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  • Morals and Values, something this man has zero of. Anything goes in his world, there is no restraint. Its Thunderdome in Bill Maher's world, no wonder this country has become depraved

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 bill maher speaks the truth, if everybody was like him, there would be way less ignorance and illogic in the world

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 "Anything goes in his world, there is no restraint. Its Thunderdome in Bill Maher's world"

    And you want a borderline anarchist for president???

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 I laugh at the pathetically of your comment.

  • @ronpaulforpresident6 your dumb. morals have nothing to do with offending anyone.

  • I don't believe in god but I believe in a bullet in the head!

  • funny joke

    so a christian walks into a Bill Maher comedy show...

  • Bill Maher's vulgarity is embarrassing but I know a lot of Americans like it.

  • @OrodesIII

    What the fuck are you going on about?

  • @TheIrredeemable

    Anyone who uses foul language like you could not hope to understand.

  • @OrodesIII Anyone who has their head jammed so far into there ass is not worth understanding.

  • @TheIrredeemable I agree, what the fuck is he talking about?

  • @marcha2510

    I'm not sure, but apparently "foul" language pisses him right the fuck off.

  • @OrodesIII Whoa dude you need to lighten the fuck up.

  • @Maddolis

    Some of us do not mistake vulgarity for wit.

  • @OrodesIII So you don't think vulgarity ever adds to the delivery of certain lines, or relieves tension when covering particular topics?

    There's a huge difference between the vulgarity Maher, Carlin, Louis C.K or whoever uses, and the second-rate comedians who want laughs simply for their vulgarity. In the case of the comedians who use it well (Maher being one of them), they use it to enhance their jokes (through delivery, character or whatever- it varies between comedians).

  • @Maddolis

    Bad language is always used by American so-called comedians to show contempt for others when unable to do so by using insight, intelligence, and wit. It is considered funny by some who think it is very daring when, in reality, we all know any adolescent who tries to shock has long mastered such street talk.

  • @OrodesIII But when comedians like Maher and Carlin who obviously show their wit through their arguments use it, it's clearly in support of the delivery.

  • @OrodesIII "adolescent" "has mastered such street talk" what kind of safe german neighborhood are you from?... the only thing in common btw these "adolescents" and our comedians is the fact that they say "fuck" from time to time.. and thats it.

  • Was he making lame Reagan jokes in the 80's.

    The things that really bother him like the Janet Jackson halftime show incident didn't bother 90% of people. There were just a few groups vehemently complaining to talk show hosts, and politicians.

  • Bill Maher: I get standing ovations before thee show starts, Bitches love standing ovations.

  • I share my religious views with Bill Maher but I dislike how he shoves atheism down theists' throats. Its insult to injury (injury being religion)

  • @SlicksandStreets That is what bothers me about him, one can believe what he wants but this is just plain ignorance as well...

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  • what the fuck is up with the crowd whooping and cheering after every word gets very annoying

  • @marydawggs

    Seems to happen on most american TV shows I've seen!

  • Hey, if gay people are allowed to marry, maybe the divorce rate will become lower than 50%! Of course the Christian Right (TM) would say that gay marriage has made hetero marriages stronger or some retarded crap like that.

  • anyone know what piece of music Bill Mahar uses at start of this performance?

  • @Nopski It's written by Christopher "Kid" Reid - it' on YouTube, just search for "Bill Maher theme song". First hit, there ya go.

  • Im swiss :)

  • @YourSkyliner me too :)

  • with gay marriage comes gay divorce and that will be messy!

  • aaaah. switzerland is great.

    ;D

  • Why the scream when he pronounced "fairness, kindness" ? Are those scary words, or scary concepts ? "LOOK ! there's a big kindness behind you !" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

    That's... intriguing.

  • @fwine19 They make you lose money, therefore they are scary concepts.

  • @OisirM

    Thanks for the explanation

  • @Glovefullavasoline Yeah, I figured as much. I am inclined to agree with you. He makes a lot of good points. But his methods, though funny at times, can be alienating to those who think differently. I don't know how you feel about men/women relationships but, I especially like the video entiltled, "making women nod" Check it out. Funny and a something to think about especially if you have any boys as children. And, Ford does Rule!

