Doogie Horner, 30 ~ America's Got Talent 2010 auditions NY Day1

[nightwolf174]

thats how you know he's good he keeps a good character and didnt just quit mid-way trough

[jukar1396]

si supiera loq diciera me dijera que verga :S pero no lo entiendo mi ingles s pobre ponganle suptitulos xDD

[kareebujungala]

I believe that he got the crowd to boo him on purpose so he could do his.....uh..."fit" act? because it made me laugh when the jokes really sucked.

[Carb0nBlue]

from straight booing to standing ovation that's some macgyver shit

[kizumura]

The audiences are always rude! Why boo? I don't understand! If you don't like him could u please just keep that in mind? If somebody did that to you how do u think u gonna feel?

[Reshondala]

Eugh fucking americans.

[lovegun9318]

i love this guy so much. i thought he was great even with the heckling.

[S0ckpupp3t5]

the only problem with comedy is that you have to have an open mind. normally you'd be offended if somebody said some of the stuff he did. but you have to let that go. its comedy for fuck's sake. if you get offended your being dumb cuz it's not like he really ment anything he said.

[Domisake]

FUCK YOU PIERS !!!

[amitd1986]

k i don't get the eagle joke lol...anyone??

[CaptainCartoonMan]

@amitd1986 He wants to have sex with eagles.

[amishigan]

why are people so rude... he could've been really funny, but no one gave him a chance...

[koollannainc]

i just want to fuck eagles

[FOXXESRCUTE234]

IKR!!!!!!!!! he barely even started

[muzikofraek]

FUCK AMERICAS GOT TALENT THEY COPIED THE THEME TO BoA !!!

[NicksDominoez]

Dislikers, I'm not wild about you either.

[colonelchocolat]

THe guy just won a bet he made with his friend the night before...

[heatbucspies55]

Too bad Bill Burr wasn't in that situation.

[aegiswat]

less funny zach galifinakis

[DragonMester112]

Girl screams. YOU SUCK!!!

[TheAnchiWoohoo]

PIERS IS SUCH A DICKHEAD

[Exomos]

Americans are quick to judge. Just look at what they think of Middle Easterners.

[GrantLelandDavis]

‎"My friend asked me, he said 'if you could be any animal, what animal would you choose to be, and I said '...an Eagle,' he said 'Why? So you could fly' and I said 'No! So I could finally have sex with eagles!"

- The unbelievably hilarious, Doogie Horner

[st4rsboy]

i wish i could understand all that he said, so curious :(

[DoubleMePlz]

FUCK YOU AMERICANS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!!!!

[dave1231239]

i think the first joke was a little bit ...you know.....

[pinkpurplelover]

they didn't even gave him a chance! WELLL HE'S GOING 2 NEXT ROUND OF AMERICAN GOT TALENT WHERE R U GOING????? HOME?!?!?!

[ahmadi727]

You are terrible people ! whats the matter with you ! Hahahahahahahah xD I like him

[ameeer3]

He is the most not funny guy I ever seen , he deosn't even want to make a joke

and all people who liked this I have to agree with pierse: It is not funny

and you are not funny

[lvivboi]

Piers Morgan's such a dick. 

[KivorkKidanian]

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[zZLeGiTxSpItZz]

he turned a tough crowd to a easy going croud

[anwiwa]

wat een lul joh

[QueenofthePuppies]

Sorry if I sound dumb, but I don't get the eagle joke.

[MrKnobDoor]

@QueenofthePuppies

It means he wishes he could have sex with eagles, but it wouldn't be right unless he was an eagle

[QueenofthePuppies]

@MrKnobDoor Oh okay I get it now :)

[axium403]

at school there was an activity where i had to teach like 3 other students

i kept stuttering and they were booing me and i felt humiliated. now I wonder how Doogie felt up there on stage.

[42rocketgirl]

the crowd was really stupid to boo him..

