jesus I will survive

[dinosaurcheeses]

Whoever made this is my soulmate. 

[recalcitrantmisanthr]

The second coming was tragically cut short...by a bus.

[dubblerainbow11]

this is the best video ever

[brasil678100]

hahahahahahahaha i was dieing and i am christian

[IamDed100]

jesus grasouillet sensuel ^^

[MsIBritney]

but its not supose to named jesus thing..

[pridsters]

I'm a christian... I think this is hilarious.

[Polonocentryzm]

the red bus. what's mean?

[Maya11purple]

0:37 :D

[altarofpain]

Man you gotta love these people and there imaginary friends lol pathetic. Talking about there fairy tale like they can prove shit hahaha. Go back to your hypocrital ways and ur children raping churches; Now thats real ;-)

[minimateman132]

GOD WILL STRIKE YOU PEOPLE DOWN! GO TO HELL

[minimateman132]

Fuck all you people who think jesus is a fraud he died for your damn sins FUCK

[DINAMIKOSTAS]

@minimateman132 retard

[MODooooone]

@minimateman132 Fuck off its a pisstake go and bum Jesus

[MsFeverDance]

This is so childish...

[fsxboycalledBraDleyx]

hopfully this happens to justin beiber XD 

[OMEGAConscript]

SILENCE, YOU BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BE FLAGELLATED BY THE BITE OF A THOUSAND FIERY DAEMON WHIPS IN THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF

[TheFiorella2001]

@OMEGAConscript you are crazy



[DINAMIKOSTAS]

@OMEGAConscript retard

[TheAC1996]

God ran him over

[alvinpaul1000]

blasphemy!!!! what the hell is this!!!!

[deisheer]

Really? Like Comee Onn Now! Who Makes An Video About Thiis? :/

[dude37]

Wow, this video has been out for years and people are still bitching about it... That's sad.

Also, is this really any worse than Passion of the Christ? At least this video is funny and not having a 40 minute scene where you watch the guy get his ass beat like a red headed step child.

[catholic187]

why???are u not afraid of god of jesus??? he will come back and you must pay for this the one who make this. . mark my word



[trulyawakened]

@catholic187 You cannot mark words. ..

[MegaGalaxy96]

which asshole did this , i bet these are that bloody muslims

work

[Minie0618]

its not funny

[Connie2468123]

this is the funniest video in the world who made it

[WoodlandGurl101]

Lol

funny

[jimbarino1]

Better than crucifixion?

[maravilla1992]

that really did happen to him

[dazzaspud4life]

Poor bus :(

[SaturdayNightVideos]

I LOVE ITT!!

[ausfreak666]

love this, it was passed round my school couple of yours ago on the mobile lol it still funny today

[xxXghislainXxx]

fake

[0306545]

I have it on my mobie

[heusdenn3550]

I WILL SURVIVE !!

haha :D

[maximlussier34]

conard c pt drole mais t chiant! jtencule ps:lave toi

[hatos75]

is the guy in the end realy dead?

[evanisbister]

naw, they would have just shot that in front of a green screen and then took some video of a bus drivng...

[panic3at3the3disco]

oh maaan i love this :L

[sbrooks056]

my mom thought this was weird xD

[Caloenca]

i love it

[gucci2397]

hihui  dsasdfq fdaqvfd

[cheree4life]

im CHRISTIAN BUT I LOL'D!

[sbrooks056]

:38 the guy is like that the fuck.

lol this video is great.

[jess91496]

i was laughing so hard!!!

[VExcalibur]

0:27 ROFLMAO!!!! hahaha ! Freakin funniest video ever!!

