :L

  • hey peter can i borrow your lawnmower aghhhhhhhhhhhh you fokes got a towl

  • thumbs up for best of peter is when he pulls his chin off and sais how did these get up here and puts them in his pants lol

  • Thank you for not making it a fake. GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO!

  • Bless you condemnedsnake for actually making a "Best Of Quagmire Moments" that wasn't in a different language, was in good quality, and wasn't same lame ass joke. YOU ROCK!!!!!

  • @sempermilites87 XD ty i try

  • @sempermilites87 or it was rick rolled

  • 50 buck.. 45 bucks.. 50 bucks

  • @condemnedsnake welcome we open today's biding with this pair panties confiscated from a prostitut ..she had 9 stds...and when the cops caught her she wet her self..

  • I've got a good pick-up line! Hey, baby! I gotta put you on my "To Do List"!

  • hey look at me im a pole in a strip club OH! show time OH GOD!

  • Seth MacFarlene should make an episode when Quagmire has to babysit Stewie.

    haha this just sounds interesting...

  • wtf he wants to bang MEG!!!!

  • "Oh God, I can hear me!" Best part! LOL Has anyone seen the one where Quagmire is reincarnated as a condom?

  • "i felt guilty once but she woke up halfway thru" "oooooohhhryyy XD XD XD XD

  • *insert comment from video*

    *Acquire Likes*

  • I think this video was one of the first I ever saw on YouTube, but it was deleted before... glad to see it's back

  • *looks at like/dislike bar*

    Ok

  • 3:17 to 3:33 thts the funniest part

  • Quagmire's #1 Skill:Pervy Land

  • guiguiri!!!

  • wow i the reason y i hate family guy is because they tallk about black ppl alot thts messed up also jesus

  • @kellyjaylambfan ...Dude they don't only make fun of black people, they make fun of EVERYONE.

  • 69 likes heh heh all right

  • LML #peep 69 LIKES 0 Dislikes ;)

  • hey meg 18 yet??

  • 2:50 LOL!!!!

  • lol

    

  • 1:30-1:39 Aaaw, don't feel bad Quagmire...Hell first time I saw Samus Aran, I thought she was a guy(until I saw her Zero-Suit form in a SSBB trailer). *puts hand on his shoulder and hangs my head* I feel your pain...

  • 0:22 are those two LESBIANS?! I hate lesbians >:(

  • @Nin10dohgirl1 That's just being prejudice, go f*** yourself.

  • @planetary109 You and lesbians are what's prejudice. >_> Go suck a cock, I'm allowed to have an opinion, too, y'know.

  • @Nin10dohgirl1 I'm a straight dude, and I think you're just mad because you can't get any of my cock you bitch. And opinions that are just about being prejudice is fucking stupid and not acceptable.

  • @planetary109 S-SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP!! MY CHILDHOOD TORTURE IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! I'VE BEEN TORTURED ALL MY SCHOOL YEARS, ALL BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!!

  • @Nin10dohgirl1 i take care of kids with Autism actually =/ and i'm talking about the big time autisim kids it's not easy work sometimes x.x

  • @youngfrost7 OMG I was about to curse off again because I thought you were that Planetary asshole who dissed my virginity...but it was only you!! I'm sorry Youngfrost, I feel horrible...*hangs head*

  • 0:22 So, you ladies ever been penetrated? XD

    3:35 Hair-rection for the win.

  • "oh god they must have heard me, oh god i can hear me!....BUNAANANANANNANANA!"

  • . . . Taylor Hanson's a guy

  • giggity...

  • the "i dont want to come between you.. or do i" i get it XD

  • @webkinzlover93ify1 me to. haha!

  • @kardas4210 we have dirty minds LMFAO

  • No top comment! uh....TACOS!!!!

  • dear diary JACK POT

  • LMAO at the headphones

    "Aw, crap, they musta heard me...Oh, GOD, I CAN HEAR ME!!"

    X'D

  • That was a good quality video!!!! 

  • thumbs up if u chearched many times for a good quagmire video like this

  • haha I love family guy, thanks for the upload.

  • winrar

  • funny shit right there

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