Hilarious new clip from Bill Maher's Religulous

[miarawks]

lmao omg lol hahaha

[C0mm0nS3ns3]

this isnt new this is old...

[Vaeviktis]

This man Maher is interviewing, looks completely fucking stoned.

[gadgaurd]

Hahaha,that was an asshole move Bill :)

[TheDestroyerOfMind]

hahahahahahaha...cool:D

[timewilltell7]

there is no god and its a dangerous word to fuck around with

and for anyone to talk of divine bloodline is pure evil and nazism and casteism

the irony is they're both two sides of the same coin

see Rabbi Wootons Nazism is an Imitation of Judaism - what a disgrace to the human race - what an ancient and disgusting concept to seize your hands on and turn into a cattle creating blood sucking business

judaism islam and christianity have raped this world with their patriarchies

burn

[ImDaBaron]

Bobby He's the Devil :)

[thaguttamane]

religions are for WEAK people!!!

[Mirandasiwillja]

love that guy

[sushisuprise1234]

this is a horrible movie. he is for sure going to hell

[iliamark]

@sushisuprise1234 xD

[p6a9u1l42]

@sushisuprise1234 hahha i love that answer.. hes going to hell could you be any more afraid of your religion to think that if u do anything against god that you will burn forever get over yourself

[explizidace]

@sushisuprise1234

Oh, fuck you.

[AS1ANAM3R1CAN]

@sushisuprise1234 so are you

[zeldazoo22]

@sushisuprise1234 haha you idiot. u just are afraid of doing something wrong. do wat u love! ur a free human being! im asking u with the highest of genuineness

[ThePsychoReturns]

Made off pretty smooth with that guy's weed.

[xanderkhaan]

lol he made fun of muslims christians and ex jews but nooooooooo jews who support isreal why because hes a zionist  jew whatch when anyone issults isreal

[loveiseverythingx2]

so fucking funny lmao..

[kaneweb]

Thomas Paine is dead.

And to argue with a man who embraces religion is equally as ludicrous.

[magicdogfighterV2]

"To argue with a man who has renounced reason is like giving medicine to the dead."

Thomas Paine

[tr6tpdwn]

Trying to argue the supernatural with

a closed mind is like

a fly banging his head on glass.

With his eye, he cant see the door has been opened.

[totaljett]

@magicdogfighterV2 Now that is a sweet line that explains it so well.

[beanerforlife04]

@magicdogfighterV2 haha i love this quote

[MrMcPeachy]

@magicdogfighterV2 go jack off to tommy paine and squish you needle dick between the pages in your bible fuck-wit

[Tom6093]

@magicdogfighterV2 Is it reasonable to completely rule out a God due to probability of non existence without evidence ? Usually it's religion that is rediculous but not God. God is not religion, God is not about customs andcutting things out of diet, or not going to a doctor due to religion or what clothes to wear or a bible or any of that. Humanity makes up religion to interprate how they feel God is or should be. Yes it's primitive, but also ruling out God without evidence is wrong also.

[ldreiiyeiistk]

@Tom6093 We can't even call the higher power, God, as it could be a God, Goddess, a mix, non-gender, non-physical, non-communicable, or none of the previously written.

[Tom6093]

@ldreiiyeiistk Thats just it !!! People try to interprate God as male, female , or whatever. Jesus was God when he walked on earth, yet, there is nothing to go on whenwe have no proof God exists. A bible for Born again Christians is the Word of God, and dam anyone who uses reason and logic to show the bible has flaws, and doesn't add up ? Does that erase my belief in God ? NO !!!! It just proves the bible is not anymore accurate then somebodys word that the bible is Gods truth. I

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 according to your post, wouldnt it also be wrong to assume there is a god without a shred of evidence? isnt it more logical to dismiss the theory of god entirely? considering that it is insanely improbable that a god exsists is enough reason to doubt his/her/its exsistance.

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 No !!! Because whether you like it enouph probability is also a weak argument. And for people like me , who's lifes have been transformed because of God. Probability doesn't hold up. Science moves closer on evolution and even I agree with evolution, But in a universe so big and vast. You shouldn't rule any theory out just because it doesn't agree with what your world mainstream says. If that were the case, I would have jumped on to the athiest band wagon and wouldn't care

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 your life was transformed by a book someone wrote about a guy who died, over 70 years before the book was ever written. you cant say you believe in god and evolution. it doesnt work that way. you cant combine god and science. its like putting a christian and a muslim in the same catagory. it doesnt work like that.

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Zero. Lol. I am not born again, Evangelistic, or a bible believer. STOP ASSUMING THAT I'M A CHRISTIAN. We both know the bible is not a true account of God. And why can't you combine God and science ? Who wrote that rule Oohhh. wait !!! Because the BIBLE say the earth is only 6000 years old ? That God created earth first and then the heavens ? Thats the bible.....It's not God.

