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  • LOL. fredriks music sucks :D

  • Makes me think of Cher and Winona dancing round the kitchen in Mermaids.

  • This is a song that gets everybody up and dancing. Jimmy Soul's only million seller from 1963. Unfortunately he died in 1988 at the age of 45.

  • i guess this would make ppl want to marry star jones

  • main point dont date girls with tight ass shirts and short shorts. I LOVE THIS SONG IT MAKES ME WANNA DANCE!

  • I just think this is a happy, bouncy, fun song...whether or not the writers were serious or not.

    Beyond that, if it's just "cooking" the singer is worried about, he's just as shallow as the guys that go for the good looks! Look at the heart, y'all. Be friends. Have fun.

  • I was clapping until 1:27 - 1:37, then I realised why date a ugly girl, Sexist D:

  • BEST SONG EVER, its kinda right in 1 way, but still not:P

    jimmy ftw :D

  • Buenísimo tema.

  • Tiger Woods should have heeded this advise....

  • barum tsh

  • im glad everyone wont take this advice otherwise i a pretty bitch like me wont get married.lol

  • Glad you look good on the outside, but calling yourself that "b" word will likely attract the wrong kind of guy and get you into a bad, unhappy marriage. Marriage can be great (I know), but marriage without Jesus can be sorrow or even dangerous. Get HIM into your life first and find someone else who knows Him, too. THEN, you can be happy for the rest of your life (again, I know). Have a happy Christmas...

  • great song

  • to short, and this is from a chick :P

  • song reminds me of my ex girlfriend.

  • Go tell her that. ^^

  • @DrPhilMusic she cant be that ugly you know

    shes your "EX"

  • Ahaha!!! Omg. I never realized how awful this song was until now. Lmfao.

  • Hey Randy you maybe right considering what he's going through right now and Saturday Night Live did a skit about him its on here.

  • this song is too short.

    who agrees?

  • i do

  • yes its too short. I was thinking the same thing.

  • WAT

  • this song is actually by the Skatealites . no jimmy soul

  • No..

  • Something tells me that this is Tiger Wood's new theme song ....

  • lmao

  • This is like, the happiest song in the world. Even when I didn't understand the (hilarious) lyrics when I was younger I loved the song so much.

  • Simply a awesome song, actually makes me a happy ^^

  • LEMONPARY . ORG

  • I <3 THIS SONG! I heard it in the movie Mermaids bak in the day :)

  • same here. great movie and song.

  • I remember hearing this song at the end of a BBQBEEFBURGERMAN cartoon, and I was lke :D

  • I used to work on a cruise ship and this old white guy would sing this song every time he saw me. ( I'm black). Never understood why!!

  • maybe he thought you looked like jymmy?

  • Lemon Party!

    haha How do people make the connection to go from that website and then, come to YouTube?!

  • This song is awesome i just heard it on the radio and just had to hear it some more

  • Amazing . . . so many young people are

    discovering these old songs.  I've

    always liked this one. It iwas great song 44 years ago when it came out . . . it's a great song today.

  • yup yup

  • This Is the first pirated song I DL'ed

    Heard it on the CS cartoon, of which the school shooting scene was based in my high school

  • shutup nerd plz mgot owns u

  • It's nice to see that so many people think more on grandpa stuff then the actual song.

  • two words.

    lemon

    party

  • troo fax jimmy.

  • life experien xD

  • great song, so true

  • This song is so awesome, I love to listen sing along to it. Happy maker ,lol.

  • MERMAiDS;

  • this song has such a happy upbeat to it :D

  • good song

  • LEmon party wooohoooo

  • :)= 5*

  • this man is sooo right

  • This Song Is So Fucking True Too!!! ;)

    It Brings Me Tears Of Joy To Know The Truth

  • LEMON PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This was like the nerd anthem back in the day. I would kno.

  • So funny song :P

  • I heard this song first time on Lemonparty! i thought the song waz nice

  • I'm having this song at my wedding :) I have loved it since i saw Mermaids when i was about 10...and i still dance to it now i'm 30!

  • myg0t owns me

  • LOL oh man. "Maybe today I can pwn enough newbs that I can raise my ranking in the server from 3 to 1, he-he."

  • love this song! I always associate this song with that movie Mermaids...

  • lulz wut

    classic and true

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • i first heard this song because of my friend Randy sent me a link to LEMONPARTY lol that is my "If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life" Story

  • Same hahahahaa

  • lemonparty

  • mygot owns me

  • Dude 1:say man

    Dude 2:hey man

    Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day

    Dude 2: Yeah

    Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly

    Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby.

    Dude 1: Yeah

    that was the best part :D

  • i just heard this while fapping to lemonparty OH SHI-

  • lol me too lol

  • ugly girl got good kitty kat !!!! cook good too ! pretty woman no good, no cook ,break heart too

  • No smarter words have ever been spoken

  • man thats creepy, the first thing i saw when i clicked on the video was the 666 rating.

  • i love this song <3

  • lmao

    i need pee ;p

    i love this song <3

  • this is so true

  • this is from lemonp

  • heard this in art class today and it was funny.

  • This was in Mermaids, what a brill movie!

  • love the melody!

  • Jimmy Soul lives

  • best part, I SAW YOUR WIFE THE OTHER DAY MAN, YEAH SHE'S UGLY, YEAH BUT SHE SURE CAN COOK

  • i love the lyrics

  • this song is sooooooooooooooooooooooo true

  • Make an ugly girl marry U!

