Ellen Feiss Makes Me Hot

[StarsManny]

She'd look better if:

1) She didn't have a long horsey face

2) Her eyes weren't half-closed all the time

3) Her facial expressions weren't always saying "what?....I mean....you know?....I mean.....it's so....I mean....how?.....like.....that­'s super uncool.......like....don't even ask OK?...."

[samisyosam]

Dude, that chick was 14 years old. The hell is wrong with you people?

[SoupSquadNG]

I'd tap her... But fuck Macs.

[RalphCQ]

She's ugly...

[EpikHater]

In this video she was 14... gross.

[udi112]

i really dosent know about ellen feiss obessession but this guy has a little chance of becoming a singer

[kkchance]

satlker

[pathammond]

Daycent

[DemonAMVs]

Macs, using drugged up teens to justify there astronomical price tag since 1986.

[malachibutler]

LOL OMG Creep much there zoltran. Wonder how bad his hand hurt after masturbating to this too much?

[Christobanistan]

She is gorgeous.

[RaygunShaun]

She was fourteen in this commercial, shit.

[BionikTuning]

what the fuck would make you want to take time out of your day to make this shit? uhmmm...I think stalking laws apply to most states. let it go man....Let Ellen go...I know it hurts mr. David-Chapman.

[Bluebott1]

it's funny because PC's are the superior CPU

[DVDluvr123]

“Something in her pants makes me want to use a Mac.”

[a53mp]

LOL beep beep beep beep beep beep at the ending

[UnsoundAncient]

I wonder what college she goes to, seeing as though im her age it be cool to get to know her

[tgd02]

Since this was back from 2008, i wonder if loverboy here still feels the same way or moved on to uh erm, kim kardashian? (i guess)

[Krojbbr]

@tgd02 Kim Kardasian? I guess Serena Gomez...

[Daniel55556]

Somthin in her tells me she is a Mac dressed up like a whore I'm sorry I've seen beter.

[LyeLye]

cant believe someone made a song about her lol. X.x

[samauripizzacats101]

She's pathetic

[Scyfo]

oh yeah beebee sho hawt :)

[Magnasumi]

forchrisake dude- she was 14 when she did the commercial...

[boxerpowered]

I would f*ck her.

[66iguana]

Hilarious!!! But God she's hot!

[ghabrestoon]

"then I herd her voice: beep beep beep beep beep beep!!!" LMAO!

awesome edit!

[llamapi3]

Ellen Feiss, along with every mac user, is a raunchy chunk of rotting vagina which just had sex with Hitler in a Mosque.

[heythereitsmehans]

Is this joke ?

[TheEvilJura]

I WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH HER!11

[nataliella1]

she's 14 you pedobears.....

[kiatasbihgou]

@nataliella1 she MIGHT have been 14. Probably older. And that was 8 years ago.

[mewrox99]

@nataliella1

she's like 20 now

[omgitsmikegravel]

It freaks ME out, dude!

[iHateToRegister]

Ellen ♥

[Esoparagon]

She is pretty hot though.

[666crackhure666]

holy fuck, there sure are scary people on the interwebz

[MrRayAx]

That is the best I have ever seen!!! Dude it is great! She is hot.

[princejohnneyfan]

people, u all are such fucktards. she's pretty, stop hating

[Banana2077]

Just awesome song and edit!

Love it xD

[WHATTHEANTHONY14]

1:16 she looks like shes going to vomiting.

[CaldaroneRyan]

"Then I heard her voice" -- bleep bleep bleep bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep­bleep ...

I love who ever edited this.

[llamapi3]

She has swollen jowls, obviously slamming too much cock.

[worstcase1076]

what's so hot in her? stupid face and the eyes of a drug-addicted person

[beelze18]

@worstcase1076 Thats whats hot.

[undeadelite]

i wouldnt buy a mac even if she gives me a blowjob

[iBoy2G]

@undeadelite Your smart, save your money for some professional help, you need it.

[undeadelite]

@iBoy2G tx man, many people say im smart i dont need a mac fanboy to confirm it to me

[iBoy2G]

@undeadelite If I buy you a Mac will you use it?

[undeadelite]

@iBoy2G i u buy me a mac, i would probably sell it..

[iBoy2G]

@undeadelite You make me sick.

[stargroove4]

@iBoy2G

I would, as a paper weight.

[iBoy2G]

@stargroove4 You'd use a Mac as a paperweight? What a waste! Your brain would make a perfect paperweight! Use that instead, it's surely not being used for any other purpose!

[stargroove4]

@iBoy2G

I thought that was about the lamest comment I've ever come across...

then I see your name is iboy2G.

I've got 20 years with mac experience, little one.

So go troll your fagboy mac shit elsewhere.

And come up with a retort that's not on the level of a 10 year old.

[iBoy2G]

@stargroove4 Might I suggest you buy a Mac?

[n1trane]

good video!

[DVDluvr123]

I dated Ellen Feis once in high school and had a night of crazy kinky sex with her. But she was totally stoned at the time and forgot that night. Go ahead and ask her about it, she won't remember a thing.

[shmuel6]

ahahahaahahahahahah whahahaahahhaahahahahahahaahhh­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

too funny

[lysandergray]

wat

[Zarikus]

nice job

[IcelandPride]

Great song, for a great girl We all miss Ellen...

