Epic Noob Time: Black Ops: Epic Meal Time Parody (Call of Duty Black Ops Machinima)

[ps3player722]

but whats wrong with the ak74u grip and rapid fire i use it all the time and i have a clamore. but i always end up at thetop of my teams leaderboard

[StrategyGameFan4]

Hater.

[Insanewonka714]

congrats mashitama, u failed again u fuckers -_-

[squat187]

This guy is fucking RIGHT! I totally agree with this bastard :)

[ArchyOfficial]

i think we should all go to his page and fucking report it!!!!

[KillerSaurus79]

Homo

[tandenprik]

Fail..

[PimpGamersx4]

traarch??/ an emotion sensor

[ferreris]

This asian dude is stupid

[Musclepharm52]

yup... video is pretty gay... and we dont want updates when you fuck your dog and eat shit for dinner

[PimpGamersx4]

Mash!tnima... y y y must u ruin evrything

[TheOverweightGamer]

The jokes on you....Your asian -_-

[Fooksalt]

GAY and FAKE

[XxShadowOfAgesxX]

I'M a fuckin asian and I dont fuckin speak like THAT. Fuckin stupid moron. Ruin my reputation, Bitch!!!!!!

[AndrewAMMay]

I thought asians make everything twice as better, but then they fucked with epicmealtime, oooohhhh they went to far.

[Zickino167]

Goddamn links everywhere on these Machinima videos. I bet in a couple of years they'll be able to put annotation links everywhere.

[Esplode3313]

Faggot

[Esplode3313]

Rabbit

[iLLogicalAciD]

AN EMOTION SENSOR!

[3rdTactical]

Stop trying to rip off epic meal time! Your lame!!!

[0234369]

who would put a claymore who face the wall? lol

[TheXboxSmartass]

@0234369 apearently you know nothing of noobs... lol

[0234369]

@TheXboxSmartass this is why i said that

[CHR15TMAS]

Fun sensor

Scanning

Scanning

No fun found

[SunBl3nd]

CLAYMORES AND *picks up claymore*  AND CLAYMORE

[Georgie72696]

@diltvfaggett, u shut up and crawl bak in yo mommas ass oh and btw diltv, more like ill tv

[ilovesoccer5ily]

How bout a noon toob

[kageryu311]

fucking gay!

[Young97Gun]

u fagats stop copying epic meal time

[ChubbsGordon10]

This is fucking stupid

[Own4Food]

There is no Bacon! Haters gotta hate

[GamesMusicInfo]

First of all so many of you have no sense of humor. Machinima could really care less what any of you are saying. As long as you watch the video they earn money.

[Sili9901]

1:40 Look at SeaNanners lol

[214ray214]

you are so fucking stupid!

you should go kill yourself! your an embarrassment to man kind and call of duty players around the world!

[jorisca5]

Fucking faggot epic meal time rock! Epic noon time FAIL, COPYCAT!!

[undertaker1779]

i think the claymores are the bacon

[Cantalopelordd]

@ dillchrisTV Shut up. You're a racist bastard. You talk about a whole race being terrible while you trollollo on the Internet. If you have nothing to say but shit like that, you should be the one to get off YouTube.

[castlemikey]

low life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggestchampsyouknow]

EPIC FAIL TIME: ASIAN OPS:

[ReplicatorsReformed]

what music is used here? cheers

[TheUltimamaster]

....you would have got all thumbs up if you had jack daniels

[HazrdousFelon]

AND CLAYMORES, AND CLAYMORES, AND CLAYMORES, AND CLAYMORES, AND CLAYMORES.

[theonlyDCDUDE]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK EPICMEALTIME IN ANY WAY!

[matix6699]

this is shit

[789JOE789]

this is a bitch

1.Epicmealtime is alot better then machima

[TheNuclearNinjaTeam]

You mess with EpicMealTime,you mess with bacon,and nobody fuckin messes with bacon......bitches

[foxmccould1]

disgrace to youtube epicmealtime parody

[dillchrisTV]

fuckin gook get off of youtube, you are a disgrace to all people who watch epic meal time. this is why asians are fucking retarded.

[CaptainFluffy6644]

@dillchrisTV HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY IS SUBSCRIBED TO SHANE DAWSON

let's watch this little girly talk tough =)

[LegendToVideo]

Very fail video epicly epic fail video

[TheAndrewyeahh]

they must be really running out of ideas

[zwinky588]

Black. Ops. Sucks. Penis.

[CanadianShotz]

u guys r fucking no life faggoots get out of the basement

[Kevinsolon81]

dont fuckin hate on epic meal time mutha fucka we stayin greeazy

[Lojkovic]

I have stopped playing blops for the time being not because of noobs but because of the fact I prestiged 10 times and now it is the same thing over and over again with prestiges! Black Ops is fine, its just that I think I have gone completely insane!

