Game Fails: Team Fortress 2 "Soldier was more dangerous standing still"

[yourdemiseishere]

ok stop hatin on f2p if you get hacked you go f2p like i did after 2 years of playing tf2

[alhimal]

Wait can you kill someone with the shotgun taunt?

[TehShinegami]

@alhimal nope. soldiers can kill by tauting with equalizer. but it kills himself too , if he don't have a medic over healing him

[tooichan]

@TehShinegami and a medic can't heal a soldier equipped with the equalizer.

[Cha0sFerret]

I didn't know it was possible to fail that hard...

[shadowl99]

@Cha0sFerret well u now know it is possible

[BossPanzer]

You have to be retarded and/or have 9 years to do something like this.

[MrSparky167]

kkthnxbb!!!!

[FlingleBingle]

Im not the 'fool'.Trading means engaging in the exchange of items,and F2Ps can do that,they just cant offer items in return.They still trade...they just cant give anything.

[Fuddy30]

@FlingleBingle As you said, trading means exchanging items, and if one does not give anything, it is more of a donation..

[FlingleBingle]

@Fuddy30 Ah,I see what you mean now.Please disregard my stupidity.

[Fuddy30]

@FlingleBingle Will do :D

[FlingleBingle]

There's no hat in TF2 that has 'fendora' in it.Also,F2P's can get any hat(except for the obvious ones) by simply trading.

[ReconHunter101]

@FlingleBingle Fool, F2Ps cannot trade.

[sneaksmasher]

the spy was wearing a fendora. so no f2p just a noob

[Arzaker]

wow free to play this and free to plat that

how do you know that spy wasnt a premium player

[Barderoth]

The spy must have been playing with a controller.

[mikekhel001]

ahahaha nice

[BecausePotato]

HAHAHA OH WOW

[xdooslayer]

press 6 repeatedly :)

[DasPablos]

Spy doesn't know how to stop

or

Soldiers taunt applies an effect that confuses spy's and they fall in a pit. ;D

[jarianb15]

Nice backstab.

[HugBot5000]

"fuck my keyboard spazzed out"

or

"u hax"

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

He did a Dragon Shout "Fuh Rah!"

[MultiRoflkopter]

I want to know who was that spy xDDDD

[ninjassaisin2]

I love that the Spy still tries to kill while falling to his inevitable demise.

[nateev14]

wtf is with all this F2P ridicule about, did buying the game give you like super awesome skills? no. does downloading it for free make you a noob? no. people just feel better about themselves when they trash on people who arent as skilled as they.

[WoodenZigzagoon]

The original video was better. :/

[floppykid]

fake

[TheIRWC]

i good hat doesnt make you a good player.......

[IamSorrowHD]

This is why you don't cloak your feet, so you can see where ur going

[vortex594]

yep, this is pretty much a normal tf2 game...

[Idet1000]

@vortex594 For Free-To-Play people.

[Idet1000]

@vortex594 For Free-To-Play people.

[XIIINightmares]

@Idet1000 i guess youre one?

[Idet1000]

@XIIINightmares I'm F2P? Mate, here's my steam: steamcommunity[.]com/id/Wolfcu­t. Look in my Backpack.

[boldbulkhead]

I love how the solider is like "Wait what?"

[thepwningeggnog]

scroll up your missing the video

[younggunsfan]

Free to play Spy right there

[LTChaosLT]

@younggunsfan even free 2 play people don't fail that hard

[Fuddy30]

@younggunsfan No, F2P aren't even THAT bad!

[anyone675]

@younggunsfan yeah that would be funny IF F2P WHERE IN THEN!

[royce536]

@younggunsfan dont dis f2p some f2p r pretty good at this game hahaha but i bet it was when it was just released haahahha 2 f2p

[Wersorpe]

@royce536 Your comment gave me a headache,it takes very minimal effort to use actual words and manipulate them into intelligible sentences please in the future make that effort.

[HoneycombAgent]

spy_paincriticaldeath01.wav

[DaCruHunter]

This makes me lose faith in Spies everywhere

[TheSnappleMan21]

In reverse, it sounds like the Soldier says "AHWU"

[MegaGummyBeary]

That's textbook!

[QBisbest]

Greatest blunder in gaming history.

[SC3PT1L3F4N]

that looks like me playing right there...

[NaziZombiesNinja]

so the game is the fail right?

[benderman24]

@NaziZombiesNinja you....

What have you DONE?!

[GlobstersMessenger]

@NaziZombiesNinja

Nope, at least it's got a higher skill ceiling than run and gun cowadoody.

[Flyingtrollolo]

Spy's knife has a crit aura...

[jedimasterpickle3]

Ok wtf is with the "*puts on sunglasses*" jokes? What is that a reference to and why is everyone doing it?