[marcusjoker21]

...what do you mean miss her?

[discoptimusprime]

She's hideous now.

[Larodable]

love the song, love the girl

[MM2forever]

Jailbait ^^

[deepchess11]

what a nice song :) what its name?

i wanna buy it

[Mordred555]

This is really creepy, especially considering she was 14 at the time of this commercial...

[LTmattYT]

bullshit, you know you would if you had the chance

[Mordred555]

No... I'm not really into that pedo stuff...

[LTmattYT]

14 isnt pedo

[Mordred555]

It is legally.

[LTmattYT]

love cannot be constricted by arbitrary restrictions of law

[Mordred555]

Okay buddy, whatever you say...

[tcadroas]

@Mordred555 I'd hit it.

[MM2forever]

not if its done by someone at the same age i think ;)

[PrometheusSD7]

This is fucking creepy as shit.

[daigura1997]

she's totally drugged

[ItalianoConfuso]

she was taking some time of medication with a visible sedative effect.

[chilapa90]

wtf?  shes not pretty nor hot

-_-"

[AshenGarden]

This is either a joke or a felony waiting to happen.

Sadly I can't tell which. :(

[cardigraph]

sadly you're an idiot :(

[JonathanHEALY]

@AshenGarden well shes probably legal now

[Hornyflipper]

@AshenGarden or both. Felonies make great jokes

[shavedchimpanzee]

brb fbi...

[Fluffyfier]

This is creepy.

[mirak242000]

when i see her eyes i feel like f000 her in the ass

[elmarcoco]

Who the fuck is Ellen Feiss?

[nikkormac]

never mind. She's glad you don't know.

[elmarcoco]

so nobody then

[nikkormac]

there you go.  :)

[maduraelknockout]

"Something in her eyes makes me want to use a mac too. "

Lol somethin in her eyes makes wanna smoke some weed.

[Manlev90]

I wanner Get SOOOO HIGH!

[TheCultivatedMind]

LOL that was great

[edwardrendon]

hahahaha that was funny man nice job

[eSKape1994]

lol xD

this is too funny :D (the video and the comments under me ;) )

[iPodGenious]

WTF, why must Apple put white screens behind them... raciest

[PingPong85]

haha... learn how to spell, then get back to us...

[iPodGenious]

First off nice sarcasm... i know how to spell dumb shit, second off its the internet even if i didn't know how to spell i don't need to spell correctly... if i said ur instead of your i think most people would understand... lastly i spelled nothing wrong in my sentence...

[PingPong85]

You are the problem with this world...

Oh and it's RACIST not RACIEST

[iPodGenious]

Yes i am the problem with this world.... no YOU are, going around flaming random people oh i spelled one word wrong OH NO

[zeejustin6]

@iPodGenious

raciest?

[PrincessYue80172009]

It's a white screen? Everybody uses white screens for stuff like this... it's a bright colour. It's set by default. :P They're not being racist.

[iPodGenious]

ik i was just jokeing lol

[PrincessYue80172009]

Ah oki xD

[polkmana]

HEY GUYES WUTS GOIN ON LOL

[Krakko44]

NOT MUCH U

[PancakeRecipes]

why's it gotta be white though?

[thomashome05]

Because there a computer company and they need to have a clean image. Apple used to put stuff on black to show it was Professional.

[10trev10]

POSTING IN EPIC REPLY SPAM

[maduraelknockout]

hai mengs

[FelisCatusLover]

Idiot, are you gonna flame YouTube for making the background of this page white too? Would you prefer it be black? And the text be black as well?

[yamioni666]

i would hit that from behind for hours on end

[CaStiLzOr]

her eyes are cute... and she kinda looks sleepy too :)

[avastyelandlubber]

I would definitely stick it in that stoner Mac chick.

[dantheman1507]

wanker!

[crashuniverse]

very funny :P

[lordmatthewjones]

Well done. Something in her eyes makes me want to use a mac too.

[Fraaip]

hahaha fucking amazing :D I love her too ha

[Greefus]

♥

[RaeOtaku]

I need some new words.

Old standards like 'disturbed' and 'freaked out' just aren't cutting it anymore...

[OjohYou]

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[FenrirOmega13]

Ellen You are so beautiful. We would be happy together, just think of it.

Come find me Ellen. Come find me....

D

[exedice]

:)

xD

:D

;D

Roflmao!

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

jesus..... this goes on for 3 more minutes....

[Jbomb8]

haha So Jokes Props Captain

[UdgeRainbow]

Wow, this "vid" is so good! Grats!! You really put hours one that one! You deserve to be loved!

[cycrosism]

then i heard her voice "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"

LMFAO!!

[RainbowTammy]

Funny song and awesome editing. Too bad she was 14 when she did this so it's kind of creepy xD

[eNikoltsios]

Great Video!!! just don't tell me that you wrote the whole song...

Keep rocking my friend!

[JCM4414]

The Doc didn't write this, he just made the music video...

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[eNikoltsios]

Thnx for the info...

[appler95]

lol

[DoctorMacenstein]

Sorry Sugar, You're not the first.

-The Doc

[SugarJMuayThai]

Well I guess I'll be the first to say how unbelievably pathetic your life is.