The Damned Thing itself isn't even exposed during the movie. There's really no point to it other than there being a curse on the main character. All that crap just happens without people knowing what it is. This was a waste of an hour. Seriously.
@lazypunk21 We don't need to know what it is, and in fact, it doesn't necessarily have to be a real thing. It could be symbolic of a psychological trauma driving people mad. Too many movies have been ruined by learning too much. That's my least favorite thing about american horror movies nowadays.
@ladyvader139 I agree that knowing too much ruins horror movies, but this 1 didn't even at least let us know what it was and why it came back. It didn't have to go into full detail, but it could've at least given us some type of background no matter how vague.
@lazypunk21 The damned thing was basically like a killer oil slick. It represented something horrible that the main character's grandfather had done with his oil business in a nearby town. Whatever he did, he unleashed a curse of madness on future generations of his family.
I'm a big fan of B flicks and am really not a harsh critic but this movie was truly one of the worst pieces of garbage I have ever seen. Save yourself the time. If you insist anyway... here's a preamptive "I told ya so."
Ah, another Boondock Saints fan. They are the only reason i even know what Masters of Horror is! Norman's episode was ok but this one seems to be getting a terrible review!
Yeah, Arthur Machen is great, but sadly I have seen real life Japanese commercials that sacred me far more than this. Check out "Tarako" if you don't want a good night's sleep.
It is a Japanese commercial for noodle sauce, but it seems to use existential horror as a marketing ploy. Tarako is the company name. I don't know who directed it, I suspect North Koreans had kidnapped and tortured him however. Beyond that I have no explanations, my mind is still reeling with the sublime cosmic shock of what I beheld.
Wings anyone?
MattyOfDaDead 3 months ago 7
@MattyOfDaDead yep
Yoshiness97 3 months ago
@MattyOfDaDead lol yea
Tj5923 3 months ago
@MattyOfDaDead yeh haha
kleenmaide 3 months ago
@MattyOfDaDead
yes lolz
bywukime 3 months ago
I have to say this one has become one of my favourites from season two. It´s such a good film that it could easily have been a full length feature.
I really miss the Masters Of Horror series : (
blasabb 3 months ago
I loveee this one! :D
Panziegirl 5 months ago
great movie thanks !
MinoSafy 10 months ago
ok movie not bad,,,going thrilly.5/10
charlizegladi 1 year ago
watching it right now and it rocks!
the crazies meets right at your door
and damn marisa coughlan (bones, super troopers) looks gorgeous in this!!
blu ray please!
DVDSNutz 1 year ago
I REALLY liked this one. I don't understand all the hating, but maybe its just the Raimi fangirl in me.
ladyvader139 1 year ago
You know this series should be called "masters of mindless gore", for that's what it is.
Or make it "apprentices of mindless gore" :)
distantworld 1 year ago
this one was just plain fucking stupid!
nothing to do with the acting, just the movie itself was fucking stupid
xxRachellCullenxx 1 year ago
Hardcore Horror at its best in "The Damned Thing"
liw213 1 year ago
The Damned Thing itself isn't even exposed during the movie. There's really no point to it other than there being a curse on the main character. All that crap just happens without people knowing what it is. This was a waste of an hour. Seriously.
lazypunk21 2 years ago
@lazypunk21 We don't need to know what it is, and in fact, it doesn't necessarily have to be a real thing. It could be symbolic of a psychological trauma driving people mad. Too many movies have been ruined by learning too much. That's my least favorite thing about american horror movies nowadays.
ladyvader139 1 year ago
@ladyvader139 I agree that knowing too much ruins horror movies, but this 1 didn't even at least let us know what it was and why it came back. It didn't have to go into full detail, but it could've at least given us some type of background no matter how vague.
lazypunk21 1 year ago
@lazypunk21 The damned thing was basically like a killer oil slick. It represented something horrible that the main character's grandfather had done with his oil business in a nearby town. Whatever he did, he unleashed a curse of madness on future generations of his family.
ladyvader139 1 year ago
'the damned thing'' looks ok but ill tell a really invasive wigged out piece of suspense, look up 'the signal''
Dedokai32 2 years ago
ok, its a horror movie, made by nice guy films? ok....