Science will prove alot. It will answer alot of questions. Athiests will always take science

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Athiests will always choose the scientific approach over everything creation. But what seperates creation and evolution ? Zero Evidence of God ? Cmon Zero. The Zero evidence is a cop out. Your mind needs to break out of your little reality box and see the broader picture. Reality is only a small little speck of whats true. Your little feeble athiest mind will never break beyond the Physical evidence because your part of a group of athiestic computers who only compute scienc

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 But see, I'd be lying to myself and my cause and belief. I'd rather stay true to myself then just go with what seems .......acceptable in todays society. I'd be fake. Not cool. And that shred of evidence ? Look at ......a real Christian. Not the Wife Swap lady or that llady in the coffee shop yelling at everyone. Look and see the confidence and the way a true Christian carrys himself/herself. We are not all crazy, we enjoy life just like you, and the only difference God

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 but see your confidence is based on 0 evidence. confidence based on nothing is not evidence. someones personal beliefs are not proof of anything. there is 0, absolutely positively 0 proof there is a god. just some stuff some guys wrote in a book 2000+ years ago in a language most people dont know.

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Tell that to the blind man that now sees because of his faith. Tell that to every drug addict and Booze addict that kicked their habbits with no withdrawl due to their faith and Gods help. Tell that to me who had been an alcohalic for 13 years and found faith in God and that addiction was all of a sudden gone. God is very real, His believers are his proof , but they aren't good enouph for you.

Zero, Follow the world and only go by physical evidence., and Giv Satan y Soul.

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 find me a single case of any of the described incidents and ill find you a logical reason behind them

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 My case !!!! I drank for 13 years of my life, gave my life to the Lord and with no withdrawl quit amediately. 

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 your case cannot count in an argument your making. you should ask the lord how to spell. what the hell is amediately?

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Okay, I suck at spelling , " ASAP" There !!!!, are u happy ? And ofcoarse I can use my case.

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 you cant use your case as evidence in something. you need to come up with evidence from an outside source. that would be like a science professor saying "there are little green men on mars, i know, i saw one" and him expecting everyone to believe him based entirely on that statement.

[arcooke]

@zeroflat24 You're arguing with a brick wall. Tom obviously has a strong emotional attachment to his beliefs. No matter how much rationality you throw at him, he's not going to listen. Just your typical closed-minded christian.. move along.

[Tom6093]

@arcooke Your asking me to change my mind on God because you feel that God is a fairytale and your argument is thats not rational. Hmm, " There is no God due to lack of evidence" "God in your hearts and changing your lifes is not evidence.

Revelations talks of the downfall of faith and religion, ( Seperation of church and State) Also talks of climate change and action in the Holy land. Hmmmmm

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 the climate changes every few centuries, there has been "action" in the holy land since the crusades. and we have had seperation of church and state for decades. nothing in revelations is a revelation. its just named some shit and it so happen after 2000 years managed to get the events somewhat right (even though it really only got 1 right). its the same story with all "prophets." make shit as vague as possible and your bound to get something right at some point in the future.

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Try every couple thousand years. But those changes weren't do to man. This was earth still changing itself to what it was supposed to be. This earth was made perfectly so life would live in tranquility. But industrys grew, people and pouchers came and started robbing this land for greedy needs, Citys were built, trees knocked down. Heck remember the Gold Rush ? There was tons of it, yet we used alot of it , Gas and oil ? LOL Look what we did to the Gulf !!!!!!

[zeroflat24]

@Tom6093 actually no, the climate changes over the centuries, sometimes decades. miniture ice ages, extended rains/droughts. i dont dispute the fact that the climate is changing. but even if we are melting all of the ice caps, there will be another ice age soon anyhow. and god has nothing to do with any of it.

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 I agree !!!!!

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24  Through Greed and Man always wanting more then what was provided, is the end result of a human made Climate change. Our iceburgs and glaciers are melting at alarming rates, Weather changes . AND THIS IS ALL DUE TO HUMAN GREED !!!!! We were given life and a planet to grow on. But when we decided to say, SCREW GOD, WE HAVE SCIENCE, Look at the reprocautions. Remember, Technology is only a good thing as long as it doesn't mess with nature. And it has

[arcooke]

@Tom6093 "Your asking me to change my mind on God because you feel that God is a fairytale and your argument is thats not rational."

No. Please don't put words in my mouth. I didn't say god is irrational. I said that no matter how much rationality he throws at you, you're not going to listen. Which means, no matter how many VERIFIABLE FACTS he throws at you, you're not going to listen because you've been brainwashed to believe what preachers tell you to. Verifiable being the keyword here.

[beauguthery]

@arcooke finally someone who knows what there talking about! We need more people like you in this world.

