Emo Kid Parkour

[theperrin666]

i want to punch tat blue haired guy in the face so bad right now.

[KINGOFDARKNESS48]

Are You Kidding Me ? 3:22 ??????

[unKnownKripple]

First Person Parkour- Used when even your camera man is too embarassed to film you.

[ParkourCastro]

Parkour Is French for Free running dumb ass...

[XxDubsteppxX]

@ParkourCastro your an idiot my friend, Parkour is NOTHING compared to Free Running, Free running is mainly flips. Parkour is the goal of getting from checkpoint A to checkpoint B the fastest and most efficient way possible.

[ParkourCastro]

@XxDubsteppxX OK...Anyways he has no parkour movements right or anything....

[TheFaceless1000]

eh.... it's even put under "comedy" .... why hate on an unserious vid ...?

[tokageki]

...i jus lost faith in emos evrywere.

ps. dude r u fuking gay. cuz u talk, walk, and figet lik u r.

[TheNextgenparkour]

This is why i hate emo people.... its NOT A SPORT get the fuck out of here and go cut yourself. Just some more idiots trying to ruin parkour/freerunning and give it a bad rep. Fuck off

[7x57mmMauser]

rule #1 don't even attempt parkour until you have readable testosterone levels.

[Aznemochick]

the guy with the blue hair that mostly talked looks like my aunt o___O

[TheMercer47]

Ok... first of all, CONTRACT YOUR LEGS WHEN YOU JUMP. That way, you won't look lame.

Then, your "upper body strenght" sucks. Do climb ups or move while in cat leap. AND LEARN PUSH UPS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Next, please learn roll. You do need it.

You were asked if you have parkour talent, I didn't listen to what you said. But you do not have it.

You can train, but train properly cuz this way, you will fuck up your body very, very soon. No pun intended, man.

[3XpL0SiVe]

this cant be serious...dude if you cant really realize it yourself then ill tell you right now.YOU SUCK....and those so called friend of yours are just playin with you man

[MrManelCasanova]

dude you cant run. you look like a ballet dancer, fuuuuuuu

[MrManelCasanova]

dude you cant run.

[phatphil102008]

begining=badass, rest of the vid.=suck on mah ballz!

[Jakeymo17]

the beginning was badass

then they started talking ...

[jamstamanify]

more freerunning than parkour at the beginning and seriously you cant even be an emo (blue hair, happy, speak like a 7 year old, lipstick) and you cant do parkour either so stop trying to be both I have freinds who are emos who are allright and quite normal just sometimes they have trouble controlling there emotions because of a bad childhood they are very deep people you are actually a faggot not an emo and should fuck off

[openedeyedbeast123]

whats the song at the begining

[mrkiky]

LOLLOLOLOLOL!!! this isn't serious, right?

Here's a better set of rules:

#1: Don't henna color your hair - improves parkour ability with up to 40%

#2: Be attracted to women - or else it will make your moves look like a gay dance.

#3: If you're as unlucky as to have been named Kaylin, change your name to escape the frustration. It will also help with being attracted to women.

Mediocre? seriously that was well below mediocre.A chick could do all that and look more manly.

[immagrant3]

you suck you couldnt even give a deffinition

[moqli12345689]

Hahahahahaha, youre kidding, right?

[3XpL0SiVe]

well hes pretty stupid but the ppl that is more stupid is his friends that dosent tell him that hes a total nerd

[Oculed1]

Was this a joke, or did you really trick a retarded kid into letting you film him doing this rediculous excuse for Parkour?

[TheLittleRedKing]

Well, I'dd say that you're ok, but don't be going out for the parkour olympics or anything. Train, train, and train.

[ThePuttebest]

thats not parkour, and you suck on "trying" do parkour!

be a man.. get muscels,learn parkour and take away that ugly hair color!!!!!! -.-

[CrimsonRGU]

its not a sport...

[jaffaparkour91]

wtf

[Boombeatbob]

Its TimBs not tims TIMBS

Just sayin. Also. My friend and i are gonna post a reply to this. Show your ass up.

[Thordpt]

OH MY GOD!

To the Smurf in the video:

-You run like a girl.

-You jump like an old man.

-You do pushups like a cripple.

-The way you handle pain in your hands from "4 pushups" is typical sensitive kid (you should stick to writing emo-poems)

-And your "parkour" is generally SHIT!

Just to help you a little on your rule #4 or whatever, do your pushups right!

You won't gan upper body strength if you don't go ALL the way DOWN and ALL the way UP again and count that as a ONE pushup Every time!

[poisenarrow5]

hes not a buiginer? then im pro and im 13 and way better then him

[NiishaNoire]

lmao a 10 year old can do parkour better than you

[GZ3ROParkour]

and in reference to ruel #4... you said dont do moves you cant do.... you srsly cant jump a trash can..? i can kong a car lengthwise....

[GZ3ROParkour]

This is a joke, right? i mean, like..... your walking and doing lame parkour... and your upper body strength sucks..... i am assuming that the people who are filming you are just making fun of you....

[auhroy]

this is freerunning not parkour

[sephirothisawsome]

wow most of what that weird kid wasnt even close to parkour. that was just a big pile of fail.

[GodDamnFilms]

Fail.

[gkbaca]

dumb and easy tricks

[gkbaca]

easy dumb stuuf



[ALBERTOVIZARD369]

Die and Die NOW PLEASE