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  • damn, everything is so dark...

  • the dude sounds like Gaz and Ghost and that guy in mw3

  • a bloody nother vampire movie?

  • 300 MUSIC!!!!!!!

  • Oh,wait up i forgot my Holly Water

  • ooooo lol the song from 300 rofl

  • From the dusk till dawn...but bad version

  • I was more scared that from now on, vampires will be eihter Alien™ rip-offs or bat-fairy mongrels. But blood is back, baby!

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  • What's that, a breath candy that's past its expiration?

  • It seems a great ballshit ... (is ballshit right?)

  • @SaricchiaFI Bullshit xD

  • I wish I was a vampire, it'd be so fucking awesome:D

    people are all like 'eh wha?' but c'mon think about it. Immortal and sexy, I don't see the bad side.

  • @teamxxdamonxx

    Urmmmm... having to drink blood maybe?? yukk

  • @XxXpwincess101XxX yeah but immortal sexiness over takes blood drinking any day

  • @teamxxdamonxx

    yeh but how bowt when the end of the world comes, then u wud have 2 spend the rest of eternity in hell...

  • @XxXpwincess101XxX depends on whether you bite people or live on blood bags in my view.

  • the girl at 01:35 is so beautiful!

  • these people run for their life, just as fast as I run trying to stay fit... weird...

  • 0:15 he his from the Devil's playground

  • LOL that part is so funny to me

    1:05-1:08

  • well you dont i loved vamps until they started sparkle !

  • Try the dare on 13horror.com

  • @hilaryisbehindyou

    I so wanna do that but... im a total coward heehee

  • @XxXpwincess101XxX yeah, it's scary stuff!!! :-)

  • till 1:13 ......baaahhhhh this movie is fking stupid

    from 1:13-1:15 OMG THIS IS AWESOME!

    after 1:15 .....d'oh

  • Fucking idiots this is fake . . . . its a mix and match of difrnt films!

  • Looks like a fun movie more than a good movie. Which is ok with me..I think I'll give it a go

  • this might be good, it looks a little bad, but has promise

  • That sounds like Soap from the modern warfare series. Or ghost.. or price or someone. The narrator that is.

  • Brass knuckles are a Vampire's worst nightmare ;)

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  • i positively think i will give this one a miss. seems to have a lot of soap stars in it . looks tacky.

  • seem like they copied from dusk to dawn real bad

  • Dead Cert not Death Cert.

  • @TurnToJesus1 at first i thought it was death cart XD i was like "wtf >:)"

  • cause it was a scottish actor named Kevin Mckidd that voiced soap not Craig Fairbrass(Gaz from mw and this shitty movie) so shut up and go back to reading comic books

  • voice of Soap Mactavish from Call of Duty Modern Warfare  0:03 onwards

  • @Wolverinex3000 soap is scottish...

  • @rastagiraffee I know whats his voice gotta do with him being Scottish

  • The voice from MW3?

  • fail

  • So is this movie called Death Cert or Dead Cert?

  • JUNK

  • idk if im the only one who thinks this but guy at start talking sounds like Ghost from Mw

  • IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT A BREATH MINT???

  • Marlowe and Iris would eat this lot for breakfast.

  • Crappy. I swear, Hollywood is the absolute worst at portraying vampires. I didn't think it was possible for them to get it SO fucking far from the real lore, but somehow they managed to sell out even more. *Waits for Fonzie to come back as the undead*. Hell, I'm scarier than any of these porno rejects, and I'm not even trying. I've drank more blood too. Overall, I wouldn't even recommend this movie as a joke, and give it a D- rating.

  • @Girlycard100 Whats the connection between this film and hollywood? I thought it was a purely English production.

  • @clongoram Hollywood, and Hollywood emulating enterprises.

  • When Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels meet True Blood.

  • @bethlouisedavies ... and then fucks up beyond all repair:P

  • well, at least they didn't sparkle.

  • more sex then vampire

  • 1:51 lesbian strapon uh yeAAHHHH!!!

  • this is called dead cert

  • just for you guys who wants to see it, its not "Death Cert" its Dead Cert.

    seems to be a crapfilm tho i like some of the actors

  • I am not sure if my eyes have problem.. But i think every time i watched UK trailer, he is the actor.. Is he the only male actor in the UK.?

