Drunken master slippery snake scene

[tubenachos]

Silly Asian, don't you know old man with crazy eyebrows always wins??

[sashabeaumierleblanc]

this is like an RPG.... everybody gets a turn XD

[321JeRoMe123]

He cant grow hair but his eyebrows can :D ???

[herb414]

Love that guys eyebrows.

[BlackHayateTheThird]

@ 1:00 SANTA?!?!??!?!?!

[wildboy789789]

they had MUCH stronger kung fu

[TheJanelly96]

their all slow compered to the kung fu movies now a days

[KuraudoStoraifu]

@TheJanelly96 Thats becoz if they did it at their normal speed u wouldnt be able to see any of it :D

[Nerdimtar]

really looks to me like they are playing "Rock Paper Scissors" ^^

[samsam29]

What killer moves? It was like "ok, move 1, move 2, move 3, move 4, change of shot. move 1, move 2, move 3, move 4, move 5, change of shot. rinse and repeat." >_>

[QuantumProphet]

@samsam29 either a cobra and a boa constrictor are more inventive at having sex, or chinese martial artists of honor use always the same moves.

[kingdarknight28]

the fighting is so cheezy ._. then again this is a old movie

[MasterofrandomAlex]

*Dramatic Kung Fu Gasp!*

[xenx619]

the way he countered the dudes with the swords was fucking amazing

[NathaneilRoss]

im counting while there fighting... hahahaha..

[wolfxinstein]

Stage fight. Step one step two

[MrElfangor]

They look like they are dancing lol

[Guitarplus12]

ohhhhhh you completed your training LOL!

[Malcolmhonda]

just by his eyebrows and whiskers he is known to be a fox, one of the most deadly type of fighters.

[Uberboy07]

One. of us. is wearing. a push-up braw. It's lacy. & cute.

[TH3DREAMER92]

and that's the kung fu santa

[shaiyalover37]

Without Jackie Chan its not a Kung Fu Movie

[drido]

@shaiyalover37 Man, I love Jackie more than most. But there are so many great martial films out there. Don't close your horizons.

[iflores1102]

his mustache and eyebrows are fake and look scary

[phamjohnny11]

those eyebrows r epic

[SnIkLeeT]

LOL 1:44 "Huh."

[beatrockas]

in translation "don't fuck with me"

[puffng]

Rofl, it's in slow motion :P

[666satanification666]

1.20: "My eyebrows shall DESTROY YOU"

[wygram]

it's so annoying how they have to slow down their moves so people can see them...

[Koejopley]

killer sweep!

[jj987987987]

oh my god what the hell is that....they are fighting steps by steps

[killersushi99]

EYEBROWS FOR THE WIN~! haha! Any fool knows you cant defeat eyebrows like that!

[Googlystube]

@killersushi99 they guy in black should have just grabbed hold of em.

Can't do nothing when someone's got you by the eyebrows

[CrashOveride001]

@Googlystube but what if the eyebrows grabbed you?? :O hahahaha

[MrTragos]

what a stupid fight scene

[corvettes777]

that sounds almost dirty ha ha

[TheAznValedictorian]

Who were the good guys in the scene? The people who were wearing black? And what happened to the person who escaped later?

[Paulown]

at how many frames per second was that fight runing? :)

[jdbeaver91]

bitchin brows lol hes got fu manchu brows

[aaminjoshi91]

1.Cover your mouth with hand

2. Make wish

3. Close hand

4. Hold hand to heart for 5 second.

5.Send this to 3 other vids

6. Tomorrow will be best day of life 7

[Mumiko]

What were your seven days like?@aaminjoshi91

[aaminjoshi91]

@Mumiko Man i dont even know. I dont know why i even did that crap. I musta been really bored

[chatanwarrior]

haha love how the big boss guys always send their henchmen in first

[MrLUCIFER616]

Bitching eye-brows :)

[sedyo100]

Drunken Master My Ass. LOL

[sedyo100]

ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, HA, HEE, HOO, HA, HEE, HOO. Damn Dude! LOL

[Yamsauce]

Too bad its so slow

[gorillagirlgorilla]

LOL, this type of fighting only takes place in china. no wonder no chine guy ever wins a fight in a bar.