  • @Glovefullavasoline Yeah, I figured as much. I am inclined to agree with you. He makes a lot of good points. But his methods, though funny at times, can be alienating to those who think differently. I don't know how you feel about men/women relationships but, I especially like the video entiltled, "making women nod" Check it out. Funny and a something to think about especially if you have any boys as children. 

  • @Glovefullavasoline Well, I wasn't implying it was. I only said, as an example that, "IF you want to convince a Chevy owner to buy a Ford" you would have more success using a sales tactic that doesn't include ridiculing the choice of a Cheverolet. The point was, Bill Maher is really not trying to sell rationalism as opposed to blind faith. If he is, his sales technique sucks. First and foremost, he is trying to be funny. However aside from that, truthfully, Ford Rules!!!

  • im inlcined to vote more for republican, but i fucking hate the christian stuff, like being against abortion n shit, fuck off.

  • I like Bill Maher. However, while he rips religion, he doesn't offer an acceptable alternative to a lot of people who are inclined to live by faith or adopt religion. His method of changing peoples minds is ridicule. "They're idiots." If you want to convince a Chevy owner to buy a Ford, you must fully understand why people choose a Chevy and then, gently and respectfully explain and show why a Ford is better. But you see, that wouldn't be funny because, after all, he is a comedian.

  • its called morals, (3:00)

  • Gay's marrying does not really bother me. What is so funny to me is that a guy like Bill Maher, a guy that talk like a vile dog, and speaks so ignorantly and insults so many people. Is actually the Champion for Gay Marriage?

  • @hucky27 A vile dog? What are you stuck in the middle ages? Oh wait, you think he's ignorant so I guess that's exactly your problem.

  • @BadgerLova write in FTW

  • "'I don't know if I'm comfortable with John Kerry' Who gives a shit if you're comfortable you stupid schoolgirl!"

    As a schoolgirl, I am most insulted by the comparison with Republican apologism! :(

  • If they really hate gay people, let them marry but not divorce.

  • @deadcrowes19 Yeah, there are bigger fish to fry than same sex marraige. I never hear about gay relationships much anymore. Lost track of what happened between Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche. last time I saw, Ellen left Anne Heche for Rosie O'Donnell. maybe more cushion for pushin, but when you storm off the set of "The View", thats a bit of a red flag concerning compatibility. I don't really know what happened with that relationship. Don't watch alot of Access Hollywood. Who cares.

  • deadcrowes19, How's about us people, who just hate the entire human population, let everyone marry and not divorce?

  • @deadcrowes19 you must be christan

  • @deadcrowes19 lol .. epic comment

  • Bill Maher 2012

  • Hate Bill Maher, Geroge Carlins and every fucking talk-show audience!

  • @ShahnamPersia I bet you also believe in higher power fairy tales.

  • @blondecat666 I said I hate their "Audience"!

    Btw, no I don't! i'm an anti-theist atheist!

  • @ShahnamPersia so you dont like ppl questioning religion but you dont like religion either? what do you like?

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  • @doombow666 I LOVE people questioning religion and ideology. I hate His, George Carlins and every talk-shows AUDIENCE. You either see my point or you don't, if you don't I cannot be fucked to explain it to you why I hate them and how they annoy me.

    I tell you what I don't like! Stupid people, and so far you're one of them for trying to start an argument regarding my "opinion" .

    Now move on

  • @ShahnamPersia Carlin does stand up, and it is not in the talk show format. Actually, this example of Bill Maher is a stand up act and not one of his talk show programs.

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  • @mcminos I realize that, hence I mentioned their name separate and then included and "and every fucking talk-show". Did you really think you had to point that out, like it's not obvious?

  • Hell it has to feel awesome entering the stage to that song.

  • reminds me of George Carlin....And i Like that :D (R.I.P. George)

  • perfect place to end

  • I get the impression he could've said the world was flat and gravity is just from a physicist's imagination and the crowd would applaud and give a standing ovation...