[MrHennRock]

gayest shit i've watched all day

[SlapheadSam]

if i took a crap and set it on fire it would be more funny than that.

[LoyaltySucks]

Fuck the fagas, i've died 3,459 by that piece of shit and below it is and below it is an AK74u with 1,303 deaths. Meh its my fault though I run around with the STRELA to get my KD with it up.

[YoungMrMatt]

Lameeeeeeeee

[lolgirraffe]

gay



[RomanSoldier13]

FAKE AND GAY

heheh, srry I had to.

[kool35196]

when i walk the dinner and eat the dog ahahahah

[Hevy477]

Lol when I heard "Motion sensor" I heard "emotion sensor" XD

[superhalo3soldier]

This is the worst jap i have ever seen...

[ZacDesu]

@superhalo3soldier He isnt japanese fuckboy

[superhalo3soldier]

@ZacDesu All chinks look the same

[kidwonderr]

AND CLAYMONTS, AND CLAYMONTS, AND CLAYMONTS, AND CLAYMONTS

[stupidmonkey121]

AND CLAYMORES hahaha

[iFatalFlaww]

Lmao i actually thought this was a good parody.

& Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips.

[002Trance]

@iFatalFlaww

lol but some ppl dnt have a sense of humor ..

[002Trance]

nobody thinks this is funny coz they dont no what epicmealtime is otherwise they dnt no the famous 'Bacon' Quote

[P3Ch4Ng0]

U forgot the noob tubers

[RorschachAvenger]

wasn't as bad as the comments make it out to be...

[dareelgamer]

the ak 74?

[beastm0des]

wtf did i just watch.

[boozee84]

and claymores and claymores and claymores and claymores and claymores!lol

[002Trance]

WOW sooooo many haters.. Jeez get a fucking sense of humor you worthless cunts

[CrazyBoss11]

@002Trance What the fuck is your problem? Just because some people don't enjoy one video, you call them a worthless cunt? Stop being an arrogant, cum cuzzling bitch, little kid. Don't even bother to respond, child. 

[002Trance]

@CrazyBoss11 LOOOOOOOOL you seriously take youtube comments way too hard mate nd i aint some kid like you im fuken 15 btw dnt go judging my spelling its called slang and i cbf writing proper words

[CrazyBoss11]

@002Trance It was as if you shitted on your keyboard and those words came out. You obviously are not 15 for the way you type man. Your balls probably haven't even dropped. Do me a favor, hit puberty, then talk shit. Go watch some spongebob stupid fag. I'm sick of homo's on youtube like you. You don't need to come back. But you're welcome to try again.

[ClarkyCbruhDontTrip]

@002Trance u just said you arent a fucking kid, you're 15. im pretty sure you are still a kid dumb black nigger

[002Trance]

@ClarkyCbruhDontTrip hahahaha thats fifTEEN to you stupid motherfucker get an education and stop arguing with cunts over the net

[NextGeneration247]

CLAYMORES!! EMOTION SENSORS!!!

[traweezie]

yet another dislike to this epic fail of a video

[xXuknowhoitisXx]

i hope u burn in a structure fire this made me so pissed

[xJewBaer]

Machinimaa sucks.

[jakexfresh]

wewember to fwollow me on fwacebook and twitter dare you gwet upbates wove when why walk to dinwer and wheat the dog.

[theorigionaldrew]

@jakexfresh what?

[mcwendys11]

this is what happened to machinima? =(

[zZFuRiouSZz]

When did they put Emotion Sensors in Black Ops?

[limesfar]

This is such a fail... you cant recreate epic meal time.. This was so dumb.

[shadradoo1]

waste of 2 minutes

[asskickerfoo]

wtf mate?

[TheEditingGuy]

thumbs down you gay fucker

[MomoPr0ductions]

dont ever.try to copy. epic meal time...cause you fail miserably like the rest of the people who try..ONE AND ONLY EPIC MEAL TIME BITCHES!

[jezzapimp]

that was so shit



[BmxD314]

fail...could have atleast shot someone..atleast...still a fail..but woulda been slightly less of a fail..not entertaining..jus a little less lame...

[hosssone]

Not even fuckin close to comparing to epicmealtime..*hard face palm*

[Benjibrah1]

Fuckin gay

[DrDaedros]

PUD A ZEPREZA UN IT

[theaveragejoe32]

Oh fuck not this guy again..

[martinakenzie]

1:05 an emotion sencor

[JoshIsDaWina]

this made my day! these people are just trolls this guy is a comedian you dumbasses!

[garthsmalls]

you video is 90% advertising 10% content get the fuck off machinima

[10mpatel]

And bacon strips! And Claymores and a Motion Sensor!

[glitch1906]

Nothings wrong with black ops except the spawns

[TDO615]

3481 people are pros

[residentevilwatcher]

every time i see that Skyrim trailer i jizz all over my house

[bstednote]

Emotion sensor what are you trying to see if the enemy's want some cak?