    Great song :D

  • that is soooo ture right there!

  • If been wondering who did this for a long time, just been too lazy and forgetful to check :)

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  • <3<3<3

  • AAAAAAAAAAGH! LEMONPARTY!!! *runs away*

  • tubgirl!!!!!

  • lemon party!!!!!

  • lmfao

  • best fucking song ever

  • this song reminds me of lemonparty . org

  • soooooooooooo true

  • haha

  • un idolo

  • I LOVE THIS SONG LMAO

  • So true, but we runnin out of uglies....O-O???

  • I disagree. A beautiful smoking hot girl is like owning a Ferrari, once you have one you ain't going back. But, you have to be hot too of course :-)

  • Bospet40, you clearly don't know how women work. You can be an Ugly guy with no teeth, no personality and no testicles. However if you have money, and shower any beautiful women with lavish gifts, she's yours. Hot women care about $.

  • wait, you dont seriously believe that, do you?

  • OMG NYpopsicle obviously your the one who doesn't know women! you need to drag your ass back to the fucking stoneage Fred Flinstone!!!

  • Rofl- Believe me; it's true. Workse vice versa with hot men and ugly women. It's the real world, learn how it works, dumbfuck.

  • Sure that works... if you're okay with eating shake 'n bake for the rest of your life...

  • nothing like an ugly, insecure girl who will do anything to please her man in order to keep him :)

  • UB CSS server <3

  • Goes the other way too... pretty boys are high maintenance and a pain in the rear too. Real men don't have plastic surgery either...

  • lemon party!

  • Play this while teamkilling o bttleifled :D

  • lol that owns :P

  • good idea.

  • best. song. ever.

  • rifk

    all your bace are belong to myg0t.

  • oh, missed it, my wife is a pretty one!^^

  • CLASSIC!

    so amazing

  • 1:02  "Only one at a time!" :D

  • CS Noob, lmao.

  • He did that but the ugly girl gots hidden talents she can suck it and lick it to kick it..

    He works hard for her to enjoy her time apart with the other man...I don't get it whats this world coming to..

  • amartysdj:

    I'm sorry, what?

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  • Leet as tits

  • this song is the tits

  • 1:34

    she may be ugly be she sure can cook man

    LMAO!

  • the ironical thing is: women do this since ever! marrying an ugly man for beeing their servant and then bitchin around! :D

  • Haha.

  • lols i love this song, i first heard it on the movie called mermaids!!

  • me too! love that movie

  • Me too :D Reminds of when Cher, Winona and Christina were dancing in the kitchen :D

  • Me to lol

  • *too

  • i love this song. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman youre whife. ^_^

  • Alright, that settles it.

    I'm going to marry an ugly girl.

  • I agree this song changed me.

  • what year did this song come out????

  • wtf? =( thats so wrong!!! why would u discriminate against prettty girls?? but i still love the song

  • Because if she's ugly, chances are, she won't abandon you. :D

  • ...It's called being fair, while you are probably not ugly, you are probably a cheating asshole who is always looking for the better guy ^_^

    Where as the ugly girls are normally nicer, harder working, and not as likely to go fuck the tv repair man.

  • get out of my internet. No, i recant that, go to lemonparty via google

  • lol its such a funny song to listen to!

  • LEMON PARTY

  • LAWLZ

  • Very cheery song, makes anyones day.

  • I dont know about geting married to an uggly woamen, But the song is fun to listen to

  • Good song but not very true ;D

  • this is a great post thanks-was thinking about the tune after my wife of 26 years tells me she needs to go & i find out she is a busy 50 year old tramp

  • I say the same thing except switch it around, marry an ugly man.

  • For me the lyrics are secondary. This is one happy tune. I smile every time. And the words just make it wonderful!

  • Pretty girls always feel entitles and act like their shit doesn't stink.

    Ugly girls are capable of of love and appreciation.

    I'm gonna get me a girl in the middle.

  • so right

  • thats the best hing you can do, she can cook, appreciate you, and you can enjoy sex.

  • the best answer is to get a good looking girl and make her feel ugly. Everybody wins.

  • what the fuck why make her feel ugly??

  • If she feels ugly she ain't going nowhere.

  • I still think of that Counter-Strike video whenever I hear this.

    "RHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

  • Ohhh you watched that Lame-Animated video "Mad counter strike gamer"? yeah that actualy reminds me to, when that terrorist guy "says" that song

  • LEMONPARTY!!!

  • cool :D

  • i would love to hear this at a wedding XD

  • im going to get this played at my funeral :)

  • it is pretty inappropriate but funny too. I heard it first in the film MERMAIDS.

  • me 2..:)

  • I don't think the song is meant to be taken seriously, hehe. It's rather tongue-in-cheek, and I love it all the more for that.

  • if you actually think about it, a pretty girl would attract ALOT of attention, while, not always, and i dont mean this tom be offensive, but a ugly girl might not attract the most part of it....lol hell i dont know

  • hey hey...another # 1 around here...this reached the top of the US Billboard on May 18th 1963 and stayed there for 2 weeks....great....

  • Love the ending, YEAH YEAH YEAH XD

  • its kinda true... pretty girls a lot of times are crazy/spoiled but then again ive met plenty of crazy mean ugly girls..

  • well theres no hope 4 me since im a pretty girl.lol

  • lol you wish.