[nevin12344]

I was smiling thru the whole video :)

[jaydubaic21]

This crowd was awful, and Piers knows dick about comedy...

[jaydubaic21]

He's a great guy, too. I know him a lil bit...

[ddrboy54]

WTF howie even touched his hand.

[Chik3nS0up]

Up till this point, I think he's the funniest comedian ever put on this show.

[Eyoto1996]

i laughed at the audience

[heatbucspies55]

I'm unbelievably famous hahaha.

[popaulin]

crowd is like porks

[heatbucspies55]

I think the America's got talent audience is too dumb to appreciate most comedians haha.

[jackoffcatchers]

@heatbucspies55 agreed they are terrible



[stevofan1]

this audience is like lions. they bite before they see whats before them

[TRSnsn1114]

hes funny!!!

piers was born WITHOUT a sense of humor

he wouldnt know humor if it hit him in the face.

he might know it if I hit him in the face :D

[chrissayshello123]

lol 0:10  buzz in background

[Sexy09361]

LADY: YOU SUK!!!!

DOOGIE: HEY LADY IM NOT WILD ABOUT YOU EITHER! lol totally hilarious!!

[Sexy09361]

LADY: YOU SWUK!!!!

DOOGIE: HEY LADY IM NOT WILD ABOUT YOU EITHER! lol totally hilarious!!

[Cra5hnatural]

He really should start with a racist joke.... guess it would work better than that....WUT?! Am just kiddin...

[tech4156]

wow more booing than appollo

[SeeMePlay13]

Id liked to be an eagle to have sex with eagles omg great one !

[Stunnedstudios]

You just cant start booing after the first word, mean audience

[kokoasuity]

that one weird audience!

[SolarEyez]

lol at the eagle joke XD!!!!!

[farvin111]

The eagle joke was legitimately funny xDDDD

[halokilla131]

JUSTIN BIEBER?

[animaniac126]

He's funny tho!

[RealGenius97]

He reminds me of Amir from College Humor. He kinda looks like him

[mumbojumbo766]

give him his due he had a go back but his jokes were crap 

[karvas1234]

pierce: (buzz)

doogie: oh shit

[boroboro14]

Eagle joke! - HILARIOUS!

[Chutneyoxo]

Lol.......

hahaahaa .:)

[itsjustommy]

LOL why is Pierce Morgan on this panel? Judges are supposed to understand talent, and comedy is one of the biggest categories. He doesn't "get" almost anything.

And saying stand-up comedy isn't that hard? lol how would he know? Judges aren't supposed to talk like that. The more I watch this show, the less qualified Pierce seems as a judge. What's his talent? To be the one British judge?

[reiben222]

whats the song after they voted him through?

[Libx920]

@reiben222 gonna fly now

[reiben222]

@Libx920 Thank you

[Libx920]

@reiben222 anytime

[solotrumpeter94]

doogie, come back to Americas got talent! it's just not the same anymore.

[TheNewOnez]

clappin and booeing

[nightshadow575]

WHATS GOING ON WITH YOUR FACIAL HAIR!? lol lol lol lol XD

[MrKryptonite1000]

i hate that english guy for pressing the button!!

[BlissInTheAbyss]

Americas got talent is unfair to comdeians

[SweettieeGirl]

you dont liked it? that's fine! : your brain-dead lol xD

[arkeljankushova]

Nick told you doogi horner , you can go home now

[ThatOneDude822]

His insults were funnier than his jokes XD

[ferinate101]

I actually really like his jokes

[AshlynnLovesJesus]

"LAdy i'm not wild about you either."

LOL, Priceless!! He's amazing!

[sbabe325]

@AshlynnLovesJesus What did the woman yell?

[pop9099]

@sbabe325 i think its "Howie!" idk but i think that what she said.

[omgitsthatdude32]

doogie horner is my new idol

[ajaytulachan]

he was really funny

[AiirJordan704]

Doogie Horner is such a boss.