  • 03:14 scream for good morals? :)

  • Casino security is better than Airport Security....Right!!! Thats why we need small government that is not in healthcare, social security, roads etc etc.

  • Do you think he ever gets sick of that damn song?

  • Go Bill. I agree with at least 90% or what you say. I think anyone who doesn't think Bill is on to something is an idiot.

  • he looks like Wikileaks founder 

  • @09:22 Bill hit the nail on the head with a fuking BUNKER BUSTER!

  • His audience are like Druids

  • This guy is a genious.

  • No shit Bill....I feel like im the only one who is pissed! 

  • I am not from the States so I am not that well aware of the political scene in your country. Could you help me with the swiss referance?

  • @ThePowerExcess neutral dude he is neutral

  • @ThePowerExcess most people here see the swiss as smart, and not as easily misled by their leaders with unimportant issues, made to seem important, in order to get more followers... hope that helps

  • Well... I'm #36. It's not that I disagree with some of his bits, its just that none of it was really funny. Lewis Black, Mr. Maher is not.

  • He'd be more effective if he didn't constantly chuckle at his own jokes.

  • @WalterLiddy I like that he laughs at the stuff he says. It shows how flabbergasted he is by the stupidity of those he's talking about.

  • @WalterLiddy how about you "chuckle" on my penis?? ok??

  • @WalterLiddy I don't think he's chuclking at his own jokes, i think he's laughing at the scenario that the jokes are in.

  • Maher is the Will Rogers of our time,,,,

  • Why would some people say that Atheism is bigoted or closed minded?

    Why would they say that Bill Maher represents all Atheists out there?

    And is there such a thing as passive atheism? that which does not attack a theists or polytheists beliefs which oppose theirs.

  • @Copper4head That's not the point. The point is that you disagree with them, in which doing so means you don't support what they do. This requires them to try to get you to join them, and for you to have faith and believe in lies, but when you say no, you aren't just a passive individual not wanting to join, you're an enemy to their faith and beliefs. It's a sad thing.

  • Billy is hot tonight!

  • Its amazing how talk show comedians like George Carlin, and Bill Maher, seem to have a more realistic point of view than most media.

  • @Shadoweye12 It's been said that the greatest news tellers are comedians because they tell it with a twist that makes us laugh and get pissed off at the same time....

  • @Htown75 I know what you mean.

  • @Shadoweye12 Part of their job is pointing out stupidity. Doing so just puts it right out there in your face where if they weren't there it just might have slipped on by.

  • He hits the nail right on the head. I love my country, but i'm embarassed with how idiotic most american's are

  • @kylem1112 Well, that's the result of being a free country (or socially left extremist). We allow ou idiots to speak out too much, and people will join their wagon.

  • On Clinton- it's wild that Dems keep electing self-made men to the presidency, Repubs don't, but more people don't catch on to the fact that liberals are the ones that have more to do with sticking up for the regular person.

  • It's funny how out of all the security things at airports they might have got done, the one they made sure they did was installing the machines that look through your clothes- the one that maybe makes you feel bad or insulted, or makes teenaged upper-class girls less enthusiastic to get on a plane and check out countries like France (incidentally, ones that are more socialist than we are).

  • @MrJackswan

    So are you implying they want to discourage Americans to travel abroad? Don't they use these X-ray machines for domestic flights?

  • Bill Maher has such a badass intro/theme song

  • 3.20 hand sign, look into baphomet sign, bush,clinton,ron paul, bellasconi and all elites do this Why?? are they in a club

  • @daddieo1970 NWO and the builderburg group/society are the main ones peoplesay

  • @daddieo1970 Hey I noticed it also, he throws the sign again at 3:28 and 3:40 ... Weird.

  • "I'm Embarassed!!!" I would love to see him live.

  • Let's put the fetus on the one dollar bill!

  • I'm embarrassed too.

  • @BatcaveDilemma. I know right! LOL <3

  • I hate how people cheer when they agree with him -_-

  • @mariwanakid - Funny how audiences will do that, huh?