[tr0n001]

Couldn't they get someone that spoke better English and not some noob?

[cloudsq8]

YOU ARE REALY BAD MAKING VIEDOS

[loste585]

this was not very well made.

[CoolRay001]

Gayest thing i've ever seen

[MrElirali]

I like it tho

[SteveSteves11]

william hung????

[Samus11ful]

3,429 Dislikes? Only 1,000 likes? I guess there are more noobs than actual players on youtube.

[minituregamer]

@Samus11ful no its just this is a shit attempt to parody the best thing on youtube! :P

[killinrokr]

@Samus11ful isnt that obvious? the famas and ak7 are on everyones top killed with list

[hustla509]

An Emotion Sensor you say?

[Hevy477]

MOAR OF THESE :3

[Hevy477]

3,422 People where killed by the guy with all those Claymores and claymores and claymores and claymores.....

[XxEternalDamnationxX]

3421 people fucked these guy's mom in the ass then shoved their big guns down their throat.

[zeus018]

FUCK U

[Gamer4074]

At least they fixed your mom

[HCDHR]

3416 people use the ak74u

[MousePADDING]

When he said motion sensor. I heard emotion sensor.

[noodlesskibs]

3413 people have too many CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

[noodlesskibs]

3412 people have too many CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

[MartinSaurMusic]

i wonder if it was as embarrassing for him to record as it was for me to watch

[MrElirali]

1.071 faggots wil be executed of treason to humanity

[KevinSmyth1985]

1,071 should be shamed for liking this video

[conyo985]

Haha! This is a fail parody. If you made an explosion with 100 claymores then it could have been close.

[Mrmcroller]

3367 chineese people got pissed of when he said "eat the dog".

[1996Tyguy]

@Mrmcroller that's koreans -.-

[Ryannpwns]

@Mrmcroller The video wasnt even funny tho. and u cant even put a grip and rapid fire on the ak74

[Mrmcroller]

@Ryannpwns i find it a little funneh and what the vid says is true, except if you cant use grip and have rapid fire then perhaps thats some new update.

[WesPoint55]

@Mrmcroller Um, you spelled chinese wrong.

[Mrmcroller]

@WesPoint55 kk i dont care how i write on the internet , only on essays , so gtfo grammar nazi.

[az093784]

@Mrmcroller its koreans that eat dogs stoopid, and im not pissed

[Mrmcroller]

@az093784 dude its a joke, the fact that your reactingt to me comment means you need to chill.

[iKickDog]

He should say next time play modern warfare 3....i think...(DONT JUDGE ME)

btw , i think he watches gay porn.

[YumAdobo]

Fuckin retard get off machinima

[scotto132]

This is fucking stupid.

[DisturbedDrake]

Gay FOB stfu

[rcox100]

The shit they let on their channel now days...

[rcox100]

They shit they let on their channel now days...

[INTYfromDQ]

Oh you unfunny mother f*bird sqwawk*er.

[HaterzGetCapped24]

worst vid ive seen in a long time, what a goon

[WeBoutGamin]

lol I dont give a damn this shit was so corny it was funny!.... get updates about when i walk to dinner and eat the dog lmao

[YourFamilySays]

And a comment

[stanstankov2]

if this is your parody of epicmealtime then u completely missed the point of the show! EpicMealTime are beasts and masculine as hell, your show is about being a pussy, making yourself looking feminine as hell! I THUMBED DOWN!!!

[JSasRays]

@stanstankov2 hence the word parody dumbass

[MManShowUkTv]

@stanstankov2 you just contradicted yourself, a 'parody' is a joke. so he is playing on the irony of ghost campers compared to the masclunity of EMT

#scumbag

[superkilla4444]

@stanstankov2 no epicmealtime r dumbasses that want a heart attack

[SmalltimeTiger]

@stanstankov2 You know this, what your are saying, is what he wants..

[swordimpulse07]

AN EMOTION SENSOR

AN EMOTION SENSOR

AN EMOTION SENSOR

AN EMOTION SENSOR

[heyitsjakers1]

@stanstankov2 And yet you're saying this to the third most subscribed person on youtube...

[stanstankov2]

@heyitsjakers1 too bad i dont care about none of that shit, get over it. I use youtube to watch videos and to subscribe to people so i can watch their videos. Getting suscribers is for someone who actually cares. I posted my comment to express my opinion, i didn't have an intention to get thumbs up or subscriptions. Youdont have to believe me, i dont give a damn.

[jweezee100]

@stanstankov2 even though u dont care i still have to thumbs up u for that :P

[gtrain2005]

@stanstankov2

Ummm....that's why it's a parody. It's not supposed to be exactly the same thing.

Looks like YOU missed the point, bucko.

[getsniped8]

what is this

[KingKoopa786]

This is probably going to get more dislikes than that Rebecca Black bitch.