The Ultimate Machine

[brunswickbass888]

Oh...its slow and if you've seen it you'd expect a little stick to pop out....it'll be funny on Halloween when the little kids wet themselves and run away scared for their lives.

[ddjazz]

the hand looks very good

[the454engine2009]

Awsome!!

[joegt123]

Thing's getting slow in his old age, man....

[alienzed]

It's slower than Palin.

[Bowsersshell]

to slow and a liiiiittle bit creepy

[MrMaskedMirror]

This one is creepy O_O

[Enigma758]

It's just right.

[Cuccoteaser]

It looks like it says "I dare you to ever turn this switch back on again."

[MiNDx1er]

its to fast.

[strgzr53]

love that it looks like a real hand but these guys are right it needs to be quicker.

[bestamerica]

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haha look alike the addams family

[TheFingerbit]

let the guy out of there!

[destin325]

would have only been funnier if there had been a light that turned on so that it looked like the machine turns the light off (to keep from disturbing the hand)

[sharpfang]

slow is good. too fast and you miss what happens. Here it shows the specific determination at switching it off

[goosebumper88]

the best one yet

[Soulrider2012]

I like the lifelike hand. They are usually better when faster however with the lifelike hand I think the slowness adds a creepy factor to it. I think if it were housed in a dark wood box (maybe shaped like a coffin) or a black box it would look better being slow. Just a thought. Nice job. 

[chipmunx]

@Soulrider2012 Yeah, maybe with some hanging fabric around the hand when it's in the dark box, and a dummy lightbulb nearby not actually hooked up to the machine to make people think it's a lamp.

[jeremu5]

"that isn't funny... that's scary..."-lolcat

[megalegohead]

SCARY!!!!

[syngates4life11]

the ones with actual hands creep me out

[ultimatefaith2]

@syngates4life11 how a bout a person hiding in a box? you flip the switch, the guy slaps you in the face, and flips it back off.

[matt6517]

You know what would make this better, if every 100th 'presser' gets punched in the face by the hand!

[SynthJocky]

@matt6517 Yeah that would be funny :D

[271828183141592654]

That's the way it should be presented - slow moving.

[etNOfonehome]

Creepy xD

[KingBulleT8747]

slow motion, yay

[Richceus]

lol

[gofot9]

oh wow.

i can see this.. on a table.. at a house party.. and someone flick the switch on and a hand just comes out to switch it off!!

genius.. on useless machine

[shuukre]

lol..

At first I was like "omg some stupid kids made fake Ultimate Machine with real hand" but later... yeah, well done but should be faster :D

[Udayanverma]

Fandoooooo, you got brains,

[TikiKid]

That is just... perfect. well done

[XReflection]

thats..just creepy.

[grantnlivvy]

i was just about to comment those exact words.

[Danek1982]

they need make it move really faster and say don't touch in a serious voice. that would be so creepy.

[jjlwis]

creepy

[al1500321]

too slow.

[fuckyouimtall]

@al1500321

Well, it's got to have a lot of torque in order to lift the huge hand.

[RUL1S88]

@al1500321

You're not the one to judge. You wouldn't build that thing at all you fucking piece of abortion.

[al1500321]

@RUL1S88 Good one, faggot.

[RUL1S88]

@al1500321

Gtfo.

[Sjunneh]

Just make one with a finger that quickly pops out and returns, and maybe a set of eyes behind it xD

[mshipporox]

best one yet

[YupHio]

nice

[AaronsShots]

19k views and 5 commens lmao

[kinwolee]

i actually like it slow too, it is kinda funny in a diff way

[tyb4]

it's a little slow. These machines are a lot funnier when they are quick.

[joybuzzer]

agreed.

[TeDynef]

@tyb4

I like it a little bit slower :)

[WosaWasa]

Hehe ohne sinn leute ohne sinn xD

[lijstbal]

meh