Bless you condemnedsnake for actually making a "Best Of Quagmire Moments" that wasn't in a different language, was in good quality, and wasn't same lame ass joke. YOU ROCK!!!!!
@condemnedsnake welcome we open today's biding with this pair panties confiscated from a prostitut ..she had 9 stds...and when the cops caught her she wet her self..
1:30-1:39 Aaaw, don't feel bad Quagmire...Hell first time I saw Samus Aran, I thought she was a guy(until I saw her Zero-Suit form in a SSBB trailer). *puts hand on his shoulder and hangs my head* I feel your pain...
@Nin10dohgirl1 I'm a straight dude, and I think you're just mad because you can't get any of my cock you bitch. And opinions that are just about being prejudice is fucking stupid and not acceptable.
@planetary109 S-SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP!! MY CHILDHOOD TORTURE IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! I'VE BEEN TORTURED ALL MY SCHOOL YEARS, ALL BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!!
@youngfrost7 OMG I was about to curse off again because I thought you were that Planetary asshole who dissed my virginity...but it was only you!! I'm sorry Youngfrost, I feel horrible...*hangs head*
Dear Diary, Jackpot
drivehigh02 1 day ago
GIGGITY,GIGGITY; GIGGITY GOO!!!!
hippysyphy 3 days ago
Fat chicks need love too.... but they have to pay!
jorgan35 3 days ago
Dear Diary. JACKPOT!!!!!
MrSuperFusion 4 days ago
Lmao 2:35
Chiserkaiser 5 days ago
3:35 Quagmires hair got a boner
brandonstorm147 5 days ago
lol 3:35
MegaPancake36 5 days ago
lol 3:08
micksination 6 days ago
he funnie as shit
markymark3867 1 week ago
Smile
p3natrator 1 week ago
lmao
blackthinginurtree 1 week ago
all riiiiiiiight XD
MrRoyalrazor 1 week ago
3:08 LOL
Hachley 1 week ago
giiiiiiiiiiiigidy
Aidan2128 1 week ago
3:20 lol lol lol
aaron13633 2 weeks ago
2:20 lol lol lol
aaron13633 2 weeks ago
"Oh no they can hear me!" XD
Shockblade5 2 weeks ago
2:12 that makes sooo much sense!
haha quagmire's so bad with kids :)
123BabyVal 2 weeks ago
Why are they all from season 3?
rabidminnowz 3 weeks ago
3:07!!
ogounlurker 3 weeks ago
this vid was posted on my b-day...gigidy
kaokinx400 3 weeks ago
thank you for posting this video, finally ive been searching everywere for quagmire funniest moment but there either bogus videos or spanish.
jackpeech123 3 weeks ago
Giggity :D
GothicLove63 3 weeks ago
What? Fat chicks need love too!....but they gotta pay!
cloud1641 3 weeks ago 2
the only thing this video is missing is "who else but quagmire"
riverrat0101 3 weeks ago
hey peter, can i borrow your lawnmower? aaaaaahhhhhhh you folks gotta towel?
cookevillecavs63 3 weeks ago
"hey meg 18 yet"
"no"
"hey chris how are ya"
"well im glad br-alright"
crazyc0nn0r 4 weeks ago
Lol! xD
901Rapper 4 weeks ago
Hishe7:7mommy
batmissile 1 month ago
"Dear diary. JACKPOT"
FudgeDoge 1 month ago
i like where this is going. LMFAO
087POOP 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA legend
3URN5Y1992 1 month ago
there should be an episode with quagmire and stewie
123BabyVal 1 month ago
quagmire's funniest moments are when he is on screen he just has to sit there and he's funny
ironman9071 1 month ago
MY FRIENDS CALL ME QUAGMIRES
DJSHUAIB123 1 month ago
0:58 "Pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute."
-Fifty bucks.
-She had 9 STD's
-Forty-five bucks.
-And when we caught her she wet herself.
-.....Fifty bucks.
best one I think lol
sempermilites87 1 month ago
oh god they can hear me!! NANANANANANNANANANANANNA 0.0
lizz754 1 month ago
Taylor Hanson LMFAO
rogerrobie68 1 month ago
i get it, it's like sex.
TheShieldsMD 1 month ago
Who the fuck is Barney Stinson ?!
Quagmire takes it to the next level!!
picture08This 1 month ago
0:21 i love his head jig :L
sirpizo555 1 month ago
hey peter can i borrow your lawnmower aghhhhhhhhhhhh you fokes got a towl
yoshifan234 1 month ago
thumbs up for best of peter is when he pulls his chin off and sais how did these get up here and puts them in his pants lol
5622michael 1 month ago
Thank you for not making it a fake. GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO!
lilmike398 1 month ago
Bless you condemnedsnake for actually making a "Best Of Quagmire Moments" that wasn't in a different language, was in good quality, and wasn't same lame ass joke. YOU ROCK!!!!!
sempermilites87 1 month ago 93
@sempermilites87 XD ty i try
condemnedsnake 1 month ago 14
@sempermilites87 or it was rick rolled
FTWTallica 3 weeks ago
50 buck.. 45 bucks.. 50 bucks
condemnedsnake 1 month ago 36
@condemnedsnake welcome we open today's biding with this pair panties confiscated from a prostitut ..she had 9 stds...and when the cops caught her she wet her self..
echonight23 1 month ago
I've got a good pick-up line! Hey, baby! I gotta put you on my "To Do List"!