[scottyk222]

this video fuckin rocks

[fredsawimpspaz]

i will survive

[girlpower788]

4 god sakes if you dont like the pistake on jesus than why the hell u watching u gays...this video ifs 4 ppl who arnt christians, and how da fuck do u know that jesus was reall, theres only been a couple of scrawny papers it could ahev been a story 4 all we no im not offending christias becuase i know you belive in god and that so im osrry if i caused offence

[crazychemo]

@girlpower788 im not christian but trere is biological evidence that a person called jesus existed at that time in the areas stated but there is no evidence to prove he ha any of the powers stated in te bible

[Rulictar]

@girlpower788 This video isn't meant for people who aren't Christians idiot. It is meant for anyone, for humor. There IS no doubt, proof a man named Jesus of Nazareth, whether what he did or not, I do not know. The bible isn't something you should follow, people added their 2 cents in. Though the story is something you should read. I think he ten commandments is the only thing needed to follow. Hence the contradictions to the TC and the B. I'm a Buddhist btw. But I am open to beliefs.

[trulyawakened]

@Rulictar Actually, there is no scientific evidence of Jesus. His "resurrection" conveniently makes his body vanish.

[Rulictar]

@trulyawakened There is no scientific evidence for Vlad the Impaler, only things that was owned by him or stories told about him. Same goes for Jesus of Nazereth. The dead sea scrolls are the oldest of anything we have about Jesus. If you took the time to read on things concerning Jesus instead of just claiming there is no evidence, we would not be in this predicament.

[trulyawakened]

@Rulictar You just indirectly said there was no proof in an attempt to prove me wrong about saying there was no proof..... And Vlad the Impaler? You mean Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (1431–1476)? HE OWNED A CASTLE AND WAS ROYALTY. There is no debate about his existence. There is historic proof of him. But Jesus magically vanished. By your logic, you cannot prove that any of the kings of England actually existed. That was a weak strawman argument.

[Rulictar]

@trulyawakened You obviously did not read what I had said did you? Re-read my comment, THEN reply. I will not reply to ignorant comments like such.

[trulyawakened]

@Rulictar Your proof of Jesus is the Bible. Which has no plausible evidence. There is no physical evidence left by him like there was from Vlad. Your argument is irrelevant and you can try to turn this around and make me the ignorant one, but all you have done is prove yourself ignorant. As the say, never argue with an idiot. They will pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[Rulictar]

@trulyawakened Again, you did not read anything I said, or you just cannot comprehend English. I said there is no scientific proof for both Jesus of Nazareth or Vlad the Impaler. We do not have the bones of them in our possession. It seems you are truly very ignorant. You blindly insulted me without being able to understand first of all. We have scripture on Jesus aswell as Vlad Tepes. What we don't have is a dna sample. Can you understand that? Or should drop my IQ level by half for you?

[ghostwinterwarz33]

lmao

[Dezzy373737]

you fuckin religious people trip over stupid shitt

thiss is the funnest thing everrr

it made my dam day and im likke sickk as fuckk so it made me happy

[Shadic35]

f*** you man i dont care what i say but dude! thats not even funny thats freaken horrible fag watch ima come to your house bring a gun and say faget do that vid again and ima blast your little fat ass ass to hell! this is f ing crap dude jesus doesnt deserve to be treated like this! watch out mother f*** its going to get worst next time ho!

[CobJaa69]

when a god boy tries to act threatening.... o.O

oh look at that he's censoring his swears, wouldn't want to piss off the big guy, but you are threatening to commit murder, but that's okay because god forgives murderers doesn't he?

shows you how fucked your religion is.

[E2O10]

learn to spell much?

[MissyElliot123]

dats scary

*sigh* only in hollywood

[kiinexx]

did he realy get it

LOL im sorry it was funny tell he got hit

[daveman9009]

Do you really think it is funny what Jesus went through? Did ypu know that he died for you and loves you? (dispite the fact that you made fun of him). I hope you see the truth real soon. All you have to do is believe in the birth and death and resurection of jesus christ and you will be saved. It is not to late

[tyron113493]

dude its a joke. Get a sense of humor. /

btw dont try to convert ppl online. It makes u seem like a religious douche.