  • He reminds me of my dad - They both like their coffee first.

  • EMBARASSEDDDDDDD....... totallyyyy

  • maher gives me hope for the country.

  • i find it hard to believe i believe.

  • looks like he's wearing lipstick lol

  • Maher gives libertarians a bad name. He is progressive socialist. He's not small government.

  • @SirWinstonChurchill projecting are we?

  • @Mrpastry909 Socialists Progressives are better than Libertarians

  • @edgarreyes14

    I completely disagree with you. But that's your opinion.

  • kobe style lol

  • Bill is one of the most intelligent, rational, and funny men alive! Maher, you rock!

  • same with all da countrys n da medias arround da wrld!!

  • Mammalian evolution is entirely heterosexual.

    Religious faggots like Maher will never admit it.

  • @SirWinstonChurchill little stupid that comment....first of all: the "faggot" Maher is an apatheist and strongly opposing religion, so pretty much fail on your side here.

    Oh, and btw: homosexuality is a pretty common form of natural birthcontrol, and can be found among nearly any species of mammal (the bigger the population, the more homosexual individuals) and surprisingly mammals still evolved pretty well so far....so fail there too...

    Looks like you pretty much f***ed up there fella....

  • @NervigesDings

    Evolution, especially in mammals, is entirely heterosexual.

    Religious faggots like you and Maher will never accept the facts.

    Marriage is a religious fetish

  • @SirWinstonChurchill i sense a troll there....

    You are pretty much destroying your own stand there.

    1. i am an atheist, so fuck that religion bs you are babbeling about.

    2. yeah, evolution is based on heterosexual relationships, BUT who cares? Homosexuality is as natural as heterosexuality, so what the f*** is your problem?

    3. the marriage bit is totally right.

    so, as long as you have no better idea then to declare yourself a stupid moron you might wanna consider shutting up....

  • @NervigesDings

    Marriage is a religious fetish.

    You are a religious faggot.

    The evolution of any mammaian speciesl is exclusively heterosexual

    You are a religious faggot.

  • @SirWinstonChurchill i give up....some people are just too stupid to talk to....oh, and so you get it too: i mean YOU wit "stupid people"....

  • @SirWinstonChurchill actually homosexuality has been found in animals too

  • @nurbSoldier

    Where in animals? You've been fucking your dog again?

  • @SirWinstonChurchill by scientists. the kind of people you have disregard for

  • Thumbs up if you heard Bill Mars!

  • im from london and just found out about this guy , hes fucking amazing !!!! 

  • man ive gotta stop watching this shit. people like bill maher are really smart but they just remind me how fucked the world is i enjoy watching but 3 days later i start to think about this shit and ill just get really annoyed

  • The audience is annoying

  • This dude has his own Theme song!

    Who else can say that from him/her selfe?

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah­ahahaahahahah ROFL Kobe STYLE bitch!!! lmfao ahhhh if we don't laugh we'll cry...people are way too serious....

  • Kobe style. ಠ_ಠ

  • where the hell do they say anything about being swiss?

  • @nigen Bill jokes that he's Swiss when America has a particularly stupid moment because he doesn't want to be associated with such stupidity.

  • @Quintinia

    ah okay, I didn't know if he really was swiss or not ^^;

  • Dixie Chicks shouldn't go abroad and bash US in Europe specially in such sensitive times for America. I call people like that traitors! Freedom of speech!? Sure but is it right thing to say? If that was such important thing to say why not to say it at home and not in front of crowd left wing European hypocrites who slave for arab oil and look for every occasion to try to delegitimize American right as a country to defend herself and her allies!

  • @theromashka1 Uhm... What? How are we delegitimizing anyone's right to self-defense? Maybe you hadn't noticed, but Europe's doing a lot to HELP America in Afghanistan and even Iraq, with which you have no legitimite business.

    I'll grant you the ''left wing'' status, because you don't know any better - you've probably never been here. There's a reason we're so much more to the left than America, however - we've been civilized longer.