  • @skemaboy87 i think all are good ones left lol

  • 1:20 this is Bob, Bob has bitch tits

  • so wanna c this

  • they stole the music from 300.

  • how has Dexter Fletcher been reduced to this crap?

  • Maybe the movie will suck but ist full of my favorite brititsh actors!

  • Adam Jensen voice? Oo (deus ex human revolution)

  • vampires are fucking gay, and i never thought i would say this but you assholes are making zombies gay too

    no disrespect to actual gay people ;)

  • They 're using music from the film 300 in the end of the trailer. This is pathetic..

  • don't you go rounin' round to re ro

  • Another vampire fagness?

  • london always london

  • @zoeyredbird2121 London is a pretty creepy place. Also, vampires originally stalked Britian, so it's staying true to the proper story line. America isn't particularly interesting, unless you want bombs, aliens and zombies.

  • at first, i thought that was John Ramsey....

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  • The quality of this movie is right up there with Twilight

  • @LivingRockPartiarch No, because this actually looks good and not total shit like some stupid young emo teen "vampires".

  • Im here cos of Gaz and price

  • So many recognisable actors

  • "you think you know vampires?" "well your wrong. they're terrifying" lmao i fuckin know that...

  • @guitarraplayer12 twilight ruined that so he had to tell us again

  • @guitarraplayer12 Lol... i think Edward is something like a ... i dont have the world to describe it XD! but if it a vampire, its a failed experiment ...

  • @guitarraplayer12 He's talking to the twilight noobs :)

  • @SharrkyX lmao :D

  • @guitarraplayer12 He's probably talking to the twitards.

  • When is someone going to give other monsters their time in the spotlight? The vampire genre has reached its peak.

  • vamcrap........

    

  • Vampires? Lame.

    New

    Idea

    Please.

  • zombies? vampIRES??? AGAIN???????

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I thought this was a really really crap movie, but thats just me...

  • with all those awful vampire movies released lately starting with twilight no one is afraid of vampires anymore ....

  • I see actors from Misfits! Iwritehorror.blogspot

  • Vampires suck.

  • "You think you know vampires? Well you're wrong" OH THANK GOD, I thought Twilight glitterfags took all vampires through the sparkly mud with them. :D

  • Sound like anyone from MW2?

  • @CrAzY39536 Soap!!!

  • Its the Injury lawyers guy!, who looks like michael caines long lost brother!

  • when did Cpt Price start narrating movies?

  • Music from 300?? ROFL

  • zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • i watched this film for the sheer fact danny dyer was billed as one of the main cast. HE WAS IN IT FOR 20 SECONDS AT THE END!

    theres clearly gunna be a sequel due to the scene he's in but seriously, if your watching it for danny dyer, dont bother "/

  • ghost!! and price!!!

  • ghost!!

  • thumbs up if u think that the narrators voice seems like mw2 ghosts voice lol

  • The trailer says Dead Cert yet the video is labeled Death Cert. . .

  • 300's movie music ROLFMAO

  • who else forgot halfway through it was supposed to be about vampires?

  • @IronfistedPriest From 0:39 until 1:43, forgot it was a vampire movie.

  • @IronfistedPriest And the 300 soundtrack...

  • @ 1:03 is tht mickey out of shameless xD

  • Lame.

  • Gangpire movie.

  • lots of b movie actors :) might DL it sometime ^^

  • Haha, how many uk tv actors can you fit in one movie?

  • the narrator voice looks like the voice of adam on deus ex 3 trailers :s

  • this is sooo low budget -.-

  • omg that voice is from mw2 but i cant remember who

  • @MaltezaPleazaa yh i think he's ghost, not too sure though! i know the actor is craig fairbrass

  • @chinesegeordie hes the main guy that talks to sheppard in the loading screens

  • T__T i'm getting sick of vampire movies

  • Yeah the trailer looks ok, but why are they using the soundtrack music " The Hot Gates" from 300, no offence but it dosn't suit the trailer to be honest.

  • weird,i got this movie last year,under the title DEAD cert,not DEATH cert.i know the saying is short for dead certain.

  • oh, vhs quality?

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