1alien63 1 month ago
hey look at me im a pole in a strip club OH! show time OH GOD!
aa92737 1 month ago
Seth MacFarlene should make an episode when Quagmire has to babysit Stewie.
haha this just sounds interesting...
123BabyVal 1 month ago
wtf he wants to bang MEG!!!!
MrFreecandykids 1 month ago
"Oh God, I can hear me!" Best part! LOL Has anyone seen the one where Quagmire is reincarnated as a condom?
zienkai 1 month ago
"i felt guilty once but she woke up halfway thru" "oooooohhhryyy XD XD XD XD
JustaEllsworthHomie 1 month ago
*insert comment from video*
*Acquire Likes*
APreownedHobo 1 month ago
I think this video was one of the first I ever saw on YouTube, but it was deleted before... glad to see it's back
frynross1 1 month ago
*looks at like/dislike bar*
Ok
protobuddha 1 month ago
3:17 to 3:33 thts the funniest part
JUAN25929 1 month ago
Quagmire's #1 Skill:Pervy Land
williamcha46 1 month ago
guiguiri!!!
MrOciosango 2 months ago
wow i the reason y i hate family guy is because they tallk about black ppl alot thts messed up also jesus
kellyjaylambfan 2 months ago
@kellyjaylambfan ...Dude they don't only make fun of black people, they make fun of EVERYONE.
goddessOfThEniTe 1 month ago
69 likes heh heh all right
Eco10100 2 months ago
LML #peep 69 LIKES 0 Dislikes ;)
ErikaLuvsDinosaursxX 2 months ago
hey meg 18 yet??
griffeyking123 2 months ago
2:50 LOL!!!!
TheFoster143 2 months ago
lol
MsWaffleProductions 2 months ago
1:30-1:39 Aaaw, don't feel bad Quagmire...Hell first time I saw Samus Aran, I thought she was a guy(until I saw her Zero-Suit form in a SSBB trailer). *puts hand on his shoulder and hangs my head* I feel your pain...
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
0:22 are those two LESBIANS?! I hate lesbians >:(
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
@Nin10dohgirl1 That's just being prejudice, go f*** yourself.
planetary109 2 months ago
@planetary109 You and lesbians are what's prejudice. >_> Go suck a cock, I'm allowed to have an opinion, too, y'know.
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
@Nin10dohgirl1 I'm a straight dude, and I think you're just mad because you can't get any of my cock you bitch. And opinions that are just about being prejudice is fucking stupid and not acceptable.
planetary109 2 months ago
@planetary109 S-SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP!! MY CHILDHOOD TORTURE IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! I'VE BEEN TORTURED ALL MY SCHOOL YEARS, ALL BECAUSE OF MY AUTISM, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!!
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
@Nin10dohgirl1 i take care of kids with Autism actually =/ and i'm talking about the big time autisim kids it's not easy work sometimes x.x
youngfrost7 2 months ago
@youngfrost7 OMG I was about to curse off again because I thought you were that Planetary asshole who dissed my virginity...but it was only you!! I'm sorry Youngfrost, I feel horrible...*hangs head*
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
0:22 So, you ladies ever been penetrated? XD
3:35 Hair-rection for the win.
NoiseBoomer 2 months ago
"oh god they must have heard me, oh god i can hear me!....BUNAANANANANNANANA!"
theSaminator1 2 months ago
. . . Taylor Hanson's a guy
animatedgirl9 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
giggity...
multicatlicker 2 months ago
the "i dont want to come between you.. or do i" i get it XD
webkinzlover93ify1 2 months ago 40
@webkinzlover93ify1 me to. haha!
kardas4210 2 months ago
@kardas4210 we have dirty minds LMFAO
webkinzlover93ify1 2 months ago
No top comment! uh....TACOS!!!!
ROBLOX982 2 months ago
dear diary JACK POT
masaomisan 2 months ago 25
LMAO at the headphones
"Aw, crap, they musta heard me...Oh, GOD, I CAN HEAR ME!!"
X'D
Nin10dohgirl1 2 months ago
That was a good quality video!!!!
GRACIEBARRAUSA 2 months ago
thumbs up if u chearched many times for a good quagmire video like this
belgiumboy3 2 months ago
haha I love family guy, thanks for the upload.
gamerguy82 2 months ago
winrar
airgilbert 2 months ago
funny shit right there
LifeIsSleepin 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
<3 family guy, check out the family guy clip on my channel!
Phonathan 4 months ago