[berkiarpad]

no



[meerkat7]

He really made me laugh, shame on the audience for not even giving him a chance!

[ellabridgie]

they didn't even give him a chance, just for that i was on his side from the beginning, i think he is great x

[rorekel]

reminds me of bill hicks crossed with an elleven year old :D

[popmusicnick]

Piers Morgan proving once again he's a pointless asshole. Siding with the audience for popularity (the aim of his entire TV career) not realising most of them were cheering for Doogie by the end. 'You are terrible people'. Piers Morgan being the worst.

Btw Doogie was amazing. <3

[opperz85]

Lady I'm not wild about you either!! Love It!!!

[JusHere2PostComments]

hahahahahaha i cant stop laughing. this dude is seriously funny ! x D

what a bunch of stuck up bastards the crowd is. HE HILARIOUS ! X D

[istheactorhappy]

Doogie is the man, and every person in the crowd can suck it.

[ItstheWaveTV]

From someone who does stand up, I give ALL the credit in the world to that guy. That audience was absolutely terrible and didn't even let him fucking speak. As for the prick judge on the left, I would love to him him do what he does, because comedians do have one of the hardest jobs in the world. Great job, Doogie.

[thegreatestg]

damn, American audiences are terrible, just shut the fuck up, I can't hear anything

[iwillalwaysdream96]

.....Why are people booing him? He's funny!

[TeamCanadiens]

My bus ticket is for later in the afternoon, I actually can't go home now

[1boringkid]

i thought he was pretty funny!

[GageMeehan]

zach galifianakis's son.

[0wn4g3M4st3r]

if he cut his hair a bit, he could be Gordon Freeman :O

[ROBBINRAMS]

/watch?v=uhNPTbbINxs

[cosg9531]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking, very relaxed. And the egg says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question." (That's a good joke, Mr. Comedy Guy. Do some material like that).

[LostTheTrain]

god he looks so much like charlie day with a beard, except a bit more awkward

[Kralicecik]

one if the best, i luv him

[MetallicAddict15]

That audience was either on crack or just plain retarded.

[kataankoryu]

Cheering for voice loss. lol

[musiclover011298]

Doogie is such an insperation cause he doesnt give up. After all those "BOOs" and " YOU SUCK" and the X he still kept going while most people would give up on just 1 X. DOOGIE,YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!

[s0ulfire]

His style is akin to Seth Rogens

[saimadhusudanan]

he is one guy who is a real inspiration to millions of ppl..........

[zahinster]

nicest guy EVER

[maxapotamus]

I thought Doogie was funny, but what I find even funnier is that Piers Morgan believes he has a valid opion. What a douche.

[tch221]

i saw it several times, still funny

[FrejaStewart]

God I would be irritated if I were him

[Kitten2642]

I thought the 1st joke was funny. The 2nd joke I was a little lost. 3rd...wtf? An then the people like being insulted which made me lol.

[sebaschan23]

I LOVE awkward comedy. Zack Galifiniakis, Micheal Cera, these are real comedians. Really funny, really original, this guy had balls. His material was great, and the way he turned the whole crowds opinion around was great. Really ballsy.

[Faiisan]

I actually thought he was quite funny. :D

[bestbenny]

audience assumed judges would hate him, so they boo, then judges (xcept pierce) say he's good, so they cheer. What a bunch of fucking sheep who just let the judges choose their opinions.

[DracoJackson]

poor man



[MattTheGreat2008]

What a way to turn around an entire audience. on another howies smirk he has all the time just cracks me up. He just has it!

[NuclearCha0s]

Pierce is stupid.

[jcvidss]

lol this guy reminds me of the fatass from Hangover

[TheWabbit131]

@jcvidss ikr!!!!!!

[MeteorMash101]

some people were clapping...LOL

[blehu]

what's wrong with that audience ?

[bl4ck0p]

Clever, he obviously engineered that whole scenario by starting out with crap jokes so he could put down the hecklers.