[monks4me]

i hear you brother i love jesus he is my hero i just love him so much

i saw him in my dreamz last night and he told me to tell you that he loves u very much and he wants to have sexual intercourse with your mouth

[theodorejugant]

that video is disrespectful and you are a jackass idiot do u know how bad that is to laugh at jesus

[gabrielokafor]

Don't even make this peice of damn crap ever again you fag.

I don't care if you rate my comment bad. So long suckas.

[gabrielokafor]

Asshole.

[CobJaa69]

god doesn't appreciate this video, but do you know what else he doesn't appreciate? whiney little bitches. shut the fuck up!

[reckso84]

0:31

[xoxpaigeroxox]

omg WAT IS THIS CRAP RYAN U RECOMMENDED TO ME!!!!!

[xtibbersx]

Aw.

Thats Mean...

[gregbrett]

Hey, not every guy has the the guts to do around dancing dressed as Jesus wearing nothing but a diaper in public. xP lol

But I love this video. I can't beileve the scene when he got hit by the bus. It looked so real, how did they do that?

[garsol1302]

that funny and disturbing at the same time...

[tankman267]

is that real?the bus

[413Falcon]

did this actually happen?

[markbell1990]

IF ONLY THE BIBLE WAS THIS COOL

[LushReviewsWithJanet]

HELL YEAH!!!

[2XRATED4U]

lmao!

[blues4ever01]

fukin gdgd :p

[kekile855]

OMG !!!

[2XRATED4U]

rofllllllllllll

[xXRevinXx]

THATS THAT VAIN 2 god

[wildcatgirl98]

I can not believe you people would do such a thing like that. Asspesialy Maxmanson!

[XXlovetorockXX]

amazingg <3

[Nellyda]

eres un endemoniado y algun dia no muy lejano tendras que responder ante Dios por todas tus burlas ahi te revolcaras y ojala que el que te esta tomando el video pueda pasarnos el video de tu muerte!

[123ezza123]

yes i totally got every word frenchy

[E2O10]

not french btw... spanish or smth.. just not french

[zry100]

tat is really funny

[Meeps247]

OWNT

[LuvAshleyLuv]

hahahahhah LOL :D

[Randomidified]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[RodmanDavisonBragg]

you mutherfuckin bitch

funny though lol

[21Champion21]

that was not lol

[LushReviewsWithJanet]

That was VERY lol.

[agent47fandude1]

" iwill survive!!!!!" BOOM! so funny

[Emolzz1zzz]

Lol this is so funny and the first time its really unexpected :D

[emzobubble326]

OMFG I LOVE THAT VID! LMAO x

[SpyroNihgt]

He`s Singing i`will survive but he died...

[Rallestudio]

0:48

[virtualmatrix258]

fuck i was drinking coffee just as he got hit by the bus...needless to say I gotta change my fucking shirt.

Damn work

[sofiacool98]

Lol ofta att man har blöja HaHa:P:PLol

[Tiamatea]

This is the most awesome video on Youtube. You rock.

[Rallestudio]

0:48

[Rallestudio]

Its very fun!!

[Mandyiszzme]

Hy is baby :P

Mattie ik sweer jou perfectico (LLL)ove itt

[cutekatie312]

LMAO!!

ROFL!

LOEL!

LOL!

[jeremyfan96]

ha ha lol

[rawkinnx]

Heyy lol this is soo funnie a was laughin so hard when a saw shrekk :):):) dont take this off even though some people find it offensive still funnie :):)

[Meloveyoulongtimelol]

actually looks like he gets hit

[pinkbangles2008]

This is hilarious i first saw it on this boys phone with my friend and we were sniggering up untill the end where we just burst out laughing!!!!!!LOL

[ChristinaxxAguilera]

funny^^

[jimijam123]

hmmmmm its ok.

[pinkThund3r]

LMFAO!!!!

funny shit

=D

[natgurl6]

wow hilarious

[3BabyG]

Lmao. Hav sum sense of humor guys it's hilarious I showed my dad and he sed "thats offensive to jesus that shouldn't be on the web" then he burst out laughing at the end. Lmao.