[bowerybaker]

dubbed or subtitles you can't go wrong, but this shit...

[MonkeyPuu]

Dats how the pimps fight in the streets, but with knifes instead xP

Copy and paste on other kung fu videos

[jpdtrmpt72]

there is a great tempo to this scene, which would be great if it were a dance scene, but its supposed to be a fight.

[aleebaabaa]

Drunk Chinese Santa

[ombagasas]

I don't know anyone who pauses after throwing a punch. Wtf?

[ItsToshBetch]

If this was the best fight scene, that movie must have sucked some serious balls.

[VeggieAndy]

True... soooo true.^^

[PontiffMystic]

Choreography is too robotic, and not powerful enough.

[chillbrotha01]

@PontiffMystic your face is too robotic and not powerful enough

[natwithnat2]

1:37, sword to back but pauses LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS FAKE!

[OgBJJ]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

[KrimsinYT]

cool eyebrows, bro.

[Badger9001]

The guy on the left at :21 looks like a Chinese Charles Bonson.

This movie just cements the fact that you should never fight the "old guy". Which is only one rule. Apparently you should never fight; The Old Man, the woman, the homeless drunk, the guy with the one arm, the little boy, or the guy in the business suit. Basically any guy over the age of 18 but under the age of 40 is okay to fight...as long as they have all their limbs and are dressed in street clothes...

[jpdtrmpt72]

except jackie chan. he's never ok to fight.

[Sanningsministeriet]

Ministry of truth informs - Epic eyebrows and facial hair, if done right, no defense!

[metairie33]

the movie is called ol dirty kung fu

[markohu]

is in mandarin chinese :)

[kfdlg]

q wea mas xanta... todo monotono, cero fluidez en los movimientos, todo cortado, deberia darle verguenza a los actores, a mi me da verguenza ajena!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMajy]

What is name this film??

[TheMajy]

ho hu ho he hooo :D

[Yipsforfun]

This is shit.

[violatione]

You go to hell! This is art!

[Yipsforfun]

Art shows beauty and expression, this old is shit. Good Kung-fu doesnt involve massive posing and sound effects. Try new martial-arts cinema like Ip Man, Begger Su, Fearless, Ong Bak 2, Tom Yung Goon, Kuro-Obi, Fighter in the West, Kung Fu Killer, Hell even Kill Bill though not really for its martial-arts cinematography as much as the story and acting itself. Old Kung Fu has good films, this isn't on eof them.

This? Drunken Master Shitty Snake scene is NOT great.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

shut up

[xxBastardxx67]

agreed

[FlyingWolfWings]

Old kungfu movies are the best!

[strke4ce]

Baldy is a bad ass. I think I translated part of what he said, let's see..."... well lookie here, fellas. I smell someone that is gonna get their a***** kick. Can you spare some change?"

[Puolakanaho]

that was actualy wery realistic fight

[ERIK000000000]

oooh bandits!! XD

[ajaben]

he said "Dang!"

[livonwed23]

the old guy has long ass eyebrows

[markohu]

lee hoi san can speak mandarin chinese?

[Realmasterorder]

Lee Hoi San one of the Best Villains ever and a real life Kung fu master he is great :)

[TINCH12345]

lol the title is such an inuendo . . .

[nickconfidental]

haha. lol. yeahhh... it is.

[jin256]

wtf, this isn't Drunken Master.

[NinjaKrow]

Drunken Master, Slippery Snake.

[CrackerJackthe4th]

Movie is called "drunken Master."

Style in THIS scene is "Slippery Snake."

[jin256]

have you seen Jackie Chan's Drunken Master?

[animalonfire100]

Read the description.

[rkim777]

The guy with the long white whicksers looks like a pet cat I once had.

[rubberbk1]

@rkim777 that could kill u by sticking its hand through your chest??

[FallenInAdam]

@rkim777 ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!



[FallenInAdam]

COL. SANDERS VS CHUCK E. CHEESE !!!

[sinshiro]

stop motion fighting = gay

but I would still like to see it.

[dharmaboy75]

the guy in the red with the long whiskers plays a head priest in Master Killer. Great show , Master Killer.

[nattydread69x]

he's also in shoalin vs. lama. that's a great film!