[KiwiDillan23]

I WANT A LIST OF ALL YOU NAMES!

[SurvivorMurk]

Theres one thing that this man did, & that was not giving up. He was put down, booed & yelled at, cuz he started out shitty. But he didnt give up his act. He kept going till he got the audience on his side! Thats determination & it shows that you shouldnt give up your dreams!

...because it sure as hell made me laugh!

[RetiredYet]

Hilarious , I MuSt see MoRe :D

[Sl1z3r]

Stupid  crowd -.- mooing all the time while great audition -.-

[joey71]

i so love this guy, so funny, even withot saying anything:D

[20blake12]

that is a ugly shirt.... lol

[6barbiegirl]

this guy kinda sucks....

[Waahntoon]

He reminds me of Alan in the hangover

[PureWay4]

i think they perviously asked the crowds to "booo" at him so he can do his comedy show! americans are good at acting shows! see WWF if u wanna know what am talking about

[ZeldaAndIkeLove]

did anyone else hear that when Doogie said standup comedy the buzzer went off

[jakeisarake]

moooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooooo!

[DjMytza1]

He's great

[Mimihops08]

He isnt funny i agree with pierce he isnt funny.

[KaptKan1]

@Mimihops08 Well, you know your opinion is wrong when you agree with Piers Morgan on something...

[DillPickleSwimmer]

I like how he conpletely improvised to get the crowd to stop booing but that was the funniest part!

[XxCamboRamboxX]

love da last name!!!!!

[Jayoung1000]

That crowd was a piece of crap, they didn't even give the guy a chance!

[KaptKan1]

Doogie is the funniest stand-up comic in the US today. Check out his other Youtube videos and catch him live if you can.

[Mimihops08]

@KaptKan1 he is not funny what so ever.

[TRRProductions09]

These jokes...are positively PUNishing.

[dellekaj]

I loved that guy :D

[artifexmediawa]

I kinda get the impression that this is general WoW lingo??? Maybe I am wrong...

[kamay81]

LOL The crowd is bipolar.

[pimpchman123]

you can tell piers is trying his best not to laugh only because he already x'ed the poor guy. i personally though it was funny isulting the whole audience

[TheJean1207]

hahahahahahahaha at 3:25 nick looks like nazi xD

[TheJean1207]

@TheJean1207 sorry i mean 3:24 to 3:26

[AlanDuncan2]

everyone in the crowed sucks and piers didnt know what he was talking about the guy didnt get to show his act so how is he not funny

[doremifasolatidomati]

piers suck~stupid judge ever

[Mimihops08]

@doremifasolatidomati piers is the only normal judge i agree with him he isnt funny piers is the only one who tells the truth. probably because he is european.

[kaimegyvenu]

he's hot

[GiefGoldPlx]

What the hell is wrong with american audiences? British or aussie audiences would have loved him!

[rammsteinfofo]

like hassan nassar allah

[Dubonjierugi]

Best. Name. Ever.

[insideman92]

he tamed that fucking audience like a boss

[failguitarlol]

i laughed my fucking ass off, his jokes rule

[OmerBhattiLoyals]

awehh, i like him but i don'ttt? he creeps me out but I love him? he's like Russell Brandd?

[emopanda87]

I HEART THIS GUY

[Cozza123456789101112]

doogie horner, i think he could become a comedian just for his name

[RetiredYet]

@Cozza123456789101112 i read his name as Doogie Howser at 1st lol

[thecolourblue100]

the thing that kinda pissed me off was that everyone started booing the second he said he was a Comedian...I also think Piers eventually found him funny but he didn't want to admit that he made a mistake which would prove that he's narrow minded and judgmental (which is true).

[DarthSprinkles]

Piers is an idiot...he said they booed the guy cause he wasn't funny, but they all started booing as soon as he said he was a comedian. I know this is old but injustice like that pisses me off.