[CoreMarine]

@jedimasterpickle3 CIA reference, everyone does it because they think it's cool, which in a sense it actually pretty is(when the show does it).

[jedimasterpickle3]

@CoreMarine Thanks for the info. I still think the joke is overused and people should stfu about it.

[Randomboy1232]

@jedimasterpickle3 Or you can stop reading them.

[jedimasterpickle3]

@Randomboy1232 They're kinda hard to skip over....which makes them even more annoying

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Obvious.

*Puts on Sunglasses*

CSI:Miami refrence.

NOPE.AVI

[MrCombineGuy]

How?

[awesomeface1337]

@MrCombineGuy Free players.

[XtheoneandonlyfattyX]

Looks like hes

*puts on sunglasses*

going on quite a trip

[GuninandBladin]

I WAS THAT SPY !!!!! HOW DARE U

[ElekTrikJ0k3r]

Well it looks like he...

Fell off a damn cliff

[Krywulf]

Looks like he

*puts on glasses*

missed his mark

[neogoo123]

WHO YAwait wat?

[Arzaker]

PEKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG­GGGGH



[firebird586]

F2P in a nutshell.

[jbunderwood]

D:

D:

D:

D:D:D:

[KakaPlanet]

"That was the worst backstab attempt, of all time."

"Not my fault, someone put a cliff in my way."

[a0puncfan]

did anyone else see that scouts head explode?

[ElecManX]

@a0puncfan he hit the trigger hurt and the hat he was wearing flew off.

[ihavnovids]

the scout stole his revolver.

[RSKorosiya]

That's just a average normal round for me... Happens all the time

[partyman147]

Hmm, seems like he..

*puts on glasses*

died.

[boogeyman712]

Lmao anyone who gets near that guy is struck by stupidity.

[TheBloodhand97]

ain't that a video from a guy called lasonas03?

[n00b905]

that fail is a spy

[EchoBoomer1987]

This spy could be on this very bridge, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be.........falling off the bridge?

[ajax871]

looks like that spy

*puts on sunglasses*

cant fucking backstab

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheDeamonEater]

Red: U MISSED MOTHA FUCKA

[snakeye1000]

edge-1

soldier-0

;p

[ihaveclaimedthisname]

Scout didn't look before he leaped.

Spy jammed his W key.

Heavy is using the tomislav.

...

I think it went down like this.

[Afkzs]

This can't be TF2... Where's the hats?

[ABNSpaceCadet]

@Afkzs You didn't look hard enough, the Spy is wearing a Fancy Fedora.

[Afkzs]

@ABNSpaceCadet It... can't be!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

[DemonMasterAnsem]

@Afkzs The Soldier and spah have hats on D:

[ipwnu19]

I WAS IN THAT GAME :D

[LMA187]

Definition of a f2p player

[TMTKowalski]

@LMA187

Can you tell us more what's wrong with "f2p players"? Are you trying to say that all people who started to play T2F when it became F2P are dumb or suck like that guy in the video? Are you more cool or more inteligent because you played (if you did) TF2 before became F2P? Games are there to have some fun and to kill some time. Get a life.

[mam795]

BLU Scout: Are you sure you'll avenge me?

BLU Spy: Of Course

*10 Seconds later in hell*

BLU Scout: Freaking unbelievable

BLU Spy: I did all I could

[Briskel2]

*takes off sunglasses*

Looks like...He was F2P

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[autismguy]

shit boring and gay thumbs up if u agree :D

[CasaEscobedo]

If that was lag, it was just horrible. The spy runs past him, falls, falls back up- I hope my lag doesn't get that bad.

[mrnonapplicable]

looks like

*puts middle finger up*

shut the fuck up

:|

[therodyman700]

@mrnonapplicable looks like

*puts two middle fingers up*

we love you bro

[clawshot7]

Yea it is pretty hard to see when you're invisible...

[Josh1ize]

The spy was thinking, " I am sneaking, I am sneaking, I am sneaking"

[rwatters28]

Lol I'm going to like the video

[Frosty301289]

thats what i love about f2p, noobs everywhere

[Jeremiah1009]

@GhastGaming I read comments AFTER the video

[DarkShad120]

@GhastGaming No u.



[nuke8265]

There should b an achievement 4 that

[elmntbkr210]

the guy standing still looks down like " hmmm that was random plesent breeze" lol

[alasanof]

Why was the end cut off?

[langstonwt]

This game looks retarted

[Afkzs]

@langstonwt Better than Bionicle. That shit's for babies. And it's spelt "retarded," retard.

[having765]

@langstonwt shut the fuck up

[Sapparlipopett]

mmmmmh... free to play spy?

[GmanIsMe100]

oh i remember that! i was the heavy...

i loled my head off at the monitor

[jstache93]

@GmanIsMe100 TheDrasticProduction called it first.