Fweefwee6 2 years ago
I'm a big fan of B flicks and am really not a harsh critic but this movie was truly one of the worst pieces of garbage I have ever seen. Save yourself the time. If you insist anyway... here's a preamptive "I told ya so."
penguinshredder 2 years ago 14
@penguinshredder I couldn't disagree more. GARBAGE would be something like Cradle of FEAR. This one wasn't bad at all.
ladyvader139 1 year ago
Whats the name of the MoH Song? the ''dong, dong dong'' thingie.. ?
Wizzkiddie 2 years ago
it's the theme from the horror movie "28 days later". an excellent film.
littletart00 2 years ago
Oh yeah, i loved 28 days later. but the song itself.. is there any place i can download it? or whats the full name of it?
Wizzkiddie 2 years ago
2nd ones good too apparently there making a third
dastardlycat2 1 year ago
where can i view these???
willxX1010Xxwade 2 years ago
man this episode suckt so hard i cant belive it so boring
dobry1233445 2 years ago
so sweet my two lovely guys doing an epi of moh, norman and sean the best!
danelletakarai 2 years ago
Ah, another Boondock Saints fan. They are the only reason i even know what Masters of Horror is! Norman's episode was ok but this one seems to be getting a terrible review!
LivienRochelle 2 years ago
What's the intro music?
HarmonyOfElements 2 years ago
There's an Ambrose Bierce story called The Damned Thing. that would make as good movie.
XxJellyBeanSkullsxX 3 years ago
Nice one, nobody reads ol' Gringo no more. They should.
formless777 3 years ago
This one sucked. Don't bother, people. A few cool gore effects but a lame story and unsatisfying, vague ending.
KewDrew 3 years ago
The story it was based on, by Arthur Machen, is FANTASTIC. I blame the scriptwriter.
Rhademanthus 3 years ago
Yeah, Arthur Machen is great, but sadly I have seen real life Japanese commercials that sacred me far more than this. Check out "Tarako" if you don't want a good night's sleep.
formless777 3 years ago 10
@formless777 i tried looking for "tarako" but i cant find it. can you send me a link? or are you sure thats the name of the movie?
Mitsuki543 1 year ago
@Mitsuki543
Just go into YouTube and do a search for Tarako or Kewpie Tarako. I never said it was a movie, it's a commercial.
formless777 1 year ago
@formless777 ohhh ok thanks
Mitsuki543 1 year ago
@formless777 who's it by?
CalebXguitarist 1 year ago
@CalebXguitarist
It is a Japanese commercial for noodle sauce, but it seems to use existential horror as a marketing ploy. Tarako is the company name. I don't know who directed it, I suspect North Koreans had kidnapped and tortured him however. Beyond that I have no explanations, my mind is still reeling with the sublime cosmic shock of what I beheld.
formless777 1 year ago
it was good
ShayIsMyName 3 years ago
No, it wasn't. It sucked.
KewDrew 3 years ago
Well i can see now that we have different opinions, but to me it was a good movie xD
ShayIsMyName 3 years ago
Dude, if you want gore and blood, go to a meat procesing factory. The story in 'The Damned Thing' was good.
aleksandar93 3 years ago
Nah, it blew.
KewDrew 3 years ago
Nah it ruled!
DunkelTeufel 3 years ago
I cant wait the second season coming up in Finland!
Osepose 3 years ago
me too, first season was first +11, then 15 and at the end it was +18 >.>
Waroler 3 years ago
Creepy!
LostHorror815 3 years ago
i just saw this episode today someone plz explain the ending i didn't get it
dogsoldier123 3 years ago
lol this was like the worst episode
you didn't see the stupid thing
and second off all nothing maked sence lol
i didn't get anything of it
Y0uTjube 4 years ago 2
okay fuck i dont get it. what causes their deaths?
SugaLT 4 years ago
well duh that would ruin it they want u to see the vid
thesoradude 4 years ago
it was something about the weather
ShayIsMyName 3 years ago
ooo. creepy
Blaaakee 4 years ago
alright pple someone upload this!! i wonder if u can buy this movie somewhere, also Cigarette burns with Norman Reedus in it!!
dutchey11 4 years ago
I Love Marisa Coughlan!!!! I wanna see this!!!
memememe82 4 years ago
This was a brilliant episode
oasidghlasdgk 4 years ago 2
Now... THAT looks good. 4 stars.
Lazario2006 4 years ago
O_O....
gatorate 4 years ago
My brother blake got the second one of the chainsaw master two set and we are watching it right now!
britni123 5 years ago
the trailer scared me, totally buying the box set.
JaymeDEATHBLOW 5 years ago