[Elhardt]

@arcooke Atheists concerned with VERIFIABLE FACTS? Bill Maher has never involved himself in fields of study that provide verifiable facts about the subject matter. Doctors have interviewed patients who clinically died and left their physical bodies to confirm that they could describe their surroundings. Children have described past lives which can be verified by researching the names, places, and events they mentioned to see if true. People praying to affect bacteria growth etc. Bill=Ignorant

[DerekVids]

@Elhardt Obviously they weren't dead... Just because your heart stops... it doesn't mean your brain dies too. C'mon. It's intense dreaming.

[NowDemolition]

@Elhardt You'll probably find that the majority of children describing past lives are hoax's.

[SeoulSon51]

@Elhardt Bill isn't an Atheist. He openly claims HE DOESN'T KNOW. Which everyone should do. If you can honestly say you know what happens when you die, then you are naive. Because you don't. I don't. Nobody does. He's not ignorant, he's rational.

[IggyIrons]

@SeoulSon51 Atheism and agnosticism are not mutually incompatible. It is a false definition of atheism to claim that it means the absolute denial of a god. You can be an agnostic atheist, which is what I would classify Bill as. The fact that you can't absolutely know does not imply pure 50/50 agnosticism, though. That would be irrational to claim. The two claims aren't equally likely even if the conclusion is unknowable.

"What is asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."

[IggyIrons]

@SeoulSon51 Quote by Christopher Hitchens.

[SeoulSon51]

@IggyIrons I agree. He probably believes there is no God. Which I do as well. But we're not beyond saying there might be otherwise. But it is religion that is asserting without evidence and I dismiss it for that reason. You're right about 50/50 agnosticism. I am agnostic but lean towards atheism, but I have no fucking clue what the truth is. Thanks for the reply!

[Tom6093]

@zeroflat24 Doesn't matter what I tell you, because your simply going to write it off as non Physical evidence and write it off as heresay.

[thewickedfae]

@Tom6093 Because you found something that made you feel good about yourself and focused. It's the same thing that happens to people who go to AA and why they too often quit; some immediately. And some people simply don't experience withdrawal symptoms. My grandfather once quit smoking after 40 years cold turkey; had no withdrawal. Didn't involve him finding god.

[louisuniverse]

@magicdogfighterV2 awesome quote, thanks for sharing it.

[superbrain68]

i don't like candles behind me.

[jrhcp31]

oh look out your heads on fire!

[enkibumbu]

I don't understand the different between imagination and reality. Please explain, using only the sound that a rooster makes.

[gixxer450]

oh look, another joint, haha

[Iswearillpoop]

oh look, a religious asshole they're better than everyone else

[tiggsman]

I literally am better than everyone else I'll have you know ;)

[ROLNIKxPL]

haahahahahahaha

[Kalgarysuck]

@0:39, I find a another joint, LOL!!!!

[dreadmoni]

LMAO!!!! sweet...i want some of that! ;p

[pattka314]

I wish these people stop taking fantasy for reality!!!

[karmaverick]

Dumb.

[ZeProcrastinator]

legalize pot so i can have moments like this!

[frekijsimpson]

LMAO, that was Classic..!!

[Leon612]

this is why all drugs should be outlawed!!

[Eman90]

hey! weed rocks!

[Marxinator]

So people can't sit around and talk?

[rabidchipmunk2641]

no  .

[SaintJohn86]

You are right sir, because they sure do not help, and people never want to hear that

[haleyymarie]

lmao

[Munnchbunnch]

Bill rules.

[soccrchic4]

what do you think when people say it affects your memory,your short term memory...

what do you think when people say it affects your memory,your short term memory...

hahaha go bill

[enemyofgod]

Haha cant get enough of Bill

[tacchini1979]

hilarious!! bill is the man

[Ninjauman558]

"oh look, I found another joint."

lmao

[bachelbel]

that instantly affects the short term memory

[akoanani]

useless,

[MilesB1975]

It's a miracle, god set fire to the other guys hair so Bill would find the missing joint on the shelf.!

Hallay-fuckin-loo-yah!

[DeathLock420]

LMAO I remember see this last night. I was high as a bitch.

[Orikus]

Ha Ha man that was fucking hilarious. LMAO

[AyameKya]

lmao!

[sugarpuddin88]

Religion & Scientology are like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkey's sleep at night

The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child

In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night

[ButteryGoombaZappa]

haha i like how it's Religion and Scientology...

[sillysp8]

epic lol =D

[OhDaesuKG]

HAHAHA that was awesome!

[hayman4548213]

that was weird but not funny.

[downcard11]

god did that to punish him.

[loverich]

mwahahahahahhahaaa :D :D :D

[mcboi92]

haha that was halarous!!