[GmanIsMe100]

@jstache93

he lies all lies

[stevenice15]

Press 3 for epic gayness :D

[TheDrasticProduction]

OMG I WAS THE HEAVY SHOOTING

[fawell00]

@TheDrasticProduction you wish.

[bolt3226]

spy kill the next person who *puts on sunglasses*

@616ShadowFox *puts on sunglasses*

stab stab stab Gentlemen

[bolt3226]

Jack Geoff keep up the tf2 fails i love these.

[Nitroglycerine1000]

@bolt3226 wait these are jack/geoff???????????

[bolt3226]

@Nitroglycerine1000 no its not jack and geoff. someone sends in a video to RT and jack and geoff post it here on gamefails. that is if jack and geoff think the video is funny.

[SUPERFLYPLAYA24]

this was hell of funny

[aca7792]

hahhaahahah

[ColdRegina]

@aprilgold What? O_o you mean by "Free 2 player,Who would have Guessed?" XD

[CryingWindmillFP]

HA! I actually laughed out loud on this one !

[hatchdie]

@MikeGallo214 Horacio?

[Animefanboy1010]

Press 3 and five repeatedly

[TheRandomCamper]

press any of the number keys ( 1234567890) to DJ

[fshasdwe]

moral of the story is when you see a spy, strike a pose and yell BOOYAH

[BlueFlam3Z]

free players =D

[sorafinalforn]

@BlueFlam3Z I'm a free player and i dont play like that.lol

[BlueFlam3Z]

@sorafinalforn lol =D

[johnnyexitwound]

@spartainB55 stop trying to sound smarter than you are

[kobefan98]

Press 3 then 5

[TheEvilEskimo]

I think that spy was drunk. He mabye saw two soldiers and thought one was jesus

"look a floatin guy!Better get hiM!" thunk

[spartainB55]

people do realise that when they do the CSI thing its a pun..... puns are lame and are ment to be frowned uppon in todays modern society.

[Ihfawyuk]

I was silent the whole video, but burst out laughing when I saw that, almost the same way Geoff did

[Piecopter]

Haha I gotta post my epic cloud line helicopter belly-flop into a river on just cause 2. It's only 30 seconds long because I don't know how to record longer videos with the free version of fraps.

[PanCake274]

Was that Griffon in the end?

[abassett22]

they need a wilhelm scream, and a goofy scream at the end...

[2009Bandman]

Thumbs up if you miss Grif at the end!

[AssassinN8ive]

Grif scream

[JCBjman]

annyone else see that in the thumbnail the rocks look like the heavys head

[typhooni8]

LOL

[lovebattleforge]

how the fuck could you fail that ...

[itzdagamer]

looks like the spy.... was falling for him

[alecLogan]

@itzdagamer YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[bizaremuffin]

KAMIKAZEEEEE!!!!!

[BOB007999]

0:22 nuff said...!!

[Iceberg480]

i swear jacks scream is like scary lol

[taufiqsun]

fail happens everyday in tf2

[gammaster12]

I've missed a backstab so many times, but I've never done that!

[GameOSTz2]

@616ShadowFox what an original comment...

[SlipknotFanize]

@616ShadowFox Looks like your comment

*puts on glasses*

was not original

YEEAAAAH!

[killerblocks]

@SlipknotFanize Looks like you comment

*puts on glasses* Wasent either

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SlipknotFanize]

@killerblocks Well it looks like

*puts on glasses*

it wasn't

YEEEEAAAHHH!

[killerblocks]

@SlipknotFanize Oh yeah? Well...

*puts on glasses*

It was

*explosions*

WAIT wait wait

*explosions stop in mid explosion*

I am still copying it Dx

[SlipknotFanize]

@killerblocks Well i think we should

*puts on glasses*

stop talking like this

YEEEAAAHH!

[killerblocks]

@SlipknotFanize Well i also think we should

*puts on glasses* stop talking like this too

*nuke goes off behind me*

YEEEEEAAAAH

Ok im done :3

[SlipknotFanize]

@killerblocks Then I guess

*puts on glasses*

I'm too

YEEEAAAHH!

[killerblocks]

@SlipknotFanize I guess were done here.....*2 nukes goes off behing me* OH COME ON

[SlipknotFanize]

@killerblocks Damn you nukes! Damn you! :D

[TheNoobishGamer]

@616ShadowFox nigger stfu

[ThaOMegaCheeseBurger]

@TheNoobishGamer True words of wisdom...

[TheGameplaysDeluxe]

@616ShadowFox THATS SOOOOOOOOOOO OLD

[FlaminFro101]

@616ShadowFox no

[321Green1Fork123]

@616ShadowFox *applaud*

[razor2657]

Gotta love those f2p players :D