  • @VexonCross US had lots of business in Iraq! To remind you US had enough intelligence reports to start this war. They had enough intelligence testifying that Iraq has weapons of mass distraction to push two leading countries to start this war (US and UK). American heros got rid of roofless dictator, saved whole Kurdish nation from genocide , gave Iraqi people the opportunity to start better country and probably saved the world from Nuclear war! Lots of business if you ask me!

  • @theromashka1 Intelligence that proved to be false, and should've been acted on immediately when they found that out. Saddam also may not have been the most loving head of state, there is no way he would've ever jeopardized his position by starting a war with anyone. As far as he was concerned, he was living the high life - he had no reason to nuke anyone, even if he once did have WMDs (and if he did, he would've gotten them from G.H.W. Bush).

  • @VexonCross Yes Saddam had "no reason" to nuke anybody only to invade Kuwait and bomb Israel and test chemical weapons on his Kurdish population, nothing more... these just a minor things... he was very peaceful in general (when he was asleep).

  • @VexonCross Intelligence wasn't proved to be false. They just haven't found the weapons! And I am sure it is still hidden somewhere!

  • @theromashka1 That is a stunningly stupid comment that Bushbots are famous for.Yeah, go there and find them. 

  • @theromashka1 The Kurds were totally safe then in their quasi independent zone in 2003.

  • @VexonCross What supporters in Europe?

  • bill fell for the terrorism trick

  • why cant i post

  • This country needs to get laid? We're Americans, the number one consumer of condoms and birth control pills; We fukin get laid all the time.

  • Kobe style haha

  • HA,HA,HA! Lets just stop paying taxes! If we need guns and bullets to protectc our country.... lets make them and give them to those willing to use them to protect what we love.... Freedom, family and country. Corporations can do busines else where. We have our own means. We just need to take it back.

  • @JMead272 Agrarians, man, can't get enuff of 'em can ya ;)

  • wow people didn't get the "swiss" reffrence .. let me guess,.. Republicans? :D

  • @flumberg no it is because swiss never got involved in any war or conflict in europe or worldwide, always neutral.

  • @flumberg

    Anti Prop 8?

    thumbs up me. I think Gays & Lesbians should be allowed to marry.

  • @Copper4head well aren't you special all those thumbs up are sure to help the gay and lesbian cause.

  • @tusagnamaster

    At the very least my post warranted a response. Those thumbs up to this post mean that there are people out there supporting the rights of gays and lesbians, even if they aren't a part of that community.

    if you're to limit a large groups' legal rights than why not say allowed that you would take away their inherent rights to fall in love with whomever they choose and marry them; or the very opposite of that, in this case?

    It is small, because this in itself is not an action. & Yet

  • @Copper4head You know what now that i look back on the comment i was kind of just being a dick, I do completely support the cause my bro is gay but i had just been in an argument with someone about the whole thumbs up thing, sorry, anyway i think we are on our way, this whole LGBT hate shit is on it's way out the door.

  • @Copper4head cool with me, if they want to be trapped and unhappy like us, then why not?

  • @Copper4head It's only fair. Why should they be spared the joy of divorce? ;-)

  • @Copper4head Cause afterall, even in different sex marriage, the sex is always the same, so why is same sex marriage so strange :p

  • @Copper4head Sure why not at long as they cant adopt kids.

  • @Copper4head Why the hell not? If they want to be chained and miserable let them, they fight for their rights, they'd probably respect the rights and duties of marriage unlike us.

  • @Copper4head Same here, why shouldnt gays and lesbians be just as miserable as other married people :P

  • @flumberg before you put someone else down, learn how to spell.....reference???

  • before you put someone else down, learn how to spell.....reference??

  • @gwt0001 my spelling is fine, my point is valid. yours is not,..

  • The 34 people who disliked this have a dick up their ass

  • i don't know why, but i feel like i would like to have sex with him.

  • @BatcaveDilemma, join the club, lol

  • @BatcaveDilemma hahahaha

  • @BatcaveDilemma I'll do it if he is busy!

  • @BatcaveDilemma Every girl go crazy for a sharp-dressed man. ;)