Things to do when you're bored (David Cross)

[vokuvoku]

This is so painfully unfunny.

[chriscurtis90]

I found this very easy to masturbate to

[duperman999]

"NOT HIM THOUGH, HE'S TOO YOUNG."

[banditgrl]

wow! I never thought of that, I am totally going to do the Bible thing! hahah

[lifeisublime]

this list is posted on the back of my bedroom door, and i read it every morning. hahahahahahahahehehehehehemehm­ehmehmehmehmuuuhmuhhmuhhmmmwaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Belloran24]

I love David Cross. He is so intelligent. And tooo funny.

[Khyrid]

I liked it until 6:33, that's when he lost me.

[gfresta]

@Khyrid I agree, i think he's a genius ...but that got wierd

[MolecularMoonlight]

What's this??? Ideas for a mediocre hidden camera show?

[IceCubeJohnson]

Oh my fucking god, this is the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. I'm literally laughing out loud.

[NuancedNoun]

I like the last one because it's mostly anonymous...

[guineapiglover142]

Hey I'm a Christian and I don't think he should be cussing in the Bible or making jokes about cussing in the Bible or even cussing in the first place

[davethehostage]

@guineapiglover142 Then go away.

[circusmonkey10]

@guineapiglover142 Then don't listen to him.

[guineapiglover142]

@circusmonkey10 I didnt my friend kristen commented on it , but i dont watch this stuff

[circusmonkey10]

@guineapiglover142 then tell your friend kristen to stop commenting on it.

[RobJByers]

@guineapiglover142 Who gives a shit what you think, your name is guineapiglover

[siliconejacket]

etc. etc

[doctor0ne]

Time to seriously consider a Mr. Show reunion, David. Yeah, you can do it: pick up the phone and call Bob and ask for help. Maybe working with Bob again will get your creative juices flowing again? We can all hope, right?

[darkmilly2525]

<3

[VampGirlxXx1]

He actually has a pretty good voice

[Alkaline850]

@VampGirlxXx1

Hehe what? You say that as though he's some mysterious reclusive writer residing in the Swedish countryside as opposed to...David Cross, comedian

[BloggerMusicMan]

The last two were the best. Take that Guideans!

[PatMcClure87]

this video makes me bored

[7th75thCallaghan]

Fucking hilarious.

[cuddel1]

Hah you seemed quite bored at the airport 2 weeks ago

[dottenday]

David Cross is stupid. It is sophomoric.

[iamlucaschilds]

@dottenday What would you recommend instead?

[sammydems]

@dottenday Then why do you watch his videos? lol

[turdlinger5000]

this is boring as fuck

[TheCowboySantos]

ahahaha! gold

[bmancodgta4]

What the fuck? Is this for realz? Bullshit! etc, etc.

[CptSoda]

Nothing from that list works here:

- There are no people who deserve being killed in my opinon (2 wrongs don't make a right). You might have to kill one person to protect another who is in immediate danger of being killed by the first person. But you can not look for those because you would otherwise have enough time to stop the person whithout killing him/her.

- Store clerks give shit about you over here.

- No obvious electronic devices in cinemas

- No bibles at hotels, yay

- I am never bored

[Hurricane333]

@CptSoda You do know this was a joke, right?

[CptSoda]

@Hurricane333 : Yes, but that doesn't keep me from analysing it ;). So what?

[aarontimebomb]

@CptSoda

it's a joke

[MrDorkusMaximus]

I just scribbled a note in a Gideon's Bible in my hotel room. When I'm bored, I may do more. Felt good. No one's going to read it. It's a victimless crime! LOL Where do "The Gideons" get the money to put these "Bibles" in hotel rooms? Gotta be a scam going on there... "non-profit organization", but the CEO and other "top executives" probably get a handsome salary and bonus every year.

[Cataconda]

yessss this is so good. i want to scribble in biblez



[Antichrist2000]

YAY for 64 Gorgonites!

[dunitttt]

fuck yes LOL i listen to this all the time. the man's a god.

[grendelee]

I see. Detrain those employees to stop bothering people.....

[eliizme]

@3:27....Shoe store,LMAO!

[angrykirby]

when i was flat broke i used to do that sandwich thing

[rdority]

Dexter? ;)

[darrenzimm]

Tobias. 

[RandomFlicks]

motel-hotel-holiday inn saaay whaaat

[Redsparrowe123]

great book



[rongravy]

WTF, is this 4 realz?!?!?

[mrelamjr]

@rongravy I think he's reading from his book he released last year.

[rongravy]

@mrelamjr no, i was just quoting him from at the end.

[mrelamjr]

@rongravy yeah, i typed that before it finished.

[konatown5]

@rongravy He did the mask thing IRL

[GreyMatterTripp]

@rongravy

If you make it.