[1ito420]

dude this is not funny at all making fun of jesus just take this thing of its just not right man people get offended by these kinds of things

[Meloveyoulongtimelol]

this is fun who gives a shit about jesus?

[CtAnyira]

This is epic!

Sooo funny!

[ChunkyChickenSoup11]

I LUB JU JEJUS

[AmyxMadrox]

*is going to burn in hell*

oh, shoooot.

[VersusTeo]

CRIST IS GOD

[wolfboy010]

Dude this dude did that in public not faking at all.Now thats a guy who wants to have fun

[grant45467]

I'm not gonna say I hate you or I hope you go to he I just hope you realize what a mistake this is by posting this and even laughing at it!

[ohclara101]

yeah i agree :)

[hasretdk]

cok komik olmus yaa hahahahaha

[cooler009]

How can u laugh and joke about all this

[deaen]

dude, have a since of humor..

[ChloePhebz]

its hilarious and really well done...its only a joke

[GmodTester]

you have to burn in hell if you think this isn't funny xD 5/5

[ohclara101]

go and fucking die i dont give a shit about what u think of me

[ohclara101]

how can u laugh at such disrespect its not funny its just offensive i hope u burn in hell for even laughing at it

[Goofy8withcheese]

calm down, its just a joke, have a sense of humor

[ceemia1]

now this is something that you can get usto!

LOL good job 5/5

[iLOVEthe80TWILIGHT13]

HAHAHA!

[sonofsparda1996]

lol, i am christian but i can laugh with jokes like this XD

[TeeRells711]

-_- .........

[happier34]

Dumbass christians Sdfu and enjoy the vid.

[sway2568]

u bunch of tits it iz jst a vid , a funny 1

[abedalrahman1]

hahaha damn right..!!!

[ckl115]

damn it ! no respect!

[buangsapagibig]

the people who made this video are wise enough to choose the religion of Christianity to humiliate and mock..simply because they knew they will be forgiven and forgotten..because that is the essence of the religion anyway. Sad but true. God has given us the freedom yet we abuse it.

If they choose to humiliate another religion, the people who made this video would be dead by now.

[buangsapagibig]

blasphemous

[finalfate9]

HAHAHAHAhAhA

[generalsnus17]

hahaahahahha fucking funnyyy ahahahaha

[plezzokid95]

if u beleive in jesus lol saddo or god

[doabob5]

ur a saddo

[Moruphie]

LOL Awesome!!

[pipi3222]

fäthhh

[lovlycutie]

ya mad rude ya need 2 respect who died for u on tha cross and who gave u his son without that happenin we wouldnt be here now

[FRenchie897]

so funny

[RonsoForEver]

muhahahah love this :)

[caraispink]

shutup haters

dont like it

dont watch it

its really not that hard

love the video

i remeber watching it when i was like 10

hahah

[netballglamour]

excuse mehh dis is so not funni

[IceSnowFox]

XD WTF WAS THAT?! I could se shrek in the bg staring at him. AN DWHEN HE TOOK OFF HIS CLOAK OR WHATEVER, THE LADY IN PURPLE WAS LIKE".....W.....T....F...." XD

[blooxpert]

lol!! I like the people watching him like "omg it's jesus!" "Is that jesus that just bumped into me?" and "I.. I just talked to jesus right now" lol

[lilwayne222222222222]

lol this is fake he is still alive.

[rotarim]

echt geweldig ik heb echt helemaal kapot gelachen zeker vet helemaal dope shit crazy

[fallenday13]

Although that waz preety pest up

That's jesus man

[fallenday13]

Hahaha That waz so funny I couldn't stop laughing until 2 minute

[chrisis4crunk]

dude thats not cool. pause it at :50 you see blood coming frokm his head .. that dude actually got hit by a bus..

Miguel Mas is this foreal? this shit is fucking twisted.. i thought it was funny until i realized how real it really.

that dude died for humour.. rock on

[kwaikat]

thats just an effect made because of the quality of the video